This is not the female devil in the impression
Chapter 262 Eat and Eat
Chapter 262 Eat and Eat
Uncle Ju, whose body was instantly relaxed, was extremely nervous mentally. The moment the fart just came out, he broke out at the fastest speed since he was born, and wanted to take advantage of Liang Yi's stunned time to run away quickly.
But before he could use the escape method, the always thin but powerful palm appeared directly on Uncle Ju's neck.
The black air emanating from Liang Yi's body was almost visible to the naked eye, and the forced smile on his face made Uncle Ju tremble.
"Meow, meow, Master Yi has something to discuss..."
"Death to the Lord!"
Liangyi's face was dark and he didn't bother to listen to Uncle Ju's explanation, he pinched Uncle Ju's soft neck and shook it wildly, almost making Uncle Ju's eyes roll out.
Everyone is holding their breath and waiting for him to give the whole thing a good job, who knows, just wait for a fart!Still farting on his head!
"Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter!" Tangbing Su over there looked overjoyed, and even bent over laughing. If she hadn't supported Su Youyi, she might have squatted on the ground.
"Brother, brother, Xiaoju looks like he's going to die." Su Youyi didn't expect that Uncle Ju would be so unreliable, but seeing that Uncle Ju realized the seriousness of the mistake at this time, it was a bit pitiful to lie down and let the ridicule go.
Liang Yi looked down at Uncle Ju who was breathing in but not out, and was drooping and pretending to be dead.Although he knew that he must be pretending to gain sympathy, he still let go of his hands softly.
Although the incident happened suddenly, Liangyi's realm is here, and the cultivation of Qinglian good fortune has also greatly improved his reaction speed.So he used spiritual power to protect his head at the first time, and was not infected by Uncle Ju's mysterious gas. The only person who had been in contact with the mysterious gas was even Uncle Ju himself.
It seems more joyful to others, but Tangbingsu is an outsider here.
"My uncle can't control it either, I drank too much wine..." Uncle Ju quietly opened his eyes a little, seeing that Liang Yi was really not angry, he resurrected from pretending to be dead, and jumped up and down again , directly escaped from Liang Yi's clutches and jumped onto Su Youyi's shoulder.
He, Uncle Ju, is smart and smart, and he has long seen where Liang Yi's weakness lies.
"Others will hiccup when they drink too much, but you're fine, just turn it around for normal people." Although Liang Yi's anger subsided, his expression was still unkind.
"This uncle is not a human being. This uncle is just a cat now." Uncle Ju straightened his neck and said conveniently. After seeing Liang Yi's tendency to attack again, he was so frightened that he hid behind Su Youyi's back.
"Cat? Is it Xiaoju's monster breed?" Su Youyi heard this word for the first time. Before, he didn't ask senior brother what kind of monster Ju is.All she knew was that he was the son of Jiuling Yuansheng, but she had never even met Jiuling Yuansheng, let alone knew the race of Jiuling Yuansheng.
"Well, a kind of arrogant monster called a cat, mostly docile, but likes to enslave humans." Liang Yi raised a finger to carefully count the characteristics of the monster called a cat.
"You can't make it up, right? Why haven't I heard of this demon clan?" Tangbingsu's eyes were full of doubts. As the seventh true biography of Xijian Tianchi, she has traveled a lot in the mountains. place, but never heard of such a monster.
She also knows a lot of monsters in Xuanji Continent, and she has done a detailed investigation of what can be eaten and what can't be eaten.After all, it is related to the identity of a food reviewer. It would be embarrassing if she can't taste what is made of a certain ingredient used by someone else, so a monster that has never heard of it will naturally say Suspect.
"Senior Sister Tang, this is the young master of the demon clan, the descendant of the senior Jiuling Yuansheng." Su Youyi explained to Tangbingsu in a timely manner, and dispelled her thoughts by the way. "This is not edible."
"The young master of the demon clan? The heir of the senior Jiuling Yuansheng?" Although Tangbingsu is obsessed with gourmet food, she still has a good understanding of the world, especially the mountains of one hundred thousand miles. After all, almost all delicious meat is produced there. On the side monster.
But she really didn't know the news that Jiu Lingyuan had a son on Christmas.
But Liangyi and Su Youyi, as descendants of the Banished Immortal, naturally couldn't join forces to deceive her, so there is a high probability that this matter is true?
Tangbing Su Mulu looked curiously at Uncle Ju who was lying on Su Youyi's shoulder, why Ye Ye couldn't figure out how the mysterious and famous Jiuling Yuansheng could have such a cute son.
It is rumored in the cultivation world that this Jiulingyuan saint body is as high as the mountain, and his appearance is extremely vicious, which can make children stop crying. He has a ferocious temperament and will eat hundreds of creatures in one meal. His horror is almost comparable to that of Xue Yumen. Killing the head of a state directly with one knife?
"But you said let me see the gourmet avenue, that's all?" Tangbingsu was still brooding over this matter, feeling that she was being deceived in her full expectations, and her mood was extremely depressed.
"I didn't perform well this time, wait for another place, and I will show you a unique skill meow!" Uncle Ju couldn't stand the provocation, and couldn't stand the girl's grievances. Seeing Tangbingsu's posture, he jumped up and patted his chest as a guarantee. .
It wasn't impossible now, but they stayed here for too long.Although it was a remote place, someone still noticed it.Does anyone still watch Uncle Ju's unique skill?Did you pay the entrance fee?
"Okay, then I will follow you temporarily. If I find out that you are lying to me, then don't blame me for roasting you!"
Tangbing Su poked Uncle Ju's forehead with a smile. Although she didn't really believe what the cat said, he was really cute and interesting, so Tangbing Su just used this reason to want to spend more time with Uncle Ju and Junior Sister Su. Just wait a while.
Liangyi looked around and found that many disciples of Xijian Tianchi had noticed this side.If I didn't notice it before, I naturally ignored the past. Now as long as I saw Su Youyi, I would subconsciously see Liang Yi, and when I saw Liang Yi, I couldn't treat him as non-existent.
"Let's go, it's time to be watched again later." What Liang Yi hates most is trouble.
"Well, Senior Zhou left a mountain peak for Master before, which is regarded as Master's exclusive residence, and I have been staying there before."
Su Youyi's tone was soft, her eyebrows and eyes were curved like the moon in the sky.Walking with the senior brother, he told him bit by bit about the days when he lived in Xijian Tianchi.
Uncle Orange lay on his shoulders bored, the tail behind him swayed subconsciously from side to side, and Tangbingsu behind him was listening to the softness of the orange in front of him, thinking how to touch it so as not to look perverted.
Su Youyi's daily life is not very interesting. In addition to practicing swords every day, she also has to accept some door-to-door challenges from Tianchi Zhenchuan. The only fun may be to go out to find delicious food with Sister Tang.
Liang Yi listened intently, probably because of his junior sister, he didn't find it boring but listened with gusto, keeping all the details in his heart.
Everyone will be interested in everything about the person they like and love in their hearts. No matter how boring it may seem to others, in the eyes of each other, it is a sweet memory that can be remembered by the two of them.
The mountain left by the sword master to Chen Hua is not tall, but compared with the mountain peaks of other residents, it seems much quieter and more secluded.
Before they reached the top of the mountain, Liang Yi and the others smelled the faint fragrance of flowers along the track of the wind.The light red flowers are still blooming proudly amidst the snow-white sky, just like blood stains sprinkled on the white snow, adding another touch of color to the world, the beauty is thrilling.
"Meixu is three points less white than snow, but snow is less fragrant than plum."
Seeing the winter plums covering the entire mountaintop, Liang Yi subconsciously recited this poem while being shocked by the magnificent beauty.
Apart from Uncle Ju, both Su Youyi and Tangbing Su are eye-catching, but these few short words vividly describe the respective characteristics of Mei and Xue.
For the first time, Tangbingsu looked at the tall and thin young man in green robes in front of him. The wind and snow made the hem of his clothes rattle, and his long hair fluttered in the wind.
He looked so lonely from the back, as if he was a person who was out of tune with the world, but when he looked at Su Youyi beside him, his whole body came alive, his eyes were deep and bright like stars, like a fairy who fell from the sky to the world, The moment is full of human feelings and fireworks.
Tangbing Su has also seen this situation with Su Youyi.
The cold fairy who is admired by countless disciples of the sect and thinks that she should live in the moon palace and be accompanied by Xinghe, turns into a simple young man with bright eyes every time she talks about her senior brother.
Eyes are the windows of the soul, and the light in Su Youyi's eyes is so radiant.So Tangbing Su guessed that this Liangyi was in Su Youyi's heart, and he was also a person who shone like the sun and warmed Su Youyi's heart.
But after a brief contact, Tangbingsu overturned this guess.Because she found that Liang Yi was indeed shining like a rising sun, but it was a pity that these lights were only good for Su Youyi alone.
Seeing this change in temperament, Tangbing Su was taken aback for a while, and only now did she feel that what Junior Sister Su said before might be true.
The world is really dispensable to them, and the two of them are each other's world together.
Because no one comes here on weekdays, and because this mountain is relatively remote and inconspicuous, the protective magic circle on the mountain has not been opened much.
The courtyard above the mountain peak is quiet, plum blossoms bloom around the courtyard, and there are snow sculptures hovering above the sky.
"This place is fine." Uncle Ju, who jumped off Liangyi's shoulder, looked left and right, and kept sniffing the air.Compared with the place just now, the breath of the spirit of nature is much stronger here.
"According to senior Zhou, the plum blossoms here were planted by the previous owner of the courtyard, but later that senior was exhausted and died, and this mountain has been deserted and neglected until a certain time when the master came to As a guest, I fell in love with a large piece of plum blossom." Su Youyi saw the love for Hanmei shown in her senior brother's eyes, and even she felt that the plum blossom, which was a bit tired of looking at it, showed a different look again.
"What can you do?" Liang Yi, who was about to follow his junior sister in, saw Uncle Ju put on that strange pose again.
Not to mention, the serious Uncle Ju is completely different from his usual sloppy look, and there is really a trace of charm in it, which makes people subconsciously think that this cat is awesome.
"The Great Dao is fifty, the Tianyan is fourty-nine, and one of the gourmet dishes is one of them."
"And if it is subdivided, the avenue can be divided into countless small ones, but the same goal is achieved by different routes, and the way leads directly to the only one. What I am going to show you now is one of the food."
Uncle Ju said in a deep voice to Liangyi and the others, especially Tangbingsu.
"Eating is similar to eating. But the difference is that eating is to extract its essence, and eating is to swallow it and destroy it. The way of eating is to take the essence of the world and get rid of the dross of the world."
Uncle Ju opened his mouth wide to the valley outside the mountain peak, and the snowflakes in the air trembled and hovered as if they were impacted by some force.
Suck--
Huge suction came from Uncle Ju's big mouth, and an inexplicable force swept across dozens of miles.
Holding their breath, Liang Yi and the others keenly noticed the strangeness around them: Ice-blue glazed threads were pulled out from the void, snowflakes and snow-capped mountains, converging into a trickle and pouring into the mouth of Mr. Orange .
(End of this chapter)
Uncle Ju, whose body was instantly relaxed, was extremely nervous mentally. The moment the fart just came out, he broke out at the fastest speed since he was born, and wanted to take advantage of Liang Yi's stunned time to run away quickly.
But before he could use the escape method, the always thin but powerful palm appeared directly on Uncle Ju's neck.
The black air emanating from Liang Yi's body was almost visible to the naked eye, and the forced smile on his face made Uncle Ju tremble.
"Meow, meow, Master Yi has something to discuss..."
"Death to the Lord!"
Liangyi's face was dark and he didn't bother to listen to Uncle Ju's explanation, he pinched Uncle Ju's soft neck and shook it wildly, almost making Uncle Ju's eyes roll out.
Everyone is holding their breath and waiting for him to give the whole thing a good job, who knows, just wait for a fart!Still farting on his head!
"Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter!" Tangbing Su over there looked overjoyed, and even bent over laughing. If she hadn't supported Su Youyi, she might have squatted on the ground.
"Brother, brother, Xiaoju looks like he's going to die." Su Youyi didn't expect that Uncle Ju would be so unreliable, but seeing that Uncle Ju realized the seriousness of the mistake at this time, it was a bit pitiful to lie down and let the ridicule go.
Liang Yi looked down at Uncle Ju who was breathing in but not out, and was drooping and pretending to be dead.Although he knew that he must be pretending to gain sympathy, he still let go of his hands softly.
Although the incident happened suddenly, Liangyi's realm is here, and the cultivation of Qinglian good fortune has also greatly improved his reaction speed.So he used spiritual power to protect his head at the first time, and was not infected by Uncle Ju's mysterious gas. The only person who had been in contact with the mysterious gas was even Uncle Ju himself.
It seems more joyful to others, but Tangbingsu is an outsider here.
"My uncle can't control it either, I drank too much wine..." Uncle Ju quietly opened his eyes a little, seeing that Liang Yi was really not angry, he resurrected from pretending to be dead, and jumped up and down again , directly escaped from Liang Yi's clutches and jumped onto Su Youyi's shoulder.
He, Uncle Ju, is smart and smart, and he has long seen where Liang Yi's weakness lies.
"Others will hiccup when they drink too much, but you're fine, just turn it around for normal people." Although Liang Yi's anger subsided, his expression was still unkind.
"This uncle is not a human being. This uncle is just a cat now." Uncle Ju straightened his neck and said conveniently. After seeing Liang Yi's tendency to attack again, he was so frightened that he hid behind Su Youyi's back.
"Cat? Is it Xiaoju's monster breed?" Su Youyi heard this word for the first time. Before, he didn't ask senior brother what kind of monster Ju is.All she knew was that he was the son of Jiuling Yuansheng, but she had never even met Jiuling Yuansheng, let alone knew the race of Jiuling Yuansheng.
"Well, a kind of arrogant monster called a cat, mostly docile, but likes to enslave humans." Liang Yi raised a finger to carefully count the characteristics of the monster called a cat.
"You can't make it up, right? Why haven't I heard of this demon clan?" Tangbingsu's eyes were full of doubts. As the seventh true biography of Xijian Tianchi, she has traveled a lot in the mountains. place, but never heard of such a monster.
She also knows a lot of monsters in Xuanji Continent, and she has done a detailed investigation of what can be eaten and what can't be eaten.After all, it is related to the identity of a food reviewer. It would be embarrassing if she can't taste what is made of a certain ingredient used by someone else, so a monster that has never heard of it will naturally say Suspect.
"Senior Sister Tang, this is the young master of the demon clan, the descendant of the senior Jiuling Yuansheng." Su Youyi explained to Tangbingsu in a timely manner, and dispelled her thoughts by the way. "This is not edible."
"The young master of the demon clan? The heir of the senior Jiuling Yuansheng?" Although Tangbingsu is obsessed with gourmet food, she still has a good understanding of the world, especially the mountains of one hundred thousand miles. After all, almost all delicious meat is produced there. On the side monster.
But she really didn't know the news that Jiu Lingyuan had a son on Christmas.
But Liangyi and Su Youyi, as descendants of the Banished Immortal, naturally couldn't join forces to deceive her, so there is a high probability that this matter is true?
Tangbing Su Mulu looked curiously at Uncle Ju who was lying on Su Youyi's shoulder, why Ye Ye couldn't figure out how the mysterious and famous Jiuling Yuansheng could have such a cute son.
It is rumored in the cultivation world that this Jiulingyuan saint body is as high as the mountain, and his appearance is extremely vicious, which can make children stop crying. He has a ferocious temperament and will eat hundreds of creatures in one meal. His horror is almost comparable to that of Xue Yumen. Killing the head of a state directly with one knife?
"But you said let me see the gourmet avenue, that's all?" Tangbingsu was still brooding over this matter, feeling that she was being deceived in her full expectations, and her mood was extremely depressed.
"I didn't perform well this time, wait for another place, and I will show you a unique skill meow!" Uncle Ju couldn't stand the provocation, and couldn't stand the girl's grievances. Seeing Tangbingsu's posture, he jumped up and patted his chest as a guarantee. .
It wasn't impossible now, but they stayed here for too long.Although it was a remote place, someone still noticed it.Does anyone still watch Uncle Ju's unique skill?Did you pay the entrance fee?
"Okay, then I will follow you temporarily. If I find out that you are lying to me, then don't blame me for roasting you!"
Tangbing Su poked Uncle Ju's forehead with a smile. Although she didn't really believe what the cat said, he was really cute and interesting, so Tangbing Su just used this reason to want to spend more time with Uncle Ju and Junior Sister Su. Just wait a while.
Liangyi looked around and found that many disciples of Xijian Tianchi had noticed this side.If I didn't notice it before, I naturally ignored the past. Now as long as I saw Su Youyi, I would subconsciously see Liang Yi, and when I saw Liang Yi, I couldn't treat him as non-existent.
"Let's go, it's time to be watched again later." What Liang Yi hates most is trouble.
"Well, Senior Zhou left a mountain peak for Master before, which is regarded as Master's exclusive residence, and I have been staying there before."
Su Youyi's tone was soft, her eyebrows and eyes were curved like the moon in the sky.Walking with the senior brother, he told him bit by bit about the days when he lived in Xijian Tianchi.
Uncle Orange lay on his shoulders bored, the tail behind him swayed subconsciously from side to side, and Tangbingsu behind him was listening to the softness of the orange in front of him, thinking how to touch it so as not to look perverted.
Su Youyi's daily life is not very interesting. In addition to practicing swords every day, she also has to accept some door-to-door challenges from Tianchi Zhenchuan. The only fun may be to go out to find delicious food with Sister Tang.
Liang Yi listened intently, probably because of his junior sister, he didn't find it boring but listened with gusto, keeping all the details in his heart.
Everyone will be interested in everything about the person they like and love in their hearts. No matter how boring it may seem to others, in the eyes of each other, it is a sweet memory that can be remembered by the two of them.
The mountain left by the sword master to Chen Hua is not tall, but compared with the mountain peaks of other residents, it seems much quieter and more secluded.
Before they reached the top of the mountain, Liang Yi and the others smelled the faint fragrance of flowers along the track of the wind.The light red flowers are still blooming proudly amidst the snow-white sky, just like blood stains sprinkled on the white snow, adding another touch of color to the world, the beauty is thrilling.
"Meixu is three points less white than snow, but snow is less fragrant than plum."
Seeing the winter plums covering the entire mountaintop, Liang Yi subconsciously recited this poem while being shocked by the magnificent beauty.
Apart from Uncle Ju, both Su Youyi and Tangbing Su are eye-catching, but these few short words vividly describe the respective characteristics of Mei and Xue.
For the first time, Tangbingsu looked at the tall and thin young man in green robes in front of him. The wind and snow made the hem of his clothes rattle, and his long hair fluttered in the wind.
He looked so lonely from the back, as if he was a person who was out of tune with the world, but when he looked at Su Youyi beside him, his whole body came alive, his eyes were deep and bright like stars, like a fairy who fell from the sky to the world, The moment is full of human feelings and fireworks.
Tangbing Su has also seen this situation with Su Youyi.
The cold fairy who is admired by countless disciples of the sect and thinks that she should live in the moon palace and be accompanied by Xinghe, turns into a simple young man with bright eyes every time she talks about her senior brother.
Eyes are the windows of the soul, and the light in Su Youyi's eyes is so radiant.So Tangbing Su guessed that this Liangyi was in Su Youyi's heart, and he was also a person who shone like the sun and warmed Su Youyi's heart.
But after a brief contact, Tangbingsu overturned this guess.Because she found that Liang Yi was indeed shining like a rising sun, but it was a pity that these lights were only good for Su Youyi alone.
Seeing this change in temperament, Tangbing Su was taken aback for a while, and only now did she feel that what Junior Sister Su said before might be true.
The world is really dispensable to them, and the two of them are each other's world together.
Because no one comes here on weekdays, and because this mountain is relatively remote and inconspicuous, the protective magic circle on the mountain has not been opened much.
The courtyard above the mountain peak is quiet, plum blossoms bloom around the courtyard, and there are snow sculptures hovering above the sky.
"This place is fine." Uncle Ju, who jumped off Liangyi's shoulder, looked left and right, and kept sniffing the air.Compared with the place just now, the breath of the spirit of nature is much stronger here.
"According to senior Zhou, the plum blossoms here were planted by the previous owner of the courtyard, but later that senior was exhausted and died, and this mountain has been deserted and neglected until a certain time when the master came to As a guest, I fell in love with a large piece of plum blossom." Su Youyi saw the love for Hanmei shown in her senior brother's eyes, and even she felt that the plum blossom, which was a bit tired of looking at it, showed a different look again.
"What can you do?" Liang Yi, who was about to follow his junior sister in, saw Uncle Ju put on that strange pose again.
Not to mention, the serious Uncle Ju is completely different from his usual sloppy look, and there is really a trace of charm in it, which makes people subconsciously think that this cat is awesome.
"The Great Dao is fifty, the Tianyan is fourty-nine, and one of the gourmet dishes is one of them."
"And if it is subdivided, the avenue can be divided into countless small ones, but the same goal is achieved by different routes, and the way leads directly to the only one. What I am going to show you now is one of the food."
Uncle Ju said in a deep voice to Liangyi and the others, especially Tangbingsu.
"Eating is similar to eating. But the difference is that eating is to extract its essence, and eating is to swallow it and destroy it. The way of eating is to take the essence of the world and get rid of the dross of the world."
Uncle Ju opened his mouth wide to the valley outside the mountain peak, and the snowflakes in the air trembled and hovered as if they were impacted by some force.
Suck--
Huge suction came from Uncle Ju's big mouth, and an inexplicable force swept across dozens of miles.
Holding their breath, Liang Yi and the others keenly noticed the strangeness around them: Ice-blue glazed threads were pulled out from the void, snowflakes and snow-capped mountains, converging into a trickle and pouring into the mouth of Mr. Orange .
(End of this chapter)
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