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Chapter 81 80. Don't go if you have the guts!
Chapter 81 80. Don't go if you have the guts!
Zhu Wen died again and again, and was resurrected again and again. Thousands of arrows pierced his heart, wild beasts devoured him, his body was divided by five horses, and he was also trampled into flesh by giant beasts. The way of death is different each time.
After repeatedly experiencing the taste of life and death, he even became a little numb in the end.
"No...no...no..."
"I don't want to die!"
Zhu Wen seemed to be in the purgatory on earth, howling hysterically, Qin Xiaoxiao and others were confused and didn't understand what happened.
At this time, Yang Xuan's breath subsided, and Zhu Wen also came to his senses.
He wheezed heavily, and found that he was still in Jintang Mengzhiwan Community, and his body was intact, so he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and his whole body was limp on the ground.
However, there was a puddle of liquid under his buttocks at this time, and his crotch was soaked, obviously he was scared to urinate.
"I'm not dead? Could it be that what happened just now was an illusion?"
Zhu Wen had an unbelievable expression on his face, everything just now was too real!
"Hey, it's not embarrassing for such a big person to pee his pants!" Qin Xiaoxiao pinched his nose with one hand and fanned the wind with the other.
Zhu Wen blushed and said, "What kind of magic did you do to me just now!"
Yang Xuan's eyes were indifferent, without any emotion, as if he was looking at a dead object. Zhu Wen was terrified by the stare, swallowed his saliva, and retreated in his heart.
He just wanted to run, only to find that there were people all around him!
It turned out that when he was immersed in the hallucination, many people had already stopped to watch, including the owners of the first phase of the community, and some buyers who came to see the house.
"Mom, why does this uncle defecate everywhere, he is a bad person!"
A little girl with twin ponytails pointed at Zhu Wen, and the girl's mother squatted down and explained gently: "Uncle is not a bad person, uncle is just incontinent."
"Mom, what is urinary incontinence?"
The little girl's innocent face was full of doubts.
"Urinary incontinence is...just...it's when you stinky and pee, and you don't know it!"
The little girl nodded half-understanding, and said, "Then this uncle, is he like me, who will pull Smell in his pants?"
"more or less!"
The mother of the little girl has one head and two big ones, and she doesn't know how to explain it.
The little girl thought for a while, then took out a pack of wet tissues from the small pocket of her clothes, and handed it to Zhu Wen.
"Uncle, this is for you, use it to wipe your ass!"
Hahahaha~~!
Everyone was amused in an instant, and laughed so hard that they couldn't even straighten their waists.
Zhu Wen's face turned blue, purple, and white. His body trembled with anger, and he threw the wet tissue on the ground angrily.
"Who the hell wants your tissues!"
Zhu Wen, who was mad with anger, even kicked the little girl as a punching bag!
"Baby!"
The little girl's mother screamed in horror and instinctively rushed to protect the child!
No one thought that Zhu Wen would not let the child go. Seeing that the child was about to suffer, the crowd covered their mouths and their hearts were in their throats!
But in the next second, the little girl suddenly disappeared out of thin air, and Zhu Wen kicked into the air.
Everyone looked around, and finally saw that not far away, Yang Xuan held the little girl in his arms with one hand, and a colorful flower appeared on the other hand.
"Big brother, this flower is so beautiful."
The little girl had no sense of crisis at all, and didn't even know that she had walked around the edge of danger. Her big watery eyes looked at the flower in Yang Xuan's hand.
"You like it? Then give it to you."
"Thank you big brother."
The little girl joyfully held the flowers that Yang Xuan sent over, then leaned into Yang Xuan's ear, and said to Yang Xuan very angrily: "Big brother, this uncle defecates everywhere and throws things around, he is a bad person!"
"Then how do you punish the bad guys?" Yang Xuan asked rhetorically.
The little girl put her finger on her chin, thought seriously for a while, and said, "Let's punish him not to poop or pee for a month!"
"Well, this punishment is not bad."
Yang Xuan nodded approvingly.
"Thank you for saving my child!"
At this time, the little girl's mother ran over, hugged the child, and thanked Yang Xuan repeatedly, but Yang Xuan ignored it and scratched the little girl's nose instead.
"My brother is going to punish the bad guys now."
"Come on brother!"
The little girl clenched her fists and cheered for Yang Xuan
Yang Xuan's fierce gaze was like a real sharp blade. Zhu Wen's soul trembled, and he was so frightened that he wanted to die.
boom!
Yang Xuan casually grabbed a wisp of air in his hand, and then flicked it out with his fingers. Zhu Wen seemed to be hit hard by an invisible giant, and he flew out backwards!
He raised his head and spat out a mouthful of hot blood, and fell into the river.
"Wow! Big brother is amazing!"
Seeing the villain being thrown into the water, the little girl applauded happily, and a blush of excitement appeared on her tender and smooth face.
When the people around saw this scene, the horror in their eyes almost welled up.
Little girls are not sensible, but they are not innocent dolls!
Zhu Wen seldom said that it weighed more than 200 catties, but Yang Xuan knocked it into the air with just one blow, and it was an invisible and colorless blow from the air. What an amazing method!
"Hiss~~! This person must be a warrior!"
"Heavenly beings! Only heavenly beings have such means!"
Everyone immediately came to a conclusion in their hearts, and when they looked at Yang Xuan again, they were full of admiration.
A warrior is an expert outside the world!
To be able to witness the demeanor of a martial artist in person, even if you die, you will have no regrets!
"Cough cough!"
At this time, Zhu Wen, who had become a drowned rat, crawled out of the river. He vomited a big mouthful of blood, which was mixed with the minced meat of organs and white teeth.
"You... don't go if you have the guts... I'll find someone to deal with you."
It was clearly a threatening sentence, but it didn't have any confidence at all.
In fact, Zhu Wen had already been terrified by Yang Xuan, realizing that he had offended a powerful person!
If there were only a few of them at the scene, he would have fled long ago, and he didn't even mind kneeling and kowtowing to Yang Xuan to admit his mistake.
But now that so many people have seen it, if he really admits it this way, if the news gets out, he will definitely become a laughing stock for everyone after dinner.
One pass ten, ten pass one hundred!
How will he gain a foothold in Jintang in the future?
The only way now is to call the most powerful person among the people he knows to help him punch, and then slap him hard in the face, only in this way can he save face!
"Looking for someone? This seat will give you some time to see what you can find."
Yang Xuan calmly sat on the long bench by the side of the road. Even if he fell asleep, it would be impossible for Zhu Wen to escape from him!
"Xiao Chuan, why don't we go..."
Zhao Ruohong is a little uneasy. Although her family is rich now, she still has the mentality of an ordinary boss after all. Zhu Wen can't see it as a kind person!
Later, if some people of the most advanced teachings are called to deal with Yang Xuan, then Yang Xuan's life will be in danger at any time!
(End of this chapter)
Zhu Wen died again and again, and was resurrected again and again. Thousands of arrows pierced his heart, wild beasts devoured him, his body was divided by five horses, and he was also trampled into flesh by giant beasts. The way of death is different each time.
After repeatedly experiencing the taste of life and death, he even became a little numb in the end.
"No...no...no..."
"I don't want to die!"
Zhu Wen seemed to be in the purgatory on earth, howling hysterically, Qin Xiaoxiao and others were confused and didn't understand what happened.
At this time, Yang Xuan's breath subsided, and Zhu Wen also came to his senses.
He wheezed heavily, and found that he was still in Jintang Mengzhiwan Community, and his body was intact, so he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and his whole body was limp on the ground.
However, there was a puddle of liquid under his buttocks at this time, and his crotch was soaked, obviously he was scared to urinate.
"I'm not dead? Could it be that what happened just now was an illusion?"
Zhu Wen had an unbelievable expression on his face, everything just now was too real!
"Hey, it's not embarrassing for such a big person to pee his pants!" Qin Xiaoxiao pinched his nose with one hand and fanned the wind with the other.
Zhu Wen blushed and said, "What kind of magic did you do to me just now!"
Yang Xuan's eyes were indifferent, without any emotion, as if he was looking at a dead object. Zhu Wen was terrified by the stare, swallowed his saliva, and retreated in his heart.
He just wanted to run, only to find that there were people all around him!
It turned out that when he was immersed in the hallucination, many people had already stopped to watch, including the owners of the first phase of the community, and some buyers who came to see the house.
"Mom, why does this uncle defecate everywhere, he is a bad person!"
A little girl with twin ponytails pointed at Zhu Wen, and the girl's mother squatted down and explained gently: "Uncle is not a bad person, uncle is just incontinent."
"Mom, what is urinary incontinence?"
The little girl's innocent face was full of doubts.
"Urinary incontinence is...just...it's when you stinky and pee, and you don't know it!"
The little girl nodded half-understanding, and said, "Then this uncle, is he like me, who will pull Smell in his pants?"
"more or less!"
The mother of the little girl has one head and two big ones, and she doesn't know how to explain it.
The little girl thought for a while, then took out a pack of wet tissues from the small pocket of her clothes, and handed it to Zhu Wen.
"Uncle, this is for you, use it to wipe your ass!"
Hahahaha~~!
Everyone was amused in an instant, and laughed so hard that they couldn't even straighten their waists.
Zhu Wen's face turned blue, purple, and white. His body trembled with anger, and he threw the wet tissue on the ground angrily.
"Who the hell wants your tissues!"
Zhu Wen, who was mad with anger, even kicked the little girl as a punching bag!
"Baby!"
The little girl's mother screamed in horror and instinctively rushed to protect the child!
No one thought that Zhu Wen would not let the child go. Seeing that the child was about to suffer, the crowd covered their mouths and their hearts were in their throats!
But in the next second, the little girl suddenly disappeared out of thin air, and Zhu Wen kicked into the air.
Everyone looked around, and finally saw that not far away, Yang Xuan held the little girl in his arms with one hand, and a colorful flower appeared on the other hand.
"Big brother, this flower is so beautiful."
The little girl had no sense of crisis at all, and didn't even know that she had walked around the edge of danger. Her big watery eyes looked at the flower in Yang Xuan's hand.
"You like it? Then give it to you."
"Thank you big brother."
The little girl joyfully held the flowers that Yang Xuan sent over, then leaned into Yang Xuan's ear, and said to Yang Xuan very angrily: "Big brother, this uncle defecates everywhere and throws things around, he is a bad person!"
"Then how do you punish the bad guys?" Yang Xuan asked rhetorically.
The little girl put her finger on her chin, thought seriously for a while, and said, "Let's punish him not to poop or pee for a month!"
"Well, this punishment is not bad."
Yang Xuan nodded approvingly.
"Thank you for saving my child!"
At this time, the little girl's mother ran over, hugged the child, and thanked Yang Xuan repeatedly, but Yang Xuan ignored it and scratched the little girl's nose instead.
"My brother is going to punish the bad guys now."
"Come on brother!"
The little girl clenched her fists and cheered for Yang Xuan
Yang Xuan's fierce gaze was like a real sharp blade. Zhu Wen's soul trembled, and he was so frightened that he wanted to die.
boom!
Yang Xuan casually grabbed a wisp of air in his hand, and then flicked it out with his fingers. Zhu Wen seemed to be hit hard by an invisible giant, and he flew out backwards!
He raised his head and spat out a mouthful of hot blood, and fell into the river.
"Wow! Big brother is amazing!"
Seeing the villain being thrown into the water, the little girl applauded happily, and a blush of excitement appeared on her tender and smooth face.
When the people around saw this scene, the horror in their eyes almost welled up.
Little girls are not sensible, but they are not innocent dolls!
Zhu Wen seldom said that it weighed more than 200 catties, but Yang Xuan knocked it into the air with just one blow, and it was an invisible and colorless blow from the air. What an amazing method!
"Hiss~~! This person must be a warrior!"
"Heavenly beings! Only heavenly beings have such means!"
Everyone immediately came to a conclusion in their hearts, and when they looked at Yang Xuan again, they were full of admiration.
A warrior is an expert outside the world!
To be able to witness the demeanor of a martial artist in person, even if you die, you will have no regrets!
"Cough cough!"
At this time, Zhu Wen, who had become a drowned rat, crawled out of the river. He vomited a big mouthful of blood, which was mixed with the minced meat of organs and white teeth.
"You... don't go if you have the guts... I'll find someone to deal with you."
It was clearly a threatening sentence, but it didn't have any confidence at all.
In fact, Zhu Wen had already been terrified by Yang Xuan, realizing that he had offended a powerful person!
If there were only a few of them at the scene, he would have fled long ago, and he didn't even mind kneeling and kowtowing to Yang Xuan to admit his mistake.
But now that so many people have seen it, if he really admits it this way, if the news gets out, he will definitely become a laughing stock for everyone after dinner.
One pass ten, ten pass one hundred!
How will he gain a foothold in Jintang in the future?
The only way now is to call the most powerful person among the people he knows to help him punch, and then slap him hard in the face, only in this way can he save face!
"Looking for someone? This seat will give you some time to see what you can find."
Yang Xuan calmly sat on the long bench by the side of the road. Even if he fell asleep, it would be impossible for Zhu Wen to escape from him!
"Xiao Chuan, why don't we go..."
Zhao Ruohong is a little uneasy. Although her family is rich now, she still has the mentality of an ordinary boss after all. Zhu Wen can't see it as a kind person!
Later, if some people of the most advanced teachings are called to deal with Yang Xuan, then Yang Xuan's life will be in danger at any time!
(End of this chapter)
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