Chapter 346 The Idiot Host
"Guest officer, I see that your complexion is ruddy, and you don't look like that person who is short of money. Why are you so downcast?"
With a hint of curiosity, the shopkeeper asked directly.
Glancing at the puzzled shopkeeper, Zhao Zhipeng rolled his eyes.
"You really want to know?"
A faint voice came from Zhao Zhipeng's mouth.
At this time, the shopkeeper who was staring at Zhao Zhipeng's underpants nodded slightly.
"Since you want to know, give me a set of clothes and I'll tell you."
Seeing that there was nothing on his body except a pair of underpants, Zhao Zhipeng couldn't help but say something like this.
And hearing Zhao Zhipeng's words, the shopkeeper also rolled his eyes directly.
"Guest officer, this"
Looking at Zhao Zhipeng, who had nothing but his underpants all over his body, the shopkeeper shook his head, and then spoke again.
"Guest officer, it's not impossible to give you a set of clothes. You can exchange it with me with anything you want."
After saying such words, the shopkeeper looked at Zhao Zhipeng as if he thought you had taken advantage of it.
"Apart from my underpants, what else do I have to change with you?"
Hearing what the shopkeeper said, Zhao Zhipeng couldn't help feeling a little angry.
When he thought about it, the shopkeeper was clearly trying to amuse him, otherwise, how could he have said such shameless words?
"Guest officer, don't be angry, just give me the one you're wearing, and I'll give you a set of clothes, how about that?"
Seeing Zhao Zhipeng angry, the shopkeeper directly expressed his intentions.
After hearing the shopkeeper's words, Zhao Zhipeng began to carefully look at the underpants he was wearing.
If there is nothing special about the underpants, why would the shopkeeper ask for it?
"This seems to be the underpants I wore before time travel."
Looking at the underpants he was wearing, Zhao Zhipeng looked bewildered.
Looking left and right, I can't see if there is any other magic in these pants.
"Guest officer, just tell me directly, change it or not, if it doesn't look like you don't look like a poor family."
Glancing at Zhao Zhipeng, who was carefully observing the underpants, the shopkeeper couldn't help but roll his eyes.
He just wanted to see the material of this pair of pants. In this world, he had never seen such a material.
It doesn't look like silk and satin, nor does it look like coarse cloth clothes. At least he has never seen this material.
"Okay then, give me a set of clothes first, and I'll give you these pants when I change."
After observing for a long time, Zhao Zhipeng, who didn't find anything, was straightforward, and said such words directly to the shopkeeper.
After hearing Zhao Zhipeng's words, the shopkeeper nodded slightly.
Afterwards, he randomly found a set of clothes that were not too expensive in his store.
After all, from the shopkeeper's point of view, this is just a material that I have never seen before, and I don't know if it can be imitated.
Throwing the clothes in his hand to Zhao Zhipeng, the shopkeeper pointed to the fitting room surrounded by a rough cloth.
"Guest officer, go and change your clothes first, and I'll ask you for them later."
Looking at the direction the shopkeeper pointed, Zhao Zhipeng also saw the fitting room surrounded by coarse cloth.
"Okay, wait a moment, I'll come after changing clothes."
Picking up the clothes in his hands, Zhao Zhipeng walked into the fitting room without any nonsense.
However, after a while, Zhao Zhipeng still didn't come out of the fitting room.
The system passed him the language, characters, and other messy things of this world, but it didn't teach him how to wear clothes.
"Guest officer, how are you? It's been half an hour."
Listening to the shopkeeper's words outside, Zhao Zhipeng looked at the clothes he was holding in his hands and felt pain in his ass.
"Shopkeeper, this dress"
Halfway through speaking, Zhao Zhipeng swallowed the rest of the words directly, he didn't want to be surrounded by people.
Such a big man can't wear clothes?Who will believe it?
"Shopkeeper, wait a moment, I'll come out right away."
Shouting again, Zhao Zhipeng looked embarrassed.
"System, system, come out quickly and give me some common sense in this world."
"Ding, the common sense of the world has been released."
"Ding, you host is the most idiotic host I have ever seen,"
"."
Hearing the system's notification tone, the corners of Zhao Zhipeng's mouth twitched.
"Okay, okay, send it to me when you're ready, I still need to get dressed."
Taking out a bunch of information from the system panel, Zhao Zhipeng threw the ball of information into his body without thinking.
It was still half an hour later.
"Guest officer, how are you? It's been an hour!"
At this time, Zhao Zhipeng had already fainted from the shock of the massive information flow.
It wasn't until the shopkeeper realized something was wrong and opened the door to walk in that he saw Zhao Zhipeng who had fainted on the ground.
"Boss, where is this?"
After an unknown amount of time, Zhao Zhipeng woke up leisurely, looked at the young girl next to the shopkeeper, and asked a question.
"This is my home, guest officer, you are fine, why did you suddenly faint?"
The shopkeeper turned around and looked at Zhao Zhipeng who was lying on the bed with a helpless expression.
"I don't know about that, but thank you shopkeeper, I'm afraid if I faint in the wild."
After glancing at the young girl beside the shopkeeper, Zhao Zhipeng quickly got up from the bed.
After shaking his head, he threw out the dizzy feeling in his mind.
Until then, Zhao Zhipeng began to observe the surrounding environment.
This is a small house with two rooms and a hall.
At this time, he was lying in the hall, looking out of the house, it was already night.
"Shopkeeper, how long have I been in a coma?"
Looking at the sky outside the house, Zhao Zhipeng couldn't help feeling a little helpless. He still wanted to finish the task earlier and move on to the next one.
But unexpectedly, it was just the first day, and he was knocked unconscious by the countless materials thrown by the system.
"It didn't take long. When you came to my shop, it was in the afternoon, and now it's just past dusk."
Hearing what the shopkeeper said, Zhao Zhipeng finally felt relieved. Fortunately, he hadn't slept through the first day.
"Shopkeeper, where's the suit you gave me?"
Looking around, the suit of clothes originally given by the shopkeeper has disappeared.
"It's on you."
Glancing at Zhao Zhipeng who was looking around, the corner of the shopkeeper's mouth twitched, and then he pointed to the clothes on Zhao Zhipeng's body and said helplessly.
"Oh"
Looking at the helpless shopkeeper, Zhao Zhipeng finally turned his attention.
In my mind, countless common senses in this world and the distribution of major forces also emerged.
This is a world where warriors rule the roost. Countless warriors are aloof, they have cultivated to the depths, and they can even fly with a sword.
When I first came to this world, those flying figures in the sky were those warriors.
(End of this chapter)
"Guest officer, I see that your complexion is ruddy, and you don't look like that person who is short of money. Why are you so downcast?"
With a hint of curiosity, the shopkeeper asked directly.
Glancing at the puzzled shopkeeper, Zhao Zhipeng rolled his eyes.
"You really want to know?"
A faint voice came from Zhao Zhipeng's mouth.
At this time, the shopkeeper who was staring at Zhao Zhipeng's underpants nodded slightly.
"Since you want to know, give me a set of clothes and I'll tell you."
Seeing that there was nothing on his body except a pair of underpants, Zhao Zhipeng couldn't help but say something like this.
And hearing Zhao Zhipeng's words, the shopkeeper also rolled his eyes directly.
"Guest officer, this"
Looking at Zhao Zhipeng, who had nothing but his underpants all over his body, the shopkeeper shook his head, and then spoke again.
"Guest officer, it's not impossible to give you a set of clothes. You can exchange it with me with anything you want."
After saying such words, the shopkeeper looked at Zhao Zhipeng as if he thought you had taken advantage of it.
"Apart from my underpants, what else do I have to change with you?"
Hearing what the shopkeeper said, Zhao Zhipeng couldn't help feeling a little angry.
When he thought about it, the shopkeeper was clearly trying to amuse him, otherwise, how could he have said such shameless words?
"Guest officer, don't be angry, just give me the one you're wearing, and I'll give you a set of clothes, how about that?"
Seeing Zhao Zhipeng angry, the shopkeeper directly expressed his intentions.
After hearing the shopkeeper's words, Zhao Zhipeng began to carefully look at the underpants he was wearing.
If there is nothing special about the underpants, why would the shopkeeper ask for it?
"This seems to be the underpants I wore before time travel."
Looking at the underpants he was wearing, Zhao Zhipeng looked bewildered.
Looking left and right, I can't see if there is any other magic in these pants.
"Guest officer, just tell me directly, change it or not, if it doesn't look like you don't look like a poor family."
Glancing at Zhao Zhipeng, who was carefully observing the underpants, the shopkeeper couldn't help but roll his eyes.
He just wanted to see the material of this pair of pants. In this world, he had never seen such a material.
It doesn't look like silk and satin, nor does it look like coarse cloth clothes. At least he has never seen this material.
"Okay then, give me a set of clothes first, and I'll give you these pants when I change."
After observing for a long time, Zhao Zhipeng, who didn't find anything, was straightforward, and said such words directly to the shopkeeper.
After hearing Zhao Zhipeng's words, the shopkeeper nodded slightly.
Afterwards, he randomly found a set of clothes that were not too expensive in his store.
After all, from the shopkeeper's point of view, this is just a material that I have never seen before, and I don't know if it can be imitated.
Throwing the clothes in his hand to Zhao Zhipeng, the shopkeeper pointed to the fitting room surrounded by a rough cloth.
"Guest officer, go and change your clothes first, and I'll ask you for them later."
Looking at the direction the shopkeeper pointed, Zhao Zhipeng also saw the fitting room surrounded by coarse cloth.
"Okay, wait a moment, I'll come after changing clothes."
Picking up the clothes in his hands, Zhao Zhipeng walked into the fitting room without any nonsense.
However, after a while, Zhao Zhipeng still didn't come out of the fitting room.
The system passed him the language, characters, and other messy things of this world, but it didn't teach him how to wear clothes.
"Guest officer, how are you? It's been half an hour."
Listening to the shopkeeper's words outside, Zhao Zhipeng looked at the clothes he was holding in his hands and felt pain in his ass.
"Shopkeeper, this dress"
Halfway through speaking, Zhao Zhipeng swallowed the rest of the words directly, he didn't want to be surrounded by people.
Such a big man can't wear clothes?Who will believe it?
"Shopkeeper, wait a moment, I'll come out right away."
Shouting again, Zhao Zhipeng looked embarrassed.
"System, system, come out quickly and give me some common sense in this world."
"Ding, the common sense of the world has been released."
"Ding, you host is the most idiotic host I have ever seen,"
"."
Hearing the system's notification tone, the corners of Zhao Zhipeng's mouth twitched.
"Okay, okay, send it to me when you're ready, I still need to get dressed."
Taking out a bunch of information from the system panel, Zhao Zhipeng threw the ball of information into his body without thinking.
It was still half an hour later.
"Guest officer, how are you? It's been an hour!"
At this time, Zhao Zhipeng had already fainted from the shock of the massive information flow.
It wasn't until the shopkeeper realized something was wrong and opened the door to walk in that he saw Zhao Zhipeng who had fainted on the ground.
"Boss, where is this?"
After an unknown amount of time, Zhao Zhipeng woke up leisurely, looked at the young girl next to the shopkeeper, and asked a question.
"This is my home, guest officer, you are fine, why did you suddenly faint?"
The shopkeeper turned around and looked at Zhao Zhipeng who was lying on the bed with a helpless expression.
"I don't know about that, but thank you shopkeeper, I'm afraid if I faint in the wild."
After glancing at the young girl beside the shopkeeper, Zhao Zhipeng quickly got up from the bed.
After shaking his head, he threw out the dizzy feeling in his mind.
Until then, Zhao Zhipeng began to observe the surrounding environment.
This is a small house with two rooms and a hall.
At this time, he was lying in the hall, looking out of the house, it was already night.
"Shopkeeper, how long have I been in a coma?"
Looking at the sky outside the house, Zhao Zhipeng couldn't help feeling a little helpless. He still wanted to finish the task earlier and move on to the next one.
But unexpectedly, it was just the first day, and he was knocked unconscious by the countless materials thrown by the system.
"It didn't take long. When you came to my shop, it was in the afternoon, and now it's just past dusk."
Hearing what the shopkeeper said, Zhao Zhipeng finally felt relieved. Fortunately, he hadn't slept through the first day.
"Shopkeeper, where's the suit you gave me?"
Looking around, the suit of clothes originally given by the shopkeeper has disappeared.
"It's on you."
Glancing at Zhao Zhipeng who was looking around, the corner of the shopkeeper's mouth twitched, and then he pointed to the clothes on Zhao Zhipeng's body and said helplessly.
"Oh"
Looking at the helpless shopkeeper, Zhao Zhipeng finally turned his attention.
In my mind, countless common senses in this world and the distribution of major forces also emerged.
This is a world where warriors rule the roost. Countless warriors are aloof, they have cultivated to the depths, and they can even fly with a sword.
When I first came to this world, those flying figures in the sky were those warriors.
(End of this chapter)
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