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Chapter 15 Not enough urine (recommendation)

creak creak!

The stone gate was closed, Liu Bei was still a few steps away from the stone gate, Liu Bei could only return in a slump, supported Yan Rou to sit on the ground, and at the same time took out a jujube for Yan Rou to swallow.

"Hold on, I'll help you pull out the crossbow bolts on your body first."

Yan Rou gritted her teeth and said, "Young master, do whatever you want, although Xiao Liu is not a hero, he is not a coward either."

The two crossbow arrows on Yan Rou's chest came out with a light pull. The crossbow arrow that pierced through the chest was first cut off by Liu Bei with a long sword, and then pulled out from the back.

Yan Rou didn't hum during the whole process, Yan Rou passed out from the pain after Liu Bei pulled out the crossbow arrow, in order to prevent Yan Rou from dying due to excessive blood loss, Liu Bei took out a few sour dates and squeezed them into jujube juice and dripped them into Yan Rou's mouth.

Feeling that the wound on Yan Rou's body was no longer bleeding, Liu Bei felt relieved. Liu Bei's tense spirit relaxed, and Jian Huo's soft sniffling sound was particularly harsh. Dao also!"

"Brother Xuande, speak carefully."

Jian Yong's voice sounded, and then he sighed again: "Zhang Zuomu is a scum of the Taiping Dao, maybe he is just an imposter! It's just that Brother Xuande has been implicated, my brother and sister died here deservedly."

Jian Yi was corrupted into this appearance by Zhang Zuomu, and Jian Yong still maintained Taiping Dao in this way, which shows how high the prestige of Taiping Dao was in the hearts of Han people. For the first time, Liu Bei felt how stupid it is to be an enemy of Taiping Dao. It's really stupid to want to use Taiping Road as a stepping stone!
It took Liu Bei a while to recover from his decadent state. He took out some reeds from the farm and spread them on the ground. His confused thoughts gradually became clear. No matter how powerful the Taiping Dao was, the opponents were the even more powerful Han Dynasty and the Confucian gentry all over the world.

No longer worried, Liu Bei began to think of ways to get out. Since Zhang Zuomu closed the Shimen and raped Jian Huo, there must be an agency to control Shimen.

Liu Bei stood up abruptly and began to grope on the stone wall. Seeing Liu Bei groping on the stone wall, Jian Yong asked in bewilderment, "Brother Xuande, what are you doing?"

"Find a raised or sunken rock."

"What's the use?"

"It may be the mechanism that controls this stone gate."

Jian Yong was shocked when he heard the mechanism: "Is it the mechanism technique of the Mohist school?"

Liu Bei didn't know how to explain the principle of the news control agency to Jian Yong, so he could only nod his head.

Jian Yong helped Jian Yun up and said, "Yong is also here to help."

Jian Yong helped, Jian Huo also groped silently, Yan Rou also joined after waking up, and they quickly found and opened the mechanism.

The reed mats in the cave had disappeared, and the gold and silver cakes were all there. When Liu Bei and Jian Yongzheng were discussing what to do, there was a mess of footsteps in the passage of the cave, mixed with shouts: "Hurry up, give me everything!" Hurry up, old man, if something happens to the head of the family, be careful of your heads."

"How to do?"

Jian Yong subconsciously asked Liu Bei, but Liu Bei was taken aback by his question, what should he do?
"Young master, Mr. Jian, don't worry, Xiao Liu will definitely not let the three of you get hurt."

Yan Rou grabbed a long spear and wanted to rush towards the passage, Liu Bei grabbed Yan Rou and shouted: "Nonsense, are you still injured? You take Miss Jian to the inner cave to escape, Brother Xianhe is willing to kill with Bei thief."

Jian Yong grabbed a spear and said: "So I dare not ask you what I wish!"

The two looked at each other and smiled. Yan Rou and Jian Yu were driven back into the inner cave. The corner of the passage leading to the cave is an excellent place to kill enemies. At most, two people can emerge from the passage at a time. Liu Bei and Jian Yong happened to be alone. solve one.

While Liu Bei and Jian Yong were breathing nervously, a probing bandit finally appeared in the eyes of the two of them. Two long spears flew out and pierced into the bandit's body and nailed to the stone wall.

Two long spears nailed the bandit's body to the wall just to block the entrance of the passage. The tension between Liu Bei and Jian Yong eased a little. It seemed that God was helping them.

The bandits in the cave saw the pioneer being nailed to the stone wall alive, and the two long spears were still shaking. The bandit who was closest was so frightened that he peed his pants.

"Rush in, why don't you rush!"

The Erdang family roared angrily, and the bandit who was scared to pee his pants pointed to the bandit who was nailed to the stone wall and said, "The people in the Erdang family are masters."

nonsense!Not a master, can't the master come out?The second master stared at the bandit and said, "Come on, or I will kill you."

The bandit looked at the Erdangjia's fierce gaze, and walked towards the corner tremblingly. As soon as he poked his head out, he was pierced in the head by a flying spear, and the Erdangjia who followed the bandit was splashed with blood and blood brain matter.

What a sharp head!The second leader wanted to withdraw, but he shuddered at the thought of the canon of Taiping Dao, and said coldly: "Give it to someone, or the canon will punish him!"

When the bandits heard the canon punishment, their faces changed drastically, and they rushed towards the corner without fear of death. Each bandit was nailed to death with a spear.

The second master was distressed seeing the bandits die one by one but to no avail. A sly-eyed guy beside him persuaded him, "The second master should not rush! The eldest master must have been killed if he hasn't come out for such a long time."

The second head cast a glance at the bandit with a mischievous eyebrow and said: "Do you want to deepen your impression of the canon?"

The thief-eyed bandit trembled when he heard the words: "The second master is joking! But now the place is so narrow, even if we all die, this may not be able to avenge the first master."

Er Dangjia said: "What's your plan, you mole?"

The mole thief smiled: "There is no good idea, but there is also a bad idea, we can set it on fire!"

Erdangjia's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and then he thought of the Qianshi grain and grass in the cave. He avenged the eldest family but burned Qianshi grain, grass and hundreds of weapons. Qu Shuai was afraid that he would kill himself alive.

Mole saw that the second leader shook his head and knew that this was indeed a bad idea. The thief's small eyes rolled around for a while and said: "I can't set fire, we can set off smoke, and smoke can kill people."

The second leader looked at Mole appreciatively again, and said, "Withdraw."

There was no bandit coming out for a long time, and Liu Bei discussed with Jian Yong nervously: "Could it be that Mr. Zou led the troops to attack?"

"But then there should be shouts of killing, right?"

"Then wait."

The two waited and waited, but they didn't wait for the sound of killing. Instead, they saw a puff of smoke drifting in. Liu Bei smelled the smoke and said, "No, these bandits will set fire again."

Liu Bei rushed towards the corner, but was choked by the thick smoke and burst into tears. He could only retreat back to the cave, and retreated to the inner cave with Jian Yong. After closing the stone gate, Liu Bei said, relying on the plot in the novel: "Everyone tore from their bodies. Take a piece of cloth, wet it and cover your mouth and nose, and don't smoke too much."

Hiss!There was a hissing sound, and Jian Yong asked: "Brother Xuande, there is no water source here, how can we wet the cloth?"

Liu Bei took it for granted, "Of course it's urine."

The sound of clattering sounded, and Jian Hao felt her entire cheeks burning. Although she had just been stripped into a little white sheep by Zhang Zuomu, she was a famous lady who had not left the court after all, so how could she pee in front of outsiders?Although you can't see your fingers here.

Seeing that Jian Jue has been curled up there, Liu Bei understood her restraint, and handed the cloth strip in his hand to Jian Jue. Jian Jue's bright eyes looked at Liu Bei for a long time before taking it, and said like a gnat: " Thanks."

Thanks to the beauty, but Liu Bei sadly found that he couldn't pee anymore, and the smoke in the cave was drifting in one by one?

(End of this chapter)