After the devil, she ran away again

Chapter 358 Meow meow? (4)

The low-end strategy of beauty tricks is of course useless to Danzhu, he transformed into another form and stayed where he was, and continued to read books and practice.

Du Yang cast countless winks at the illusion, and twisted his waist countless times, until the sky gradually darkened, and the illusion took shape... Looking at the stone statue, Du Yang felt even more angry.

Let me be so flattering to a stone statue, I will never stop with you!

In short, Du Yang, the little cat, was dazzled by hatred and anger, and decided to embark on a path to seduce God.According to the rules of heaven, gods will be punished for falling in love with humans, let alone falling in love with demons, the punishment is several times that of the former.

Heh heh that's right, I can't beat you, I seduce you, let heaven punish you!

As the cat demon becomes more and more active and enthusiastic, Danzhu always feels that something is not right.

He lay down on the stone platform in the forest to take a rest. The aura here was abundant and comfortable, accompanied by the breeze and green bamboos, he felt very comfortable.

"Danzhu Shangshen~" In the past few days of passionate pursuit, Danzhu felt that Du Yang might not be a cat monster, but a dog monster. His ability to find people is getting better and better, and the time to find him is getting shorter and shorter.

Du Yang used to maintain the form of an animal, but now deliberately maintains the form of a human being. Controlling the urge to vomit in his heart, he jumped onto the stone platform and leaned directly beside Danzhu, saying, "Didn't you say that you want to take me to cultivate?" Why, why are you sneaking here by yourself?"

Dan Zhu closed his eyes, focused on the small voice in the forest, and said perfunctorily: "Your willow tree hasn't sprouted yet."

Du Yang took a deep breath, hugged Danzhu and said, "That's too slow, I'm in a hurry."

Danzhu was unmoved, and said: "Sharpening a knife is not the same as chopping firewood, eager for success will only make it difficult to practice."

"I heard that there is a kung fu method, but it can get twice the result with half the effort~Danzhu Shangshen~you can teach me~" Du Yang gently tugged at Danzhu's clothing and shook it, full of coquettish meaning.As expected of a cat demon, even in human form, she is as soft and charming as a cat.

"If there were really a method of doing twice the result with half the effort, there wouldn't be so many people in the world who couldn't cross the threshold."

Du Yang refused to accept it, and said, "It's true~ I know the name, it's called Shuangxiu~"

Danzhu smiled, turned around and looked at Du Yang, stretched out his index finger and tapped his forehead lightly, and Du Yang instantly returned to the cat form.

Danzhu pulled the cat up and said, "The good ones don't learn all the time and the bad ones, who taught you?"

"Meow—" Du Yang called out in displeasure, flicked his tail and left.

Madeleine, angry!
Failure is the mother of success. Du Yang firmly believes that he can succeed. He even thinks about the script after success. If he refused, he eventually committed suicide.Relying on my own life!The Nine-Life Cat Demon went to the Heaven Realm to file a complaint, revealing all kinds of crimes of the God, and his life plummeted overnight, and he was reviled by others... and then he was further punished according to the regulations of the Heaven Realm.

Hahaha, just think about it and relieve your anger!
As the victim of the whistleblower, the Nine-Life Cat was ordered by the Celestial Realm to become a civil servant in the Celestial Realm. Every day, he could meet beautiful fairy ladies, oh yes, and even Sister Chang'e!
With the lesson of Sister Guanyin, Du Yang asked Danzhu when he was flirting again, whether Sister Chang'e was a man or a woman, and then Danzhu didn't know how his brain circuit turned, so he actually went to Guanghan Palace.

Du Yang was so excited!

Danzhu is back.

Du Yang had that expectation in his heart!

Danzhu brought Jade Rabbit back.

wtf? ?Meow meow meow? ?

(End of this chapter)