Journey to the West, one of the fist saints

Chapter 97

"You guys come here with your ears. When you arrive at the Sanqing Palace, you just need to do this..."

After Xuanzang explained, he asked the three of them to make preparations.

Che Chi Kingdom Palace.

The three national teachers and the emperor were drinking and having fun. Since the three national teachers came, the weather in Che Chi Kingdom has become smoother.

Naturally, the king relied heavily on these three Taoists, and whenever he had the opportunity, he would hold a large banquet and invite the three of them to drink in the palace.

It was very late, and the three Taoists returned to the dojo next to the newly built Sanqing Hall. Before entering the door, they felt a gust of wind blowing.

Immortal Huli was surprised, "The gust of wind just now was extraordinary!"

"That's right, Pindao also thinks that the gust of wind is a bit miraculous!"

Just as he was about to go back to his room to meditate and practice, he suddenly heard a message from Daotong, and there were some strange movements in the Sanqing Palace.

The three of them hurried to the Hall of Sanqing, and as soon as they opened the door, they found a lot of debris under the altar where the statue of Sanqing was enshrined.

When I stepped forward to see, it turned out to be some grape skins, banana skins, some half-eaten fruits, chicken bones, etc., which were thrown all over the ground.

Immortal Huli stared wide-eyed, pointed to the empty plate and asked, "Who ate the tribute?"

The three looked at each other, and Immortal Lu Li rubbed his eyes vigorously.

"What's going on here? The security outside the Sanqing Palace is very strict, it's impossible for someone to come here to steal tribute!" Immortal Yang Li analyzed with a stroke of his goatee.

At this moment, Zhu Bajie's stomach bulged out because he ate too much food and couldn't sustain the transformation.

Sun Wukong quickly reminded him that Zhu Bajie slapped his belly hard, and then he recovered his original appearance.

The movement of patting the belly was not small, causing Great Immortal Hu Li to exclaim: "Who is it?"

When he peeked out, he found that Zhu Bajie had just done the formula, his face was stunned, and then he was overjoyed instantly.

He raised his hands above his head, and bowed respectfully: "Grandpa Sanqing, ah! It's Grandpa Sanqing who appeared!"

Seeing this, the other two also bowed down, and Immortal Lu Li secretly sent a voice transmission: "Brothers, I think it was our pious will that moved Grandpa Sanqing, and Tianzun felt it, and descended to enjoy our incense offerings , why don't we take this opportunity to ask Tianzun for some holy water golden pills, so that we can live forever!"

When the two people heard this, their faces showed emotion, Immortal Hu Li said via voice transmission: "Yes, yes, yes! It's not too late, come, let's speak together!"

After discussing it well, the three of them said in unison: "Grandpa Sanqing, I beg you poor little fairy to cultivate hard, please give me some golden elixir holy water!"

Sun Wukong secretly smiled, and it was true what the master said, these three monsters actually asked for the golden elixir holy water.

Xiong Likui's face also showed narrowness, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

"Grandfather Sanqing, please be merciful!" The three Taoist priests bowed and bowed three times and kowtowed nine times, with an extremely sincere attitude.

"My junior, please pay homage to me. We came from the Pantao Conference. We didn't bring the golden elixir, only the holy water. If you want to ask for the holy water, then go and get the thank you vessel!" the Yuanshi Tianzun transformed by Sun Wukong said slowly. .

The three of them looked overjoyed, and bowed to the ground again: "Thank you, Grandpa Sanqing!"

After getting up, I went to the side hall to search for a while, scrambling to bring vats, sand bowls and vases, and placed them respectfully on the altar.

"Get out of the hall quickly and close the door!"

"Yes."

The three bowed to leave.

Monkey King beckoned again at this time, "Come back!"

The three priests immediately turned around when they heard the words, pretending to be listening attentively.

"Remember, don't leak the secret!"

"Follow the decree of Heavenly Venerable!"

The three of them retreated out of the palace gate again, and gently closed the palace gate.

As soon as the three of them left, Sun Wukong set up an isolation formation, divided the utensils, and smiled.

"Li Kui, Ba Jie, hurry up, let's make wine!"

One person grabbed a vessel and urinated a lot.

Although Immortal Huli and the others were anxiously waiting outside the gate of the palace, they did not dare to peek at random, just because of Monkey King's phrase 'the secret of heaven must not be revealed'.

After a while, a voice came from the hall, "My juniors, come and drink the holy water!"

The three excitedly pushed the door open and entered, seeing several vats of liquid slowly on the altar, they scrambled for each other, all wanting the vase with the largest capacity.

In the end, as the older brother, Immortal Hu Li, with a deep majesty, snatched the whole vase of pig urine.

Regardless of how the other two distributed it, they poured it into their mouths when they raised their heads.

Why is it so sour?

Immortal Huli frowned as soon as the 'holy water' entered his mouth, but when he thought that this was the holy water sent by Tianzun, it must be extraordinary.

Enduring the discomfort in his throat, he pinched his nose and gulped down the cow.

"Gudong Gudong..."

Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded by this scene!

Immortal Yangli and Immortal Luli were not to be outdone, they raised their necks and swallowed, the strange taste made their eyes a little hot.

"This holy water is also strange, it is actually warm!"

Immortal Yang Li sent a sound transmission to the other two.

"Brother, has your cultivation changed after drinking?" Great Immortal Lu Li asked through sound transmission while drinking.

Immortal Huli had a strange expression on his face, and he had some doubts in his heart, but he drank all the 'holy water' in that big vase, so it's hard to say that the holy water is not good.

"Hmm... it may take some time for this holy water to take effect!"

At this moment, Yang Li Daxian's voice was choked by the stench, and he coughed violently.

"Cough, cough, why does this 'holy water' smell so bad, vomit..."

After speaking, he ran to the side and retched.

Seeing this, Monkey King couldn't bear it anymore and burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, you three stupid monsters, you actually drank the urine of your grandpas, it's ridiculous!"

Several people turned into their original forms, sitting on the altar laughing and trembling, leaning forward and backward.

"Ah, you ugly-faced monk, how dare you bully me!" Immortal Hu Li raised his eyebrows and beard in anger, and slapped the altar with his palm.

The three of Monkey King laughed, and with a flash, they used the method of teleportation and left the Sanqing Palace directly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why the hairy-faced monk teased our three brothers like this, he really didn't know what to do! Ugh..." Immortal Hu Li was very angry. Unable to bear the nausea, he bowed his head and vomited.

Immortal Lu Li supported the pillar and vomited non-stop, and there was an anger in his eyes that could not be quenched even if the waters of the three rivers and five lakes were poured out.

"Tomorrow we must report to the king, and our three brothers will also go to investigate, where did the stinky monk come from!"

……

The three of Monkey King laughed and returned to Zhiyuan Temple, and told Xuanzang what had happened before in detail, and the faces of several people in the RV were flushed with laughter.

In the end, Monkey King gave Xuanzang a thumbs up, "Master, you are really..."

"Think it over and talk!"

Xuanzang reminded with a smile.

Sun Wukong was stunned, and immediately came to his senses, the corner of his mouth twitched and said: "You are so resourceful!"

"Hehe, there are more interesting things to do at Chechi Kingdom's Palace tomorrow!"

(End of this chapter)