Song Yi

Chapter 491 Who is stupid
Seeing that Wu Huai was about to be strangled to death, Du Wenhao let go of him and pointed at his waist.

Wu Huai's whole body tensed up all of a sudden, the horns of his body tensed, and he remained stiff, unable to move.

Du Wenhao sneered and backed away.

Wu Huai found himself unable to move, not knowing what happened.I didn't even think that this was the legendary acupuncture point.

Su Wanrou said to Du Wenhao, "Let's go."

The two walked into Su Changkong's house.

Du Wenhao turned his head and saw several Wu Huai's attendants surrounded the stiff Wu Huai, not knowing what to do.

The housekeeper said to Su Wanrou: "The old man and the others came to talk to you, but the old man only let you in."

Su Wanrou nodded, and said to Du Wenhao, "Go and wait for me over there."

Du Wenhao agreed.

Su Wanrou raised her head to look at a dozen women not far away, murmured to this side, and said in a low voice, "Pay attention to that woman with a round face in a flowery skirt, her name is Su Xiuzhu, she is my cousin, she might play tricks on you."

Su Xiuzhu is Su Changkong's daughter. Because of her mediocre appearance, she is very jealous of the beautiful Su Wanrou and always looks for opportunities to tease Su Wanrou.This time I heard that I have recruited a son-in-law, so I will definitely use this opportunity to tease my son-in-law to vent my anger.

Who said that the son-in-law has a low status and is equivalent to a servant?Everyone gets bullied.

However, it was unlucky for her to meet Du Wenhao.

Sure enough, after Su Wanrou entered the inner house, Su Xiuzhu beckoned him over: "You are the useless son-in-law hired by Su Wanrou's family, aren't you? I heard that you are a fool? You were still outside the gate this morning on the bench with the children of the Xiong family Playing, making other children cry?"

Du Wenhao nodded with a silly smile: "Yes, I'm a fool."

Su Xiuzhu was overjoyed. Earlier, she heard from the old lady that the son-in-law who was recruited by the third uncle's family in the morning was stupid. He played with the Xiong's children outside the gate, and there might be something wrong with his head.If there's nothing wrong with his head, how could someone who looks like a dog marry into a son-in-law?Now that I heard that it was true, I laughed secretly, this is fun.

So Su Xiuzhu glanced at the maidservants, and said to Du Wenhao: "Hey, idiot, I am your wife's cousin, your sister, you have to listen to me, understand? Otherwise, I will beat you!"

"Don't hit me, idiot is obedient!" Du Wenhao pretended to be stupid on purpose, protecting his head with his hands.

"Hey, fool, tell me quickly—I'm a stupid pig! Say!"

"You're a stupid pig!"

The maids, servants, and old ladies who were watching all burst into laughter.

Su Xiuzhu was so angry that she stretched out her green finger and poked Du Wenhao's forehead: "It's not me, it's you, repeat as I said! Did you hear that?"

Du Wenhao nodded foolishly.

"Tell me--I'm a dirt dog!"

"You are a dirt dog!"

Hahaha!
More people laughed.

Funny, this silly son-in-law is interesting.

Su Xiuzhu was so angry that her nose was twisted: "It's not about me, it's about you. Tell me quickly——you are a big cuckold!"

"You are a big cuckold!" Du Wenhao repeated stupidly.

Hahaha!
All the maids, servants, and old ladies couldn't straighten up from laughing.

"You're so stupid!" Su Xiuzhu puffed up her cheeks angrily, "You are my son—be good son, call your mother!"

"Mom!" This time Du Wenhao honestly called out, "Mother, my son wants to nurse!"

He reached out and grabbed a pair of big papayas on her chest, pouted and bowed his head.

Well, there is material, the elasticity is good, but it is a little sagging.

Su Xiuzhu screamed, and quickly pushed Du Wenhao away, feeling ashamed and ashamed, her face flushed.

Everyone in the room laughed so hard.

"Bastard, dare to tease my old lady!" Su Xiuzhu raised her hand and slapped her across the face.

At the moment when she was about to slap him on the face, Du Wenhao raised his hand to receive the slap.

Snapped!
Then he covered his face and looked at each other in horror.

The action was so fast that outsiders looked as if he had really been slapped, but in fact it was just on the palm of his hand, and he immediately covered his face.

And Du Wenhao poured his internal energy into the palm of his hand, which was as hard as iron. Su Xiuzhu's slap seemed to be hitting an iron plate. She screamed in pain and knelt down with her hands covered. Soon, her palms swelled up.

Su Xiuzhu was furious and shouted: "Stand up! Turn around!"

Du Wenhao quickly stood up and turned around.

"sit down!"

Du Wenhao sat down, and suddenly heard a sound behind him, and immediately understood that the other party deliberately pulled his chair away, trying to make him fall.

Originally, he could easily control his body and not sit empty, but he deliberately fell to the ground in a very embarrassing situation.

Then I saw Su Xiuzhu laughing triumphantly.

You bitch, dare to play tricks on me, if I don't play you to death today, I will take your surname!
Du Wenhao groaned, turned over and got up on his knees, grabbed her long skirt in a panic, and pulled it down hard.

Whoa!
A large piece of the long skirt was directly torn.

The private parts are exposed.

All the male servants and servants stared straight at him.

The maids and mothers-in-law were laughing up and down.

Su Xiuzhu screamed, threw away the chair, hurriedly pulled up the long skirt, her face was flushed with anger, her right hand was swollen and painful, and she couldn't use her strength, so she switched to her left hand and slapped her.

Du Wenhao still raised his hand to meet her slap for the last time, and with a crisp slap, the slap slapped on his palm.

This time, Su Xiuzhu felt not only as if she was being fanned by an iron plate, but also a red-hot iron plate.

She screamed in pain and squatted on the ground, cold sweat broke out on her forehead.

Everyone was surprised, she slapped Du Wenhao, why did she feel so painful?
Su Xiuzhu's hands were swollen into steamed buns, and the pain was burning.

Su Xiuzhu yelled: "Come here, let me stab his hand!"

Several maids around her rushed up, reaching out to take the scissors from the sewing basket on the table.

An old woman hurriedly stopped him: "It's almost done, are you really going to hurt him? We all know he's a fool. Hee hee hee"

The nanny also came over to persuade her: "That's right, miss, don't worry about fools. Since he is a fool, let alone tear your skirt, even if he stabs you with a knife, he won't be executed."

"Really?"

"That's right, I heard from the people in the yamen that if a fool violates the king's law, his crime can be commuted and he won't be executed, so bear with it."

These words immediately reminded Du Wenhao.

That's right, I'm a fool, who am I afraid of, so what if I tear your skirt apart?
I'm a fool, what can you do to me?

Not convinced?Bite me!fool!

Su Xiuzhu gritted her teeth angrily, and hurried into the house clutching her skirt to change it.

After she came out, she saw that everyone in the room was looking at her and snickering. She was so ashamed, she gritted her teeth and pointed at Du Wenhao and shouted: "Lie down on the ground and bark like a dog! Disobedient old lady will destroy you!"

Du Wenhao suddenly slapped him across the face.

Snapped!
This slap firmly landed on Su Xiuzhu's fat face.

The face is also full of material, plump, and full of elasticity when playing.

Su Xiuzhu screamed, covered her face and took a few steps back, she was so angry that she almost fainted: "You madman, dare to hit my old lady?"

"mosquito!"

Du Wenhao spread out his palm, and sure enough, a long-legged mosquito was slapped flat, leaving a small puddle of blood.

"Oh, it's so dirty!"

Du Wenhao yelled, and wiped it on the two big papayas on Su Xiuzhu's chest with disgust.

Su Xiuzhu was so ashamed that she was going crazy, she yelled to catch Du Wenhao.

The butler came out and shouted: "Stop making trouble! The old man is talking inside, why are you crazy!"

Only then did the room return to calm.

Su Xiuzhu stared at Du Wenhao viciously: "You wait for my mother!"

Du Wenhao ignored her and wandered around.

In the living room, I saw a young man in a soap official's black robe drinking tea.After asking, I found out that this young man is He Xiaoqi, a close servant of He Zhi County, and he came over to inform that Zhi County will arrive soon.Drinking tea here.

Du Wenhao got an idea when he rolled his eyes, he inadvertently turned to the back of the room that Su Wanrou had entered before, looked left and right to see if there was no one there, flew up to the roof, untied the tiles and looked down.

…………

Su Wanrou was still waiting outside the living room.

In the back room, the old man and Su Changkong were talking.

Su Changkong said to the old man: "Father, thank you for letting that girl Su Wanrou be the scapegoat, otherwise my son will be miserable this time."

Old Master Su rolled his eyes and said nothing.

Seeing this, Du Wenhao knew that they were discussing some shady business, his heart moved, he immediately flew down from the roof, walked quickly to the living room, and cupped his hands to He Xiaoqi, the valet of Hezhi County: "The old lady welcomes you!"

He Xiaoqi was shaken, and hurriedly followed Du Wenhao out. When he arrived at the living room, Du Wenhao suddenly shot his acupuncture points.Immediately, he grabbed him and flew up to the tall building, came to the hole that was opened just now, lay down, and pointed to the bottom.

He Xiaoqi was terrified and didn't dare to scream, nodded, looked over, and was stunned.

Below, Su Changkong was handing a large stack of banknotes to the old man.

He was dry mouthed to express his gratitude just now, but found that his father was still indifferent, and then realized that his father is also very practical, and verbal thanks are not as effective as actual banknotes.Brothers settle accounts clearly, and so do fathers and sons.

That's why he took out this large stack of banknotes and gave them to his father: "Father, this is 1000 taels of banknotes. Please help Hezhi County believe that it was Su Wanrou's mistake that caused He Qian's corpse to die."

When the old man saw the banknotes, his indifferent old face burst into a smile. He took out the banknotes and counted each one. It was indeed 1000 taels, and then he put it in his sleeve pocket with satisfaction.

He squinted at the elder son: "You, you are too careless, even the son of Hezhi County didn't care about treatment, and made such a big mess, fortunately, Su Wanrou is the scapegoat, otherwise you will be really miserable this time. "

"Yes," Su Changkong said with a mournful face, "I was fine when I came in. I thought it was fine, so I didn't pay attention. I didn't expect the condition to deteriorate all of a sudden. Alas, blame me."

"Hmph, in the future, it's better to seldom do things like wiping your father's ass."

"Yes, it won't happen again." Su Changkong wiped off his cold sweat, "My son is still a little worried, old man, if you say that Su Wanrou is to blame for the dead body, will Hezhi County believe it?"

"Hezhi County doesn't understand medicine, so why don't you listen to me? I said it was Su Wanrou's responsibility, and that was her responsibility. Of course, Hezhi County would believe me. ——In the whole of Hangzhou, Hezhi County only believed in my medical skills. It's a pity I wasn't there at the time, otherwise nothing would have happened."

"Of course. By the way, will the third brother cause trouble?"

"He dares! Besides, apart from Su Wanrou, I can't find a more suitable scapegoat. I can only blame her for being unlucky. Of course, if she is sensible and agrees to remarry Wu Huai, the eldest son of the Wu family, as a concubine, I will put this matter to rest." Press it down, I can handle it with the county magistrate."

"This is the best result."

"Okay, call that girl in."

(End of this chapter)