Chapter 371 Do You Want To Kiss Me?

How about finding a cross talk sketch for Xiao Huaer?

But she shouldn't see where the joke is, right?The last time they watched a comedy movie together, and she actually fell asleep leaning on his shoulder, obviously it was boring, right?

"Hua'er, shall I tell you a joke?" Gu Ziyi suggested.

Xiao Hua'er nodded, "Okay."

"Which two words are added between the three words I'm sorry, it seems the saddest?"

Little Flower shook her head.

"Yes, I can't afford it! Hahahahaha!" Gu Ziyi smiled, "Isn't it funny?"

Xiao Hua'er shook her head, "It's not funny."

"Then I'll change two words, right three, I'm sorry, hahahahaha, isn't it ridiculous?"

Xiao Hua'er continued to shake her head, "I don't understand."

Gu Ziyi forgot that she doesn't know how to play cards.

"Let's talk about another one. A group of animals rushed into the convenience store to buy things. They were all beaten by the clerk because they were too noisy. But only one animal was not beaten. Guess what animal it is?"

Little Flower shook her head.

"Sheep, because the convenience store is open 24 hours a day! Hahahahaha!"

Gu Ziyi smiled happily, but Xiao Hua'er kept an indifferent face the whole time, is it funny?

Where is the joke?
"Not funny?" Gu Ziyi looked at Xiao Hua'er.

Xiao Hua'er nodded and told him clearly that it wasn't funny, not funny at all.

Gu Ziyi scratched his head and leaned back on the sofa, thinking about the cold jokes he had heard. His usual life was too monotonous. Usually, his subordinates told him jokes, but he scolded him. Now he understands that it is too much to make someone happy. Difficult.

"What kind of mood is considered happy?" Xiaohuaer asked.

"It's just that it's different from your usual state. For example, your blood will boil, your heartbeat will speed up, your whole body will feel relaxed, and..." Gu Ziyi doesn't know how to explain, happiness is happiness, how to explain What about this feeling?
But when Gu Ziyi didn't know how to explain it, Xiao Hua'er suddenly stood up, then sat directly on Gu Ziyi's lap, leaned over, and hugged his neck.

"This way my heart will beat faster." Xiao Hua'er looked directly at Gu Ziyi.

The distance between the face and the face is getting closer and closer.

"In this way, my blood will boil."

The little flower almost touched his lips.

Gu Ziyi looked at her cute eyes, like a delicate little doll, so close to him, it made him want to...

But Hua'er didn't understand anything yet.

"Do you want to kiss me?" Xiao Hua'er moved closer to him.

"..." Gu Ziyi was taken aback, "How do you know?"

"It's always like this in the movies. When a woman gets close to a man, the man will kiss her."

"What movie did you watch?" Gu Ziyi frowned.

"It's in your computer."

That is……

It's not suitable for children!

Is it too late for Gu Ziyi to rush over to destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces?
"It's okay, just kiss," Xiao Hua'er moved closer to him, "Maybe, this is what makes me happy."

Is she seducing him?

Although her face is full of innocence, but at this moment, she is sitting on his lap, hooking his neck, approaching her actively, sticking to his body, and letting him kiss her. What an obvious temptation!

Gu Ziyi swallowed, "Hua'er, stand up."

"You don't kiss?"

"You...are still a child..."

"Aren't you just a pervert who likes loli?"

"..."

Xiao Hua'er looked at him seriously, then held his face, and kissed his lips proactively!

Gu Ziyi's eyes widened!
Little Hua'er pressed against his lips, not knowing what to do.

(End of this chapter)

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