my teacher is heaven

Chapter 207 Retribution?

What kind of heat can be rubbed off?

It would be fine if these guys casually picked up some enthusiasm for the recovery of spiritual energy, Ye Bei didn't bother to pay attention to it.

But this damn came to Mount Tai to gain popularity, and pretended to be a ghost... It's unreasonable!
Where is Mount Tai?
This is the place where Zen was enshrined in all dynasties, and the place where emperors worshiped heaven. It is sacred and inviolable. When is it your turn to speak?
Return to the ancient temple...

Where is your sister?

Did you ask me that Taoism is full of gods?
To Ye Bei, this is simply an insult!Insulting Taoism is really hateful!
therefore……

Looking at the picture, Jie An and the others were respectfully holding the 'Ancient Buddha Statue', and when they were about to go down the mountain, the corners of Ye Bei's mouth could not help but twitch slightly.

"Knowing that you can't get up by the main entrance, so it's a bit clever to take the small road and overcome obstacles all the way."

"But, is Mount Tai the place where you can come and go whenever you want?"

"Return to the ancient Buddha, you old masters!"

"System, punish them for me, no matter how miserable they are, but don't kill them, I want to see how they hype and how they are so popular!"

"How much shock, I will give!"

"Shocking point? What shocking point?" The system directly said: "To deal with these scumbags, this system will take action for free!"

"Yo? Iron cock plucking? Rare to see!"

"Pooh!"

……

On the way down the mountain, Jie An and the others were quite excited, but also a little apprehensive.

"How was my acting just now?"

"I feel good!"

"That's not bad. I'm called Acting Online. You are too amateur. You may not know that before I became a monk, I was a professional actor. I was a top student at the Capital Academy of Drama, you know?"

"You are really a queen who sells melons, selling melons and boasting..."

Now that the business is settled, the next step is to go down the mountain and upload the video to the Internet, and then ask him to hype it up with thousands of sailors to finish the job.

Therefore, this group of monks, big and small, relaxed a lot, chatting while going down the mountain.

But as the saying goes, going up is easy, going down is hard.

In particular, they are taking an unusual path, so the speed is extremely slow, and everyone has to be careful...

However, before he had gone far, he heard a bang behind him, and the small temple... collapsed!
They became a pair of garbage directly, and they couldn't see the original appearance at all.

"I go……"

The monks' scalps were numb: "If we move slower..."

The abbots were immediately stunned. If they had moved more slowly, they would have been crushed to death when they took away the Buddha statue, right?

At this moment, everyone was terrified.

Jie Chen, who was walking in the forefront, couldn't help but look back...

But I don't know what happened, I didn't notice the terrain under my feet, I suddenly stepped on a stone, and then... instantly turned into a rolling gourd!
Bang!

The ceramic Buddha statue in his hand was smashed into pieces in an instant, Jie Chen didn't even have time to let out a scream, and rolled directly down, the speed was frighteningly fast!

"Abbot?!"

"Brother Jiechen!!!"

"Quick, save people!"

Everyone was in a hurry, yelling, but who knows... the great monks who were going to rescue Jie'an, before they took a few steps, they all turned into gourds...

"Fuck!!!!"

The rest of the great monks were all sweaty on their foreheads, with expressions of surprise and uncertainty.

"Is this... so dangerous?"

"It was a good thing to go down the mountain in the dark yesterday. How could it be like this today?"

"Could it be that we cheated and offended the gods and Buddhas, so we deliberately condemned us?"

"Nonsense, where are there any gods and Buddhas in this world? If there are gods and Buddhas, why haven't they appeared in these years? There are still fewer things we do to cheat?"

Someone's complexion changed drastically, and he scolded everyone, telling them not to talk about the punishment of gods and demons. After all, this matter sounds too mysterious. If you say a few more words, you may be scared to pee.

"Keep going! Everyone, pay attention to your feet, and don't fall again. Falling on this halfway up the mountain is not just for fun!"

"As for getting rid of them, we will meet them all the way down the road!"

An old monk spoke and ordered everyone to continue down the mountain.

Everyone stretched their necks to have a look, only to find that the figures of Jie Chen and other 'rolling gourds' had long since disappeared. They couldn't help but feel hairy, and began to descend the mountain cautiously one by one.

However, before he took a few steps, he arrived at the place where Jie Chen and the others turned into gourds. The first two, as if they had seen a ghost, also rolled down...

"This!!!"

Everyone was shocked!

If it is said that in the beginning, it is possible to use Jiechen and other people who have not noticed before rolling down, then what about now?

Everyone can be sure that the two who fell down just now are more careful than anyone else. After all, the lesson from the past is in front of them, but...they still turned into gourds!

How does Nima explain this?

"Could it be... really offended the gods and Buddhas?"

"shut up!"

An old monk scolded: "Where are there any gods and Buddhas? Don't scare yourself! The road there must be too rough and slippery, so you step on the ground!"

"Straverse for a distance, let's go another way!"

Seeing that many people had ugly faces, some of them didn't dare to leave, the old monk couldn't help scolding: "Cowardly as a mouse!"

"I'll go to the front, you all follow me!"

Immediately, under the eager eyes of everyone, the old monk walked to the front, moved sideways with a black face, and was about to find another slightly flat place to go down the mountain.

In fact, he was also constantly muttering in his heart, very scared.

In case I also fell down, this old bone... I'm afraid I have to explain it here!

"Blessings from Gods and Buddhas all over the sky, you must bless me safe and sound, and I will burn incense for you when I go back..."

At this moment, the old monk sincerely prayed to the Buddha.

As a result, I didn't take two steps, but I really saw a very flat and easy way down the mountain, and I couldn't help but be filled with joy.

"Look, if you go down the mountain from here, how could it turn into a ground gourd..."

Bang!

"Ouch!"

The old monk screamed, took a step, and instantly turned into a gourd...

Everyone: "(ΩДΩ)..."

"This... What the hell is going on?"

"Don't scare yourself! It must be an accident. The road here is so easy to walk, how could it be possible to slip? I am young and strong, and I still don't believe it!"

Someone walked out of the crowd, cautiously, almost walking down on their stomachs...

However... just reached the place where the old monk rolled down, it seemed as if his hands and feet slipped at the same time, and he rolled down...

"Damn it! What the hell is going on?"

"Hurry up! Change places again... I still don't believe we can't go down!"

The expressions of a group of people changed, they went around and changed places again, but... they still turned into gourds as soon as they reached the 'line', as if some force majeure was affecting everything.

(End of this chapter)