The big demon Sun Wukong

Chapter 522 Chapter 510 Three This is Journey to the West

"You are finally here, Tang Sanzang." Sun Wukong plucked his ears and said leisurely.

At the entrance of the cave, there was a figure standing there.

"How did you know I would come?" The figure gradually approached, it was a white and fat monk.

"I thought it would be a beautiful monkey, but I didn't expect it to be a bald man without hair." Sun Wukong continued to pick his ears with an embroidery needle, which seemed to be his golden cudgel.

"You are dissatisfied with me, and I am dissatisfied with you. Look at you, you are all hairy." Tang Seng sat down on the stone bench and stared at Monkey King.

"You don't understand, it's handsome, that's what our female monkeys in Huaguo Mountain say." Sun Wukong still said leisurely.

"But the outside world calls this non-mainstream and killing Matt."

"Fart, it's because they don't understand art." Sun Wukong paused and said, "Our female monkeys in Huaguo Mountain don't know how much they admire me."

Tang Seng stared at Monkey King with his neck tilted and said, "Let's get down to business."

"Isn't what we've been talking about serious?"

"Now there are two monsters outside who want to eat me, and only you can help me." Tang Seng looked at the entrance of the cave and said worriedly.

"I'm a monster too, hehehe..." Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and sneered.

Tang Seng stared at Monkey King for a long time and said, "But you won't hurt me."

"Why?" Sun Wukong was a little puzzled and asked suspiciously.

"Because you want to get out of this damn place."

Sun Wukong smiled.

Tang Seng thought that Monkey King had compromised, but Monkey King said again: "This place is very good, I don't want to leave."

This time it was Tang Seng's turn to be puzzled.

"Why? Isn't this the punishment given to you by the Tathagata?" Tang Seng was eager to figure out this problem, because he knew that if Monkey King didn't help, he would die today.

"Because I feel very comfortable here. I eat and sleep, and I don't have to call all day long. It's not like you are worried about your life." Monkey King finally finished digging out his ears, but then he fell from his arms again. I took out a chicken leg to eat.

Tang Seng watched Sun Wukong eat, swallowed, and fixed his eyes on the chicken leg.

"Do you want to eat?" Sun Wukong asked.

"No, monks can't violate the precepts." Tang Seng closed his eyes.

"But you didn't violate the precept against meat, but you violated the precept against anger." Sun Wukong said while looking at Tang Seng while eating.

"Then what should I do?" Tang Seng asked.

Monkey King didn't say anything, just took out another chicken leg from his bosom and threw it to Tang Seng, saying: "There is no difference between violating one precept and violating two precepts. Since this is the case, it's better to be a stuffed ghost, hehehe..."

Tang Seng stared at the chicken leg, and wanted to go up to pick it up, but his foot slipped and he threw a big horse.

"It's really funny." Sun Wukong said.

"Why is this damn floor so slippery!" Tang Seng cursed, picked up the dusty chicken leg and started to eat.

"Eat it, eat it, if you don't eat your life, you will die." Monkey King said.

Tang Seng stopped, looked at Monkey King and said, "Shall we discuss it?"

"Discuss what?"

"You save my life, I will let you go from here." Tang Seng said.

"I think it's very good here, and what if your words don't count?" Sun Wukong wiped his greasy hands on his body and asked.

"I'm a monk, so I won't lie."

"But you have violated the precept of anger just now, haven't you?"

"..." Tang Seng didn't speak any more, but he thought in his heart: Damn monkey, he is so cunning.

Monkey King smiled sinisterly, stared at Tang Seng and said, "I forgot to tell you, I can read minds."

"Okay, as if I didn't say anything just now, let's continue the topic of saving me." Tang Seng said.

"What reason do I have to save you, or what benefits do I have?"

"I can let you out of here and set you free."

Sun Wukong lowered his face.

"Baldy, you talk a lot of nonsense. I said it's fine here and I don't want to go out. Besides, I'm free here." Monkey King said impatiently.

"Monkey, do you really feel free here?" Tang Seng asked.

"Isn't it? I can do whatever I want here."

"Then can you go outside?" Tang Seng asked.

"Why do you want to go out and be chased by goblins like you?" Monkey King yawned, as if he had no interest in Tang Seng's topic.

Tang Seng also laughed.

"Since you said so, then I'm leaving." Tang Seng stood up from the stone bench, patted the ashes on his buttocks, and planned to leave.

Sun Wukong panicked.

He wants to go out.

Yes, he wanted to get out very badly.

He didn't want to be trapped in Wuzhi Mountain forever and become a prisoner of the Tathagata Buddha.

He was not convinced, not convinced by the Tathagata Buddha, because he always believed that the Tathagata did not keep his promise, and if he really fought with the Tathagata, he would not necessarily lose.

So he needs an opportunity, and now, this opportunity has arrived, it is Tang Seng.

Only Tang Seng can let him go out, and only by going out can he give it another go.

So the moment Tang Seng said he was going to leave, he panicked and wanted to speak in a hurry.

"Roar!" There was a roaring cry from the entrance of the cave.

Sun Wukong laughed again.

Because he saw Tang Seng retreating.

In fact, Tang Seng thought the same way. He hoped that Monkey King would beg him, so that he could pay the least and gain the most. It's a pity that the two goblins who wanted to eat him came too early.

"Bastard, you came so early!" Tang Seng sat down on the stone bench again, cursing.

"Why are you back?" Sun Wukong said, "Didn't you say you were leaving?"

Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong, he didn't dare to say it, and he didn't dare to think about it in his heart, because he knew that Monkey King had the ability to read minds.

"Roar!" Another hoarse sound came from the entrance of the cave.

"It's really noisy outside, what do you think?" Tang Seng said to Wukong, wanting to ease the atmosphere.

"I think the sound is beautiful, don't you?" Sun Wukong said.

Tang Seng stood up, took a few steps back, turned his back to Sun Wukong and thought: Damn monkey, what are you pretending to be!

Sun Wukong also jumped down from the stone bench, holding the golden cudgel in his hand, and said with a cold smile, "My mind-reading skills have no limits."

"Damn it!" Tang Seng cursed loudly, he was already driven crazy by the monkey in front of him.

"What's wrong?" Sun Wukong asked with a smile on his face.

Tang Seng just shook his head vigorously.

When he came, Tang Seng thought up a set of seamless and perfect phrases, he firmly believed that he could persuade Monkey King [-]%, but later, he found that he was wrong, it was a mess, because Monkey King didn't play cards according to common sense at all!

"What's wrong?" Sun Wukong asked.

Tang Seng lost his mind and said: "I was just wondering which direction in this cave is better for Feng Shui."

"The entrance to the cave is the best, you can go there." Sun Wukong said with a smile.

Tang Seng glanced at Monkey King and walked towards the entrance of the cave.

Sun Wukong's eyes widened, looking incredible.

Is Tang Seng really going to die?
If he really died, what should I do?
It has been 500 years, and I don't want to be trapped in Wuzhishan anymore, this place is already driving me crazy.

"No!" Sun Wukong roared.

"Boom!" There was a loud noise from the entrance of the cave, covering Monkey King's voice.

The next moment, a heat wave hit from the door.

But Tang Seng miraculously stepped aside.

"This bald man did it on purpose." Monkey King thought to himself.

"Hey, it hurts me to death." Tang Seng said angrily, rubbing his buttocks.

Monkey King walked up to him, knelt down and said, "Hmph, our deal is concluded. I'll clean up those two goblins for you. Let me out."

Tang Seng laughed again, because he was right and won the bet.

"Okay," Tang Seng immediately agreed.

"But how can I help you if I can't get out?" Sun Wukong looked at the entrance of the cave and asked in difficulty.

"This thing." Tang Seng said, and then took out a diamond band from his arms, handed it to Monkey King and said, "Put it on, and you can go out."

Monkey King took the tight hoop from Tang Seng's hand, and looked at it in front of his eyes, the tight hoop glowed with folds.

"It is gold that always shines, even in this dim illusion." Sun Wukong said.

"I guess it's gilded." Tang Seng replied.

Monkey King scratched his head, and a monkey hair slowly fell from his head.

"It seems that your hair quality is not very good." Tang Seng said again, "I suggest you change to a different shampoo."

"Maybe." Sun Wukong smiled, "If you wear it, you can go out, right?"

"Yes, wear it and you have everything, including freedom."

Sun Wukong didn't even think about it, he put the tight band on his head.

"Does it look good?" Sun Wukong asked.

"To be honest, it's quite ugly." Tang Seng said bluntly.

"I think so too, but at least I'm free." Sun Wukong said, "Next, it's time to fulfill the promise."

Tang Seng remained silent, looking at Monkey King with a smile on his face.

Monkey King walked slowly towards the door, and stopped when he was one step away from the entrance of the cave, hesitating.

"Are you afraid that I will lie to you, or are you afraid of the two goblins outside?" Tang Seng asked.

Sun Wukong turned his head and said with a sinister smile: "Hehehe... I was just thinking about how to go out to be more handsome."

"Roar!" came the third roar from outside.

Sun Wukong took that step slowly, appearing cautious.

Yes, Monkey King is scared.

He had tried thousands of times to walk out of this door, but only more severe punishments greeted him.

Therefore, he hesitated in his heart, but he still wanted to gamble once. As long as he could step out, he would have a chance to fight the Tathagata. Unfortunately, he finally found out that he was so ridiculously stupid.

Just one step made him feel like walking from the end of the world to the cape of the sea. When his feet stepped on the ground outside the cave, his expression was still so dull.

"Did I really come out?" Sun Wukong looked at the scene outside stupidly, the blue sky and white clouds, singing and dancing, it was already spring. "I really came out, hahaha..." Sun Wukong yelled like crazy.

"500 years, 500 years, this is the first time I have stepped out into the outside world!" Sun Wukong turned to Tang Seng and said, "Do you know what this means?"

"what?"

Monkey King laughed coldly: "It means that Monkey King, who made all the gods and Buddhas in the sky frightened, will come back again."

Tang Seng shivered.

He didn't know if it was right to bet everything on this monkey, even though Guanyin told him that the tight hoop could restrain Sun Wukong.

"Roar!" came another irritable voice.

"What dares to act wild in front of the old grandson!" Sun Wukong looked over, and it was a pig demon.

"Little monkey, I advise you not to meddle in other people's business, what the uncle wants is the fat monk behind you." The pig demon said.

"Bah, you're fat. I said it's because the cassock is too fat." Tang Seng said angrily.

No one cares about him.

"Huh~" Sun Wukong stretched his waist, looked at the pig demon and said, "Old Sun has a deal today."

"Little monkey, what do you mean, where did the business come from?" the pig demon asked.

"Hehehe, I'll catch you and buy you in the market." Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes and looked at the pig demon, as if to see which piece of meat on him was more valuable.

"I'm so pissed off, what a little monkey who doesn't know good and bad, if there is a way to heaven, you don't go, but if there is no way to hell, you come and vote. Today you messed with me, I will use you to make a monkey skin to wear! "The pig demon said angrily.

"The clothes made of monkey skin are very uncomfortable to wear." Tang Seng said again.

Still no one cares about him.

"That one over there, come out, the mosquito bites you must be very uncomfortable." Monkey King said to the grass beside him.

Not long after, a big man came out.

"Yeah, the mosquito inside is really poisonous!" The big man scratched the pimple on his face bitten by the mosquito and said to the pig demon: "Next time I will call, you sneak attack in the grass!"

"Fuck you, I'm your boss, you have to listen to me." The pig demon cursed at the big man.

"Hey, why does the boss do easy work!" The big man also scolded.

"Dare to talk back to me, see if I don't hit you!" The pig demon rushed up, and wrestled with the big man before he could speak.

Sun Wukong said impatiently: "Please don't ignore me, please?"

"You finally understand how I feel." Tang Seng said to Monkey King.

But still no one paid him any attention.

"Bastard!" Tang Seng cursed and sat down on the ground.

The pig demon and the big man were tired from fighting, and they also slumped on the ground.

"You guys are done, now it's my turn?" Sun Wukong said gloomyly.

Both the pig demon and the big man looked at Monkey King with curiosity in their eyes.

After a while, both the pig demon and the big man stood up and ran towards Monkey King excitedly.Before Sun Wukong could react, he hugged him and began to cry.

"It's really you, brother." The pig demon hugged the frail Monkey King, crying like thunder.

"Long time no see." The big man couldn't hug Monkey King, so he hugged the pig demon, crying like a mosquito.

Sun Wukong looked at them, frowned and said, "You guys stained my clothes, and, who are you?"

Tang Seng said: "Am I watching an ethics drama? How come I started to recognize relatives?"

Still no one paid attention to him.

"I, Canopy, is the most handsome one in Tiangong." The pig demon said while crying.

"No way, the canopy is very handsome, dude, you look too sorry for the audience, how do you look like a canopy?" Sun Wukong said contemptuously.

"I'm also very handsome now!" The pig demon paused and said, "I was cast into a pig's womb because of that bastard Jade Emperor who accidentally threw me into the animal realm. You don't know how hard it was for me..."

Sun Wukong looked at the big man and said, "Brother, who are you?"

"I'm a roller blind."

"I don't know." Sun Wukong shook his head.

"You didn't know me in the first place." The big man shrugged.

"Then why are you crying while holding me?" Sun Wukong's face became even more gloomy.

"I just don't want to stand there stupidly and be as embarrassed as that fat monk over there." The big man said.

"Oh..." Sun Wukong looked at him helplessly. "Let go of me, I'm feeling bad."

"Okay, okay..." The pig demon and the big man immediately let go of Monkey King.

Monkey King asked: "Why do you want to eat him?"

"When did we say we were going to eat him?" the two asked together.

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng with doubts in his eyes.

"Then why are you chasing him?" Sun Wukong asked again.

"We want to worship him as a teacher." The two replied again.

Monkey King looked at Tang Seng again and said, "They said they wanted to worship you as their teacher, not to eat you."

"Fart, have you ever seen two goblins with big arms, round waists and strong figures want to worship me, an ordinary person, as their master?"

"No, I think you are very unusual." Monkey King said.

"Isn't that common?" Tang Seng asked.

"At least you are fat, have a bad personality, are greedy, stupid, and have no hair yet." Monkey King said again.

"Fuck you, I'm not moldy, what kind of hair do I grow!" Tang Seng cursed at Monkey King.

"You dare to scold me?" Sun Wukong stared at Tang Seng, "Aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"

Tang Seng swallowed, stepped back and said, "It's easy to discuss again, don't use knives or guns, we are all civilized people."

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and sneered: "But I'm not human."

　The normal update will start tomorrow, and more content will be added to compensate for these three days.I just moved to Changsha today, and I don’t have internet yet. Sanzang remembers everyone’s understanding.The following content will be more exciting.These contents are copied by me, not my original, hereby declare.

　　Just take it as my leave, everyone, Sanzang, thank you very much.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)