old cannon
Chapter 3 He is not afraid of loneliness, nor is he afraid of old age, but this world is different f
Chapter 3 He is not afraid of loneliness, nor is he afraid of old age, but this world is different from what he thinks.
"Who the fuck is that?"
"Your grandpa, let's see if my grandson is asleep!" Men San'er growled in a low voice.
The door was opened, and a figure leaned over. "Grandson, don't go!"
Men San'er turned the car around, stopped at his door, got out of the car, and raised his mouth.
"What's the matter?" Men San'er stared at him.
The man looked at his body, softened, and sniffled, "Why are you knocking on my door?"
Men San'er said: "Stop talking, grandpa, let's see if my grandson is asleep or not."
"How to scold people?"
"It's intentional, it's not pleasing to see your house."
"What's wrong with my house?"
"Your home is in the east, and my mother doesn't like it. Why not in the west?"
"You?? You didn't do business in the middle of the night, and Pengcier came?"
"Yes! I bumped into you all the way, all the fucking cowards, I caught up with you, don't let me down, come out and shake your wrists!"
"I'm sick!" The man closed the iron door, cursed and went back to the house.
Men San'er stood in front of the door, stunned for a long time.He stepped into the car, and his whole body was darkened. The air in the middle of the night was like a dark blue fire, and his thick body, which had been scorched, softened little by little.Men San'er thought of the sixth master he had just met, and was also stuck there, at a loss.
Man San'er's house is near Yandai Xiejie. When he was five years old, his father died and his mother ran away with someone. He lived with his grandfather since he was a child.Men San'er's grandfather sold opium in the early years, and also sold bongs, lamps, and sticks.Before the founding of New China, his grandfather took aim at the situation, burned leaves, smashed smoking sets, raised a little money, and opened a barber shop.Haircut, pedicure, shave, within two years, three apprentices were accepted.Although his grandfather's skills are rough, he can speak well.Those who do business, those who work hard, those who perform martial arts, soldiers, opera singers, policemen, foreigners, carpenters, blacksmiths, paper crafters, all of these three kinds of teachings and nine schools, can all make trouble.On a street, leave a good relationship.Life is not rich, but decent.
Although his grandfather treated outsiders kindly, he was unambiguous towards his children.Men San'er's mother used to be a secret prostitute (secret prostitute). She married Men San'er's father and gave birth to Men San'er.Men San'er's father asked her, but she only reasoned that her body was cold and needed to be recuperated, so she went to the pharmacy and asked the master to help her massage.Although Men San'er's father didn't say anything, he became suspicious.When I went home, I told Grandpa Mensan'er that his grandpa scolded him, saying that he was thinking nonsense.Men San'er's father still couldn't let go, so he secretly followed his wife.His daughter-in-law went to the pharmacy, but she didn't go in. She walked around the back door, and a young man with noodles was waiting. When they met, they hugged each other and went into the house.Men San'er's father was speechless, returned home, took off his belt, scalded a pimple with fire, then rinsed it with cold water, sat on the bed, and waited for his daughter-in-law to come home.
Men San'er's mother was beaten half to death, and Lihua ran to complain to Men San'er's grandfather with rain, saying that the bastard had wronged a good person with no evidence.His grandfather was furious, picked up a pole, looked for Men San'er's father, and beat him head-on.Men San'er's father didn't explain, bought a box of rat poison, and thought, fuck his ancestors, I'm dead.
Men San'er's father died, and his mother ran away with the boy.Gossip on the street.Men San'er went out with his head down, not daring to play with the children, and the kids scolded him, son of a bitch.Pick up stones and throw him.Men San'er, like his father, didn't speak, and ran home with his head in his arms.His grandpa's days are coming to an end. During the "Cultural Revolution" against the "Four Olds", his grandfather was caught out, saying that he sold opium earlier, which was a remnant of feudalism.His grandfather wanted to explain, but was slapped in the eye by a young revolutionary general. From then on, his grandfather was blind in one eye and dared not speak anymore.At that time, Men San'er was always alone, no one answered him when he went to school, and was blocked by people after school. Men San'er didn't fight back, and went home with blood on his face. When he got home, he saw that his grandfather was also covered in blood.
When Man San'er was 13 years old, after school, he saw a group of people holding iron bars and surrounding a liberation truck.The group yelled and pulled the car door.The driver took his time, finished smoking a cigarette, picked up an ax from under the seat of the car, and chopped it off as soon as he got out of the car.Two people were cut down, blood was splashed on the street, everyone dispersed in a circle, and the driver continued to cut down, everyone shouted and fled in all directions.The driver threw the ax on the ground, glanced at Men San'er who was silent behind him, grinned, closed the car door, and drove away.
After that, Men San'er understood that everyone's mother is the same, they are all afraid of blood.He rummaged from the garbage dump and found a 56-type triangular army thorn.He wiped it off carefully at home and put it in his schoolbag.The next day after school, a group of people blocked him. He did not rush, took out the three-edged army thorn, and stabbed the leader in the leg.Blood came out and kept rolling.Everyone looked stupid and didn't dare to say anything.Men San'er put away his army thorns, patted his buttocks, and left.
When his grandfather heard that he had a fight, he beat him up.Men San'er didn't resist, he went to school every day, found someone who beat him, beat him up, and it was over.His grandfather died soon, and that year, Man San'er was 16 years old.He started to hang out, made four friends, beat him up with him, started poisoning, didn't join groups, and didn't form cliques.The five of them are not stingy, killing gods when they meet gods, killing ghosts when they meet ghosts, regardless of whether they are friends or foes.Later, the four couldn't suppress their wildness and wanted to rob.Don't go bored.The four said, if you don't go, don't follow us anymore.Men San'er said, whoever you love, the uncle will not serve you.
Later, Men San'er beat the little pony.The reason is that Xiao Maju hit Men San'er's classmate.The little pony itself is quite well-known, but a group of people under it threatened to lose Mun Saner's leg.Men San'er hid, the more he thought about it, the more he felt uncomfortable, he simply walked out with red eyes and a three-edged army thorn pinned to his waist, he was sure, whoever dared to take a step near him, he would stab anyone's neck.The little pony saw that San'er was going to do his best, so he was afraid.He thought of someone who might be able to help him out.So, he went to find Liu Ye.
Sixth Master led people around Mensan'er.Men San'er smiled, it took so much effort for such a ghost like me.Liu Ye didn't say anything, he pulled out the pony, kicked it down, the spring lock was pulled out, and hit his vest, the pony couldn't hold it anymore, and spit out a mouthful of blood.Sixth Master put away the spring lock, stared at Men San'er intently, and said nothing.Men San'er bent over, pulled his trousers up to his thighs, borrowed a knife from the kid behind him, gouged it out with one knife, cut off a large piece of flesh from the palm of his hand, returned the knife, and stretched his trousers, without saying a word.Master Liu nodded and said, okay, let's make friends.He took out a cigarette and held it out to Mensan'er, his hand stopped in mid-air.Men San'er didn't hesitate, took it, and lit it.
Before that, Mensaner never smoked.
In 1984, the crackdown was severe, and Men San'er was folded into it.Master Liu brought a pack of cigarettes to see him, Man San'er distributed the cigarettes to the prison guards, and told Master Liu, Brother Six, don't come to see me, I'm out, maybe I'll come back someday.Liu Ye said, the world is going to change, so take it easy, San'er.Men San'er said, the world is about to change, so it's better to stick here.Sixth Master said, don't talk nonsense.
After Man San'er came out, he had to settle accounts for others, had seen the scene, and worked as a thug.Men San'er is not doing it for money, but for something to do.For this reason, Men San'er has folded in many times.Liu Ye persuaded him, but he didn't care.Introduced him a job, he worked for two days and beat up the factory manager.Introduce someone to him, he doesn't know how to deal with women, and he can't say a word for a long time.The woman took the initiative to speak, but he thought it was troublesome, so he lit a cigarette and smoked it dully.The woman said, let's watch a movie.Men San'er didn't say a word, but followed.After watching a romance movie, the male protagonist finally sacrificed for love.The woman came out of the cinema, crying like a peach, and asked Men San'er how he felt, but Men San'er didn't say a word, the woman insisted on asking, but Men San'er couldn't push it, so he had to say, the man is so fucking stupid, where is there a car hit where.The woman was taken aback and scolded him, you are not human!
Men San'er has been single ever since.He is not afraid of loneliness, nor is he afraid of old age, but this world is different from what he thinks.Young people grew up around him, better at fighting than him, better at fighting than him, but they don't see justice when they see money, and they follow whoever has money. Men San'er can't figure it out.He followed a group of children to pay the bill, and the person who was asked to pay was an honest man. When the group of children went up, they beat them with baseball bats and burned their car.After that time, Men San'er didn't take this job anymore, he couldn't do this kind of thing, and he couldn't do anything else, so he found a job as a substitute driver. , After a long road, my hands, shoulders, back, and feet were itchy, and I had nowhere to vent, so I had to kick the car hard.
Men San'er parked the car outside the restaurant, and a waiter walked out with a drunken fat man.The waiter pointed at Man San'er: "This is the driver I found for you."
Fatty Bai looked Men San'er up and down, "Such an old substitute driver?"
Men San'er said nothing, lowered his head and folded the bicycle.
The waiter opened the back door of the Mercedes-Benz for the man, and helped the man get in.
The fat man poked his head out, "Don't leave that thing of yours in my car! It scratches all over the place, and if it scratches you, it's troublesome. Should you pay for it? How?"
Men San'er closed the trunk, opened the passenger's door with the bicycle in his hand, and put the bicycle in front of the passenger's seat.
The fat man knocked on the car door, "Are you alright? The trunk is not open, and the seat covers are replaced. If it's made of leather, who owns it?"
Men San'er stood where he was, rubbing his hands against the stubble, and stared at Fatty Bai.
Fatty Bai stared: "What's the matter? Eyes are full of eye mucus, what the hell are you looking at!"
Seeing that the situation was not right, the waiter hurriedly said: "You leave the bicycle with us, and come back to pick it up after delivery, and you can't lose it!"
Men San'er nodded and stopped the car.Open the door, kick the accelerator, and rush out.
"Fuck, did you let the donkey fuck you? You drive so fucking hard!" the fat man cursed from behind the driver's seat.
When the car drove to the Second Ring Road, the fat man was already asleep.On the street, the lights are just coming on, and the fire that Man San'er is holding down slowly dies down.
With low roars, several black figures drove towards Man San'er's car.Men San'er was startled, turned the steering wheel, those black shadows flashed crookedly, Men San'er braked to a stop, and saw clearly that those black shadows were modified cars.
"Grandson, are you in a hurry to reincarnate?" Men San'er scolded in a muffled voice.
The fat man in the back of the car was woken up by the body shaking and kicked towards the driver's seat. "How do you drive? Does the fuck know how to drive? Where did you come from? From Henan? Or from the fucking Northeast? Don't brag about the ones in the Northeast, the smelly energy will still cost you! Ask you, grandson, ear Diarrhea!" The fat man took off his shoes and stomped on them.
Men San'er's blood welled up and burned his face.At the same time, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he smiled.
"What the hell are you laughing at? Why are you pretending to be stupid with me? Where is this place, are you fucking taking a detour? Don't fuck with me, and I won't give you more money for detours, son of a bitch! "
Men San'er's face sank: "What did you say? Say it again!"
"Send it to you, son of a bitch, son of a bitch!" The fat man kicked the driver's seat hard.
At the intersection ahead, there are police officers checking for drunk driving.Men San'er changed gears, kicked the accelerator all the way, and rushed towards the roadside isolation dun'er.
"What the hell are you doing!" Fatty Bai exclaimed.
The car crashed over, the front of the car was dented, the airbag popped out, the fat white man was pulled out, and flung from the back seat to the front windshield.The glass was knocked out of frost.Fatty Bai fainted.
Men San'er wiped the blood on his forehead, kicked the car door, and walked towards a convenience store.The convenience store owner witnessed the crash and his face turned pale.
Man San'er flung out a handful of change from his pocket, "A bottle of Xiao Er!"
The boss handed Xiaoer over, and Mensan'er unscrewed the lid, and walked out while drinking.
A police car drove over, a traffic policeman got out of the car and saluted, and another traffic policeman was checking the injured and calling an ambulance.
Men San'er pointed to the alcohol detector in the hands of the traffic policeman, "Bring it here!"
The traffic policeman was stunned for a moment, and handed it over. Men San'er caught it in his mouth, let out a rough breath, and the reading rose rapidly.
The traffic policeman froze: "Please show your driver's license!"
Men San'er handed it over: "Brother, let me ask you something, how long will this situation last?"
The traffic police said: "If you are fine, if you drink and drive, you will be deducted [-] points, fined [-], and your driver's license will be temporarily suspended for six months! What's the relationship between you?
Men San'er said, "I'm the substitute driver."
The traffic policeman buried his head in his mind: "That will involve civil disputes. If he wants to sue you, he has to follow the procedure. It's hard to say now."
Man San'er asked: "Will you be arrested for drunk driving immediately?"
The traffic policeman nodded.
Men San'er took out the little two and drank the rest in one gulp, "That's enough."
The traffic policeman touched San'er's forehead with his hands: "Don't you burn it? Why are you looking forward to getting in?"
Men San'er smacked his lips, "Do you know that in [-] it was severely cracked down? One punch could get you three or four years in prison. It was still a good rule back then, and it was comfortable to stay inside, with food, shelter, and friends. It's not like it is now. This kind of bastard's life, who can be tortured to death every day, say, how can I go in and stay for three or four years?"
The traffic police took a step back and looked him up and down: "You drank too much, go back to the team with me to take notes."
On the side of the Mercedes-Benz, the fat man woke up, pointed at Men San'er, and jumped to scold the street.
Man San'er walked over with a smile, "Grandson, I haven't used meat on my fist for five or six years, and I'll use you to oil it today!" With a trembling arm, the fist made a muffled sound on the fat white man's face.
"Fuck you!" Fatty Bai screamed.
Men San'er smiled: "The oil is quite fat, after a bit of dipping, I was reluctant to leave." As he spoke, he punched him again.This punch sealed his eyes, and the fat man covered his eyes and rolled to the ground.
The traffic policeman pulled Men San'er away, "You must be fucking sick!"
Men San'er smiled: "How about it, is it enough for a few days?"
The traffic police called the walkie-talkie: "Team Wang, Team Wang, there is a situation here, there is a situation here."
"Isn't that enough?" Men San'er dodged out of the way of the traffic policeman, rushed over, and kicked the fat white man's waist.
Several traffic policemen stepped forward and hugged Men San'er, "Take him away, take him away, this man is a fucking lunatic!"
Men San'er was taken into the car by the traffic police, and when the door of the police car was closed, the surroundings became dark, and Men San'er felt a bit of peace in his heart.He took a breath, relaxed his tense body, and unknowingly spread his legs.
"Comrade, use your cigarettes to smoke!"
"No."
"Is there water?"
"No."
"Can I recline my seat so I can't stretch my legs."
"You fucking think this is your home!"
Men San'er said nothing.
After a while, Men San'er laughed out loud.
(End of this chapter)
"Who the fuck is that?"
"Your grandpa, let's see if my grandson is asleep!" Men San'er growled in a low voice.
The door was opened, and a figure leaned over. "Grandson, don't go!"
Men San'er turned the car around, stopped at his door, got out of the car, and raised his mouth.
"What's the matter?" Men San'er stared at him.
The man looked at his body, softened, and sniffled, "Why are you knocking on my door?"
Men San'er said: "Stop talking, grandpa, let's see if my grandson is asleep or not."
"How to scold people?"
"It's intentional, it's not pleasing to see your house."
"What's wrong with my house?"
"Your home is in the east, and my mother doesn't like it. Why not in the west?"
"You?? You didn't do business in the middle of the night, and Pengcier came?"
"Yes! I bumped into you all the way, all the fucking cowards, I caught up with you, don't let me down, come out and shake your wrists!"
"I'm sick!" The man closed the iron door, cursed and went back to the house.
Men San'er stood in front of the door, stunned for a long time.He stepped into the car, and his whole body was darkened. The air in the middle of the night was like a dark blue fire, and his thick body, which had been scorched, softened little by little.Men San'er thought of the sixth master he had just met, and was also stuck there, at a loss.
Man San'er's house is near Yandai Xiejie. When he was five years old, his father died and his mother ran away with someone. He lived with his grandfather since he was a child.Men San'er's grandfather sold opium in the early years, and also sold bongs, lamps, and sticks.Before the founding of New China, his grandfather took aim at the situation, burned leaves, smashed smoking sets, raised a little money, and opened a barber shop.Haircut, pedicure, shave, within two years, three apprentices were accepted.Although his grandfather's skills are rough, he can speak well.Those who do business, those who work hard, those who perform martial arts, soldiers, opera singers, policemen, foreigners, carpenters, blacksmiths, paper crafters, all of these three kinds of teachings and nine schools, can all make trouble.On a street, leave a good relationship.Life is not rich, but decent.
Although his grandfather treated outsiders kindly, he was unambiguous towards his children.Men San'er's mother used to be a secret prostitute (secret prostitute). She married Men San'er's father and gave birth to Men San'er.Men San'er's father asked her, but she only reasoned that her body was cold and needed to be recuperated, so she went to the pharmacy and asked the master to help her massage.Although Men San'er's father didn't say anything, he became suspicious.When I went home, I told Grandpa Mensan'er that his grandpa scolded him, saying that he was thinking nonsense.Men San'er's father still couldn't let go, so he secretly followed his wife.His daughter-in-law went to the pharmacy, but she didn't go in. She walked around the back door, and a young man with noodles was waiting. When they met, they hugged each other and went into the house.Men San'er's father was speechless, returned home, took off his belt, scalded a pimple with fire, then rinsed it with cold water, sat on the bed, and waited for his daughter-in-law to come home.
Men San'er's mother was beaten half to death, and Lihua ran to complain to Men San'er's grandfather with rain, saying that the bastard had wronged a good person with no evidence.His grandfather was furious, picked up a pole, looked for Men San'er's father, and beat him head-on.Men San'er's father didn't explain, bought a box of rat poison, and thought, fuck his ancestors, I'm dead.
Men San'er's father died, and his mother ran away with the boy.Gossip on the street.Men San'er went out with his head down, not daring to play with the children, and the kids scolded him, son of a bitch.Pick up stones and throw him.Men San'er, like his father, didn't speak, and ran home with his head in his arms.His grandpa's days are coming to an end. During the "Cultural Revolution" against the "Four Olds", his grandfather was caught out, saying that he sold opium earlier, which was a remnant of feudalism.His grandfather wanted to explain, but was slapped in the eye by a young revolutionary general. From then on, his grandfather was blind in one eye and dared not speak anymore.At that time, Men San'er was always alone, no one answered him when he went to school, and was blocked by people after school. Men San'er didn't fight back, and went home with blood on his face. When he got home, he saw that his grandfather was also covered in blood.
When Man San'er was 13 years old, after school, he saw a group of people holding iron bars and surrounding a liberation truck.The group yelled and pulled the car door.The driver took his time, finished smoking a cigarette, picked up an ax from under the seat of the car, and chopped it off as soon as he got out of the car.Two people were cut down, blood was splashed on the street, everyone dispersed in a circle, and the driver continued to cut down, everyone shouted and fled in all directions.The driver threw the ax on the ground, glanced at Men San'er who was silent behind him, grinned, closed the car door, and drove away.
After that, Men San'er understood that everyone's mother is the same, they are all afraid of blood.He rummaged from the garbage dump and found a 56-type triangular army thorn.He wiped it off carefully at home and put it in his schoolbag.The next day after school, a group of people blocked him. He did not rush, took out the three-edged army thorn, and stabbed the leader in the leg.Blood came out and kept rolling.Everyone looked stupid and didn't dare to say anything.Men San'er put away his army thorns, patted his buttocks, and left.
When his grandfather heard that he had a fight, he beat him up.Men San'er didn't resist, he went to school every day, found someone who beat him, beat him up, and it was over.His grandfather died soon, and that year, Man San'er was 16 years old.He started to hang out, made four friends, beat him up with him, started poisoning, didn't join groups, and didn't form cliques.The five of them are not stingy, killing gods when they meet gods, killing ghosts when they meet ghosts, regardless of whether they are friends or foes.Later, the four couldn't suppress their wildness and wanted to rob.Don't go bored.The four said, if you don't go, don't follow us anymore.Men San'er said, whoever you love, the uncle will not serve you.
Later, Men San'er beat the little pony.The reason is that Xiao Maju hit Men San'er's classmate.The little pony itself is quite well-known, but a group of people under it threatened to lose Mun Saner's leg.Men San'er hid, the more he thought about it, the more he felt uncomfortable, he simply walked out with red eyes and a three-edged army thorn pinned to his waist, he was sure, whoever dared to take a step near him, he would stab anyone's neck.The little pony saw that San'er was going to do his best, so he was afraid.He thought of someone who might be able to help him out.So, he went to find Liu Ye.
Sixth Master led people around Mensan'er.Men San'er smiled, it took so much effort for such a ghost like me.Liu Ye didn't say anything, he pulled out the pony, kicked it down, the spring lock was pulled out, and hit his vest, the pony couldn't hold it anymore, and spit out a mouthful of blood.Sixth Master put away the spring lock, stared at Men San'er intently, and said nothing.Men San'er bent over, pulled his trousers up to his thighs, borrowed a knife from the kid behind him, gouged it out with one knife, cut off a large piece of flesh from the palm of his hand, returned the knife, and stretched his trousers, without saying a word.Master Liu nodded and said, okay, let's make friends.He took out a cigarette and held it out to Mensan'er, his hand stopped in mid-air.Men San'er didn't hesitate, took it, and lit it.
Before that, Mensaner never smoked.
In 1984, the crackdown was severe, and Men San'er was folded into it.Master Liu brought a pack of cigarettes to see him, Man San'er distributed the cigarettes to the prison guards, and told Master Liu, Brother Six, don't come to see me, I'm out, maybe I'll come back someday.Liu Ye said, the world is going to change, so take it easy, San'er.Men San'er said, the world is about to change, so it's better to stick here.Sixth Master said, don't talk nonsense.
After Man San'er came out, he had to settle accounts for others, had seen the scene, and worked as a thug.Men San'er is not doing it for money, but for something to do.For this reason, Men San'er has folded in many times.Liu Ye persuaded him, but he didn't care.Introduced him a job, he worked for two days and beat up the factory manager.Introduce someone to him, he doesn't know how to deal with women, and he can't say a word for a long time.The woman took the initiative to speak, but he thought it was troublesome, so he lit a cigarette and smoked it dully.The woman said, let's watch a movie.Men San'er didn't say a word, but followed.After watching a romance movie, the male protagonist finally sacrificed for love.The woman came out of the cinema, crying like a peach, and asked Men San'er how he felt, but Men San'er didn't say a word, the woman insisted on asking, but Men San'er couldn't push it, so he had to say, the man is so fucking stupid, where is there a car hit where.The woman was taken aback and scolded him, you are not human!
Men San'er has been single ever since.He is not afraid of loneliness, nor is he afraid of old age, but this world is different from what he thinks.Young people grew up around him, better at fighting than him, better at fighting than him, but they don't see justice when they see money, and they follow whoever has money. Men San'er can't figure it out.He followed a group of children to pay the bill, and the person who was asked to pay was an honest man. When the group of children went up, they beat them with baseball bats and burned their car.After that time, Men San'er didn't take this job anymore, he couldn't do this kind of thing, and he couldn't do anything else, so he found a job as a substitute driver. , After a long road, my hands, shoulders, back, and feet were itchy, and I had nowhere to vent, so I had to kick the car hard.
Men San'er parked the car outside the restaurant, and a waiter walked out with a drunken fat man.The waiter pointed at Man San'er: "This is the driver I found for you."
Fatty Bai looked Men San'er up and down, "Such an old substitute driver?"
Men San'er said nothing, lowered his head and folded the bicycle.
The waiter opened the back door of the Mercedes-Benz for the man, and helped the man get in.
The fat man poked his head out, "Don't leave that thing of yours in my car! It scratches all over the place, and if it scratches you, it's troublesome. Should you pay for it? How?"
Men San'er closed the trunk, opened the passenger's door with the bicycle in his hand, and put the bicycle in front of the passenger's seat.
The fat man knocked on the car door, "Are you alright? The trunk is not open, and the seat covers are replaced. If it's made of leather, who owns it?"
Men San'er stood where he was, rubbing his hands against the stubble, and stared at Fatty Bai.
Fatty Bai stared: "What's the matter? Eyes are full of eye mucus, what the hell are you looking at!"
Seeing that the situation was not right, the waiter hurriedly said: "You leave the bicycle with us, and come back to pick it up after delivery, and you can't lose it!"
Men San'er nodded and stopped the car.Open the door, kick the accelerator, and rush out.
"Fuck, did you let the donkey fuck you? You drive so fucking hard!" the fat man cursed from behind the driver's seat.
When the car drove to the Second Ring Road, the fat man was already asleep.On the street, the lights are just coming on, and the fire that Man San'er is holding down slowly dies down.
With low roars, several black figures drove towards Man San'er's car.Men San'er was startled, turned the steering wheel, those black shadows flashed crookedly, Men San'er braked to a stop, and saw clearly that those black shadows were modified cars.
"Grandson, are you in a hurry to reincarnate?" Men San'er scolded in a muffled voice.
The fat man in the back of the car was woken up by the body shaking and kicked towards the driver's seat. "How do you drive? Does the fuck know how to drive? Where did you come from? From Henan? Or from the fucking Northeast? Don't brag about the ones in the Northeast, the smelly energy will still cost you! Ask you, grandson, ear Diarrhea!" The fat man took off his shoes and stomped on them.
Men San'er's blood welled up and burned his face.At the same time, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he smiled.
"What the hell are you laughing at? Why are you pretending to be stupid with me? Where is this place, are you fucking taking a detour? Don't fuck with me, and I won't give you more money for detours, son of a bitch! "
Men San'er's face sank: "What did you say? Say it again!"
"Send it to you, son of a bitch, son of a bitch!" The fat man kicked the driver's seat hard.
At the intersection ahead, there are police officers checking for drunk driving.Men San'er changed gears, kicked the accelerator all the way, and rushed towards the roadside isolation dun'er.
"What the hell are you doing!" Fatty Bai exclaimed.
The car crashed over, the front of the car was dented, the airbag popped out, the fat white man was pulled out, and flung from the back seat to the front windshield.The glass was knocked out of frost.Fatty Bai fainted.
Men San'er wiped the blood on his forehead, kicked the car door, and walked towards a convenience store.The convenience store owner witnessed the crash and his face turned pale.
Man San'er flung out a handful of change from his pocket, "A bottle of Xiao Er!"
The boss handed Xiaoer over, and Mensan'er unscrewed the lid, and walked out while drinking.
A police car drove over, a traffic policeman got out of the car and saluted, and another traffic policeman was checking the injured and calling an ambulance.
Men San'er pointed to the alcohol detector in the hands of the traffic policeman, "Bring it here!"
The traffic policeman was stunned for a moment, and handed it over. Men San'er caught it in his mouth, let out a rough breath, and the reading rose rapidly.
The traffic policeman froze: "Please show your driver's license!"
Men San'er handed it over: "Brother, let me ask you something, how long will this situation last?"
The traffic police said: "If you are fine, if you drink and drive, you will be deducted [-] points, fined [-], and your driver's license will be temporarily suspended for six months! What's the relationship between you?
Men San'er said, "I'm the substitute driver."
The traffic policeman buried his head in his mind: "That will involve civil disputes. If he wants to sue you, he has to follow the procedure. It's hard to say now."
Man San'er asked: "Will you be arrested for drunk driving immediately?"
The traffic policeman nodded.
Men San'er took out the little two and drank the rest in one gulp, "That's enough."
The traffic policeman touched San'er's forehead with his hands: "Don't you burn it? Why are you looking forward to getting in?"
Men San'er smacked his lips, "Do you know that in [-] it was severely cracked down? One punch could get you three or four years in prison. It was still a good rule back then, and it was comfortable to stay inside, with food, shelter, and friends. It's not like it is now. This kind of bastard's life, who can be tortured to death every day, say, how can I go in and stay for three or four years?"
The traffic police took a step back and looked him up and down: "You drank too much, go back to the team with me to take notes."
On the side of the Mercedes-Benz, the fat man woke up, pointed at Men San'er, and jumped to scold the street.
Man San'er walked over with a smile, "Grandson, I haven't used meat on my fist for five or six years, and I'll use you to oil it today!" With a trembling arm, the fist made a muffled sound on the fat white man's face.
"Fuck you!" Fatty Bai screamed.
Men San'er smiled: "The oil is quite fat, after a bit of dipping, I was reluctant to leave." As he spoke, he punched him again.This punch sealed his eyes, and the fat man covered his eyes and rolled to the ground.
The traffic policeman pulled Men San'er away, "You must be fucking sick!"
Men San'er smiled: "How about it, is it enough for a few days?"
The traffic police called the walkie-talkie: "Team Wang, Team Wang, there is a situation here, there is a situation here."
"Isn't that enough?" Men San'er dodged out of the way of the traffic policeman, rushed over, and kicked the fat white man's waist.
Several traffic policemen stepped forward and hugged Men San'er, "Take him away, take him away, this man is a fucking lunatic!"
Men San'er was taken into the car by the traffic police, and when the door of the police car was closed, the surroundings became dark, and Men San'er felt a bit of peace in his heart.He took a breath, relaxed his tense body, and unknowingly spread his legs.
"Comrade, use your cigarettes to smoke!"
"No."
"Is there water?"
"No."
"Can I recline my seat so I can't stretch my legs."
"You fucking think this is your home!"
Men San'er said nothing.
After a while, Men San'er laughed out loud.
(End of this chapter)
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