Prosperous Tang special forces

Chapter 289 Irony
As soon as Long Feiyu left the living room, he saw Long Qiang walking in with a dozen guys from the clan carrying seven or eight boxes of things.Seeing Long Feiyu, he hurriedly greeted him, and before he could speak, Long Feiyu hurriedly saluted and said, "Uncle."

Long Qiang waved his hand and said: "Your father is such a big man that he doesn't use his brain when doing things. I will pay for the money. In Chang'an City, you are more effective than me in speaking, so you can come forward to find a cook or something. Here is 10 yuan Two gold, let people move down, let me and your father take care of the affairs in the house, and you go to work and pay for the affairs outside."

Long Feiyu nodded, then shook his head and said: "Uncle, you can just help my father with the housework, I can't ask for this money."

"Okay, it's the same if you spend it early or late. I'll keep it for Linger, and the rest is not yours. It's the same if you spend it now."

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Hearing Long Feiyu's words, Li Xueyan quickly saluted and said, "Uncle."

Hearing the voice, Long Qiang was stunned for a moment and suddenly smiled and said, "This is the fifth child, right? I met Xiao Jun on the way here just now and heard him talk about it, so I knew you were married again."

"Hehe, I made uncle laugh."

"What are you laughing at? I have no children. You are the hope of rejuvenating the family. After working in the officialdom for so many years, you only married five. You still have the face to speak."

Hearing Long Qiang's words, Yuan Hong poked his head over and said, "Grandpa, then you said that my father has married five, and he always hopes that our generation will be better than the previous generation. Do we all have to marry each other?" There are more than a dozen daughters-in-law, or you will be compared by your father."

"That's natural, but let's talk about it first, don't be as shameful as your father when you marry a daughter-in-law. As a man, you have to take on the responsibility of supporting the family. Your father has always spent the salary of your mother and your third mother. You don't want that." Follow along. Otherwise, our Long family will lose everyone."

Long Qiang's words made Long Feiyu blush and said: "My father is in the living room, let them carry the things in, I will go and find someone to prepare the things needed for the banquet."

"You need to prepare more materials. If there are not enough materials, I will contact the merchants in Chang'an to send them as soon as possible. Your father made a big mess this time. I heard that he prepared two thousand tables for everyone. Isn't this a joke. "

"It has been corrected. I went to someone to get tens of thousands of sheep and held a bonfire party on the beach of the Weihe River. I brought some home-made snacks and we provided some ingredients for everyone to bake and do it by themselves. The mansion prepared a One hundred seats are enough."

"It's so new, I guess there will be no one in the mansion at that time, and they will all go to the Weihe stall to play. This discussion is good, but how do you think about the congratulatory gift?"

"I'll let everyone tell each other in advance that celebrating a big birthday is just a way of getting a lottery. No congratulatory gifts are allowed, otherwise it will be messed up."

"It's right to do this, don't let people think that our Long family is taking the opportunity to make money under the guise of having a big birthday."

"Yes, that's what I mean too. No, I have to get the sheep thing done as soon as possible. If there is no sheep, I will be dumbfounded in a few days."

"Go to that line, go, and carry the things in."

Seeing Long Qiang enter the courtyard, Long Feiyu walked towards Feifei and said, "Feifei, take Xueyan to familiarize yourself with the environment of the mansion and arrange a place for her."

"Live with me, live with me. Our aunt and nephew just have a heart-to-heart talk."

"Okay, don't make trouble. If you fall asleep, if you widen the bed by more than ten feet, you can roll out of bed. Let Xueyan live with you, I'm afraid she will fall asleep before she falls asleep." I was kicked onto the bed by you."

"Am I that overbearing?"

"Is there anything you don't know yourself? Ling'er's nose was almost broken by you, and you still dare to speak."

Hearing Long Feiyu pour out Li Zhen's faults like a few treasures, Li Xueyan, who was still a little hopeful, retreated instantly.

Seeing Sun Yun, Long Feiyu came again: "Sun Yun, where is the third child?"

"I was called to the Xiaoxiang Pavilion by the fourth brother, saying that I was going to fight those scholars today, so I asked him to help cheer them up."

"What? Everyone is busy celebrating grandpa's birthday, but he ran off to play. Where's the eldest brother?"

"Big Brother and Marshal Su went to the Ministry of War early in the morning, so they won't come back." Sun Yun replied while pointing at the two who came from Lianzhang.

Seeing the two of them, Long Feiyu walked over with Li Shouyi.Seeing Long Feiyu, Su Dingfang hurriedly saluted. Seeing Su Dingfang's respectful expression, Long Feiyu waved his hands and said, "How is the situation between Tubo and Gaochang?"

"The Tubo army is retreating, and King Gaochang is dead."

"How did you die?"

"I don't know yet, Yuan Peng's army has not reached Gaochang yet."

"Oh, are you two still busy now?"

"No, what's the Marshal's order?"

"In a few days, I'm going to entertain the whole of Chang'an. I heard that those bastards are holding a civil and military conference in Xiaoxiang Pavilion. After a while, the two of you will take them up to the beach of the Wei River to find a venue that can accommodate more than 20 people for a bonfire party. You can't arrange the site in the fields of other people. It is arranged along the river bank with the most economical resources, so that the people in the eastern suburbs are the closest to the eastern suburbs, and the people in the southern suburbs are the closest to the southern suburbs. You are all commanders. Is it nothing to say?"

"It's not a big deal, but it's a little difficult to handle. We are in command of the army, and orders are prohibited. If it doesn't work, we will beheaded, but these are ordinary people. We can't just chop them off just because they don't follow our advice, right?"

"This matter is easy to handle. Isn't there Liu Zhenbei, Zhang Yuan and Xiao Jun? These three people are the concrete implementers of our immigration. You serve as the marshal and let them handle the following matters for the future. I No matter how you deal with it, after five days I have to let all the people in Chang'an City have a place to stay, you have no problem, right?"

"I try my best."

"Do your best? Well, I won't make it difficult for you. When the time comes, you really can't speak up as soon as possible." After finishing speaking, Long Feiyu said, "Let's go, let's go to Xiaoxiang Pavilion and see what these scumbags are doing."

As soon as the group of four approached Xiaoxiang Pavilion, they heard bursts of laughter inside.As soon as he approached, a steamed bun flew out from the window on the second floor and hit Long Feiyu head-on.

Looking at the steamed buns, Long Feiyu looked up, bent down to pick up the steamed buns, and walked straight towards Xiaoxiang Pavilion.Those who were familiar with him knew that the group of people upstairs were going to be in trouble. At the beginning, Long Feiyu just wanted them to help, but now he was angry.

As soon as they went upstairs, several people were shocked by the lively scene here.On one side sat a group of literati, and on the other side sat a group of generals dressed like monsters, and there were also some princesses and princes and young ladies and sons from rich families.

At this time, they are not reciting poems against each other, but are engaged in a unique battle.A group of people each stick to a position.There is a buffer zone in the middle next to the stairs.

There are some steamed buns packed in frames around them, and they are having a steamed bun smashing contest.It is undeniable that steamed buns can't kill people. This not only takes care of warriors who can't write poetry, but also makes it fun for people who are unique in poetry.In this way, they started a big battle with steamed buns.

Just as Long Feiyu and the others went upstairs, they attracted the attention of a group of people.There was a short pause in the originally lively crowd, looking at the thick battlefield piled up with steamed buns on the ground, Long Feiyu bent down and randomly picked up a few, and handed them to Su Dingfang and the others; Shall we eat? Try it."

The three of them looked at Long Feiyu suspiciously, not knowing what he meant.But Long Feiyu picked up a steamed bun and bit it down, saying to himself: "These steamed buns are much more delicious than the grass roots and mice in Hexi."

Hearing his words, the three of them also took a steamed bun and ate it.Few of the literati upstairs knew Long Feiyu, but quite a few of the princes knew him, and those generals who could sit here were almost all famous.Almost no one knows him.

Seeing Long Feiyu pick up the steamed buns and eat them, a group of people stood up with a whoosh.No one dared to continue to sit there and have fun, and a rich girl who didn't know the situation shouted: "Hey, you guys don't hurry up and leave, those warriors have no brains, seeing you eat their weapons, I'm afraid they will die in a while." Angry."

Long Feiyu smacked his lips, like sweeping away those generals, they all lowered their heads tactfully.I accidentally saw the murals and inscriptions on the wall, and said with a smile: "There are so many literati writing inscriptions here. Although I am not as knowledgeable as them, I am ugly here. Whoever has pens and inks, bring them here."

"Here." Li Tai, who wanted to continue this opportunity to meet these military leaders, twisted his trembling body, picked up his pen and ink, and quickly got down from his seat.

Long Feiyu was also polite, and reached out to take the pen and ink and began to draw on the wall.After a while, a pair of plowing maps on a moonlit night appeared on the wall, and then an old farmer was hoeing the field in the scorching sun with a hoe on his shoulders, and after a while, plowing maps that seemed to tell the farmers' hardships and bitterness appeared on the wall.

Immediately afterwards, Long Feiyu began to inscribe poems on those pictures, "The rain is full and the fields are white, and the fields are plowed in the middle of the night. People and cattle are exhausted, and the east is still unknown. Sprinkle thousands of grains of millet and plant the hunger in the stomach. May the harvest be good, Only then can the salary and tax be paid.

In the sun, I was busy weeding with a hoe, and I still didn't feel the sweat falling on the field.Suddenly hearing the news of the victory at the frontier pass, he bent his body and straightened his waist.It is hard to swallow the millet in the mouth, and the children of the border pass still eat it.

The fields of thousands of miles are yellow, and the old farmers are so happy that they are busy working in warehouses.The warehouses were raised and the fields were settled to pay the grain, and the spare straw was piled up into the wall.

It is said that celebrities are romantic people, and they comment on the current political theory of the world.The wine and meat stinks from the thousands of gold, and no one cares about the dead bones on the side of the road.If you have the courage to weigh the world, why not go out for a walk.Sit down and talk at length, nothing is better than a walking corpse misleading the national language. "

The face slap is coming, this is everyone's first feeling.The first one is about the old farmer plowing the fields hungry in the middle of the night, hoping that the harvest in the coming year will be better and that the imperial court's taxes will be returned.

The second song is about an old farmer wielding a hoe to plow the field under the scorching sun. He didn't even feel his sweat. When he heard the good news from the border, he straightened his waist. This is the dignity of the nation.After taking a bite of the meal, he suddenly found it hard to swallow. The soldiers who were fighting bloody battles at the border hadn't eaten yet, and he kept it for them as rations.

The third song describes how the common people happily built granaries during the harvest and prepared to store them.As a result, the tax collectors came and took away the grain and left some straw, which shows how sad their lives are.

The fourth song is to criticize those so-called celebrities, chatting about the world, squandering food, there are starved bones on the roadside and no one cares, but they are commenting on the good and bad of the people in the world. If you have the courage to go out and seek some benefits for the people in the world, Don't talk like a walking dead and misuse the country, and don't do business.

(End of this chapter)