Pastoral hilarious idiots love to the bone

Chapter 80, ridiculous people, ridiculous things

Gu honestly smiled, he still knew the truth, "Don't worry, I understand, you have worked hard with Kang'er today, you go to rest for a while, dinner is ready, I call you!"

"Why are you tired? With the help of Shanhua and Aunt Fu, he likes to cling to Huanxi, so I don't need to worry about it. He's in Huanxi's room right now. Go and have a look. I'll help Aunt Fu make dinner!" Luo Shi said as he walked towards the kitchen, stopped after walking a few steps and turned around to ask Gu Laoshi, "What do you want to eat?"

She hasn't cooked for a long time, but she is a little uncertain about her appetite.

"It's all good, you can eat whatever you want, I'm not picky!" Gu Laoshi smiled and got up to go to Gu Huanxi's yard.

No one has lived here for three years. Fortunately, people are hired to repair it every year, but there is not much change.

Words are everywhere.

When Gu Laoshi got outside the house, he heard laughter from inside. A one and a half year old child, who can't speak much and can't speak clearly, was begging his sister for food.

Thinking of Yao'er's chubby and cute little face, Gu Laoshi took a bigger step, and looked at the room at the door, where the siblings were eating with their eyes squinted.

"Father!" Gu Huanxi yelled, her brows and eyes curved into smiles.

Gu Kang turned his head back, with cool candy in his mouth, he also called out Nuo Nuo, "Father!" He ran to Gu Lao Shi, reaching out his hand to Gu Lao Shi to hug him.

Gu Laoshi smiled and held him in his arms, "What do you eat?"

"Sugar, my sister gave it!" Gu Kang opened his mouth wide, allowing Gu Laoshi to see the candy in his mouth.

Gu honestly knew that this was for coughing, so he asked with a smile, "Is it delicious?"

"It's delicious, my sister ate it too!"

"Then eat slowly, don't swallow, just keep it in your mouth!"

"Uh-huh!"

Gu Laoshi hugged Gu Kang and sat on the stool before he asked Gu Huanxi concerned, "Is your cough better?"

"It's much better, Dad, are you going to eat Big Brother Tian's wedding wine today, is it lively?" Gu Huanxi asked.

In fact, she wanted to say, did something happen?Why did Tianyuan come to her house and climb over the wall to come in, and no one in the family was alarmed!
"It's also fortunate that you didn't go, and you didn't spoil your eyes if you went. The He family..., the He family is simply too much. Miss He is pregnant, and she didn't find out until after the church visit!" Gu honestly said, full of anger .

Fortunately, at the beginning, he still thought that Escort He was too good a person, but now that he thinks about it, he is blind and thinks a despicable person too good.

"..."

Gu Huan was so overjoyed that she couldn't speak, the He family really went too far.

No wonder the pastoral will leave.

The thing about becoming a father is something that modern people can't accept, let alone ancient people.

"Happy, dad..." Gu Laoshi hesitated to speak.

"Father, don't worry, I understand everything, and I won't behave like that girl from the He family!"

"That's good!"

Gu is honestly pleased.

Not much to say.

"Your mother is cooking today. I'll tell your mother what you want to eat. Let her cook it tonight. Let us have a good meal!"

"I'm fine with everything!"

She is not picky.

And the food my mother cooks is delicious, she can eat anything.

Gu honestly smiled, "That's what I told your mother, she hasn't cooked for several years, we can eat whatever we want!"

My daughter-in-law, I have to feel sorry for myself.

In the past few years, there has been a mother-in-law who cooks at home, and her cooking skills are also good. He is reluctant to let his wife go to the kitchen to smoke.

It's just that after eating the meals made by the mother-in-law for a long time, I can't help but miss the meals made by the daughter-in-law.

"Uh-huh!"

Gu Huanxi nodded vigorously.

Anyway, her parents are very affectionate, and they show their affection all the time. The third uncle, aunt, fifth uncle, and fifth aunt in the family are also affectionate, but they are not as good as my parents.

Luo Shi picked out seven or eight dishes, all of which were favorites of Ye San, and asked Gu Kang to sit beside him, scooped egg custard and broth for him to mix with rice, "Kang Er, eat quickly!"

"Mom, delicious, delicious!" Gu Kang boasted while eating.

"Kang'er, you can't talk while eating!" Luo Shi gave Gu Kang another dish.

He added food to Gu Laoshi and Gu Huanxi, "You two eat too!"

"Thank you mom!"

"Thank you, daughter-in-law!"

The father and daughter spoke in unison, one was sincere, the other was sincere and teasing. Luo Shi blushed slightly and smiled gratifiedly.

It's not in vain to spend a whole afternoon in the kitchen on such a hot day.

After dinner, it was dark.

"Look at the sweltering heat today, I'm afraid it's going to rain!" Luo Shi hugged Gu Kang and wiped his face.

"Cough cough!" Gu Huanxi coughed twice, "Father, mother, when shall we go back?"

"Wait a few more days, since we're back, let's go to Gujia Village!"

Speaking honestly, Gu glanced at Luo Shi.

It doesn't matter when he leaves, the key is Roche.

Luo Shi has not been in touch with the Luo family for several years. She is actually homesick, but because of what happened back then, she is brooding.

"Let's go to Gu's Village and come back!"

Luo's, she won't go.

Although she always wanted and cared about it, she didn't want to abuse herself, her husband, and her children.

Gu Huanxi pursed her lips and remained silent.

Before it got dark, a gust of wind blew up, followed by several thunderclaps, and then it rained heavily.

Gu Huanxi sat by the window and played with the rainwater.

She immediately sympathized with Tian Yuan.

With a wandering background and no idea where his relatives and parents are, he wanted to find his own home, and wanted to ask, did he get lost by himself, or was he abandoned?

At Tian's house, he didn't feel the slightest bit of warmth.

What has he experienced in the past three years?
Gu Huanxi didn't know that at this moment, Tian Yuan was on the roof, drenched all over, watching the rain just like her.

"Miss, are you going to rest?"

"Well, rest!"

Shanhua brought in hot water, and Gu Huanxi washed her face and feet, drank some medicine, leaned on the kang, and fanned herself gently with a fan.

This is the first time I think about the countryside like this.

What's more, she has been missed for many years.

镖局
The He family is not considered a famous family in Kaiyuan County, but having someone like Escort He here is the icing on the cake, but now that He Caidie's incident happened, the He family feels ashamed.

If a daughter is unmarried and pregnant, she gave birth secretly without letting outsiders know, and just raised her, but she schemed against others. If you have the ability to scheme against others, it’s fine if you don’t reveal any rumors for the rest of your life, but now you’re making trouble. It was so big that the He clan became the laughing stock of the entire Kaiyuan County.

"Absurd, nonsense!"

The patriarch of the He clan shouted angrily, looked at He Caidie and He Biaotou, and slapped the table heavily, "Your family is simply shameless!"

Escort He wanted to say something, but at this moment, no one would listen to him.

"From today onwards, our He clan will no longer have any of your family members. Immediately, you will be expelled from the He clan. Whether you live or die, you will have nothing to do with our He clan!" Patriarch He finished speaking , stood up slowly.

Looking at Biaotou He, "on weekdays, I see that you are also a person who values ​​love and righteousness, but I don't think I was wrong. You are just a deceitful person. In order to perfect your daughter, you plan to do things like this." a child……"

The patriarch shook his head, "That's all, talk is meaningless, let's go!"

Several elders of the He clan left the escort agency in the rain, and their carriage was already waiting at the door.

Get on the carriage one by one and leave.

He Biaotou stood on the spot and didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.

At this time, it was useless for him to say anything. No one would believe that he did not know that his daughter was pregnant so he went to plot against Tian Yuan. No one would believe him, let alone listen.

He is finished.

The dart board is also over.

"father……"

He Caidie called out softly.

Escort He looked back at her and raised his hand.

He Caidie flinched in fright.

Busily cried aloud, and begged, "Father, don't hit me, I know I was wrong!"

As if she made a mistake before, she admitted her mistake early, but in fact she will never change it, and she will still make it again next time.

Escort He gently patted He Caidie's head, "Let's do it for ourselves!"

step away.

It is said that a loving mother often fails, and this is never true.

He shouldn't, shouldn't spoil this daughter like this, but forgot to teach her etiquette, integrity and shame. He is not good enough as a father, and he should bear all of this.

"Come on!"

"The head of the dart..."

Escort He closed his eyes, "Go and call everyone over, I have something to say!"

"Yes!"

When all the people in the Escort had gathered, Escort He said, "So many things happened because of my dereliction of duty as the Escort. I am ashamed of you, and I am sorry for you. I am afraid that the Escort will never be able to open again now." Go on, each of you will give you 200 taels of severance pay later, you all go your separate ways!"

"..."

The bodyguards were silent.

After all the idyllic things happened, they didn't want to stay anymore.

There were also several who planned to leave, but now they got 200 taels of silver for nothing, they clasped their fists at Escort He, and then left to pack their things.

The bodyguards left one by one, and basically none of them said they would stay. Chief He understood that the incident with Tian Yuan not only hurt Tian Yuan, but also made him lose his trust and sincerity.

"housekeeper!"

"master……"

"Tomorrow, I will leave Kaiyuan County with my wife and miss. After the rest of the bodyguards come back, you will settle the bill on my behalf. After paying the due money, give them 200 taels of silver!"

The housekeeper hesitated to speak, but finally responded slightly, "Yes!"

Escort He really didn't dare to stay in Kaiyuan County for a long time now, and asked people to pack up overnight. Although Mrs. He was unwilling, but looking at Escort He's cold and serious face, she could only clean up with red eyes.

All that could be taken away were gold and silver, and Escort He was a shrewd man, most of the silver was stored in Huitong Bank, almost in the rain, when the city gate opened at dawn, he left Kaiyuan County with his wife and daughter.

Kaiyuan County
Today's morning teahouse was extremely lively, and the storyteller slapped a piece of wood on the table heavily, "Mentors, let's tell a new story today. It is said that in a small county, there is such a bodyguard agency..."

The story is naturally the story of Weiyuan Escort Bureau, Tian Yuan, and He Caidie. In this story, the names of the hero and heroine have changed slightly, but no one in Kaiyuan County knows who the play is about.

Someone even went to dig, and learned that Tian Yuan was the kind of person who wouldn't even drink flower wine, and even called him a victim. The He family had their own intentions.

corner position.

Long Teng poured tea for Shu Xin with a smile, "If this is true, it is really ridiculous!"

Shu Xin smiled, "It's really ridiculous!"

No matter what, the He family will never turn over in this story.

Of course, maybe the father didn't know, but the mother definitely knew that her daughter was pregnant.

No matter how despicable that mother was, she still loved her daughter, but this doting also harmed her daughter.

Thinking of his son's doting on his granddaughter, Shu Xin said to Long Teng, "Let's go back too!"

"What? Stop playing?"

"After playing for so many years, go back and see the children!"

Long Teng was not stupid, he immediately understood Shu Xin's worry, held Shu Xin's hand, "Don't worry, our children and grandchildren will not be like this!"

"..." Shu Xin gave Long Teng a sideways look, then withdrew his hand and ate slowly.

It rained for three days in a row before it finally cleared up.

Gu Laoshi hugged Gu Kang who was depressed.

Gu Huanxi was dressed in pink, with a double bun, two beautiful beaded flowers tied on top of the bun, and the rest of her hair was combed into two braids hanging on her chest. She looked at Luo Shi, who was dressed in bright red, with red lips and white teeth.

Luo Shi has been very popular in the past two years, and she is still very popular. The gentleness of her can be suppressed, and she looks very good in clothes.

"Mother!" Gu Huanxi called out, and stepped forward to take Luo Shi's hand.

"Let's go!"

The whole family got into the carriage, and when they went back this time, Gu Laoshi brought a lot of gifts. For the rural people, there were many rare things. Not less, in order not to squeeze the two children, he called a carriage from the county town to pull things.

When the carriage arrived at Gu's Village, the patriarch and the village chief who had received the letter came up to welcome him.

Gu Laoshi was greeted, Luo Shi was dragged by his uncle and aunt to talk, and Gu Kang followed Gu Huanxi, looking at the sisters in front of him with wide eyes.

The girls all talked to Gu Huanxi curiously and enviously.

"Sister Huanxi, do you still remember me?" The girl looked at Gu Huanxi expectantly.

Gu Huanxi thought about it seriously before nodding, "You are cousin Axu from Fifth Uncle's family!"

Gu Axu narrowed her eyes with a smile when she heard the words, "That's right, that's me, sister Huanxi, you have a really good memory!"

"..."

Gu Huanxi pursed her lips and smiled.

Seeing this, Gu Kang pursed his lips and laughed.

"Is this your brother? He looks so cute and chubby. What's his name and how old is he?"

"Gu Kang, one and a half years old, Kang'er, call me sister!" Gu Huanxi knelt down and carefully wiped Gu Kang's sweat.

"Sister!" Gu Kang obediently called out, smiling at Gu Huanxi.

Axu nodded vigorously, "Kang'er is so good!"

Axu is the granddaughter of the patriarch's family. She is said to be the fifth uncle, but in fact, it has been many generations. Gu Laoshi and his family only started to make a difference in the generation when they arrived in the ancient city.

Gu Huanxi is very clear that there is nothing to be courteous about, and it is either rape or stealing. Asu is so enthusiastic, she must have something to ask for.

Sure enough, after playing for a while, everyone became a little familiar, so Axu pulled Gu Huanxi and whispered, "Huanxi, shall I go to your house to play?"

"..."

Gu Huanxi looked at Ah Xu.

"Are you going to my house to play?"

"Well, do you agree?" Axu asked cautiously.

She actually wanted to go to Gu Huanxi's house a long time ago.

Especially after seeing Gu Mu's change when he came back that time, she wanted to go to Gu Huanxi's house.

"Do your parents agree?" Gu Huanxi asked, after thinking about it, she said, "And I'm going to school, so I can't be with you every day!"

"Go and talk to my parents, you go and talk, my parents will definitely agree!" Axu urged.

She felt that Gu Huanxi was only nine years old, and she was already thirteen. It was actually very easy to coax such a little girl.

"And you are the only girl in your house, don't you feel bored? I can stay with you when I go!"

boring?

Gu Huanxi was not bored.

She had to be in school in the morning and afternoon, even during the two days of vacation, she had a lot of things to do, either going to Liao's house to embroider and cook tea with Liao Qingmin, she was very busy, how could she be bored.

Gu Huan smiled happily, "If you really want to go, then go, go and play for ten days and a half months, and I will send you back!"

As soon as Ah Xu heard about it for ten days and a half months, she felt a little unhappy, but it didn't matter if she thought about it after she left.

"Then you go and tell my mother, okay?"

"I..." Gu Huanxi shook her head slightly.

"Why? Huanxi, why didn't you agree?"

"I didn't disagree, you go and say it yourself!"

Axu took a deep breath, thought for a while and said, "Then you can go with me?"

"Ok!"

When Axu Niang learned that Axu was going to Guangyuan Mansion, she immediately refused to agree, "Guangyuan Mansion is not Kaiyuan County, and it will take more than a day to go there. I set off from the county before dawn in the morning, and it was completely dark when I arrived at Guangyuan Mansion. The road is still not enough." Delay, I do not agree!"

Axu was so anxious that she was about to cry, "Mom, just let me go, I promise to be obedient, sister Huanxi invited me!"

A Xu Niang looked at Gu Huanxi, Gu Huanxi smiled and nodded slightly.

My own daughter, I know, Axuniang knows, my daughter has a big heart and a lot of eyes, and the Gu family is not normal nowadays, there is a place where country people like her can provoke, let alone, let's see the ancient city's autumn test this year. , if you pass the exam, then you are a proper Gongsheng student, if you soar to the sky, it will be terrible.

"Han Huan likes you, but you are putting your nose on your face. Let me tell you, if you can't do it, you can't do it. Well, I still have to cook. You can go down and play with Huanxi!" Axu Niang nodded her forehead.

Turn around and get busy.

A Xu pursed her lips, seeing Gu Huanxi's eyes turned red.

Gu Huanxi didn't have much to say.

However, she still felt that Axu was not enthusiastic about her, so Gu Huanxi smiled indifferently, and took Kang'er to the old house of the Gu family.

The Gu family's old house has not been lived in for three years, and Xiao has lost a lot.

She was born here and grew up here.

"Sister, is this where you lived when you were young?"

"Ok!"

Gu Huanxi nodded slightly.

Suddenly wanted to go in and take a look, but she didn't have the key in her hand, so she led Gu Kang, "Come on, let's ask daddy for the key!"

"Ok!"

Gu Kang was also very curious.

Gu Laoshi was complimented by a group of elders, but his face was not flushed. Seeing Gu Huanxi and Gu Kang showing their heads at the door, they waved to Gu Huanxi and Gu Kang.

The siblings entered the house, "Huanxi, Kang'er, call someone!"

Gu Huanxi is remembered by most people, "Uncle..."

Gu Kang shouted along with him.

Siblings and younger siblings must not be praised, Gu Laoshi looked at the pair of children and felt extremely relieved.

"Daddy, I want to go back and have a look. The door is locked, where is the key?" Gu Huanxi asked in a low voice.

Gu Laoshi paused, then quickly looked at the patriarch, the patriarch got up and went to get the key, Gu Laoshi handed it to Gu Huanxi, "Be careful on the road, go early and return early, and bring Jiqing and Shanhua!"

"Ok!"

Gu Huanxi led Gu Kang out the door, called Shanhua and Jiqing who were talking, and walked home together.

As soon as you enter the gate, you can see that someone has come to clean it, but compared with the county town, it is really far behind.

Gu Huanxi was afraid that there would be dirty things, "Shanhua, Brother Jiqing, you guys take Kang'er to play outside, I'll take a look alone!"

"But..." Shanhua hesitated.

"It's okay, don't forget, I grew up here, so I'm familiar with it!" Gu Huanxi said, taking a stick, fearing that the house would be empty for a long time, and there might be snakes.

Pushing away from her small courtyard, Gu Huanxi heard a shallow groan, which seemed to be uncomfortable or painful, but it was not the sound of a happy time, and she froze in place in shock.

there are people in the house...

　"Across the Wilderness: Kingsman vs Savage Husband" - Fu Xing'er

　　Introduction: What is it to travel through ancient times, travel through the wilderness to tame savages, find a leader to be your husband, it is exciting to be shameless.

　　
　
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