Accompany you to the end of the world

Chapter 5

When Jing Yuan entered the door carrying soy sauce, Xie's father was changing his shoes at the door and preparing to go out.

"Get off work so early?"

"Come back and change clothes, don't you still have to go?"

There are girls' canvas shoes at the entrance, one turned over and the other turned over. The boy put the plastic bag on the ground beside him, bent down and put the two pairs of shoes together into the shoe cabinet.

Father Xie, who had already changed his shoes, turned around and raised his voice into the room: "Don't wait for me at night, you will be back very late, if you are sleepy, go to bed first, I have brought the keys."

Ihara turned around and asked, "Are you working overtime again?"

"Well, there is a project that will be opened on Monday."

The boy wanted to speak at first, but was overwhelmed by the childish voice of the girl from inside the room: "Safety first! Don't be kidnapped by a mammoth!"

Mammoth?

Xie's father replied solemnly and solemnly: "Got it!"

It seems that being kidnapped by mammoths in the street is really a frequent incident in Shanghai.

The boy tried his best to sort out his emotions after the sound of the door closing, picked up the plastic bag containing the soy sauce, and was just about to enter the kitchen, but was so frightened by a pale face that suddenly appeared in front of him that his scalp went numb, and the soy sauce almost fell out of his hands. slide down.

"Dad! Have a safe trip!" The reminder seemed to have been several beats behind, "Huh? Xiaojing, you came back early today." Because the mask was almost dry, I couldn't open my mouth, and my words were slurred.

Ihara regained his composure quickly enough, after all, he was almost used to it. "My mother, can you buy a pair of slippers that make noise when you walk?"

My mother is not a sigh but a title.

"Don't. It will scratch the floor."

Ihara knew that she was still stubborn, and he didn't have any expectations when he made the suggestion.He calmly put the soy sauce bottle into the cabinet: "Are you missing work again?"

"Yeah, the minister walked away and I slipped away." He seemed to be very proud, "Dad is not at home to eat, can you prepare dinner?"

"Not good." The boy immediately refused decisively, and opened the refrigerator to take out cold water by himself, "I played golf today, and I am very tired."

Mama Xie turned around and entered the room with two dissatisfied "humphs", and after a while her mouthpiece came out with a bumpy voice: "Brother, you cook, I want to eat your cooking."

Ihara glanced at her and continued to drink water.

"If I can't eat the food cooked by my brother, I will be depressed, and then I won't be able to do my homework, so I will be scolded by the teacher on Monday. After being scolded, my self-esteem will be hit. The exam will come before I resume, so the grades I regressed, and when I regressed, I lacked self-confidence. Since then, I have never recovered. I fell into Sanben School in the college entrance examination. The good-looking bad boys messed around with them, and then they got hotheaded and lived with one of them, and then because of ignorance that I was pregnant and the boyfriend ran away, I didn't dare to go home and ask you for money for an abortion, so I secretly gave birth to my son, When my son grew up, he resented me for giving birth to him rashly, which made him grow up in a single-parent family. So he was seduced by a scheming girl and married and left me completely. , In the end, when I was 80 or [-] years old, I became an old woman picking up plastic bottles by the side of the road, and my miserable life ended like this. And the reason why my life became so miserable is all because—brother, you don’t want to cook! "

The boy poured a glass of ice water and handed it to Maimang, then found the ingredients from the refrigerator to prepare for cooking.

The girl drank water and hummed a song, thinking that she had completed her meritorious deeds.

After a long while, Jing Yuan said, "Mai Mai, actually, I don't think the part just now is feasible."

"Eh?"

"Your live-in boyfriend will run away before you get pregnant. Trust me."

Jing Yuan felt that his family was barely normal in the past, but it was nothing more than his father's love of overtime and cold noodles - Jing Yuan's cold noodles were completely hereditary.And my mother is skipping work, childish, lazy and stinky-in a good way, it can also be said to be maintenance-oriented.

But ever since Maimang moved in to live with her, it became increasingly difficult to find any evidence that this home existed on Earth.

First, there's the matter of mammoths.

Why would a grim-faced head of the household with a severe lack of humor, sense of humor and imagination calmly reply "Got it"?That tone can be understood as "Mammoths are indeed a hidden danger. I almost encountered a saber-toothed tiger last week."

Well, let's assume that everyone understands that "mammoth" is a synonym for some kind of evil force.

So secondly, since when has Mom called Dad "Daddy"?Isn't this seniority completely confused?
Well, anyway, Mother Xie has been positioned as a little girl for a long time, and no one would object to saying that Father Xie raised two daughters.

So in the end, since when did these two little girls collude together?
In short, there seems to be no other way but to adapt to this ever-changing world by yourself.

"Brother, I have done a natural science project, you can check it for me later." said Mai Mang, who was leaning against the kitchen door frame.

"Huh? So fast? I just heard you say to do it the day before yesterday." With her back turned to her, Ihara was stirring the vegetables in the pot.

"Because I had an idea a long time ago."

This is not surprising, the leader always has a lot of ideas, but I am afraid that it will be weird, so Ihara continued to ask: "What is it about?"

"It proves that early exercise is harmful to your health."

"Huh?" Thinking he heard it wrong, the boy turned his head in surprise, but Maimang repeated it accurately.

"Why do you want to determine such a topic that obviously cannot pass the defense?"

"Because I'm so tired and annoyed by running after arriving at school every morning, and I can't use physical pain as an excuse to ask for leave 30 days a month."

"The success of this project is second to none. The key is that no one will pay attention to you at all, right? Could it be that the school will cancel the morning run just because you did this project?"

"So I not only have to treat it as a project report, but also change it into an opinion report and submit it to the student union. If the opinion is adopted, the student union also has the right to cancel the morning run."

"You save it."

Although cold water was poured on him right away, Ihara was still dragged to test the subject after eating and clearing away the dishes.I have to admit that the leader is worthy of being the leader, and the fallacies and heresies in size 4 on A5 paper are as long as 60 pages.

After finally waiting for Ihara to see page 1 from page 60, Maimang came forward and said, "How is it? Is there anything else to add?"

"Just pay it like this."

"Can you?"

"But you have to think carefully, the world depends on you." The boy said solemnly and solemnly.Finally, I realized what my father was feeling when he answered "I know".

Maimang was extremely excited, like Altman with a battery exhausted signal flashing on his chest, and nodded fiercely with a heroic feeling on his shoulders: "I understand."

It seems that I didn't understand.

Ihara returned the thick project report to her, took a long breath, turned around, left, and said, "What I mean is, it's not an embarrassing death, but an embarrassing accident that will destroy the world."

Maimang was stunned for two seconds, then got angry: "Brother! Why don't you believe in science!"

Ihara, who had already stepped out of the door, supported the wall.

(End of this chapter)