After the devil, she ran away again

Chapter 987 There is not even a cat behind the scenes (4)

Du Yang stared at Dan Zhu, who had a half-smile but not a smile, with a love-hate relationship in his heart.

In short, he has been reborn, so he wants to be a straight man, and he must not disturb the sex anymore.

Danzhu stroked the cat's head and said, "Your sister asked me to take you by my side and teach you how to practice immortality. Now that I lack a mountain god on this mountain, I'll let you go."

"..." Du Yang was startled, this route is no different from before!Is there going to be a scandal about God of War and a cat demon coming soon?

He had to find a way to leave here. If he had known that he would not report to the Devil Realm, Du Ruo really sold him out.There are so many young ladies in the world who are still waiting for him to comfort, I really regret it.

This homosexual God is not easy to deal with, Du Yang had no choice but to pretend to be obedient, and said in human terms, "Thank you, God, for your appreciation."

Naturally, it is a crisp and lively female voice.

Although he stayed in Bizhu Mountain to practice with Danzhu, Du Yang still maintained the form of a cat most of the time.

Danzhu didn't stipulate that cat monsters must practice seriously, anyway, petting cats every day is quite pleasant.

Du Yang was very irritable. If he continued to lick like this, he would be bald.

In order to prevent God of Animals from continuing to lick cats, Du Yang changed his shape, sat in front of Danzhu, and said seriously: "God of Danzhu, I am a female cat. I hope you remember that men and women cannot kiss each other."

Danzhu thought for a while, and said: "All things are the same in the eyes of the god, there is no distinction between high and low, and there is no gender."

"But we Yaozu have."

"Body is upright, mind is upright, what is there to be afraid of?" Danzhu taught, "This is also a lesson in practice, if you see differences in your eyes, then your heart will not be right."

Ha ha.

Du Yang sneered, slowly took off his coat, and said, "Since that's the case, does God dare to pet me like a cat when I'm in human form?"

"..." Danzhu was stunned for a moment, this difficulty is not difficult for him.

He walked up to Du Yang step by step, raised his hand and touched his head, and said, "Why don't you dare? There is no distinction between men and women, and there is no distinction between a man and a cat."

Ha ha.

Du Yang continued to sneer, pretending that you will be struck by lightning sooner or later.

Du Yang untied another piece of clothing, and now only a thin middle garment was left, and he continued to untie the tie string on the side of the garment, saying: "Since there is no difference, God, don't be afraid to look at me. "

"..." Danzhu coughed to ease the embarrassment.

Fortunately, there was movement in the defensive formation at the mountain gate, and he quickly waved Du Yang back to the cat form.

Du Yang was completely out of condition, and wanted to swear, but found that he could only meow. Without thinking about it, he knew that Danzhu must have used a spell.Just because he wants to lick cats, do you make him an ordinary cat?God!Murdered my husband! !
Danzhu undid the restriction at the gate of the mountain, and a fairy came to the main hall riding the clouds and the wind, with a trident in his hand and a dog at his feet.

"Zhenjun Erlang, what can you do?" Danzhu asked casually with the air of God of War.

"I was ordered to go down to the world to catch monsters. I encountered some difficult things and wanted to ask God to borrow a magic weapon."

"It's easy to say." Danzhu agreed in pain, looked at Erlang God, stroked the cat's back, and said, "It's just that Erlang Zhenjun is dignified, in charge of the law in the heaven, and he is also a famous figure. I didn't expect it. ...there is not even a cat in the background."

"..." Erlang Shen couldn't help but say, does God of War hold grudges like this?Wasn't it just a joke at the beginning?

Danzhu scratches the cat's chin.

This is not holding grudges, but showing off.

(End of this chapter)