Song Yi

Chapter 494
Longevity Hall.

It is very lively at the moment.

Because Wu Zhen's elder brother, Wu Liangji, became the Secretary of the Qiantang County Workshop, he came to his sister's house to show off.

The two brothers and sisters like to compare each other since they were young. Although the secretary of the workshop is not an official, he is still an official, but he is also a person with real power. He will be responsible for various government projects in Qiantang County in the future.So many relatives came to join us.

At this moment, Wu Liangji's wife, Mrs. Xue, is showing off in the reception hall of Changsheng Hall with her son, daughter-in-law and daughter.Many relatives from the Su family and the Wu family came, and they followed suit, a room full of people.

"Auntie, my cousin has become the steward, don't forget about us."

"Uncle, your niece is not young anymore. After you become house secretary, you need to find a good home for her."

"According to me, the first thing my uncle does after taking office is to get rid of the idiot Wanrou newly recruited, and find a rich husband! Now Wanrou is the niece of the secretary of the county government office, so she can't recruit a useless wretch." ah."

At this time, Su Wanrou and Du Wenhao entered the door.

Mrs. Xue looked at Du Wenhao coldly, and said to Wu Zhen: "Sister, is this the son-in-law your family recruited? I heard that he is just a fool. Today is my husband's big day, and I am going to invite everyone to have dinner together. Don't let him participate in this, lest you lose your appetite."

Xue's daughter-in-law hurriedly said, "Don't be angry, mother-in-law, just pretend he doesn't exist."

"Poor, my niece Wanrou will be ruined by this worthless hand for the rest of her life."

Xue's son, Su Wanrou's cousin, said: "I'm curious, you say, uncle recruiting is a fool, what else can he do besides eating and waiting to die?"

"You can even grab bones from a pug." My cousin joked.

Cousin laughed and said, "Don't rob Pug, we have a lot of kitchen swill anyway, give him half a barrel every day, and keep the white and fat ones. Giggle"

Cousin said with a righteous look: "Don't be like this, fools are human too. My father has already become the secretary of the county government office, just say something, let him go to my father's county office to clean the toilet, earn a monthly salary Three or two hundred words is fine."

Xue gave her son a blank look: "Don't you know he's an idiot? He foolishly sneaks in when a woman goes to the toilet. I won't be responsible if I kill him!"

Everyone laughed.

Xue's son, Xiaohu, ran up to Du Wenhao with a glass of water, and said with a smile, "Fool, did you pee your pants?"

As he spoke, he poured the glass of water in his hand onto Du Wenhao's crotch.

Du Wenhao dodged away, and the glass of water splashed on Xue's buttocks, which immediately got wet.

Mrs. Xue touched her wet buttocks, but she didn't get angry, but she didn't scold the child. She pointed at Du Wenhao and said, "You are a wimp, why don't you squat by the kennel at the door, what are you doing here with the little tiger? Look at it!" The water in my ass!"

Su Wanrou hurriedly said, "Auntie, it was Xiaohu who did it."

"Wanrou, don't help him talk, the son-in-law you brought in is a horse you bought, let me ride and beat you! Don't give him a good face!"

Su Changsheng and his wife were very embarrassed, they wanted to explain but they didn't know how to explain.She looked at Du Wenhao in fear, for fear that he would get angry.Seeing that Du Wenhao was generous and not angry, he felt a little relieved.

There is no way, the son-in-law is in this position.

Du Wenhao quit.

Dare to bully him?court death!
The cousin was yelling at the dog in front of the kennel, and he shot two silver needles silently, hitting the bend of the cousin's leg.

The cousin's knees were weak, and he knelt down in front of the dog with a thud.

Everyone was very surprised, and then laughed.

The cousin wanted to get up, but his feet seemed to be broken, and he couldn't get up at all, so he could only kneel like this.

The cousin and cousin were angry and funny, so they hurried over to help.

Du Wenhao also shot several thin silver needles into the bends of her two legs.Both of them were weak in their feet, and they knelt down in front of the pug at the same time with a thud.

The pug was startled, got into the kennel, and poked his head out to see the surprise.

The relatives all laughed: "What are you three doing? How do you kneel down to the dog?"

Du Wenhao said: "They are going to recognize the dog as their father, so of course they have to kneel down."

Xue pointed at Du Wenhao: "You dare to talk nonsense, carefully I will tear your mouth!"

Talking about going over to pull her son, daughter-in-law and daughter together, Du Wenhao's silver needle silently shot into Tianshu and Qihai acupoints on her lower abdomen.

These two acupoints are in charge of defecation. When constipation is severe, acupuncture and moxibustion on these two acupoints can relieve constipation.And Du Wenhao's two needles bless powerful profound energy, which is countless times stronger than ordinary acupuncture.

Immediately, Xue's intestines blew out like a dike, flowing down the trousers, but she didn't know it.

The room suddenly filled with a smell of feces, the stench was suffocating.

"Why is it so smelly? Did someone bring the clean bucket into the house?"

"It stinks!"

"Look quickly, where is the smell coming from?"

Countless people slammed their noses and looked around for the source of the smell.

The cousin who was kneeling in front of the kennel was the first to notice that the smell came from Xue Shi who was trying to pull them up.Immediately afterwards, she saw yellow poop continuously flowing down Xue's trousers.

"Grandma! You're incontinent!"

Everyone looked over, only to realize that, as expected, there was a long trail of excrement behind Xue, extending all the way to her trousers, and it was still dripping down at this moment.

Everyone was stunned.

Xue's eyeballs almost popped out, only then did he realize that there was no door at the back, and it kept flowing out, down his legs.

"Oh my god, what's wrong with me?"

She screamed, her old face flushed, and she turned around in circles, at a loss.

Wu Zhen pointed at the inner hall while holding her nose: "Go and change clothes, wash it! It stinks to death!"

Xue could not wait to get into the cracks of the ground, this old face would not go out in the future, she covered her buttocks with one hand, covered her face with the other, and entered the back hall as if fleeing, leaving behind a long trail of excrement and urine.

Su Changsheng and the others were stunned, and it took a moment to come back to their senses, and quickly ordered the servants to clean up.

Du Wenhao was very happy.

When Xue was taking a bath, she found two silver needles stuck in her stomach. Of course, she didn't expect that Du Wenhao did it.

After taking a shower and changing clothes, she came out blushing, and her relatives secretly laughed at her.

The cousin, sister-in-law and cousin were helped up and lay down on the chairs.

At this time, her husband Wu Liangji came.

Wu Liangji entered the room, laughed and said: "It's really cool today, I got a good thing!"

Brother and sister Wu Zhen fought openly and secretly, and liked to compare.Hearing what my brother said, he smiled and said, "What cheap stuff?"

"Don't be jealous. To tell you the truth, I'm a cheap product. Your family can't afford it."

"Yeah? Take it out and let's open our eyes?"

Wu Liangji carefully took out a small brocade box from his bosom, opened it, and took out a jade wrench finger: "Hey, look, the jade wrench finger of the Han Dynasty, made by the royal family! It's cheap, only 1000 taels of silver."

1000 taels?Wow!

Everyone in the room was stunned and gathered around to look.

Su Changsheng also leaned over to take a look, and after seeing it, he couldn't put it down immediately.

"Where did you get this thing?"

"An antique dealer respected me. I asked an old jade craftsman to appraise it, and he said it was definitely a genuine product from the Han Dynasty."

Xue and his family are extremely proud.

Su Changsheng likes collecting all kinds of antiques the most. After hearing this, he salivated and said, "Give me this jade ring finger? You don't like collecting anyway."

"Okay, it's cheaper for you, 800 taels of silver!"

The two sides bargained, and the final deal was 600 taels of silver.Collect all the money in three days and give it to Wu Liangji, and give it to Su Changsheng first.

At this moment, Master Wang and the housekeeper came to the Hall of Eternal Life.

He went straight to the living room in the backyard and saw a room full of people, but couldn't find where Du Wenhao was for a while.

When Wu Liangji saw Master Wang, he was both surprised and happy, and stepped forward to cup his hands with flattery on his face: "Oh, Master Wang, why are you here?"

This is the master of Hezhi County, as if Hezhi County came here in person.

Su Changsheng also stepped forward and bowed his waist to accompany the smile: "Master, rare visitor, if you have any orders, just send someone to pass them on, and even make a trip in person..."

"I'm here to find your son-in-law, Du Wenhao."

Master Wang glanced around the room and didn't see Du Wenhao. When he entered the door, he was standing against the wall beside the doghouse, so he said, "Hey, Du, come with me outside. I have something to say." tell you."

Du Wenhao frowned when he heard his blunt tone, but he followed him outside and closed the door behind him.

Master Wang said: "Hezhi County praised you and asked you to treat the lady's illness. Let's go!"

The prime minister's concierge is a seventh-rank official, Mr. Wang is the personal master of the magistrate, so he is naturally superior, let alone a son-in-law who is equivalent to a servant, of course there is no need to be polite.

Du Wenhao rolled his eyes: "No! As I said, don't beg me!"

"Please? Do you really treat yourself like a vegetable? Find out, it's the county magistrate who told you to go! Come with me!"

"Don't go!"

"Get to the bottom of it," Master Wang yelled sharply, "you stab Miss with a silver needle, just for this matter, you can be sent to prison for the rest of your life!"

"Okay, I'm going to jail, you guys collect the lady's body!"

"What do you mean?"

"Didn't old man Wang say that? Your young lady is dying. It will take at most three days. If you can't save her, let him do the funeral!"

Master Wang was completely dumbfounded.

Du Wenhao rolled his eyes at him, Da Lala slammed his hands back into the room, and closed the door with a touch.

Su Changsheng hurriedly asked, "What's the matter with Master Wang looking for you?"

"The magistrate asked him to ask me to go to the magistrate's daughter for treatment."

Xue sneered: "It's up to you? To treat the daughter of Hezhi County? Are you so stupid that you are daydreaming?"

Everyone in the room laughed.

Wu Liangji also smiled and said: "We didn't eavesdrop just now, but, fool, the sentence that Master Wang sternly scolded you just now was too loud, we all heard it, it seems to say that you are arrested and sent to prison."

A room full of relatives looked at Du Wenhao with sarcasm.

"I still want Zhixian to invite him. This is the biggest joke I've ever heard in my life."

"Why don't you imagine that He Zhi County will come to invite you in person? That would be more face-saving."

"Giggle..."

Wu Liangji suddenly thought of something, and made an exaggerated look of fear, "Oops, I said fool, I just said that I will send you to prison to die, you have to tell Hezhi County about this, he will definitely Very angry. I'm afraid I'll have to slap to ask your pardon."

"Hahaha……"

After they finished laughing, Du Wenhao said coldly: "You should be crying right away, just wait and see if you don't believe me!"

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Master Wang and the butler hurried back to the Su family mansion.

Master Wang cupped his hands and said to Hezhi County: "The son-in-law surnamed Du refused to come, saying he would rather go to jail."

"Damn it, then send him to prison!" He Zhixian was furious, "I don't believe it, leave this fool, there is no doctor in the world who can save my daughter!"

"There is really no one who can save it!" Wang Jinzhen said unhurriedly, "Ling Qianjin's corpse, only Thirteen Guimen Needles can save it! Mr. Du is the only one who is good at this technique."

He Zhixian suddenly withered.

Wang Jinzhen continued: "Hezhi County, to tell you the truth, I don't have time to visit famous doctors. The young lady has already run out of oil and can't hold on for a few days."

Master Wang's heart trembled, and he said to He Zhixian in a low voice: "That idiot also said just now, Miss can hold on for three days at most. If she can't be woken up again, then she can... have a funeral..."

Mrs. He burst into tears.

He Zhixian was very frustrated, "But, this fool said that he would rather go to jail than come, what can I do?"

"Hezhi County, you have to come to Mr. Du's door to apologize, and sincerely invite him."

"No!" Mrs. He wiped away her tears, "My husband is the county magistrate, how could he apologize to a son-in-law who is a fool?"

But Wang Jinzhen said very seriously: "I repeat, he is not a fool, but a hermit. If the county magistrate doesn't come to the door to apologize and seek medical treatment sincerely, he will definitely not come. You can't do anything to him."

"Officer, don't listen to him, what a hermit is, I think he is a fool!"

"That's right, my son can't be handed over to a fool for treatment. Mr. Wang, you can think of a way."

Wang Jinzhen shook her head and cupped her hands, "In this case, please forgive me for being old and incompetent, and the magistrate please ask someone else to be wise." After finishing speaking, she turned around and took her son with her hands behind her back to leave.

"Old Wang, please stay!"

He Zhixian turned his head to look at his unconscious daughter, feeling as if a knife had broken his heart.Finally, he gritted his teeth, "Okay! I'll come to invite him personally!"

(End of this chapter)