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Chapter 626 Fry 1 in the pan!
Chapter 626 Fry it in the pan! (seeking subscription)
Paper drunk.
This word is used to describe Yang San's life in recent days.
Reach out for clothes, and open your mouth for food.
Yang San really lived a luxurious life.
On this day, Yang San enjoyed the one-stop service of several beautiful maidens without shame.
Some pinched their shoulders, some hammered their legs, and some carefully peeled off the fruit.
And Yang San was lying comfortably on a pair of beautiful legs, eating all kinds of delicious fruits comfortably.
"Yang Zi, have you had enough, how long are you going to be reduced to?"
Suddenly, Brother Hou fell from the sky and landed in front of Yang San.
"Ah, monster! Help..."
When the maids suddenly saw Brother Hou, their faces turned pale with fright, and they fled in panic.
"Don't panic, step back."
Yang San drank in a deep voice with an inexplicable tone.
Immediately, all the court ladies calmed down, knelt down to Yang San and retreated peacefully.
It wasn't until several people left that Brother Hou jumped onto the chair and unceremoniously picked his favorite fruit.
"Yang Zi, your move is not bad, it's a bit like a Buddhist lion's roar."
Yang San smiled casually: "Indeed, for demagoguery, the Buddhist method is absolutely suitable."
At the level of Yang San, it can be said that one method is mastered and ten thousand methods are mastered.
The sage does not speak casually when he speaks the Dharma.
Even though Yang San has not yet reached this level, he has already touched the threshold.
"Brother Monkey, if you don't accompany Elder Tang, how come you come to see me when you have time? Or, do you have any friends here?" Yang San laughed teasingly.
When Brother Hou heard this, he immediately threw the peach in his hand and grabbed Yang San's hand.
He said anxiously: "Yang Zi, don't you say that my grandson almost forgot, quickly help my grandson catch monsters."
Yang San was suddenly surprised.
Brother Hou has only been away for a few days, and he encountered a monster again?
That's not right, shouldn't it be the scorpion spirit at this time, didn't Brother Monkey go to invite Mr. Angri Xing?
"Wait, Brother Monkey, don't pull me, I'll go with you."
Yang San looked at Brother Hou dumbfounded.
As soon as he finished speaking, he dragged Yang San out, as if he was afraid that Yang San would not let go of this gentle town.
Brother Hou laughed a few times, and let go of Yang San's hand.
Yang San rolled his eyes helplessly, took out a letter he had prepared from his bosom, and pressed it on the table.
"Okay, let's go."
Brother Hou couldn't help but nodded slightly in his heart. He came here for two purposes.
One is to find Yang San to catch monsters.
The other is that he is afraid that Yang San will be reluctant to part with this daughter country.
But at this moment, it seemed that Yang San already had the intention of leaving, otherwise, how could he have even prepared the letter in advance?
"Brother Monkey, what kind of monster is this time? Let me tell you first, if it is edible, I have to keep the corpse. Last time I beat him for a long time, but in the end I didn't eat any beef." Yang San laughed.
Brother Hou immediately gave Yang San a blank look.
Last time you made a total of three swords, where did you take a long time?
Besides, that's the cow of the old man, my grandson doesn't dare to think about it, but you can't forget it.
Brother Hou laughed teasingly: "Do you like to eat bugs? This time it's a scorpion spirit."
"I have never eaten a scorpion."
Yang San said noncommittally: "However, I have eaten centipedes. Remove the head and tail, then wrap it in flour and fry it. It is fragrant on the outside and tender on the inside. It is the best in the world."
Brother Monkey: "..."
Originally, he was just going to tease Yang San, but he didn't expect Yang San to be so cruel.
Can Centipedes Eat?
Why hasn't he heard of it?
"By the way, is this scorpion big?" Yang San asked very seriously.
Unknown, Brother Hou nodded in a daze: "It should be quite big, and it's also fierce. It is said that even Tathagata has stung it. What's wrong?"
Yang San thought seriously: "Since it has become a spirit, the main body must not be too small. It seems that a bigger oil pan should be prepared."
Brother Hou nodded again and again, but was stunned by the last sentence.
"Oil pan?"
"Yes."
Yang San nodded and said: "This kind of reptile is best fried and eaten. It can be described in one word, delicious!"
While chatting and walking, Yang San and Brother Hou arrived in front of a mountain in a short while.
"Yang Zi, this is the place. This is Poison Enemy Mountain. There is a pipa cave on the mountain, and the monster is in the cave." Brother Hou shouted through gritted teeth.
Apparently Brother Hou suffered a lot from this scorpion spirit.
"Yang Zi, you have to be careful about this monster. I don't know what kind of hidden weapon it used, but it actually hurt the old grandson. It can be seen that it is extraordinary."
Yang San suddenly smiled and said, "Brother Monkey, you said you were a scorpion spirit, you must have been stabbed by her poisonous tail."
When Brother Hou heard this, he couldn't help but suddenly realized.
"It makes sense. The most powerful thing about a scorpion is its tail."
Yang San smiled and nodded.
Suddenly, Yang San looked up at the mountain with a look of surprise.
Just now, he seemed to hear two loud cock crows.
"Brother Monkey, did you hear the rooster crowing just now?" Yang San asked sullenly.
Brother Hou was stunned for a moment, nodded and replied: "Yes, it's strangely loud. This is in the mountains. Isn't it normal to have a few pheasants?"
"No, very abnormal."
Yang San said with a dark face: "Brother Monkey, you must know that the natural enemy of the scorpion is the rooster. How can a scorpion that has become mature retain these former natural enemies?"
Only then did Brother Hou understand, and he couldn't help but asked in doubt: "Then where did the rooster crow come from?"
Yang San, who had roughly guessed something, said dumbfoundedly: "It seems that I am not the only new guest on this mountain. Let's go up the mountain and see."
Brother Hou and Yang San immediately flew up the mountain.
Sure enough, Tang Seng was seen from a distance being helped out of a cave by Zhu Bajie.
A cockscomb head stood outside the cave, and beside it lay a scorpion the size of a pipa, which apparently had just passed away not long ago.
As soon as Zhu Bajie saw Brother Hou and Yang San, he immediately smiled and said, "Brother Monkey, Yang Zi, this is Mr. Ang Ri Xing, who happened to be passing by here, and when he heard that Master was captured by a monster, he immediately donated generously.
Brother Monkey, you don't know, as soon as I lured the goblin out, Mr. Angri Xing turned into a big rooster six or seven feet tall.
He yelled, and immediately taught the goblin to change into his true form, and yelled again, and the goblin died on the spot. "
When Brother Hou heard this, although he thought it was all a coincidence, he still came forward to thank him.
Angri Xingjun smiled and evaded a few words.
At the same time, Mr. Ang Rixing has been looking at Yang San from the corner of his eye intentionally or unintentionally.
There was an inexplicable meaning in his eyes.
Yang San disapprovingly stepped forward and chatted with Tang Seng for a few words.
I can't help but laugh in my heart.
Just passing by?
Even if Zhu Bajie was killed, Yang San would not believe it.
28 Constellations are no better than their generals, who can leave the heaven anytime and anywhere.
How could they leave without reporting?That day the court was not messed up.
These immortal Buddhas, wouldn't they be afraid that I would rob them of their merits?
Otherwise, how can you be so aggressive and provide home delivery service!
"Mr. Xing is polite, don't you want this scorpion? Don't worry, I will accept it with peace of mind."
Yang San smiled and bowed to Angri Xingjun, and, without waiting for him to speak, he took the scorpion on the ground into his bag.
Then, as if he was afraid that Mr. Ang Ri Xing would ask for it, he immediately ran away.
"Let's chat slowly, I still have important things to do next, so let's take a step first."
Everyone: "..."
Brother Hou looked at Yang San who was going away strangely.
【Yang Zi doesn't really want to blow up that scorpion, does he? 】
(End of this chapter)
Paper drunk.
This word is used to describe Yang San's life in recent days.
Reach out for clothes, and open your mouth for food.
Yang San really lived a luxurious life.
On this day, Yang San enjoyed the one-stop service of several beautiful maidens without shame.
Some pinched their shoulders, some hammered their legs, and some carefully peeled off the fruit.
And Yang San was lying comfortably on a pair of beautiful legs, eating all kinds of delicious fruits comfortably.
"Yang Zi, have you had enough, how long are you going to be reduced to?"
Suddenly, Brother Hou fell from the sky and landed in front of Yang San.
"Ah, monster! Help..."
When the maids suddenly saw Brother Hou, their faces turned pale with fright, and they fled in panic.
"Don't panic, step back."
Yang San drank in a deep voice with an inexplicable tone.
Immediately, all the court ladies calmed down, knelt down to Yang San and retreated peacefully.
It wasn't until several people left that Brother Hou jumped onto the chair and unceremoniously picked his favorite fruit.
"Yang Zi, your move is not bad, it's a bit like a Buddhist lion's roar."
Yang San smiled casually: "Indeed, for demagoguery, the Buddhist method is absolutely suitable."
At the level of Yang San, it can be said that one method is mastered and ten thousand methods are mastered.
The sage does not speak casually when he speaks the Dharma.
Even though Yang San has not yet reached this level, he has already touched the threshold.
"Brother Monkey, if you don't accompany Elder Tang, how come you come to see me when you have time? Or, do you have any friends here?" Yang San laughed teasingly.
When Brother Hou heard this, he immediately threw the peach in his hand and grabbed Yang San's hand.
He said anxiously: "Yang Zi, don't you say that my grandson almost forgot, quickly help my grandson catch monsters."
Yang San was suddenly surprised.
Brother Hou has only been away for a few days, and he encountered a monster again?
That's not right, shouldn't it be the scorpion spirit at this time, didn't Brother Monkey go to invite Mr. Angri Xing?
"Wait, Brother Monkey, don't pull me, I'll go with you."
Yang San looked at Brother Hou dumbfounded.
As soon as he finished speaking, he dragged Yang San out, as if he was afraid that Yang San would not let go of this gentle town.
Brother Hou laughed a few times, and let go of Yang San's hand.
Yang San rolled his eyes helplessly, took out a letter he had prepared from his bosom, and pressed it on the table.
"Okay, let's go."
Brother Hou couldn't help but nodded slightly in his heart. He came here for two purposes.
One is to find Yang San to catch monsters.
The other is that he is afraid that Yang San will be reluctant to part with this daughter country.
But at this moment, it seemed that Yang San already had the intention of leaving, otherwise, how could he have even prepared the letter in advance?
"Brother Monkey, what kind of monster is this time? Let me tell you first, if it is edible, I have to keep the corpse. Last time I beat him for a long time, but in the end I didn't eat any beef." Yang San laughed.
Brother Hou immediately gave Yang San a blank look.
Last time you made a total of three swords, where did you take a long time?
Besides, that's the cow of the old man, my grandson doesn't dare to think about it, but you can't forget it.
Brother Hou laughed teasingly: "Do you like to eat bugs? This time it's a scorpion spirit."
"I have never eaten a scorpion."
Yang San said noncommittally: "However, I have eaten centipedes. Remove the head and tail, then wrap it in flour and fry it. It is fragrant on the outside and tender on the inside. It is the best in the world."
Brother Monkey: "..."
Originally, he was just going to tease Yang San, but he didn't expect Yang San to be so cruel.
Can Centipedes Eat?
Why hasn't he heard of it?
"By the way, is this scorpion big?" Yang San asked very seriously.
Unknown, Brother Hou nodded in a daze: "It should be quite big, and it's also fierce. It is said that even Tathagata has stung it. What's wrong?"
Yang San thought seriously: "Since it has become a spirit, the main body must not be too small. It seems that a bigger oil pan should be prepared."
Brother Hou nodded again and again, but was stunned by the last sentence.
"Oil pan?"
"Yes."
Yang San nodded and said: "This kind of reptile is best fried and eaten. It can be described in one word, delicious!"
While chatting and walking, Yang San and Brother Hou arrived in front of a mountain in a short while.
"Yang Zi, this is the place. This is Poison Enemy Mountain. There is a pipa cave on the mountain, and the monster is in the cave." Brother Hou shouted through gritted teeth.
Apparently Brother Hou suffered a lot from this scorpion spirit.
"Yang Zi, you have to be careful about this monster. I don't know what kind of hidden weapon it used, but it actually hurt the old grandson. It can be seen that it is extraordinary."
Yang San suddenly smiled and said, "Brother Monkey, you said you were a scorpion spirit, you must have been stabbed by her poisonous tail."
When Brother Hou heard this, he couldn't help but suddenly realized.
"It makes sense. The most powerful thing about a scorpion is its tail."
Yang San smiled and nodded.
Suddenly, Yang San looked up at the mountain with a look of surprise.
Just now, he seemed to hear two loud cock crows.
"Brother Monkey, did you hear the rooster crowing just now?" Yang San asked sullenly.
Brother Hou was stunned for a moment, nodded and replied: "Yes, it's strangely loud. This is in the mountains. Isn't it normal to have a few pheasants?"
"No, very abnormal."
Yang San said with a dark face: "Brother Monkey, you must know that the natural enemy of the scorpion is the rooster. How can a scorpion that has become mature retain these former natural enemies?"
Only then did Brother Hou understand, and he couldn't help but asked in doubt: "Then where did the rooster crow come from?"
Yang San, who had roughly guessed something, said dumbfoundedly: "It seems that I am not the only new guest on this mountain. Let's go up the mountain and see."
Brother Hou and Yang San immediately flew up the mountain.
Sure enough, Tang Seng was seen from a distance being helped out of a cave by Zhu Bajie.
A cockscomb head stood outside the cave, and beside it lay a scorpion the size of a pipa, which apparently had just passed away not long ago.
As soon as Zhu Bajie saw Brother Hou and Yang San, he immediately smiled and said, "Brother Monkey, Yang Zi, this is Mr. Ang Ri Xing, who happened to be passing by here, and when he heard that Master was captured by a monster, he immediately donated generously.
Brother Monkey, you don't know, as soon as I lured the goblin out, Mr. Angri Xing turned into a big rooster six or seven feet tall.
He yelled, and immediately taught the goblin to change into his true form, and yelled again, and the goblin died on the spot. "
When Brother Hou heard this, although he thought it was all a coincidence, he still came forward to thank him.
Angri Xingjun smiled and evaded a few words.
At the same time, Mr. Ang Rixing has been looking at Yang San from the corner of his eye intentionally or unintentionally.
There was an inexplicable meaning in his eyes.
Yang San disapprovingly stepped forward and chatted with Tang Seng for a few words.
I can't help but laugh in my heart.
Just passing by?
Even if Zhu Bajie was killed, Yang San would not believe it.
28 Constellations are no better than their generals, who can leave the heaven anytime and anywhere.
How could they leave without reporting?That day the court was not messed up.
These immortal Buddhas, wouldn't they be afraid that I would rob them of their merits?
Otherwise, how can you be so aggressive and provide home delivery service!
"Mr. Xing is polite, don't you want this scorpion? Don't worry, I will accept it with peace of mind."
Yang San smiled and bowed to Angri Xingjun, and, without waiting for him to speak, he took the scorpion on the ground into his bag.
Then, as if he was afraid that Mr. Ang Ri Xing would ask for it, he immediately ran away.
"Let's chat slowly, I still have important things to do next, so let's take a step first."
Everyone: "..."
Brother Hou looked at Yang San who was going away strangely.
【Yang Zi doesn't really want to blow up that scorpion, does he? 】
(End of this chapter)
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