Lord Lu is my merman tail

Chapter 92 Are You Still Human?

The little mermaid kept nagging, and Lu Huo not only didn't find it annoying, but also found it very interesting.

The sun was shining brightly on the island, and it looked a little dazzling under the sun, but the little mermaid pulled him under the parasol, while she stood under the sun.

Lu Huo had never listened so carefully to anyone's speech, but the little mermaid in front of him seemed to have some kind of magical power, which made people unable to help turning all their attention to her.

"Okay, sit and rest, I have to go to work, I will play with you when I am done."

She was all about coaxing children, but Lu Huo let her coax him willingly.

The show is still going on. After the opening, there will be a lottery draw. This time the lottery has changed slightly from the last time. This time it is a cooperative form. The six people are divided into three groups, two by two.

The host said: "Speaking of which, after the last show ended, some of the netizens voted for failing. Before we do the task today, we have to do the punishment task first."

As soon as the word "punishment task" came out, the guests immediately turned pale with shock.

Li Yufang has already shouted, because no accident, he must be among the unqualified crowd.

"Just be yourself, why is there still punishment?"

The host blinked at him, and said with a smile: "I said it last time, student Li doesn't pay attention to class."

Li Yufang was thrown by his winking eyes, and he directly covered his eyes, "Don't, don't, I don't like you."

When he said this, the host pretended to be angry and raised eyebrows at Jiang Mianmian, "Miss Jiang."

Jiang Mianmian accepted the wink with a smile, but before she could say anything, the host sighed and said, "Hey, it's useless to love me, you still have to accept the punishment."

The so-called punishment is to ride the roller coaster at the amusement park, and then take pictures of their out-of-control expressions by the way.

This is an ugly photo. Li Yufang, who debuted as an idol, was asking who had a mask.

It is impossible to have a mask. Until the moment he was pushed onto the roller coaster, he collapsed. Jiang Mianmian was also very nervous, and his expression became tense even if it was a girl. The host gave her a few words of encouragement .

The rest of the people sat down in a row, among them Tang Li was still eating there happily with a cone.

"Hey, how long is the roller coaster?"

Moderator, "The normal situation is 5 minutes."

Hearing this, Tang Li waved at Lu Huo who was not far away, "Huo Huo, how about we give them 10 minutes?"

The little mermaid opened her mouth, and the little holy father naturally responded with a full mouth. In the end, the host stopped him, "Don't stop, let's be individuals. It was originally 3 minutes, but 5 minutes is already an extended version."

Tang Li thought that he was not considered a human being now, so he clicked his tongue, "Being a human is not as fun as being a beast." After speaking, he ate all the remaining cones in one gulp.

Everyone: Pfft...

The host was shocked, "Li Li, why are you different from ordinary female stars?"

Tang Li patted the crumbs of the cone on his hand, smiling and showing eight teeth, "Because I am a different kind of fireworks."

With the end of the punishment, the emoticons followed closely.

Li Yufang was about to cry at that time, but his eyes were wide open, his expression was extremely distorted but very funny.

Everyone else taunted ruthlessly, "Hahaha, it looks like that green sad frog, especially those big eyes, full of charm."

Li Yufang was so angry that he was about to jump his feet. Hearing these words, "Are you still human?!"

Everyone: "There is no joy in being a beast~"

Li Yufang:? ? ? ! ! ! !

Gan!
The happy time is always over soon. After the punishment is over, the next step is to experience a different life.

This time, it is no longer about experiencing their lives, but about the programs that have been planned, such as happy fishermen, playground staff, or the servants in charge of cleaning and cooking in the manor.

There are three options in total, six people, in groups of two or two.

Tang Li and Zhang Lixin were in the same group, they got the manor servants, Fang Qiqi and Bai Ci were in the same group, they got the Happy Fishermen, Li Yufang and Jiang Mianmian were the playground workers.

After the lottery is drawn, the rest of the time is to experience life.

Tang Li put on the clothes of a maid and carried a vegetable basket. According to the instructions from above, she was going to milk the cows at the dairy farm. Zhang Lixin changed into the clothes of a gardener and took the big scissors, obviously going to pruning branches.

Tang Li was eager to move when he saw his big scissors. Compared with milking cows, pruning branches is obviously much easier.

"Xiaoxin~ Can we change one, you see we are in a group."

Zhang Lixin was struggling to carry the big scissors, and he immediately passed the scissors over, "Okay, let's change." After finishing speaking, he was afraid that she would regret it, "It's not human if you don't change."

Tang Li immediately felt that there was a fraud, and she reached out her hand suspiciously, but she almost knelt on the ground when she received it.

Good guy, this is not big scissors, this is a big hammer!
Zhang Lixin smiled, with a gloating expression, "Okay, I'm going to milk the cow." After speaking, he picked up her vegetable basket.

Tang Li was in a hurry, and shamelessly snatched back the vegetable basket.

Zhang Lixin stood where he was, raised his eyebrows, "I said it just now, it's not human if you don't change."

Tang Li, "Ha, I told you that being a beast is happier." After finishing speaking, he turned his buttocks and left in a pompous manner.

Seeing this, Zhang Lixin almost burst out laughing, but he accidentally glanced at a certain young master not far away from the corner of his eye, and his smile froze immediately, and his whole body was covered in cold sweat.

He immediately bent down, trying to block the change of expression on his face with the action of picking up the large scissors.

Tang Li didn't know these things, and now she became a happy little maid. There were six bottles in the vegetable basket, and her task was to fill each bottle.

She thought that milking a cow was a very simple matter, until she squatted down and looked at a certain place of the big cow, she was stunned.

This...is this crowded?
She swallowed, and asked the cameraman, "Am I playing a hooligan?"

The photographer laughed, and Lu Huo, who was not far away, also laughed.

"It doesn't count." Lu Huo said this, and he teased: "If it is really a hooligan, then I am more hooligan than you."

With the words of the little holy father, Tang Li has no psychological burden. It's just that she is a novice. When squatting down to squeeze, I don't know if the cows are not used to her. As soon as she gets close, she becomes irritable and walks back and forth. Being tied up, I'm afraid he would have run away long ago.

She was at a loss and helpless, but the director team was very cruel, "An unqualified maid will be fired."

Tang Li: "...I'm applying for off-site help!"

Before she named anyone to ask for help, Lu Huo stood up. Of course, the director team disagreed.

"No, no, no one else asked for help outside the court."

Tang Li snorted and said, "This is the owner of the villa, not someone else, you can't refuse."

Director:  …

There was no words to refute.

　Tang Li: I am not human.

　　Lu Huo: I, a beast.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)