my teacher is heaven
Chapter 143 Damn, there are rice dumplings!
Chapter 143 Damn, there are rice dumplings!
"Big, big... big brother."
The skinny man broke out in a cold sweat and was about to cry: "Really... there are zongzi?"
"How the hell do I know?" The fat man scolded angrily, "Don't you know it just by looking back?"
"I... I'm afraid!"
"Am I not afraid?"
"Fuck!"
While the fat man was cursing angrily, he slammed on the brakes, took out a large wrench for repairing the car from behind the seat cushion, and tremblingly said, "Go...get out of the car and have a look!"
"Ah?" The thin man shook his head again and again: "Brother, I'm afraid, can I not go?"
"Why don't you go? If it's really Zongzi, both of us will die!"
The fat man was cursing, and he was so scared to death, how could he go to see it by himself at a time like this?
So, regardless of the fact that the thin man was almost scared to pee, he dragged him directly, and got out of the car to check...
Rumble!
Thunder roared, and the rain poured down. At this time, the two brothers didn't bother to hold up umbrellas. They walked around behind the carriage and looked at each other...
"You come!"
The fat man who wanted to open the door by himself suddenly felt that opening the door was dangerous, so he rolled his eyes and raised a large wrench in his hand: "Even if there is a zongzi, I can knock him to death as soon as you open the door!"
"Brother, I'm your own younger brother!" The thin man laughed bitterly, "You can't hurt me..."
"Who the hell is going to kill you?"
"Why isn't this trying to kill me? That's Zongzi. I'm not afraid of firearms. Are you still afraid of your big wrench? If you want to open it, you will open it, but I won't open it!"
"Your uncle, you coward! How can I have a younger brother like you!"
The fat man was cursing and had nothing to say now, so he handed the big wrench to the thin man and asked him to look at it carefully before groping for the car door.
"Fuck, what if there are zongzi?"
Fatty was also terribly afraid, but... his brother couldn't be ashamed if he forced it, right?What's more, it's 9012 now, where are there any zongzi?
"Death is death, your uncle!"
The fat man roared in his heart, and suddenly opened the car door, and then, without looking at it, he backed away instantly...
"Fuck!"
The thin man who had been guarding behind the fat man suddenly let out an exclamation, then rounded the big wrench in his hand and knocked it down suddenly.
Because, following the light of lightning, he saw a person sitting in a coffin!Huan Te Niang is wearing ancient costumes!
The most frightening thing is that the coffin lid that was built well is now torn apart and dilapidated...
"There are really rice dumplings!!!"
The thin man screamed again and again, and the big wrench in his hand fell on the head of 'Zongzi'...
when! ! !
"Fuck! It's so hard!"
The thin man let out a scream, and the huge shock force made him grin his teeth, and he couldn't even hold the wrench firmly, so he could only let go instantly.
jingle...
The big wrench fell into the compartment, and the thin man took a closer look, only to find that the whole thing was in the shape of an arch bridge, and it was... bent!
"Brother, run! This mother really has zongzi, and her head is very iron, invulnerable! Run..."
Seeing this, the thin man burst into tears instantly. Regardless of the pain in his hands, he turned around and ran away.
"Fuck?!"
The fat man was also quite frightened. Looking back, he found a dark figure sitting in a coffin, wearing an ancient costume. He couldn't help but be frightened out of his wits. want to escape.
however……
"Ugh!!!"
A faint sigh came from inside the carriage, as if it had spanned dozens of centuries, bringing the voice of thousands of years ago to the current world!
"My mother!! I've cheated on the corpse, and the zongzi can still make noises. This mother must be a powerful thing, run!"
The two brothers, fat and thin, were so frightened that their craps would go away. They wished they could grow a few more legs, so that they might be able to run faster.
But...they wanted to run away, but the 'Zongzi' refused to let them!
"You two, you have no grievances or enmity, but you attacked and killed me, and now you still want to escape?!"
The hoarse and peculiar voice sounded again, and the two of them almost lost their wits when they heard the words, and ran even faster...
However, there was a bang!
The truck shook violently, and immediately afterwards, the coffin was torn apart, and the black figure rushed out instantly, as if it could fly, and directly caught the group of unlucky brothers back.
The sun and the moon have not been seen for thousands of years in the coffin. Now that the heavy rain washed him away, the clothes on his body instantly turned into strips, making him look even more terrifying...
"Fuck! What an awesome zongzi!"
"Mom!"
The two brothers were grabbed by the shoulders and screamed at the same time, and then both of them fainted from fright.
"..."
The black figure was silent for a while, and then, instead of killing the killer, it led them back to the carriage...
Seeing that the two were unconscious, he didn't say much, but looked down at his pitch-black body, and couldn't help but look disgusted.
Then, on this rainy night, she tore off the cloth-like clothes on her body and began to take a bath!
He moved very quickly and was very ignorant, and the speed at which he took a bath was astonishing.In a short period of time, the filth all over his body was washed away, revealing his original skin color, as well as his strong and explosive muscles.
At the same time, a head of long hair was washed and coiled up by him. The face that was originally as dark as a rice dumpling had returned to its normal color. At the same time, it was full of fortitude and non-anger power...
But... here comes the problem!
It has been washed, but what about the clothes?
With a sweep of his gaze, he instantly locked on to the two brothers who had passed out, and then nodded secretly.
Soon...
The two of them were stripped of their shorts, and the rest was put on by the burly man.
After doing all this, he slapped two hands respectively, waking up the fat and thin brothers.
"Fuck! Ghost!!!"
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a big strange face close in front of his eyes, and the two brothers almost cried in fright.
Fortunately, after a while, he finally calmed down: "Where are the zongzi?"
"Brother, did you see that zongzi just now?"
"Zongzi? What Zongzi? I haven't seen it!" The strong man shook his head slowly.
"Ah?" The thin man was stunned: "It shouldn't be! He clearly caught us. Could it be...he is a vegetarian?"
"Fuck your sister, why are zongzi vegetarians? I don't know why, but it's great that we don't have to die."
The fat man gave a wry smile, then froze: "Brother, why do your clothes feel so familiar? And...why do I feel so cold?"
As soon as the fat man opened his mouth, the thin man also discovered the problem.
Then, the two looked down...
Only the big red shorts are left fluttering in the wind, a batch of hot eyes!At the same time, finally understand...
No wonder it's so familiar, isn't that my clothes?
"Fuck! Brother, who the hell are you? You even snatch clothes?" The fat man couldn't laugh or cry...
Fourth watch, mom, it was fifth watch yesterday, but it was blocked for a chapter, it hurts, woo woo woo.
(End of this chapter)
"Big, big... big brother."
The skinny man broke out in a cold sweat and was about to cry: "Really... there are zongzi?"
"How the hell do I know?" The fat man scolded angrily, "Don't you know it just by looking back?"
"I... I'm afraid!"
"Am I not afraid?"
"Fuck!"
While the fat man was cursing angrily, he slammed on the brakes, took out a large wrench for repairing the car from behind the seat cushion, and tremblingly said, "Go...get out of the car and have a look!"
"Ah?" The thin man shook his head again and again: "Brother, I'm afraid, can I not go?"
"Why don't you go? If it's really Zongzi, both of us will die!"
The fat man was cursing, and he was so scared to death, how could he go to see it by himself at a time like this?
So, regardless of the fact that the thin man was almost scared to pee, he dragged him directly, and got out of the car to check...
Rumble!
Thunder roared, and the rain poured down. At this time, the two brothers didn't bother to hold up umbrellas. They walked around behind the carriage and looked at each other...
"You come!"
The fat man who wanted to open the door by himself suddenly felt that opening the door was dangerous, so he rolled his eyes and raised a large wrench in his hand: "Even if there is a zongzi, I can knock him to death as soon as you open the door!"
"Brother, I'm your own younger brother!" The thin man laughed bitterly, "You can't hurt me..."
"Who the hell is going to kill you?"
"Why isn't this trying to kill me? That's Zongzi. I'm not afraid of firearms. Are you still afraid of your big wrench? If you want to open it, you will open it, but I won't open it!"
"Your uncle, you coward! How can I have a younger brother like you!"
The fat man was cursing and had nothing to say now, so he handed the big wrench to the thin man and asked him to look at it carefully before groping for the car door.
"Fuck, what if there are zongzi?"
Fatty was also terribly afraid, but... his brother couldn't be ashamed if he forced it, right?What's more, it's 9012 now, where are there any zongzi?
"Death is death, your uncle!"
The fat man roared in his heart, and suddenly opened the car door, and then, without looking at it, he backed away instantly...
"Fuck!"
The thin man who had been guarding behind the fat man suddenly let out an exclamation, then rounded the big wrench in his hand and knocked it down suddenly.
Because, following the light of lightning, he saw a person sitting in a coffin!Huan Te Niang is wearing ancient costumes!
The most frightening thing is that the coffin lid that was built well is now torn apart and dilapidated...
"There are really rice dumplings!!!"
The thin man screamed again and again, and the big wrench in his hand fell on the head of 'Zongzi'...
when! ! !
"Fuck! It's so hard!"
The thin man let out a scream, and the huge shock force made him grin his teeth, and he couldn't even hold the wrench firmly, so he could only let go instantly.
jingle...
The big wrench fell into the compartment, and the thin man took a closer look, only to find that the whole thing was in the shape of an arch bridge, and it was... bent!
"Brother, run! This mother really has zongzi, and her head is very iron, invulnerable! Run..."
Seeing this, the thin man burst into tears instantly. Regardless of the pain in his hands, he turned around and ran away.
"Fuck?!"
The fat man was also quite frightened. Looking back, he found a dark figure sitting in a coffin, wearing an ancient costume. He couldn't help but be frightened out of his wits. want to escape.
however……
"Ugh!!!"
A faint sigh came from inside the carriage, as if it had spanned dozens of centuries, bringing the voice of thousands of years ago to the current world!
"My mother!! I've cheated on the corpse, and the zongzi can still make noises. This mother must be a powerful thing, run!"
The two brothers, fat and thin, were so frightened that their craps would go away. They wished they could grow a few more legs, so that they might be able to run faster.
But...they wanted to run away, but the 'Zongzi' refused to let them!
"You two, you have no grievances or enmity, but you attacked and killed me, and now you still want to escape?!"
The hoarse and peculiar voice sounded again, and the two of them almost lost their wits when they heard the words, and ran even faster...
However, there was a bang!
The truck shook violently, and immediately afterwards, the coffin was torn apart, and the black figure rushed out instantly, as if it could fly, and directly caught the group of unlucky brothers back.
The sun and the moon have not been seen for thousands of years in the coffin. Now that the heavy rain washed him away, the clothes on his body instantly turned into strips, making him look even more terrifying...
"Fuck! What an awesome zongzi!"
"Mom!"
The two brothers were grabbed by the shoulders and screamed at the same time, and then both of them fainted from fright.
"..."
The black figure was silent for a while, and then, instead of killing the killer, it led them back to the carriage...
Seeing that the two were unconscious, he didn't say much, but looked down at his pitch-black body, and couldn't help but look disgusted.
Then, on this rainy night, she tore off the cloth-like clothes on her body and began to take a bath!
He moved very quickly and was very ignorant, and the speed at which he took a bath was astonishing.In a short period of time, the filth all over his body was washed away, revealing his original skin color, as well as his strong and explosive muscles.
At the same time, a head of long hair was washed and coiled up by him. The face that was originally as dark as a rice dumpling had returned to its normal color. At the same time, it was full of fortitude and non-anger power...
But... here comes the problem!
It has been washed, but what about the clothes?
With a sweep of his gaze, he instantly locked on to the two brothers who had passed out, and then nodded secretly.
Soon...
The two of them were stripped of their shorts, and the rest was put on by the burly man.
After doing all this, he slapped two hands respectively, waking up the fat and thin brothers.
"Fuck! Ghost!!!"
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a big strange face close in front of his eyes, and the two brothers almost cried in fright.
Fortunately, after a while, he finally calmed down: "Where are the zongzi?"
"Brother, did you see that zongzi just now?"
"Zongzi? What Zongzi? I haven't seen it!" The strong man shook his head slowly.
"Ah?" The thin man was stunned: "It shouldn't be! He clearly caught us. Could it be...he is a vegetarian?"
"Fuck your sister, why are zongzi vegetarians? I don't know why, but it's great that we don't have to die."
The fat man gave a wry smile, then froze: "Brother, why do your clothes feel so familiar? And...why do I feel so cold?"
As soon as the fat man opened his mouth, the thin man also discovered the problem.
Then, the two looked down...
Only the big red shorts are left fluttering in the wind, a batch of hot eyes!At the same time, finally understand...
No wonder it's so familiar, isn't that my clothes?
"Fuck! Brother, who the hell are you? You even snatch clothes?" The fat man couldn't laugh or cry...
Fourth watch, mom, it was fifth watch yesterday, but it was blocked for a chapter, it hurts, woo woo woo.
(End of this chapter)
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