I'm dead in all worlds

Chapter 333 Monks and Taoists

"Brother Wang Han is really good, he caught this smelly monk in a few strokes." Seeing that Wang Han grabbed the old monk with his backhand in a few strokes, the four-eyed Taoist praised happily.Then he stared at the old monk viciously, and said, "Smelly monk, I see how you can stand up today, and dare to beat my apprentice."

"Who are you? Let go of my master." The angry girl saw that the old monk was caught by the backhand a few times, and she didn't care about being angry, and said quickly. (She was just taken in as an apprentice by the old monk and brought here, so she doesn't know the four-eyed Taoist.)
"Amitabha, benefactor, if you have anything to say, let me speak." The old monk uttered the Buddha's name and said to Wang Han.

"Okay." Wang Han nodded and said, he really let go of the monk.

"Oh, Wang Han, don't let go." Seeing this, Taoist Simu said eagerly.An opportunity that was finally found.

"It's okay, you can catch it again if you let it go." Wang Han said to the four-eyed Taoist with a smile, and then asked the old monk: "Can you tell me why you want to hit the disciple of the Taoist friend?"

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"The thing is like this, I wanted to introduce my apprentice Qingqing to Jiale today, but Jiale was mischievous and took advantage of my apprentice inadvertently, in order to calm Qingqing down." The old monk began to tell the whole story. Wang Han and Taoist Four Eyes.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Jia Le planned to run away quietly, but was stared at by the four-eyed Taoist, so he could only stay where he was.

"Okay, brat, come back with me and see how I deal with you." After the old monk's explanation, knowing that his apprentice Jia Le took advantage of other female apprentices, Simu was ashamed to stay at the old monk's house. Pulling the family's ears, he dragged the family out.

"What an offense just now." Wang Han said to the old monk, and hurriedly followed him out.

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"Stinky boy, you are very brave, dare to take advantage of others?" Back home, Simu Dao's popularity did not hit the same place, and after letting go of Jiale, he began to look for sticks. Embarrassment in front of you.

"Master, I was wrong." Seeing this, Jia Le quickly squatted on the ground with her hands pinching her ears.

"Fellow Daoist put out the fire, listen to what the monk said, Jiale didn't do it on purpose." Wang Han persuaded.

Jia Le glanced at Wang Han gratefully.

"Am I angry that he took advantage of other girls?" Hearing this, Taoist Four Eyes said in an atmosphere: "I'm angry that he is so close to the old monk. Don't you know that his master and the old monk are deadly enemies?"

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Jiale and Simu were stunned at the same time when they heard the words.

"Master, calm down, don't hurt your old man's hand, just let this brother beat me up." Jia Le said quickly, thinking that Wang Han wanted to be like an old monk, pretending to beat himself up, and wait for the master to die Just fine.

"Don't..." Simu hurriedly stopped and said, "Natural zombies can be beaten to pieces by you, but my apprentice's small body can't resist your punch."

After that, Simu stopped looking for the stick, and kicked Jiale's ass, and scolded: "What brother, he is my brother's friend and my friend, hurry up and call him master."

"Ah." Jia Le was stunned for a moment.Looking at Wang Han who is younger than himself.

"Ah what, hurry up and call Master." The four-eyed Taoist stared.

"Master." Jia Le called out immediately.

"Wang Han, this is my unsatisfactory apprentice, Jia Le, I made you laugh today." Taoist Simu said to Wang Han, then kicked Jia Le's ass, and shouted: "Don't go make tea, give me I'll make the best tea here, and cook for me after making the tea, and make it richer."

"Yes, master." Hearing this, Jia Le hurriedly rubbed her buttocks to make tea. 'Why did the master ask me to call this young man named Wang Han the master? He doesn't look as old as me, but his kung fu is really powerful. '

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At noon, after guessing that Taoist Simu's anger had subsided, the old monk brought his female apprentice to Taoist Simu's house, so as to get acquainted with Wang Han.

Seeing the old monk and Qingqing coming from the next door, Jiale quickly ran out of the kitchen, and greeted them attentively: "Master, Qingqing, come in and sit down."

"Qingqing, hurry up and meet the Taoist priest." After the three of them entered the room, the old monk stretched out his palm to signal Qingqing to look at the four-eyed Taoist, and introduced to Qingqing.

"Master Dao." Qingqing hurriedly called out obediently.

"En." The four-eyed Taoist responded with a nasal voice.

Qingqing asked the old monk in a low voice: "Master, is he the Taoist priest with four eyes that you often mention to me?"

"Yes." The old monk who looked at Wang Han responded, but did not react.

"What are you talking about?" Hearing this, his eyes widened.

Seeing this, the old monk quickly turned his back on the four-eyed Taoist and winked at Qingqing.

Qingqing rolled her eyes and said quickly: "Master said that you are kind-hearted and upright. You have slain demons and eliminated demons all your life. You would rather kill your mistakes than let them go. You are considerate of your apprentices. Even if you do something wrong, you neither beat nor scold. I'll say I love you to death."

"Master, he speaks so vividly." Jia Le said to Taoist Four Eyes in agreement.The master often said that he loves himself to death, but the result is that he has no good results every time.

Wang Han was amused in his heart, this joy was so difficult that he didn't see it, Qingqing was praising the Taoist with four eyes, but secretly said that the Taoist with four eyes was mean, he didn't care about human feelings at all in killing demons and demons, he would rather kill Wrong good people will not let go of monsters, and they often beat and scold their apprentices, and dare to speak vividly to the four-eyed Taoist.

"En." The four-eyed Taoist glared at Jia Le, who immediately shut up and bowed his head.

Qingqing continued: "Master also said that meeting you is like reuniting brothers."

"What is it like to meet again?" Taoist Four Eyes asked angrily. He and the old monk have some kind of brother reunion, and the meeting of enemies is almost the same.

Qingqing said with a smile: "The reunion is like a lifetime away, full of sorrow and joy, relatively speechless."

The old monk agreed very much. "Yes, I have nothing to say when I look at him."

"You are dumb." Taoist Simu scolded the old monk, and said to Qingqing angrily, "You are cute and cute."

"Master, you haven't introduced your friend to Master yet." Seeing that the situation was getting worse, Jia Le hurriedly said.

"There are guests here today, so it's not good for you to care about." Taoist Simu looked at the old monk and said, and then introduced to Wang Han: "Wang Han, let me introduce to you, this smelly monk is Yixiu. OK."

"Monk smelly, this is Wang Han, a friend of Senior Brother Ying (Ninth Uncle) and I." Taoist Simu said to Monk Yixiu, "Don't underestimate him because he is young, he is truly knowledgeable and talented. And I can watch the stars, my martial arts are also very powerful, beating you is like pinching a chicken, and my Taoism is also very good, it takes me a minute to clean you up."

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'Is it necessary to compare, and is it so exaggerated? Monk Yixiu, Jiale, and Qingqing, the three of them were heartbroken by the introduction of Taoist Simu.

"Amitabha." Monk Yixiu proclaimed the Buddha's name to Wang Han, and said to Wang Han: "Since the benefactor is a friend of Uncle Jiu, he is also my friend. He is so outstanding at a young age, and the poor monk admires him."

"Master Yixiu, thank you." Wang Han said with a smile: "It's just some leisure hobbies. It's not as good as the master and Taoist brothers who specialize in Buddhism and Taoism. The master can call me Wang Han. Regarding the theory of Buddhist magic, I have I am also a little curious, and I hope to communicate with the master in the future."

"Wang Han, I'm too modest. You can just call me Yixiu monk. I usually don't have much work, so I can communicate with you at any time." Master Yixiu said.I thought it would be great if my neighbor was Wang Han instead of the four-eyed Taoist.

The four-eyed Taoist also said: "That's right, Wang Han, why are you being modest with the old monk? That's the truth."

"Wang Han, this is my disciple Qingqing." The old monk introduced to Wang Han, and then said to Qingqing: "Qingqing, see Taoist Master Wang Han."

"Master Daoist." Qingqing hurriedly shouted obediently.

After introducing each other, Si Mu said to Jia Le: "Jia Le, hurry up and cook."

"Yes, master." Jia Le hurried out.

"Qingqing, you go and help too." Monk Yixiu also said to Qingqing.

Perhaps because of the presence of Wang Han, the Taoist with four eyes did not confront Monk Yixiu when drinking tea and eating. Taoist with four eyes did not target Monk Yixiu. , I finished my meal in peace.

"Fellow Taoist and Monk Yixiu seem to be at odds." After Monk Yixiu left, Wang Han asked the Taoist with four eyes: "Is there any festival between you?"

Jia Le couldn't help listening carefully, he only knew that the master disliked Master Yixiu very much, but he really didn't know the reason.

"It's a big holiday." Hearing Wang Han's question, Taoist Simu said without hesitation: "This stinky monk recites sutras every morning and evening, disturbing people to sleep at night and waking people to sleep in the daytime. It is really annoying and unbearable. .”

"Monk chanting scriptures." Hearing this, Wang Han was taken aback for a moment, thinking of Tang Monk on TV before, and seeing the four-eyed Taoist, he couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic.Being neighbors with monks is not enough if you don't want to have some Buddha nature.

"Master, why don't you move? It would be better if you move a little farther away, and it would be better if you didn't repair the house next to each other when you built the house." Hearing this, Jia Le asked strangely.Since it is unbearable, why not move farther away.

Four eyes glared at Jiale.This is a treasure.

"Since Fellow Daoist finds it annoying, why did you let Monk Yixiu be your neighbor?" Wang Han asked curiously.

"Ah!" Hearing the words, the four-eyed Taoist sighed, "I think, but I found this place with the smelly monk, so there is no way."

"Master, isn't this fate?" Jia Le hurriedly said, just like Qingqing and him, it was fate.

"Fellow Daoist, this is really a bad fate. Fellow Daoist is destined to be in such a catastrophe." Wang Han shook his head and said, "But luck and misfortune depend on each other, so you don't have to worry about it. Maybe you will find the benefits at some point."

(End of this chapter)