My friends are gods

Chapter 146 I will teach you the art of controlling water

"It's better to say than to do, I will send these things to you."

Song Qiming smiled faintly, entered text on the mobile phone, and clicked send, hiding his merit and fame deeply.

Put the things into the storage space, then click on the red envelope, and all of them are sent to Monkey King.

Song Qiming was not in a hurry to get benefits.

As long as I have nothing to do, give Sun Wukong something new, and when I need help in the future, can a monkey as loyal as Monkey King not give it?

Even if he knew that what Song Qiming offered was of little value, Sun Wukong would probably be too embarrassed to refuse.

Soon, it was displayed on the phone that Monkey King had received the red envelope.

Then, Sun Wukong fell silent.

Song Qiming didn't care too much, those good things were enough to make Monkey King puzzled for a long time.

But Sun Wukong quickly replied to the message: "Are these all food and drink?"

Song Qiming was a little surprised, Sun Wukong responded to the message a little fast.

However, Song Qiming was not in a panic, and entered the remarks he had prepared long ago: "Yes, these items are extremely famous delicacies in the lower world. I think it is not easy for you to be immortals. You have to be kind to yourself and eat something delicious. .”

Monkey King: "I can eat peaches and bananas... This thing is useless to gods."

Song Qiming remembered what Chang'e had said to him, and responded, "Are these things not pure enough?"

"This is just one of the reasons." Monkey King: "Actually, eating mortal things with the body of a god can't affect the body of the fairy, but... it's not delicious."

Song Qiming was speechless.

Great Sage Equaling Heaven: "Let me tell you, the gods in heaven know the mortal gods best, they are the God of Wealth and the God of Cookery. Naturally, the God of Wealth doesn't need to say much. The God of Cookery knows all the food in the lower world. The God of Cookery is in charge of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. People under the God of Cookery are responsible for the diet of all our gods, and the food in the lower world can be made, and after processing and improvement, it tastes better and is more suitable for gods to eat."

Seeing this passage, Song Qiming understood.

Just like a restaurant, the head chef is only responsible for cooking for the boss, while other chefs cook for everyone.

I am used to the cooking skills of the top chefs, but when I eat other things, I will inevitably feel dull.

But, why didn't Chang'e let Yutu bring something to eat?

Song Qiming was puzzled, so he mentioned it: "A few days ago, Yutu asked me for whole grains, but Fairy Chang'e refused, saying that he couldn't eat the whole grains in the mortal world. What's going on?"

Monkey King: "The Jade Rabbit is not a god, it's just a pet, so the God of Cookery doesn't care about the Jade Rabbit's diet, it's Chang'e Fairy who cultivates some plants for the Jade Rabbit to eat. To be honest, no one will eat Chang'e Fairy except idiots. What you make is too unpalatable!"

Song Qiming suddenly realized.

It turns out that Fairy Chang'e cooks dark dishes!

No wonder the Jade Rabbit wants to eat all the grains in the world!

In this way, what Fairy Chang'e said about not eating whole grains is all lying to herself.

and……

Song Qiming also thought of one more thing.

Not long after I got the fairy chat group, I saw a very interesting scene in the group.

Chang'e fairy @天形marshal, let him have a taste of the wine, and the canopy marshal agreed, but the other gods ignored Chang'e fairy.

Looking at it now, I am afraid that all kinds of gods have tasted the craft of Chang'e Fairy.

Only Zhu Bajie is indifferent to the power of love.

"I gave all the food you gave me to idiots." Monkey King: "I have pity on my second junior brother, and I told Fairy Chang'e that my cooking skills are great, and Fairy Chang'e said to the God of Cookery that I don't care about idiots." , Since then, the idiot has been eating Fairy Chang'e's cooking skills, I think, your food should make the idiot have a good meal."

Song Qiming brainstormed the picture of Zhu Bajie, and felt that the power of love is really great!

Monkey King: "Let's not talk about eating and drinking. If you have food in the future, don't send it to me. If you have something else, you can show it to me."

Song Qiming: "Got it."

During this conversation, Song Qiming got a very important piece of information - the Opium War.

Sun Wukong knew about the Opium/Pian Wars, which means that the gap in understanding of the lower realm must have occurred after the Opium/Pian Wars.

Song Qiming wanted to use something to fool Monkey King, so he had to use the product that came out after the Opium War.

"Ding dong!"

At this time, the phone rang.

Song Qiming withdrew his thoughts and looked on his phone. It was a private message. Open it and have a look.

"Marshal Canopy requests to add you as a friend."

I was still talking about Zhu Bajie before, now I am adding Song Qiming as friends.

Naturally, Song Qiming would not disappear, he directly agreed to Zhu Bajie's friend request, and then sent a message: "Marshal Tianpeng is good."

Marshal Canopy: "Alright...do you still have your food?"

Seeing this, Song Qiming's eyes lit up.

Food can't fool Monkey King, but for the current Zhu Bajie, it is a good thing.

Immediately, Song Qiming responded: "Of course I have, as many as I want."

Marshal Canopy: "You're sending me some, I haven't had enough."

Song Qiming: "Wait a minute."

Get up, go out, go straight to the supermarket.

Marshal Canopy: "By the way, I don't want that Coke. It's too bad. There's still water in Heaven."

Song Qiming was taken aback when he saw the news, and then responded: "Understood."

Although Fairy Chang'e's cooking skills are not very good, except when making wine or making other drinks, the water source is the same, so Marshal Tianpeng is not greedy for water.

However, Song Qiming wondered, why didn't Zhu Bajie secretly look for the God of Cookery?
In order to take into account Marshal Tianpeng's face, Song Qiming didn't say it directly, but changed it in a tactful way: "Marshal Tianpeng, the food of the God of Cookery is not good?"

Marshal Canopy: "It's hard to say!"

Song Qiming: "???"

Marshal Tianpeng: "Don't ask, just prepare food for me, at worst I'll pay you."

Hearing this, Song Qiming's eyes lit up instantly: "What are you giving me?"

Marshal Canopy: "I'll teach you how to control the water."

control water...

Song Qiming thought for a while, and in the Canglang Jue, there is a small spell about water control, so he responded: "There is a water control technique in my kung fu."

Marshal Canopy: "What kind of rubbish technique is that, and how strong is water control? I am in charge of Tianhe, and the water control technique I developed from it, not to mention you little man, even the Dragon King of the Four Seas, is vying to talk to me My experience, if you don’t want it, the Marshal will not eat your food at worst, nor will I give it to you!”

Looking at the content on the phone, Song Qiming's face collapsed, and the words "garbage exercises" pierced his heart!
and also……

It turns out that Zhu Bajie's water control technique is so amazing!
Song Qiming hurriedly sent: "Why would I not want it, I will prepare food for you right now."

(End of this chapter)