Doctor Xianggong, the goddess of poisonous belly

Chapter 682 Hilarity (2)
"It's okay, it's okay! I won't be afraid if you have more teachers and sister-in-laws!" Rongxue was so courageous that she didn't care whether Qiao Xiaoyu was afraid. I gave it to Dongnuan, but I kept one for myself.

Qiao Xiaoyu hesitated, glanced at the burning incense in his hand, threw it on the ground, and said hurriedly: "I, I still dare not, I have never lit firecrackers."

She was afraid of the sudden explosion of firecrackers, which would always scare her. It took all her courage to stand here, and she would never dare to let her light some firecrackers by herself. .

But she threw away the incense in Qiao Xiaoyu's hand, and Dong Nuan, who was standing beside her, stretched out the incense in her hand, and lit the long string of firecrackers in her hand for her!

Qiao Xiaoyu didn't notice it yet, but she heard Rongxue anxiously say on her behalf: "Master, sister-in-law, throw it away! Ma'am, I lit it for you!"

"Throw, throw?" Qiao Xiaoyu was still dumb, and didn't realize what happened at all, but followed Rongxue and asked anxiously, "Where to throw it?"

"Just throw it out the door! Hurry up!" Dong Nuan Gu and Rong Xue shouted in unison.

Then Qiao Xiaoyu was very obedient and very quickly threw the long string of firecrackers that were about to explode towards the front of the gate——

The explosion of firecrackers outside the door became louder.

But someone's voice is louder than this firecracker.

It was the voice of Bingren.

He was howling: "Which f***ing fucking thing blows me up!?"

Dongnuangu and Rongxue first looked at each other and smiled, and then they both pretended to be dazed.

Qiao Xiaoyu was really stunned.

When the ice blade appeared indistinctly from the thick white smoke outside the door, Qiao Xiaoyu hurriedly put his hands behind his back, obviously there was no 300 taels of silver here.

Immediately afterwards, there was the expected roar of the ice blade.

"Joe, Xiao, Yu——!"

Bingren's howling was still echoing in the yard, and the sound of firecrackers around him was endless.

"Shanye Yaonong, you fucking bastard! You're blowing up my crotch! Do you want to die!"

"Hahaha--"

The sound of firecrackers and laughter in front of Bingren's house resounded almost to Chou Shi.

As soon as the firecrackers sounded, the alley and the yard were filled with thick white smoke. With the help of the lanterns and lights in the yard, it was warm in winter so they could see that just now who was coming into the yard was having a good time. Three big men.

I saw that there were seven or eight red spots on their faces that hadn't completely subsided from the swelling. The spots were big or small, on the forehead, on the tip of the nose, or on the cheeks and chin. It looked like a red rash, but they knew it was impossible because of the warmth of Dongnuan. It was a red spot that appeared when the firecrackers splashed on the skin.

Looking at their hair, they are all messy, covered with red confetti left over from burning firecrackers, not only on their heads, but also on their clothes and shoes. However, their clothes, which were already dirty with flour, were now stained with red confetti and some black ash, and there were countless small holes blown out by firecrackers on the clothes.

They punched and kicked when they came into the courtyard, it looked like...

It's like a brat who only makes old people worry about him.

Dongnuan made the three of them stunned when they saw Si Jixia and the others.

Rongxue was the first one who couldn't hold it back, and burst out laughing so hard that she couldn't even complete her sentence.

"Hahaha—Senior brother, brother—"

Bingren glared at Rongxue fiercely, then slapped her on the head unceremoniously, and said angrily, "Why are you laughing, you're just playing around!"

Rong Xue immediately rubbed her head to Qiao Xiaoyu's side, and yelled aggrievedly: "Master, sister-in-law, brother bullied me!"

"..." Bing Ren glared at Qiao Xiaoyu together and yelled, "Get out and go to the main room, I... continue to go to the kitchen! Hmph!"

Qiao Xiaoyu whispered to Rongxue in a serious manner: "Rongxue, you shouldn't have asked me for help, heroes won't talk to me."

"..." The corners of Bingren's eyes trembled, "Qiao Xiaoyu, shut up!"

"Oh, yes, hero."

Dong Nuan Gu was also smiling, stretched out his hand to pull Si Ji Xia, and then raised his hand to remove the firecracker red confetti sticking to his hair, and asked with a smile, "Is it fun?"

"..." Si Jixia's cheeks were a little red, just now when he was throwing firecrackers with Bingren and Lou Yuan outside the door, he was as happy as a brat who couldn't be restrained. Like a good obedient boy, he pursed his lips slightly, looking like he was waiting to be taught a lesson.

Lou Yuan smiled at the side: "Tsk tsk, I really didn't see that Brother Pingan is so obedient in front of his wife. He is really different from Brother Pingan who threw firecrackers at me outside just now."

Rongxue took a sneaky look at Si Jixia, then hurriedly pulled Lou Yuan away, not forgetting to dislike him and said, "Master, he has no eyesight like senior brother, don't bother Mr. and Madam! You still owe me dumplings, The brothers are already busy, so you should go too, I'm hungry!"

"..." Si Jixia's cheeks turned redder, and he pressed his lips harder, with an embarrassing look on his face.

Dong Nuan deliberately smiled even more, and pulled down Si Jixia's pursed lower lip with his thumb, then poked the red spot on his swollen face with his index finger, and said, "Does it hurt?"

Si Jixia shook his head hastily.

"Dumplings ready?" Dong Nuan asked again.

"Not yet, Brother Tai and Brother Lou...moved too slowly." When Si Jixia thought of Bingren and Lou Yuan busy in front of the chopping board, he felt both a headache and amused, "The dough has already been rolled and wrapped. Just put it in the pot, it's just..."

"Huh?" Si Jixia said while Dong Nuangu raised his hand to help him smooth his hair.

"It's just that Xiongtai and Lou's movements are too slow. Ah Nuan and the two sisters-in-law may have to wait for at least half an hour. If Ah Nuan feels hungry, I can..."

Before Si Jixia could finish his words, he was pushed towards the kitchen by Dong Nuangu, and said while pushing, "I'm not hungry yet, but if Ping An doesn't let me eat dumplings after half an hour , then I'm hungry, go quickly, didn't you see your two brothers staring at you in front of the kitchen door?"

Si Jixia turned his head.

In front of the kitchen door, Bingren and Lou Yuan were indeed staring at him non-stop. If they didn't know the situation, they probably thought it was a situation where "a hungry wolf is about to pounce on food".

Dong Nuan pushed Ji Xia hard again.

Si Jixia left, and Rongxue immediately ran between Dong Nuangu and Qiao Xiaoyu, pulled them and asked in a low voice: "Ma'am, sister-in-law, do you think the dumplings made by the master and the senior brother... let us eat them to death?" ?”

"..."

(End of this chapter)