Daming daddy
Chapter 6 The Plan Begins
Chapter 6 The Plan Begins
"Who is it outside? The ghosts are crying and howling at night, and they keep people from sleeping!"
"Yeah, why howling, if you don't sleep, someone else will sleep! Really."
"What kind of quality! Then I will throw you to a random graveyard outside the city!"
The cursing voices of the guests woke up Wei Ming and Li Niu from the shock.Wei Ming gave Li Niu a hard slap, and signaled the guy to run away with a wink.Li Niu nodded belatedly, and each of them took a ladle to block their key parts, and ran away in a hurry.
"What's going on?" At this time, another middle-aged man came out of the room and said to the little girl who was still in shock.
"Ah, no, nothing." The little girl lowered her head and said weakly.She had already recognized those two people just now, they just moved here yesterday.And she was the one who received him when he first arrived.Especially firewood.Originally, the boss did not agree.But seeing Li Niu's pitiful words, the little girl said a few nice words in front of the boss, which made the matter happen.If the boss knows what happened today, why don't they drive them away again?The little girl was kind-hearted, but she couldn't do such a thing.
"It's okay, what's the name of the ghost, hurry up and get water and cook. The guests will have to eat later when they get up." The boss said angrily.Turning around and walking away, while walking, he was still muttering: "The ghost screaming in the middle of the night, what is it called, my little family business will be ruined by you sooner or later." As the boss drifted away, The audio and video became increasingly blurred.The little girl touched the breasts that had gradually developed, let out two breaths, glanced at the direction in which the two were fleeing, recalled the scene just now, blushed, and chuckled.He took another sip and said softly: "Shameless." Then he took the bucket and started fetching water, and the busy day began again.
"Oh my god, boss, I was really scared to death just now." Li Niu returned to the room and lay down on the haystack again, panting heavily.It seems that this guy is really scared enough.
"How does it feel to be watched by a little girl?" Wei Ming asked with his mouth twisted.While talking, he was arranging his clothes.Checked out what to bring.Well, in fact, I don’t have anything to bring with me. Except for 28 yuan and [-] cents, a second-hand mobile phone, half a pack of cigarettes, and a lighter, I have nothing else.Cigarettes are the top priority today.Whether it can be done or not depends on it.So Wei Ming deliberately took out the cigarettes and smoothed them out one by one.The turbulence of these days made the smoke on his body a little wrinkled.
"Ah, you said this, well, I have a numb feeling on my body, and my heart is itchy, like a cat scratching. And..."
"There's another fart!" Seeing that this guy was talking endlessly, Wei Ming gave him a kick.At this time, he had already packed his things, and said to Li Niu: "Okay, let's go quickly. We have to go early and find a suitable opportunity to get in. We went late, and those princes and nobles drank too much Well, then we have nothing to do. I don't want to sleep in this little shabby house all the time."
"Oh." Upon hearing this, Li Niu remembered that there are still important things to do today.A carp straightened up, tidied itself up, looked outside, and saw no one, then tiptoed out through the back door.I don't know who they are afraid of being discovered.Perhaps, here, no one particularly cares about them.
There is still a distance between the inn and the Prince Qin's Mansion.When they reached the gate of King Qin's Mansion, the sky was already pale.
"Come on, it seems that no one has come yet, let's eat something first." Wei Ming grabbed Li Niu's package with one hand, took out a piece of clothing from it, and put it on himself.Then he took out two pieces of cornbread from the inside, gave one to Li Niu, and started to gnaw on one himself.In his previous life, he only heard that it snowed in summer during the Ming Dynasty, but Wei Ming couldn't figure it out, how could it snow in summer?Did Dou E travel to the Ming Dynasty?But now it seems that this is really possible.Nima, it's June, okay? Why is it so cold?It is not an exaggeration to say that the end of the dynasty was the coldest time in 1000 years.
After the two of them finished eating, they had nothing to do. Wei Ming wanted to smoke a cigarette.But in the end, after thinking about it, forget it.These things are baby lumps, the capital of his fortune.If it's all gone, then there's nothing left.What do you use to do what you want to do!At this time, it was basically already bright, and pedestrians began to appear on the street.However, the gates of Prince Qin's Mansion were still closed.It seems that this guy is not a hardworking guy either.Overrated him.After idling for a while, feeling a little sleepy, he said to Li Niu: "Look at it, I'll squint for a while. The Qin Palace opened and called me." Then, he put a piece of clothing under his buttocks and covered his body. He took off a piece of clothing, leaned against a big tree, and stared.
"Oh." Li Niu was also quite sleepy.In fact, when I was working as a shop assistant in Ye Laixiang, my life was pretty good.Although the lives of the common people are not very good, the dignitaries will not miss a meal.Cosmetics of the wives of dignitaries and dignitaries are certainly not missing.Originally, that thing was a luxury item, and even in the peaceful years, few ordinary people came to patronize it.Even if the world is in chaos, it will not affect them much.Ever since I joined Wei Ming, I've been working from dawn to dusk all day long, and it's really tiring.After a while, there were snores from Wei Ming.It made Li Niu a little sleepy too.My heart said that I would squint for a while, and it would be fine if I didn't fall asleep.Unexpectedly, as soon as he closed his eyes, his eyes went dark, and the snoring sounded.He also cooperated well with Wei Ming.You and I will soon become a symphony.
This sleep is three poles in the sun.Wei Ming was still woken up by the bustling crowd.People who came by from time to time would point and point at the two of them.
"What time is this?" Wei Ming opened his sleepy eyes, but his consciousness has not yet come to him.He reached out and patted Li Niu behind him, and said, "Li Niu, when is this?"
"Ah!" Li Niu was shaken awake by Wei Ming, yawned, stretched, and then said in a daze, "I'm afraid it's almost noon."
"Oh, it's noon. Huh? No, ah!" Wei Ming jumped three feet high, startled Li Niu also jumped up.Li Niu also recalled it.Knowing that I might have done something wrong again.
"Damn, I told you to call me, but you fell asleep! What are you doing?" Wei Ming was so angry.How did I find such an unreliable person.His own plan was disrupted by him just like that.
"I'm sorry, boss." Li Niu was a little ashamed.He lowered his head not knowing what to say.
"That's enough, that's enough, don't talk about it." Wei Ming waved his hand, and didn't mean to go into it.It's noon, and at this time, Prince Qin's mansion should have already served dinner.From here, one could smell the aroma of wine and vegetables in Prince Qin's Mansion.If you want to sneak in and get away with it, it won't work.Even if Li Niu is scolded to death now, it won't help.Still think of other ways to come.
"Forget it, buddy, I'll do my best. At worst, I won't believe that I will sleep on the street in the future. When the Ming Dynasty comes, I, Wei Ming, can't even eat. Let's go!" Then, he pulled Li Niu and went straight to Qin The main entrance of the palace.
"Stop, what are you doing!" Far away, he was stopped by the guards of Prince Qin's Mansion.This is also within reason.The king of Qin is still a king no matter how you say it, so how could he be able to meet any kind of person?And today King Qin is having a big banquet for guests, if someone desperately goes in with a knife and chops up two or three, then the signboard of King Qin's mansion will be really ruined.
"My servant, Wei Ming, came here today to offer a treasure to His Royal Highness King Qin!" Wei Ming replied loudly.How loud that sound is.Wei Ming didn't place his hopes on this gatekeeper.It is reckoned that for such a person, in today's special situation, the big thing must be turned into a small, small thing.Let alone him, even if it is placed on Wei Ming's body.Putting Wei Ming in, even if it was a real treasure offering, King Qin was happy, and there was no need for him to be the gatekeeper.If Wei Ming plots to assassinate the King of Qin, then he, the gatekeeper, can't afford to walk around.In such a situation, a fool will let you in.
"Go, go, go! Go and stay where you are, dare to act wild in front of the Prince Qin's mansion, boy, you are tired of life!" The guard's thoughts were similar to Wei Ming's.In fact, most people who look at the door have this idea.In the past, when Wei Ming was in college, he worked part-time to earn money, and he also showed the gate to others, and he knew the truth of it.Seeing that no one seemed to come out, he quickly took out some money from his pocket, stuffed it quietly into the guard's hand, and said in a low voice, "Brother, please let me know, we really have treasures to offer." To the King of Qin. If the King of Qin is happy to see this treasure, wouldn’t it be a blessing for the whole of the King of Qin’s mansion? Besides, today is the day for the King of Qin to have a big banquet. Ah! When the time comes, you will be indispensable, big brother!"
"Then, you guys wait here, I'll report to you." Saying that, he ran in slickly.
(Brothers, come on! If the situation is good, there will be no problems in the third and fourth chapters)
(End of this chapter)
"Who is it outside? The ghosts are crying and howling at night, and they keep people from sleeping!"
"Yeah, why howling, if you don't sleep, someone else will sleep! Really."
"What kind of quality! Then I will throw you to a random graveyard outside the city!"
The cursing voices of the guests woke up Wei Ming and Li Niu from the shock.Wei Ming gave Li Niu a hard slap, and signaled the guy to run away with a wink.Li Niu nodded belatedly, and each of them took a ladle to block their key parts, and ran away in a hurry.
"What's going on?" At this time, another middle-aged man came out of the room and said to the little girl who was still in shock.
"Ah, no, nothing." The little girl lowered her head and said weakly.She had already recognized those two people just now, they just moved here yesterday.And she was the one who received him when he first arrived.Especially firewood.Originally, the boss did not agree.But seeing Li Niu's pitiful words, the little girl said a few nice words in front of the boss, which made the matter happen.If the boss knows what happened today, why don't they drive them away again?The little girl was kind-hearted, but she couldn't do such a thing.
"It's okay, what's the name of the ghost, hurry up and get water and cook. The guests will have to eat later when they get up." The boss said angrily.Turning around and walking away, while walking, he was still muttering: "The ghost screaming in the middle of the night, what is it called, my little family business will be ruined by you sooner or later." As the boss drifted away, The audio and video became increasingly blurred.The little girl touched the breasts that had gradually developed, let out two breaths, glanced at the direction in which the two were fleeing, recalled the scene just now, blushed, and chuckled.He took another sip and said softly: "Shameless." Then he took the bucket and started fetching water, and the busy day began again.
"Oh my god, boss, I was really scared to death just now." Li Niu returned to the room and lay down on the haystack again, panting heavily.It seems that this guy is really scared enough.
"How does it feel to be watched by a little girl?" Wei Ming asked with his mouth twisted.While talking, he was arranging his clothes.Checked out what to bring.Well, in fact, I don’t have anything to bring with me. Except for 28 yuan and [-] cents, a second-hand mobile phone, half a pack of cigarettes, and a lighter, I have nothing else.Cigarettes are the top priority today.Whether it can be done or not depends on it.So Wei Ming deliberately took out the cigarettes and smoothed them out one by one.The turbulence of these days made the smoke on his body a little wrinkled.
"Ah, you said this, well, I have a numb feeling on my body, and my heart is itchy, like a cat scratching. And..."
"There's another fart!" Seeing that this guy was talking endlessly, Wei Ming gave him a kick.At this time, he had already packed his things, and said to Li Niu: "Okay, let's go quickly. We have to go early and find a suitable opportunity to get in. We went late, and those princes and nobles drank too much Well, then we have nothing to do. I don't want to sleep in this little shabby house all the time."
"Oh." Upon hearing this, Li Niu remembered that there are still important things to do today.A carp straightened up, tidied itself up, looked outside, and saw no one, then tiptoed out through the back door.I don't know who they are afraid of being discovered.Perhaps, here, no one particularly cares about them.
There is still a distance between the inn and the Prince Qin's Mansion.When they reached the gate of King Qin's Mansion, the sky was already pale.
"Come on, it seems that no one has come yet, let's eat something first." Wei Ming grabbed Li Niu's package with one hand, took out a piece of clothing from it, and put it on himself.Then he took out two pieces of cornbread from the inside, gave one to Li Niu, and started to gnaw on one himself.In his previous life, he only heard that it snowed in summer during the Ming Dynasty, but Wei Ming couldn't figure it out, how could it snow in summer?Did Dou E travel to the Ming Dynasty?But now it seems that this is really possible.Nima, it's June, okay? Why is it so cold?It is not an exaggeration to say that the end of the dynasty was the coldest time in 1000 years.
After the two of them finished eating, they had nothing to do. Wei Ming wanted to smoke a cigarette.But in the end, after thinking about it, forget it.These things are baby lumps, the capital of his fortune.If it's all gone, then there's nothing left.What do you use to do what you want to do!At this time, it was basically already bright, and pedestrians began to appear on the street.However, the gates of Prince Qin's Mansion were still closed.It seems that this guy is not a hardworking guy either.Overrated him.After idling for a while, feeling a little sleepy, he said to Li Niu: "Look at it, I'll squint for a while. The Qin Palace opened and called me." Then, he put a piece of clothing under his buttocks and covered his body. He took off a piece of clothing, leaned against a big tree, and stared.
"Oh." Li Niu was also quite sleepy.In fact, when I was working as a shop assistant in Ye Laixiang, my life was pretty good.Although the lives of the common people are not very good, the dignitaries will not miss a meal.Cosmetics of the wives of dignitaries and dignitaries are certainly not missing.Originally, that thing was a luxury item, and even in the peaceful years, few ordinary people came to patronize it.Even if the world is in chaos, it will not affect them much.Ever since I joined Wei Ming, I've been working from dawn to dusk all day long, and it's really tiring.After a while, there were snores from Wei Ming.It made Li Niu a little sleepy too.My heart said that I would squint for a while, and it would be fine if I didn't fall asleep.Unexpectedly, as soon as he closed his eyes, his eyes went dark, and the snoring sounded.He also cooperated well with Wei Ming.You and I will soon become a symphony.
This sleep is three poles in the sun.Wei Ming was still woken up by the bustling crowd.People who came by from time to time would point and point at the two of them.
"What time is this?" Wei Ming opened his sleepy eyes, but his consciousness has not yet come to him.He reached out and patted Li Niu behind him, and said, "Li Niu, when is this?"
"Ah!" Li Niu was shaken awake by Wei Ming, yawned, stretched, and then said in a daze, "I'm afraid it's almost noon."
"Oh, it's noon. Huh? No, ah!" Wei Ming jumped three feet high, startled Li Niu also jumped up.Li Niu also recalled it.Knowing that I might have done something wrong again.
"Damn, I told you to call me, but you fell asleep! What are you doing?" Wei Ming was so angry.How did I find such an unreliable person.His own plan was disrupted by him just like that.
"I'm sorry, boss." Li Niu was a little ashamed.He lowered his head not knowing what to say.
"That's enough, that's enough, don't talk about it." Wei Ming waved his hand, and didn't mean to go into it.It's noon, and at this time, Prince Qin's mansion should have already served dinner.From here, one could smell the aroma of wine and vegetables in Prince Qin's Mansion.If you want to sneak in and get away with it, it won't work.Even if Li Niu is scolded to death now, it won't help.Still think of other ways to come.
"Forget it, buddy, I'll do my best. At worst, I won't believe that I will sleep on the street in the future. When the Ming Dynasty comes, I, Wei Ming, can't even eat. Let's go!" Then, he pulled Li Niu and went straight to Qin The main entrance of the palace.
"Stop, what are you doing!" Far away, he was stopped by the guards of Prince Qin's Mansion.This is also within reason.The king of Qin is still a king no matter how you say it, so how could he be able to meet any kind of person?And today King Qin is having a big banquet for guests, if someone desperately goes in with a knife and chops up two or three, then the signboard of King Qin's mansion will be really ruined.
"My servant, Wei Ming, came here today to offer a treasure to His Royal Highness King Qin!" Wei Ming replied loudly.How loud that sound is.Wei Ming didn't place his hopes on this gatekeeper.It is reckoned that for such a person, in today's special situation, the big thing must be turned into a small, small thing.Let alone him, even if it is placed on Wei Ming's body.Putting Wei Ming in, even if it was a real treasure offering, King Qin was happy, and there was no need for him to be the gatekeeper.If Wei Ming plots to assassinate the King of Qin, then he, the gatekeeper, can't afford to walk around.In such a situation, a fool will let you in.
"Go, go, go! Go and stay where you are, dare to act wild in front of the Prince Qin's mansion, boy, you are tired of life!" The guard's thoughts were similar to Wei Ming's.In fact, most people who look at the door have this idea.In the past, when Wei Ming was in college, he worked part-time to earn money, and he also showed the gate to others, and he knew the truth of it.Seeing that no one seemed to come out, he quickly took out some money from his pocket, stuffed it quietly into the guard's hand, and said in a low voice, "Brother, please let me know, we really have treasures to offer." To the King of Qin. If the King of Qin is happy to see this treasure, wouldn’t it be a blessing for the whole of the King of Qin’s mansion? Besides, today is the day for the King of Qin to have a big banquet. Ah! When the time comes, you will be indispensable, big brother!"
"Then, you guys wait here, I'll report to you." Saying that, he ran in slickly.
(Brothers, come on! If the situation is good, there will be no problems in the third and fourth chapters)
(End of this chapter)
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