Doctor Xianggong, the goddess of poisonous belly

Chapter 424 Don't rub the place you shouldn't (3)
Bai Fu didn't speak, nor was he annoyed, he just raised his hand, silently wiped the dark green soup all over his face with his sleeve, and the moment he put his hand down, he punched Lou Yuan's face in a circle, until Lou Yuan was beaten to the ground. Yuan Yuan almost slipped into the soup again, Lou Yuan was not annoyed, instead he laughed and spat out the blood from his mouth.

Bai Fu didn't pay much attention to Lou Yuan, first he raised his hand to grab three handfuls of dry medicine from the rattan basket on the shelf and threw them into the big wooden bucket, then grabbed the fourth handful, and pressed Lou He with one hand from behind Lou Yuan. Her shoulders pushed him forward to expose his back, and then he soaked the fourth handful of dry medicine in his hand and rubbed it on Lou Yuan's back after soaking it in the medicine juice.

Bai Fu rubbed very vigorously, and within a short while, he saw a big red patch on Lou Yuan's back, Lou Yuan was in pain from his rubbing, even worse than when Qiu Tong applied the medicine to him, wow yelled It was as if Bai Fu was trying to kill him.

"Bai Fu, can you be gentler, I am living human skin, not tree bark, and it is a piece of skin that has been beaten up by him, will you let me live?"

"Hiss, hiss—I'm really going to die, Bai Fu, you're going to murder your own brother, be careful that Lord Yama won't accept a heartless old fellow like you in the underworld."

"Bai Fu, rub it if you want, don't rub it where you shouldn't, you won't be able to pay for it if it breaks."

"I told you not to rub the place you shouldn't. Do you still have a conscience? Are you really going to rub my good brother to death!?"

Lou Yuan howled so loudly that Qiu Tong, who was waiting outside, blushed and had no ears to hear, and finally Bai Fu couldn't bear Lou Yuan's noise, so he slapped him on the head with a slap, disgusted. Said: "You think I'm willing to touch your dirty thing?"

"Don't say it so ugly, like you don't have it? It's a good thing I'm still brewing soup. If mine is dirty, wouldn't yours be dirtier?"

"Boy, do you believe that I cut off yours?" This time it was Bai Fu's turn to jump.

Lou Yuan snorted softly, "Being able to have the world's number one luthier, Immortal Bai Fu, rubbing my body for ordinary people like me is a blessing that I have cultivated in several lifetimes, and we should enjoy this rare service." Yes, fine, for my good brother, I shut up, I won't say anything."

Bai Fu's eyelids twitched again, finally shook his head helplessly, grabbed another handful of dry medicine, and continued to rub Lou Yuan's body.

Lou Yuan was quiet for less than half a cup of tea, and asked again: "Bai Fu, rub me as you do. When you rub the third bucket of water, your hands didn't dislocate. My skin will also be rubbed." Was it smashed?"

"If it is rubbed to pieces, Xue Miaoshou will help you change the skin on the way."

"Bai Fu, you and I grew up together, right?"

"Well, if you don't watch you grow up, your skin will rot, who cares about you?"

"..." Lou Yuan still decided to accept his fate.

Lou Yuan soaked in the dark green soup for two quarters of an hour, Bai Fu rubbed his body for a whole quarter of an hour, and he went out to rest for the remaining quarter of an hour, leaving Lou Yuan to soak slowly alone. .

As soon as the quarter of an hour when Bai Fu pinched him to rest, he returned to the side pavilion, first extinguished the incense burning in the first small incense burner, and then lit it hanging on the barrel of dark red soup medicine. The incense in the small censer.

It still smells good, but it is a different one. The moment he smelled the newly lit incense, Lou Yuan felt that his body, which had been scorched by the white brush, seemed to be less painful. I wonder if it was him. The illusion is that the incense really has such effects.

After Bai Fu covered the lid of the incense burner, he turned his head to look at Lou Yuan: "Get up, boy, use this wooden barrel to soak."

Lou Yuan said with disgust, "If I could move, would I still be sitting here?"

Bai Fu also gave him a very disgusted look, walked over, dragged him from the wooden barrel full of dark green soup, and dragged him into the wooden barrel full of dark red soup to soak, only to hear Lou Yuan yelling again Said: "Bai Fu, I'm a human being, not a dead pig, can you make me look better?"

"You want to look good? Then I'll ask Qiu Tong to come in and tell me if you're good-looking or ugly now?" Bai Fu replied.

"Forget it, even though Aman is my housekeeper, it's hard to guarantee that he won't fight for me." Lou Yuan sighed.

After Bai Fu threw Lou Yuan into the second wooden barrel to soak, he repeated the actions he did just now, except that the soup, the incense, and the dried medicine were different.

Suddenly Bai Fu said: "Now the entire Beishuang Kingdom is looking for Si Jixia and his wife because they took away the treasure of the Ninth Prince and injured the Ninth Prince."

"Oh?" Lou Yuan was quite surprised, "They actually met that rogue Ninth Prince. It's a big day, so they are really unlucky."

Bai Fu said nothing, just helped Lou Yuan rub his back, waiting for him to finish his nonsense.

After a while, Lou Yuan said in a deep voice, "Did your lord know about this?"

"Yeah." Bai Fu's voice was also a little heavy, "Let me check the truth."

"That's it..." Lou Yuan dragged his voice, "They must be on a rough road now, so they must avoid crowded places, but we can't let them hide here and there. If you don't bother, You can help them, anyway, I am powerless now, so I can only leave it to you, Brother Bai Fu—"

Lou Yuan's "Brother Bai Fu" with a long ending made Bai Fu suddenly rub the dry medicine onto his back forcefully, which made him howl again.

"Stop howling, you're not tired, I'm going to be tired for you." Bai Fu was very helpless, "I really don't know how Chunqiao and Qiutong can bear you as their master."

"My man, you don't care, you are obviously jealous that I have such good two subordinates." Lou Yuan howled and said, "Although you gave me the spring buckwheat, even if you regret it now, think about it." If you want to go back, you can only think about it."

Bai Fu hit harder, Lou Yuan howled harder, and Qiu Tong who was waiting outside sighed more frequently, and Aman, who had been waiting in the yard all this time, heard that Lou Yuan didn't listen all night. After howling, although seeing Qiutong a little nervous, he slowly moved to her side, separated from her by a few steps, and asked in a low voice with some unease: "Miss Qiutong, master... what is it?" What are you doing?"

"This..." Qiu Tong pondered for a while before saying, "Let's die."

(End of this chapter)