LOL: Take the box to cross

Chapter 484 Great Ezreal

At this time, the handsome golden boy took exaggerated steps, raised his wine glass and walked towards the table between Cahivir and Cassiopeia.

The boy put on an exaggerated pose, and said coolly: "Two beautiful beauties, it is definitely the greatest honor in my life to meet you in this desolate desert. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, I am known as the most beautiful woman in history." Handsome explorer Ezreal, can you sit down and treat the two beauties to a glass of wine!"

With her years of experience as a courtesan, Cassiopeia immediately covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly: "Hehe, you are so funny, sit down, handsome boy!"

Ezreal showed a big smile: "Beauty, you look so pretty and charming when you smile, I feel like I'm almost fascinated!"

Cassiopeia picked up the wine glass and said with a smile: "Little handsome boy, you are so dishonest, you are praising me with your mouth, but you keep looking at my friend!"

Ezreal shook his head quickly: "No, no, the beauty misunderstood, in fact, the most sincere eyes of my heart are looking at you again, and my naked eyes are only looking at your friend!"

Sivir smiled faintly: "You just said you were an explorer?"

Seeing that the big-breasted beauty finally agreed to speak, Ezreal couldn't be more excited. He stood up proudly, revealing a bunch of exploration tools on his belt, and said, "Look, did you see that? I'm a professional explorer. Look, this is a laser measuring Tachymeter! This is an electric mountain pen! This is a wall claw! And this belt, it looks like a belt on the surface, but after taking it off, it is actually a very powerful weapon!"

Cassiopeia laughed grimly: "Oh? It's a very powerful weapon when you take it off, oh, handsome boy, you're so bad! You're so bad!"

Ezreal looked at Cassiopeia's superb acting skills, and suddenly understood something, and said awkwardly: "That, that, I said my belt, I didn't say anything else, beauty, you have such a rich imagination, But, hey, if you really want to see how powerful my secret weapon is, I can force you to see it!"

Cassiopeia blushed immediately, pretending to be a pure girl, and shyly said: "I hate it!"

Sivir finally couldn't stand it anymore: "Casiopeia, this is not your Noxus high-end banquet, you don't need to perform, you just stay here!"

Cassiopeia seemed to be a little afraid of Sivir, and after hearing Sivir's words, her expression was immediately cold, with an aggrieved look.

Sivir doesn't care about Cassiopeia's expression. The reason why she came to the Shurima Desert this time is because Cassiopeia insisted that she found a huge treasure in the desert, but there are many dangers, so she invited Together with the mercenary Sivir, half of the treasure was distributed to Sivir afterwards.

Sivir said with a serious expression: "Okay, Ezreal, we can formally talk, I want to know, are you just entering Shurima to explore, or is it over!"

Ezreal put away his cynical smile, and said coolly: "Well, why should I tell you, since you are also here to explore, then we are potential enemies, could it be that you have also heard the legend of Shurima , think there is a treasure left by Yaoshi in the desert, so come here?"

Sivir said calmly: "That's right, we are indeed here to find the treasures of Shurima, so I'm considering whether to kill you now, or use you to kill you later!"

"Hahahaha!" Ezreal laughed loudly, "Beauty, what's your name, you are so cute, I found out that I have fallen in love with you, what should I do!"

Sivir laughed softly: "Oh, I don't like immature little brother, besides, maybe you are already a dead person!"

Ezreal's eyes wandered quickly on Sivir and Cassiopeia, sparks splashed in his eyes, as if he was calculating something, suddenly Ezreal grinned: "You two are really strong, I am just a professional explorer, I am not suitable for fighting, I can't beat you two, but I believe you have seen me say a technological tool, although I can't beat you, but I am absolutely confident to escape from the hands of the two of you, so, I think it's not as good as a beauty, you can use me first, and on the way to use me, watch my ability, and then think about how to kill me, look, isn't this a good idea!"

Handsome, humorous, funny, smart, calm!Countless advantages are displayed in this hero named Ezreal. According to the information in the box, Ezreal is a hero who can be a magician and good at close-range physical output, so he is not so weak!The combat power of the box scans Ezreal's combat power of only [-], which is at most a king-level mid-level strength!Could it be that Ezreal has not yet awakened his true ability?

A flash of appreciation flashed across Sivir's expression, and she smiled and said, "Yes, there are not many young people who are calm and calm like you, okay, why don't we form an expedition team together, we already know the location of the treasure, but I The exploration and search experience with Cassiopeia is definitely not as professional as yours, after the matter is completed, I will share [-]% of the treasure with you, and how about leaving your life!"

Ezreal showed a charming smile: "Haha, treasures are nothing to me. I only enjoy the process of exploring. I will give this treasure to the two sisters as a meeting gift. After the completion, the two sisters will give it to you." I'll just give you a sweet kiss as reward, how about it!"

Sivir was completely amused by Ezreal's wit. Originally [-]% of the treasure was just a cover. For Sivir, the secret of the treasure must not be spread outside. After using Ezreal, he must kill him. However, Ezreal's words , polite and friendly to the extreme, Sivir's killing intent was defeated without a trace by Ezreal's understated words!She decided to give up the idea of ​​killing Ezreal, because this boy is indeed a real explorer!
The three of them discussed cooperation and had a good time drinking, while I hid in the corner and eavesdropped on their conversation.Afterwards, they didn't talk about anything of value. It was all Ezreal's cool words or Cassiopeia's flirting words. Just when I was about to get up and leave, Sivirhu stood up very quickly. Quickly, it almost turned into an afterimage and blocked in front of me.

I'm not surprised at all, how can a hero who has reached this strength not be able to sense the location of other heroes.I pretended to be surprised and said, "Ah, you look so familiar, oh, oh, I remembered, your name is Sivir, right? What a coincidence, I met you here!"

Sivir turned the crossblade in his hand, full of hostility: "Yes, it's a coincidence, you heard our conversation just now, do you think I should kill you now, or kill you after I use you!"

I laughed heartily: "Hahaha, Sivir, you really know how to tell jokes, you can't kill me now, and you can't use me, so I think this joke is very funny!"

With a "buzz", Sivir turned the cross blade impressively, and a powerful aura sent the entire table in the tavern flying around. The black girl at the stone counter shouted: "Don't fight! Please, don't fight! The wind and sand The castle will fall!"

Boom boom boom boom!At this time, with a series of hurried footsteps, Hazimu led hundreds of spear soldiers, as if facing a big enemy, he rushed up nervously.

I said lightly: "Why do you have to do this? Even if you want to fight, don't destroy other people's castles!"

Hazimu's face collapsed: "Little ancestors, I am really afraid of you. I have separated you on purpose. You can still find me. Didn't you promise me not to fight!"

"Ziz" Sivir's cross blade stopped abruptly!The corner of her mouth raised: "Did I say that I was going to fight, I just helped you clean up the tavern!"

Sure enough, I hadn't noticed just now that the chaotic wine glasses on the stone tables, the leftover food, and the garbage on the ground were all sorted and piled up together, and the floating stone tables were arranged neatly according to their original positions, and the entire tavern Clean and brand new!
I don't think I can do this kind of method. It requires the ultimate control of power, and every power is used just right!Sivir is provoking me, showing her strength!Of course, I can't be left behind!
Hazimu looked at the brand-new tavern and was dumbfounded: "This, this, you really didn't fight, and you were cleaning?"

I smiled and said: "Yes, we are indeed cleaning, but it seems that some garbage has not been cleaned up, let me do it!"

With a slight movement of my finger, a group of highly compressed sun power condensed on the tip of my finger, forming a little liquid. I lightly flicked this drop of water condensed by the sun power, and it happened to fall on Sivir, where all The corner where the garbage is neatly piled up!

"Chachachacha!" There was a piercing burning sound, and all the garbage instantly turned to ashes!Only the glasses were left unscathed and lay flat on the ground!And the surrounding stone tables and the ground didn't show any signs of burning!

I looked at Sivir and smiled faintly. Although we didn't have a formal fight, we still had a fight in another form!
Sivir smiled and said, "Well, that's good. As far as you are concerned, you can actually consider sweeping the trash. It should be very suitable for you!"

Facing Sivir's sarcasm, I laughed louder than her: "Hahaha, your suggestion is very good, but I am a person with big ambitions, the garbage is too small, I don't want to sweep it, I just want to sweep the big garbage! "

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Suddenly Ezreal laughed exaggeratedly, stopped for a while, laughed, and stopped for a while to interrupt my open and secret fight with Sivir. "By the way, Miss Sivir, I forgot to tell you. In the pyramids of Shurima, there are usually different spaces. If you want to enter, you must meet a certain number of people to open it, so I have a bold mind. Everyone Let's go in together in a group, after entering, life and death are at your own risk, if you want to be beaten or scolded, then it's not easy for you to see other people, Uncle Hazimu, who is still sweating profusely at night, what do you two think!"

　The college entrance examination is over.. .Everyone can fuck as much as they want
　　
　
(End of this chapter)