Chapter 540 (End Side Story) She Was Terrified 5
Hearing Bai Yutang cursing softly behind his back, "Your sister, are you a snake or an earthworm! Move quickly, okay?" At that time, he tilted his body, and for the first time after being a snake for so many years, he forgot how to slide.
What a failure.
……
Before college.
The six children were still playing softly.
"Qiqi, you are amazing. There are so many poems, why did you think of changing them like this, and every sentence is so funny?" one of the children asked.
The others smiled and nodded, "Exactly! Didn't you see, when Mr. Qi heard us read those poems just now, his face was almost smoking!"
"Haha, I've never seen Mr. Qi get angry like this! In the past, Mr. Qi was so good-tempered that he didn't look like a human being. My mother often said to my father that Mr. Qi is a model of men in the world. My father is so angry." Yes, but my father also admires Mr. Qi, otherwise he would definitely not let me study in this academy..."
"Well, in the final analysis, it's Qiqi's credit!"
"That's right! I like Qiqi's poem the most. How did you read it? The sun shines on the censer and produces purple smoke... what, uh..."
"Haha, I remember this, I will recite it! Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant when the Rizhao censer was emitting purple smoke. His mouth was drooling three thousand feet, and he didn't bring any money when he touched his pocket."
As soon as the child finished reading, the other children made a sound of puff, Heibuliuqiu rolled their eyes, looked at each other, and finally covered their mouths and snickered.
After finally getting out of breath, someone continued to chant, "Chun Mian doesn't wake up, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. The big bear comes at night, and no one can escape! Haha..."
"Let Da Mao's father take the big bear away, and none of us have to run away!"
Fang Ziqiao's father is a professional hunter.
The family of three mainly depended on Fang Ziqiao's father to hunt in exchange for broken silver.
Children have a heroic complex. Every time I go to Fang Ziqiao's house, I see so many hunting results, and I see Fang Ziqiao's father's hunchbacked and powerful appearance, and I feel awe and respect in my heart.
Of course, besides those great little prey, what can attract them is their favorite plum candy.
Every time I went, although Father Fang kept silent and stared at the little devils with a serious expression, Mrs. Fang was very enthusiastic and kept stuffing plum candies for them.
"The thing that made Mr. Qi angry the most was the song that the bullshit recited. Li Bai didn't pay for the boat ride, but the boatman kicked him off the boat. The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep. I don't know if Li Bai is dead or not. I think the memory of the bullshit must be incomplete. A poem, but he actually recited it all!"
The kid named Cow Shit scratched his head, "Hey, this poem is so easy to remember!"
But Long Qixi gasped at this moment, looked at the other five friends, and asked solemnly: "The Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, shouldn't the next sentence be about the ancients not using paper when defecating?"
The five people blinked, there was a moment of silence, and suddenly they all laughed.
"Qiqi, you are so disgusting!"
"It's okay to be disgusting, I, I like it!"
"If only Mr. Qi's teaching was as interesting as Qi Qi's reading poems!"
"If studying is so interesting, I will definitely be able to study well, and then our college's grades will definitely be better than other colleges."
"Ha ha……"
Long Qixi couldn't bear it either, and laughed so hard that she almost burst into tears, she stretched out her hand to wipe it, and glanced casually ten steps away.
Huh?What is that colorful strip?
(End of this chapter)
Hearing Bai Yutang cursing softly behind his back, "Your sister, are you a snake or an earthworm! Move quickly, okay?" At that time, he tilted his body, and for the first time after being a snake for so many years, he forgot how to slide.
What a failure.
……
Before college.
The six children were still playing softly.
"Qiqi, you are amazing. There are so many poems, why did you think of changing them like this, and every sentence is so funny?" one of the children asked.
The others smiled and nodded, "Exactly! Didn't you see, when Mr. Qi heard us read those poems just now, his face was almost smoking!"
"Haha, I've never seen Mr. Qi get angry like this! In the past, Mr. Qi was so good-tempered that he didn't look like a human being. My mother often said to my father that Mr. Qi is a model of men in the world. My father is so angry." Yes, but my father also admires Mr. Qi, otherwise he would definitely not let me study in this academy..."
"Well, in the final analysis, it's Qiqi's credit!"
"That's right! I like Qiqi's poem the most. How did you read it? The sun shines on the censer and produces purple smoke... what, uh..."
"Haha, I remember this, I will recite it! Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant when the Rizhao censer was emitting purple smoke. His mouth was drooling three thousand feet, and he didn't bring any money when he touched his pocket."
As soon as the child finished reading, the other children made a sound of puff, Heibuliuqiu rolled their eyes, looked at each other, and finally covered their mouths and snickered.
After finally getting out of breath, someone continued to chant, "Chun Mian doesn't wake up, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. The big bear comes at night, and no one can escape! Haha..."
"Let Da Mao's father take the big bear away, and none of us have to run away!"
Fang Ziqiao's father is a professional hunter.
The family of three mainly depended on Fang Ziqiao's father to hunt in exchange for broken silver.
Children have a heroic complex. Every time I go to Fang Ziqiao's house, I see so many hunting results, and I see Fang Ziqiao's father's hunchbacked and powerful appearance, and I feel awe and respect in my heart.
Of course, besides those great little prey, what can attract them is their favorite plum candy.
Every time I went, although Father Fang kept silent and stared at the little devils with a serious expression, Mrs. Fang was very enthusiastic and kept stuffing plum candies for them.
"The thing that made Mr. Qi angry the most was the song that the bullshit recited. Li Bai didn't pay for the boat ride, but the boatman kicked him off the boat. The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep. I don't know if Li Bai is dead or not. I think the memory of the bullshit must be incomplete. A poem, but he actually recited it all!"
The kid named Cow Shit scratched his head, "Hey, this poem is so easy to remember!"
But Long Qixi gasped at this moment, looked at the other five friends, and asked solemnly: "The Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, shouldn't the next sentence be about the ancients not using paper when defecating?"
The five people blinked, there was a moment of silence, and suddenly they all laughed.
"Qiqi, you are so disgusting!"
"It's okay to be disgusting, I, I like it!"
"If only Mr. Qi's teaching was as interesting as Qi Qi's reading poems!"
"If studying is so interesting, I will definitely be able to study well, and then our college's grades will definitely be better than other colleges."
"Ha ha……"
Long Qixi couldn't bear it either, and laughed so hard that she almost burst into tears, she stretched out her hand to wipe it, and glanced casually ten steps away.
Huh?What is that colorful strip?
(End of this chapter)
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