My friends are gods

Chapter 23 Hands are so cheap, why grab a red envelope

Lu Dongbin: "Great Sage, don't make fun of me. My alchemy strength is not one-tenth that of Laojun's? The elixir I have refined may not be able to enter the eyes of the Great Sage."

Monkey King: "Hey, don't mention it, it's been so many years, the old man still remembers what happened back then, now he runs away when he sees me, the last time he just opened his mouth, he said he was going to travel around, Ask the soul boy to close the gate of Tushita Palace, I happened to see you, so I will ask you to help refine it."

Song Qiming looked at the screen with a strange expression.

He had heard about Monkey King's havoc in the Heavenly Palace since he was a child.

At that time, Sun Wukong almost turned the Tushi Palace upside down, how could the old man not hold grudges?

That was an untold amount of hard work, and it was ruined by Sun Monkey in a short period of time. Who wouldn't feel bad?

Anyway, if it was Song Qiming, Song Qiming could remember it for a lifetime.

At this time, there is new news in the chat interface.

Lu Dongbin: "Great Sage, you have great supernatural powers. You have many monkeys and grandchildren. You can send orders to Huaguo Mountain. Unlike me, you are subject to too many restrictions. How about we make a deal?"

Monkey King: "Say."

Lu Dongbin: "Now Laojun travels around the world and meets old friends. I, Chunyangzi, know a little about alchemy. It's okay to help the Great Sage refine two furnaces of elixir. However, I have a disciple in the mortal world who is very good. Leave a mark on her body, she will be extraordinary in the future, and now the minor tribulation is about to begin, I have a crossing pill in my hand, which can help her overcome the tribulation.

But you also know that I am restrained and cannot leave. I can only trouble the mortals in the lower realms. I hope that you, the Great Sage, can send an order to the grandson of Monkey Monkey to give Du Er Dan to my disciple. "

Song Qiming looked at the content of the chat, his eyes rolled slightly.

He felt that he might be able to help a group of Lu Dongbin, after all, he was a mortal from the lower realm.

Your Heavenly Court has all kinds of restrictions, but I don't! !
The more Song Qiming thought about it, the more this happened, his eyes lit up slowly, he licked his lips, and was about to type when Monkey King sent another message.

"I can pass orders to monkey grandchildren, but now it is different from the past. My monkey grandchildren can't go out of the mountain in Huaguo Mountain, but the monkeys in Mount Emei can do something. It's just that although they are psychic, they are still alive after all. If you haven't cultivated to the point where you can speak human language and be proficient in social software, it may be very difficult to help you."

It can be seen from this passage that Sun Houzi's monkey grandchildren are also very difficult to help Lu Dongbin.

Monkey King is still typing: "Another point is that the current lower realm is too strict. Once monkeys leave certain places and appear in the city, they will be arrested. If your disciple is in the area of ​​Mount Emei, I can let you Monkeys and grandchildren, try it, if you go too far, you may be captured by the relevant departments and released in Mount Emei."

For this point, Song Qiming couldn't agree more.

Not to mention monkeys, but other animals, as long as they are wild, most of them will be restricted. After all, if they are left outside, the impact will be too great, and it may even affect traffic and cause major accidents.

"Hey..." Lu Dongbin sighed deeply: "Unfortunately, my descendant is not in the area of ​​Mount Emei, but in Haizhou City."

Seeing this sentence, Song Qiming's eyes brightened even more.

Haizhou...

Isn't that the city I'm in?

In other words... Lu Dongbin's disciple is in Haizhou!
"I'm in Haizhou City."

After hesitating for a while, Song Qiming felt that he couldn't be a coward like this all the time, he still had to speak, so he entered this paragraph in the chat interface and sent it.

As soon as this sentence passed, the entire chat interface was cleared up.

Song Qiming was dumbfounded, there were at least two people talking just now, why is no one talking now?
Then, the entire chat interface completely boiled.

Marshal Tianpeng: "Who is Song Qiming, who is he? How did he get to the lower realm?"

Tota Li Tianwang Li Jing: "The name Song Qiming is not familiar at all."

Third Prince Nezha: "Father, how many names do you know well?"

Erlang God Yang Jian: "This name looks so strange, it seems that it is necessary to inform my master. @元史天尊."

Following Yang Jian's words, the entire chat interface fell silent at the same time.

Yuanshi Tianzun is Yang Jian's master and the founder of this group, also known as the group leader.

Great Sage Equaling Heaven: "Little Sage Erlang, you are doing bad things again. Finally, someone from the lower realm appeared. You should inform Yuanshi Tianzun that Song Qiming will be kicked out and his memory will be erased. Let's ask a little more, are you notifying your master!"

Third Prince Nezha: "Exactly, Second Brother Yang, you are wrong about this."

Marshal Canopy: "I support Brother Monkey's point of view."

A group of people chattered and kept sending messages in the group.

"Cough cough!"

Yuanshi Tianzun sent two words, followed by a paragraph: "Monkeys, pigs, and a lotus root, you three don't pay attention to this deity."

"puff……"

Song Qiming, who was looking at the screen, couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing, isn't it? A monkey, a pig, and a lotus root are all not human.

As Yuanshi Tianzun spoke, no one said a word, and the three great gods who were said to be monkeys, pigs and lotus roots did not dare to say a word.

Yuanshi Tianzun is also one of the Sanqing, a genuine saint who no one dares to mess with.

Sun Houzi's master is also a sage, he dared to fight against Yang Jian, even this monkey dared to play prestige with Taishang Laojun, but Taishang Laojun was easy to talk, and Yuanshi Tianzun, this monkey really didn't dare to go too far.

"Song Qiming, I don't know when he came in, I haven't seen him before."

Yuanshi Tianzun: "Well, I also snatched a transformation talisman, a powerful diamond palm, and a fortune talisman. Those who were robbed of red envelopes will give me some red envelopes later, so that you don't tell me... Song Qiming, I kicked it."

Song Qiming grinned, damn it, the first time he spoke, he was about to be kicked out, and he would have no chance to grab the red envelopes from the gods in the future. Right now, Song Qiming was so angry that he almost chopped off his hands. How cheap, what kind of red envelopes should you give out!
"Tianzun, please wait!" At this time, Lu Dongbin hurriedly typed: "Since Song Qiming has come to our group, it means that he has a destiny with us, and my disciple is in Haizhou City. The disciple has my brand on him, very important.

It just so happens that we also need a contact person from the lower realm, why not let Song Qiming be such a person, perform such a task, contact us what we need to contact, tell us what we need to know, and we will give him a certain reward, Tianzun, you see How about my proposal? "

(End of this chapter)