Song Yi

Chapter 280

When he arrived at the palace, Du Wenhao went to the empress first. He didn't know if the empress had done anything to Chen Meiren in the past three days.

Qinger, the queen's personal maid, welcomed Du Wenhao all the way into the palace.Du Wenhao saw that Qing'er's nose was looking sideways, and he couldn't help but feel sorry for such a pretty girl.He asked, "Qing'er, is your nose feeling better?"

Seeing that Du Wenhao was looking at her nose, Qing'er subconsciously covered her nose, her little face blushed, her expression was gloomy, and she lowered her head and whispered: "It's better, Mr. Jiao said the other day that I let myself It might be better if you pinch it if you have nothing to do."

"Why, Eunuch Jiao has been here?" Du Wenhao knew that Eunuch Jiao seldom came to the Queen's place, because everyone knew that the Queen was the most moody, with a good and bad temperament, which was more uncertain than this cold weather, so ordinary Except for the empress dowager and the emperor, even the empress dowager tried to provoke her as little as possible.

"Hmm..." Qing'er nodded, and grabbed her nose with her hand, the action was a little funny.

Seeing that Qing'er didn't elaborate, Du Wenhao must have told her not to speak, so he didn't make things difficult for her. The two of them entered the inner courtyard one after the other, and a young eunuch waiting at the door said in a high-pitched voice: " Master Du is here!"

Du Wenhao entered the door, and saw the queen coming out from his own door, wearing a goose yellow brocade long jacket, with a fox fur collar around the collar, a string of agate chains under the collar, and a fringe on the cuffs Er, powder-soled embroidered shoes, hair tied high in a bun, and a string of gold-rimmed jadeite-encrusted hairpins inlaid with gilt jade pendants hanging from the hair bun, which dangles as you walk, dazzling in the sun.

This appearance of Dongyue, the jacket is thin, revealing her charming body curves, it looks uneven, especially the stunning beauty, every time Du Wenhao looks at it, he swallows his saliva secretly.

"See Empress Dowager." Du Wenhao stepped forward and bowed slightly to say blessings.

"I was about to go out for a walk, but you just came." The queen said with a smile.She held a small stove in her hand, which was carved very delicately. A phoenix with outspread wings soared in the clouds. There were faint traces of green smoke floating out of the hollow, and a small cushion made of brocade was placed on the base to prevent hot hands.

Du Wenhao just wanted to find out about the situation, to see if he had done anything to Chen Meiren. When he heard that the empress was going out, he quickly bowed and said, "Then empress, you are busy, so I won't bother you."

The queen stepped down the steps, Du Wenhao took a step back and waited from the side.The queen said: "Look at what you said! When you come, there will be no interruptions. I don't have anything particularly important, but I just want to go to Chen Meiren's place. I heard that she is crazy. Hee hee" The queen smiled, and felt that it was inappropriate for her to be gloating so openly, coughed twice, and restrained her smile again.

Qing'er on the side came up to support her cautiously, for fear that she might make a mistake, and if her nose was hit again, she might be crooked forever.

"Is she crazy?" Du Wenhao was startled, and asked softly, "No way? Why did she go crazy?"

"I don't believe it either, so go and have a look. Since you're here, why don't you go and have a look together. Also help me find out if she's really crazy." After all, she went out of her way.

Du Wenhao bowed and agreed, Lin Qingdai's reminder from last night flashed in his mind - it's rare to be confused.If you do this skillfully, it is a great test of your intelligence.

Eunuch Zha, the queen's personal eunuch, gave Du Wenhao a smile, then respectfully took the medicine box on Du Wenhao's shoulder, and made a gesture of please.

Du Wenhao hurriedly followed the queen and walked out of the door. There were nearly a dozen people in the group, and the queen didn't sit in a sedan chair. Everyone followed and walked slowly towards the west.Of course Du Wenhao could not keep pace with the queen in public, he could only walk half a step apart and follow behind her.

The queen glanced at him sideways, and seeing that he was a little nervous, she couldn't help smiling: "Lord Du, you should relax a bit! Don't be so sullen!"

"Yes." Du Wenhao wanted to wipe the sweat on his forehead, but felt that this was a bit exaggerated, so he held back.

"Ah!" The queen sighed, looked at the sky, then looked back at Du Wenhao who was closely behind, and said, "Master Du, you can take a step forward and talk. I always have to turn my head, and my neck is twisted and uncomfortable. "

Du Wenhao agreed, and took another small step forward, missing a shoulder.

The queen squinted at Du Wenhao, and smiled softly: "Master Du, it's still cold today, and the snow on the ground hasn't melted yet. Why is your forehead so shiny? Is there anything you're worried about?"

"Yes, empress, I am careful. I have been worrying about family affairs for the past two days. I had a miscarriage, and the whole family was restless. I didn't sleep well. Maybe I caught a cold and sweated a lot. It's nothing wrong."

In fact, Du Wenhao was really worried in his heart. It was Du Wenhao who pretended to be crazy and reminded Mrs. Chen. Chen Meiren's pretense was not good enough, she revealed her secrets, and tracked down who was pretending to be crazy, implicating herself in it.However, everything has been done, and there is no regret medicine, so I can only bite the bullet.

The queen sighed softly: "Yeah, women's lives are hard, giving birth to confinement and breastfeeding children, you can't finish worrying about it. You men, you care so much. Don't just go home and be a shopkeeper or an old man. Don't care about anything." Not to mention, when something goes wrong, he beats and scolds his wife to vent his anger. This kind of man is the worst thing. Mr. Du, your wife had a miscarriage, so you beat me, right?"

Du Wenhao was taken aback, and said with a dry smile: "Madam, this is my great wish. At home, I can treat Zhuo Jing like a treasure, holding it in my hand for fear of falling, and holding it in my mouth for fear of losing it." Melted, I dare not make a mistake, it is more filial to my old mother. Ha ha."

"Really?" The queen looked at her phoenix eyes slightly, with a slight smile on the corner of her mouth: "If you really want to be like this, it's your wife's blessing! ——Ah, cut!"

The queen sneezed against the wind, Qing'er hurriedly handed over the champagne, the queen took it, wiped her nose, and said angrily: "You don't have any sharp eyesight, didn't you see that Ben Gong is about to sneeze?"

As the queen spoke, she punched Qing'er on the bridge of the nose.How could Qing'er dare to dodge, she closed her eyes tightly, her heart turned cold, it's over, her nose is crooked.

But the queen's fist was firmly fixed an inch or two away from the bridge of her nose, and then she slowly retracted it, and glanced at Du Wenhao: "I almost forgot, I have already promised Mrs. Du, try not to hit you .”

Qing'er was overjoyed, and gave a blessing: "Thank you for your kindness!"

The queen walked forward again, within two steps, she frowned, pinched her nose as if she wanted to sneeze again, Qing'er hurriedly sent a new silk handkerchief, but the queen didn't pick it up, looked up, and saw Leng Gong in the distance I couldn't help but said sullenly: "I said why I always want to sneeze. I've already arrived. I feel uncomfortable when I come to this place. It's really an unlucky place!"

When a group of people came to the gate of Lenggong, the eunuch and maid in charge of guarding hurriedly knelt down to greet them.

Eunuch Zha stepped forward and said: "The Empress wants to inspect the Leng Palace, so she quickly opened the door."

An old eunuch agreed, took out a bunch of keys, stepped forward and opened the brass lock on the door, pushed the door open, and saw Mrs. Chen cleaning in the yard with a big broom.

When Grandma Chen heard the figure of the door being pushed open, she turned around to look, she was startled, she quickly dropped the broom in her hand, knelt down quickly, and shouted loudly: "This old servant sees the empress!"

The empress ignored her, walked in with a look of disgust, frowned, looked around, and when she saw the walnut tree in the yard, a contemptuous smile appeared on the corner of her mouth inadvertently.

"Where's your empress? You've become more and more unruly, knowing that the queen empress is coming, but you don't go out to greet her." Eunuch Zha stepped forward and shouted sternly.

"My empress, forgive me, our empress, she..." Chen Pozhen was frightened, her mouth trembling a little.

"What's the matter with your mother?" The queen said softly, walked in front of Mrs. Chen, suddenly covered her nose, and shouted angrily: "What's the smell on you?"

"My empress, forgive me. I didn't know you were coming, so I didn't have time to change clothes. Just now, my empress urinated on the bed. Isn't this..." Chen Po pointed behind her.

Qing'er whispered to the side: "Your Majesty, then don't go in, the smell must be stronger in the room."

The queen snorted, tilted her mouth, looked at the door with her head, and said, "Then your empress is still lying on the bed and waiting for me to go to pay her respects, right?"

"No, ma'am...she's not on the bed. The servant called her, but she just refuses to get off the beam."

On the beam?Everyone was surprised when they heard it. The queen gave Eunuch Cha a wink. Eunuch Cha understood, and quickly ran into the house with the two little eunuchs.

Soon, Eunuch Zha walked out the door, took a deep breath first, and then said: "Empress, Beauty Chen is indeed on the beam, and the slave stabbed her a few times with a stick, and she actually... actually slapped the slave Spit."

"Oh?" After hearing this, the queen became interested immediately, and said to the people behind her, "When did Beauty Chen become a monkey?"

Everyone laughed.

"Okay, I will also go and see how powerful this monkey is." The queen lifted her robe and walked into the room.

"Empress, wait! Our empress doesn't recognize anyone, she beats everyone she sees, look at the slave's head." Granny Chen pushed back a strand of white hair on her forehead, and there was indeed a bruise.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a naughty monkey." The queen joked viciously, and there was another burst of laughter behind her.

Walking into the house, I saw that there were clothes thrown everywhere in the room, and there was a foul smell.

"Your mother doesn't know how to poop and pee, so you can solve it right away?" Eunuch Cha said, covering his nose.

"Isn't it..." Chen Po said with a bitter face.

The queen looked up, and saw a woman in a long red dress, with thick blush on her face, her hair tied in a random way, and a red flower on one side of her bun, sitting on the beam of the house. smirk.

The queen herself couldn't help laughing.

Du Wenhao followed all the time, seeing Chen Meiren acting like this, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.

"Who are you, why don't you kneel down when you see Bengong?" Chen Meiren sat on the beam and said loudly, and even spat at everyone.

Everyone step back quickly.

"Then who are you?" the queen said with a smile.

"Who am I? Of course I'm the queen!" Chen Meiren shook her legs, looked at the person under her feet with a smile, and there was a faint wound on her forehead, and she didn't know when she fell.

"Presumptuous! Come down!" Eunuch Zha was in a hurry, and he was about to stab Beauty Chen with a bamboo pole.

The queen was not annoyed, she stopped Eunuch Cha with a smile, looked at Chen Meiren on the beam, bowed slightly, and said: "You are so high above, how can we see you? You jump down. Jump! Jump! !"

Someone in the crowd yelled, the queen turned her head to look, gave that person a hard look, then turned her head to look at Chen Meiren, thinking, if you have the ability to jump off, I will believe you are crazy, but so Falling from a high place, I am afraid that there is no life.

"Your Majesty, you can't dance!" Grandma Chen was in a hurry, and begged.

Mrs. Zha smiled and asked someone to drag Mrs. Chen out of the door, and then shouted to Mrs. Chen: "Your Majesty, jump down quickly, we want to see you one by one."

"Bah!" Chen Meiren suddenly spat on Eunuch Cha's head. Eunuch Cha squinted at others triumphantly, showing off his ability to play tricks. He didn't notice the saliva, which landed on his nose superior.Eunuch Zha was disgusted and hurriedly wiped it with his cuff, and the maids behind him wanted to laugh but dared not.

Chen Meiren laughed loudly: "Okay, then I will come down, how about I send you a heavenly girl to scatter flowers?" Chen Meiren simply stood up from the beam, as if about to jump.

The height from the beam to the ground is nearly two feet, and if you jump off it, you will be disabled if you don't die.

Du Wenhao looked at the queen and found that she was smiling at Beauty Chen on the beam, but her eyes were full of cruelty.

Chen Meiren stopped, as if she was looking for something, whimpered and yelled something, and slapped the pillar vigorously: "Where is the flower basket of this palace? There are peonies that the emperor picked for this palace in the basket."

The queen became impatient, and said: "If you don't come down again, I will find someone to stab you down with a stick!"

Du Wenhao stepped forward suddenly, with his mouth closed, with an appearance of helping others, he smiled cheaply and said: "Madam, I am Doctor Du Yu, your injury is not healed, I will treat you, you jump down, hurry up!" .”

"Huh? Imperial doctor? I know you, I know you, okay, you're here, hurry up and find the flower basket for me, I want to show you a show of celestial maiden scattering flowers."

Du Wenhao let out a long sigh, and whispered something to Qing'er beside her. Qing'er ran out, and soon came in with a bamboo basket from outside the door, which contained some weeds, and held a long bamboo pole in one hand.

Du Wenhao took it, hooked up the bamboo basket with a bamboo pole and handed it to Chen Meiren: "The flower basket is found, you can come down now."

Chen Meiren got the flower basket, her face was a little pale, she shook the flower basket in her hand, and looked at the people below.

Du Wenhao put the bamboo pole on the ground and opened his hands: "Come on! Jump down, ma'am, we'll pick you up! Eunuch Cha, get ready to pick up your majesty." After finishing speaking, he blinked at him.

Eunuch Zha understood, and nodded again and again: "That's right! We'll follow you! Let's jump!" After saying that, he opened his hands.

"Okay! I jumped!" Chen Meiren threw the flower basket over Eunuch Cha's head, and then jumped towards him.

Eunuch Zha tilted his head to avoid the flower basket, and then he saw Chen Meiren jumping towards him, and immediately stepped back, trying to get away, but he stepped back on the bamboo pole that Du Wenhao put behind him, His feet slipped and he fell on his back.

Chen Meiren just landed on top of him, and with a bang, the two of them fell into a pile.Eunuch Cha let out a long scream, but Chen Meiren jumped up, giggling and bouncing around the pillar.

Several court ladies rushed forward to pull Eunuch Cha up, but Eunuch Cha screamed repeatedly: "Don't! My bone is broken! Ouch! It hurts..."

Du Wenhao hurried forward to check him, and sure enough, two ribs were broken, but he didn't vomit blood, which means there was no lung contusion, so he hurriedly set his bones.

Chen Meiren didn't expect that she would harm others instead of herself, and the result would be like this. She couldn't laugh or cry. With a wave of her hand, several court ladies stepped forward and dragged Chen Meiren over to kneel down.Chen Meiren still kept giggling.

The empress asked a few questions, but Chen Meiren answered irrelevant questions, laughing and talking nonsense.The queen was impatient and slapped her several times. She sat on the ground and cried loudly, stretching out her hands and scratching her body. Blood dripped from her face, hands, and thighs without stopping.

The queen was very angry and funny, and felt disgusted at the same time, ordered Chen Po to be called, and asked, "When did this coquettish fox go crazy?"

"It's been a few days. We thought it was a high fever and we were confused. Who would have thought that it would turn out like this. He went crazy, gnawed on whatever he was holding, and gnawed the old slave's hand." After finishing speaking, Reach out and show the queen.

The queen glanced at it, and sure enough, she saw several teeth bite marks on Chen Po's hands, the wounds were deep and fresh, obviously freshly bitten.Turning to Du Wenhao, he said, "Go and see, is she crazy?"

Du Wenhao agreed, and winked at the maids. The maid hurriedly held down Chen Meiren's hands and feet, and pressed them to the ground. Du Wenhao checked her pulse, checked her tongue, rolled his eyelids to look at his lips, and took off his shoes to tickle her to see her reaction. .

After the pretentious diagnosis, Du Wenhao pondered for a moment, and said to the queen: "Chen Meiren is excited and talkative, moody, like a madman, with red tongue, less moss, and thready pulse. It is phlegm and blood stasis. Disturbing the gods, it is caused by yin deficiency in the lower part and yang heat in the upper part at the same time. The syndrome is a syndrome of yin deficiency and fire hyperactivity. It should nourish yin and reduce fire, soothe the nerves and calm the mind. This prescription should be used..."

"Okay!" The queen waved her hand, "Who asked you to prescribe the medicine for her, you just need to tell me whether she is really crazy or fake!"

Du Wenhao looked puzzled, looked at the queen, and then at Chen Meiren on the ground: "Your Majesty, if this is not considered crazy, then there will be no crazy people in this world."

"Oh, that means, is she really crazy? Hey, you bitch, you still have today? By the way, can her disease be cured?"

Du Wenhao shook his head again and again: "It can't be cured. This kind of disease is called insanity. She loses all her mind. Even Da Luo Jinxian can't cure her!"

"Haha! Good! Hahaha! That's great! Hahaha..." The Queen looked up to the sky and laughed.

Since this Chen Meiren is really crazy, there is no need to kill her. After all, if you kill her, the emperor will doubt yourself anyway. I am afraid that you will hate yourself because of it. After finally being favored, you will lose the emperor because of this incident. Favor, on the contrary, is not worth the candle.Now that Chen Meiren is like this, she has gone crazy, her entire appearance has been ruined, smelly and dirty, not to mention the emperor with three thousand beauties, I am afraid that any man will not be interested in seeing her.It's better to keep her eyes open.

Thinking of this, the queen laughed and lifted up her dress, and stepped on Chen Meiren.Go out the door and come to the yard.He spat on the ground, flicked his sleeves, and walked away laughing.

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The emperor finally went to Qinzheng Palace to discuss politics, but he didn't discuss the reform, so there was no danger to his body.

After the discussion with the emperor was over, Du Wenhao also went home.

Du Wenhao went straight to Pang Yuqin's room and unexpectedly saw Lian'er.Ever since she entered the door, Pang Yuqin has always been a little worried about her. This girl is smart and clever, probably because she has stayed in the palace for a long time. She always smiles when she sees everyone. Be careful with your words, you can still get along well with everyone after a long time, but you have never dared to get too close to Pang Yuqin, lest Pang Yuqin would do something to you.

The door was not closed tightly, Du Wenhao pushed the door open and walked in. The two were talking, and Pang Yuqin was leaning against the bed, her expression still not very good.

"Master, are you back?" Pang Yuqin said happily.Lian'er also said in a low voice: "Master, you are back..." stood up, stood aside and saluted.

Du Wenhao smiled at her and nodded.Went to Pang Yuqin's bed and sat down, took Pang Yuqin's hand and found it was cold, touched her face lovingly, before speaking, Lian'er said from the side: "Lian'er is leaving."

Du Wenhao glanced back at her and said, "Okay, you can go and do your work."

"Let's stay, sister. The three of us have a talk." Pang Yuqin tried to persuade her to stay. Du Wenhao couldn't help but look at Pang Yuqin, seeing that she really wanted to stay.

"Qin'er asked you to stay, so you can stay."

"No, I was afraid that Madam would be boring lying alone, so I came here to talk. Now that the master is back, Lian'er will naturally leave." After speaking, she walked out and closed the door.

"Why is Lian'er here?" Du Wenhao asked softly, pulling a strand of hair from Pang Yuqin's forehead behind her ear.

Pang Yuqin said: "Just came to talk to me. She is a pretty good girl. Unfortunately, she grew up watching other people's winks in the palace. She is very careful in everything. She is afraid that there is something wrong when she talks to me. It's really hard for her."

"I'm afraid you won't get along."

"She is kind-hearted and knows how to deal with things. How can she be difficult to get along with. Now we get along well, and you are also happy, aren't you?" Pang Yuqin blinked playfully.

Could it be that Du Wenhao himself was also happy to see Pang Yuqin in such a good mood, so he simply took off his shoes and went to bed, holding Pang Yuqin in his arms, and the two of them happily said some affectionate words to each other.

……

It was already very late after Pang Yuqin's room came out. Since Pang Yuqin's miscarriage, Du Wenhao was worried that she would be careless, so he lived in the study room by himself, and did not go to Xue Fei'er or Lian'er's room.

When passing by Lian'er's room this time, he saw that the light was still on inside, but he still didn't stop, and was about to go there when the door creaked open.

"Master!" Lian'er's voice came.

Du Wenhao stopped, turned around and saw Lian'er fully dressed, standing at the door.Then he asked, "Why don't you rest so late?"

"Master, this concubine wants to tell you something, why don't you know if the master is free now?"

(End of this chapter)