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Chapter 310 Sooner or later you will go crazy (first update! Please subscribe!)
Eight o'clock the next night.

"Ding dong!"

"Yuyou, go and open the door, Du Jun is here."

Yang San, who had already arrived at 3602, shouted, while he slumped lazily on the sofa.

Yoyo glanced at Yang San speechlessly, but she was the one who led this matter, so Yoyo didn't say anything, she quickly got up and opened the door, and outside the door was Du Jun, Guan Gu's elder brother.

"You are here, come in quickly."

"I... (ten seconds left here)... coming."

Du Jun said calmly, full of momentum, if it wasn't for the fact that his right hand was hung on his chest and all five fingers except the middle finger were tightly bandaged, which would have spoiled the atmosphere too much.

"No one saw you just now, did they?"

Yoyo hurriedly asked, tonight is a secret negotiation, she doesn't want too many people to know.

"I know that I... am not the main character, but I can't be transparent, why can others... (there are still ten seconds here)... can't see me?"

Du Jun didn't know if it was facial paralysis. It seemed that since Yang San had known him for so long, he had always kept a cold face.

"Can you talk nicely?"

Waiting anxiously, Yoyo shouted in surprise.

"My sense of existence is already very weak. If I am not allowed to speak again, then others... (here for another ten seconds)... will really not be able to see me."

Du Jun looked at the anxious Yoyo calmly, and said slowly.

"Yuyou, just admit it, Du Jun has a problem with his language center, it's already pretty good to be able to speak."

Yang San cheerfully looked at Yoyo and Du Jun, who were anxious and calm.

"I mean, can you speak faster, I'm so anxious." Yoyo shouted anxiously.

"Huh? Is there a problem with my speaking speed? Some people can't even pronounce correctly. Don't you still be his... (here is still ten seconds)...girlfriend."

Du Jun has long been used to it, this is not the first person who dislikes him, nor will he be the last.

Yoyo suddenly cried helplessly: "Could it be that none of the cartoonists can talk well? Such two people can still quarrel, how did they do it?"

Yang San also laughed happily. In fact, he was also very curious, but he just fell asleep at that time and missed this beautiful scene.

Just passing through the door is a guest, although Du Jun spoke very slowly, Yoyo still made him a cup of coffee that had already been brewed.

"You...you're not really waiting for Guan Gu's call, are you?"

Du Jun nodded firmly.

"You brothers and sisters have such a good relationship, why bother to be so angry?" Youyou expressed her meaning in a tactful way.

"So I'm here now...(here for ten seconds)...to accept his apology." Du Jun still said calmly with a cold face.

"Hey, then can you apologize to Guan Gu for my sake?" Youyou said helplessly.

"In this sect, it is always the younger brother who apologizes to the older brother. This is the way, the righteousness, the propriety... (Ten seconds came again)... the law."

Du Jun didn't flinch, and insisted on his principles.

Seeing Yoyo wanted to make a long story, God knows how long Du Jun will continue to talk like this, so Yang San spoke.

"Okay, Yoyo, don't talk about these things. Didn't you invite a beautiful woman over here? Call her up."

Du Jun's eyes lit up immediately, and he said excitedly: "That's right, as long as the stepmother's problem is solved, morality and etiquette will be nothing. Should I apologize now and you call now?"

"You speak too fast, wait, what stepmother?" Yoyo shouted in surprise.

"Actually, Du Jun has always wanted to find a stepmother for the child, but he usually stays at home and draws pictures, and rarely has the opportunity to come out to meet living people, but every time Guan Gu introduces him, he always mentions that he is a single father. You What do you think the consequences will be?" Yang San couldn't help but said.

"Uh...hehehehe, so it is like this, no wonder you are so angry, senior brother, Guan Gu is too...too..."

Yoyo was also speechless for a while, the feeling was because of this, no wonder Saner asked me to find a girl over here.

Du Jun had a rare expression at this time, and said with tears in his eyes: "One is a single father, and the other is a handsome man like the prince of tennis. It's you... (still ten seconds)...Who do you choose?"

"You can't say that, even if Guan Gu and San'er are together, I will still choose Guan Gu." Youyou said with a faint smile.

"Very good, there is one more, I can only rank third."

Du Jun glanced at Yang San and said helplessly.

"Don't worry, I won't fool you." Youyou said happily.

"In this sect, it is always advocated to inspect the goods first...(Ten seconds came again)...Apologize later."

Talking a little thirsty, Yoyo picked up the coffee and just wanted to drink it, but found that the big brother stopped again. Afraid of being choked to death, she pretended to try it a few times, and saw that the big brother didn't mean to pick it up, so she felt relieved He took a sip, but at this time the senior brother suddenly continued, almost choking Yoyo to death.

"She's my downstairs neighbor's cousin, and she's a fan of comics."

The helpless Yoyo had no choice but to shout in grief and indignation, but Du Jun, who hadn't seen the real person, obviously didn't intend to let go, and looked around contemptuously.

"Okay, I'll ask her to come up now." Youyou had no choice but to say, and she reminded again worried: "You talk later, be careful, don't scare people to death, just wait."

After Yoyo left, Du Jun's cold face slowly bent upwards, apparently overjoyed.

"Du Jun, don't be silly, I'm still here, but to be honest, Yoyo is right, you should stop talking later, but no matter how beautiful a girl is, you will be scared away."

Yang San looked at Du Jun who was secretly having fun, he was really worthless, she was just a girl, but why did the girl Yoyo mentioned sound so familiar?

Du Jun said happily with a paralyzed face: "San'er, do you recognize the girl Yoyo is talking about? Sex... (it's another ten seconds)... How is her personality?"

Yang San withdrew his surprised eyes and looked at Du Jun helplessly. Every time this guy pauses, is he doing it on purpose?

"Don't worry, the friends we know are pretty good, and we won't discriminate against single fathers, but if you want to be friends with her, it's better to say later that you are a single father."

"I understand, thank you, San'er, if I succeed this time, I will definitely not... (still ten seconds)...forget you." Du Jun said gratefully.

Yang San felt that he really wanted to split Du Jun's head open, and then reconnect the language center. Listening to him can easily drive people crazy.

"Forget it, you'd better not remember me, I'll go to the bathroom first, you sit for a while."

Yang San got up and went to the toilet, knocked on the door casually: "Yuyou, are you alright? It's my turn."

Yoyo quickly opened the door, looked carefully at the living room, saw the senior brother sitting there quietly, immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and whispered.

"San'er, I'll go to Guan Gu's room to avoid the meeting first, this elder brother's way of speaking, I will definitely go crazy after staying with him for a long time."

Seeing Yoyo who ran into Guan Gu's room in hiding, Yang San walked into the toilet speechlessly, but not long after entering the toilet, he heard a scream from across the face.

"what!!!"

(End of this chapter)