Accidental Bride: Challenge the Dark-bellied Guardian

Chapter 173 195 Not a bit feminine
Zuo Shaolin replied: "Understood."

As soon as Shangguan Wanwan walked to the door, Zuo Shihong stopped her again: "Wanwan! What is the answer to the riddle you just said? Do you remember it?"

Shangguan Wanwan didn't expect that Zuo Shihong was still struggling with this riddle. She didn't forget it, but she couldn't say it out loud. Now Zuo Shihong wanted to ask her, but she said no, and she didn't say no. Zhang Qiao's face flushed red.

Zuo Shaolin looked at Shangguan Wanwan's embarrassment, secretly amused, he took it and said, "I know the answer."

Zuo Shihong looked at Zuo Shaolin in surprise: "You know? What is it?"

Zuo Shaolin walked up to his grandfather, and whispered in Zuo Shihong's ear: "Toilet!"

"Restroom?" Zuo Shihong looked at Zuo Shaolin in confusion, thought for a while, then laughed loudly, and said, "Not bad! Not bad! Very vivid, did Wanwan tell you?"

Zuo Shaolin smiled and said, "No, I just thought of it when I went to the bathroom."

"Oh," Zuo Shihong laughed even harder: "So you've been thinking about this mystery too?"

Zuo Shaolin also laughed and said, "Grandpa! Then we're going back, you should rest early!"

Zuo Shihong laughed so hard that he couldn't speak, he could only nod his head repeatedly, watching Zuo Shaolin and Shangguan Wanwan go downstairs, he stopped, thought about the riddle, and laughed again.

After a while he remembered Shangguan Wanwan's joke about her growing up to be a father, so he laughed again, stopping for a while, laughing for a while, really happy.

Zuo Shaolin and Shangguan Wanwan went downstairs to the garage, and heard Zuo Shihong laughing upstairs, Shangguan Wanwan said: "Your grandfather really loves to laugh."

Zuo Shaolin really wanted to tell Shangguan Wanwan that his grandpa didn't like to laugh, especially since his father ran away from home, he hardly heard his grandpa laugh, but he didn't say it.

As the car drove out, Shangguan Wanwan said: "This riddle has been around for many years, how come your grandfather has never heard of it?"

Zuo Shaolin glanced at her, curled his lips: "How could my grandfather know such a low-level and vulgar riddle!"

Shangguan Wanwan also curled her lips: "Hmph! Are you very senior? Don't seniors have to eat? Don't seniors have to go to the bathroom? Don't seniors have to eat, drink and sleep?
"No matter how advanced a person is, they still have to fart, sneeze, and yawn! No matter how advanced a person is, they have to defecate and urinate, otherwise you wouldn't know that' stepping on both sides of the Yellow River, holding central documents in hand, and machine guns in front Strafing, what is the answer to the mystery of the bombardment in the back!"!"

"Shut up!" Zuo Shaolin said furiously: "You are a woman, can you speak a little bit of self-cultivation? Is defecating and urinating something a woman should say? It's really vulgar!"

"Where's the vulgarity? I said it civilized enough, I haven't said shit, shit..."

"Aren't you still saying it? Is it disgusting?" Zuo Shaolin raised his hand and hit Shangguan Wanwan's head, and Shangguan Wanwan shrank her neck and dodged it.

There are countless women who deal with Zuo Shaolin, they are either elegant and noble, or elegant, intellectual, or talented, there is no woman who can't speak like Shangguan Wanwan!

She doesn't look like a woman, she doesn't have any femininity in her body!

Except that she can be seen as a woman from her figure when she is not wearing clothes, there is no quality that a woman should possess in this character!

The more she thought about it, the more angry Zuo Shaolin continued to teach her: "Look at what kind of riddle you've come up with, it's so vulgar that it's disgusting, and you actually have the nerve to tell it in front of my grandpa!"

(End of this chapter)