super food empire
Chapter 211 Chapter 209: You Duck's Prank
Chapter 211: Chapter [-]: You Wu's Prank
Qin Yu didn't expect You Wu to have such a mischievous side at all, but at this moment, You Wu said in a serious voice: "Do you want paper?"
"I want your sister!" Qin Yu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and he was sure that You Wu did it on purpose.
"I mean do you want to use toilet paper, and I don't have a sister, oh, you don't like little girls, oh my god, you have to tell Luo Luo!" You Wu opened his mouth and looked at Qin with perverted eyes feather.
Qin Yu was completely defeated, lay down on the bed and said weakly: "I won't talk to you anymore, if I talk to you again, I will go crazy."
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Look at you like this. It doesn't make any sense at all." You Yu pouted and stopped joking, walked over and sat down on the bed with a grin, put the tray beside Qin Yu and said, "Snacks and hangover tea , Seeing that your road is not steady, hurry up and drink some sober bar."
Qin Yu sat up, looked at the hot hangover tea in the tray, and felt a warm feeling flowing through his heart, flapping his nose, and immediately identified the ingredients of the hangover tea, including kudzu flower, kudzu root and longevity fruit.
Among them, kudzu flower is a kind of precious Chinese medicinal material, which can relieve alcohol and refresh the spleen, and has a good effect on alleviating headache, vomiting and stomach injury after drinking. There are also benefits to being drunk.
Just as he was about to reach for the teacup, You Wu grabbed it first. You Wu picked up the teacup and handed it in front of Qin Yu, and the teasing smile just now appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Come and let me feed you."
"Uh, I'd better do it myself, I won't bother you with this kind of thing." Qin Yu went to pick up the teacup, but You Yu avoided it.
"What's there to be embarrassed about? I'm doing my landlord's favor. Are you going to refuse? Besides, when you force-fed Sister Long, I didn't see you being embarrassed." You Yu handed the teacup to Qin Yu again.
Qin Yu felt embarrassing in his heart, he really had to pay it back when he came out to hang out, but he didn't expect that it wasn't Long Meier but You Wu who forced him to pay it back.
In addition, he is very clear that You Yu's initiative to feed him is just a prank, and it has nothing to do with whether he likes it or not. This girl actually has a dark belly hidden. Could it be that black belly has become a public attribute these days?
God, it's hard to imagine how Feng Bupo and Su Zhe grew up amidst You Wu's pranks.
(Feng Bupo blushed and propped his forehead: "You won't understand." Su Zhe squatted down with his head in his arms: "Can you imagine what happened when there were crabs in the bathtub?" Qin Yu: "On behalf of all the people, I express my sympathy to you and condolences." The author: "The play is out, come back to me!")
"Come on, just one sip." You Wu's smile grew wider, and he forced the teacup to Qin Yu's mouth.
"Okay, just drink. The more embarrassing I am, the happier she is. I can't let her succeed." Qin Yu changed his mind and immediately formulated a coping strategy, abandoning embarrassment and accepting it calmly.
You Wu was stunned for a moment, and just about to activate the backup plan, the door opened again with a squeak, and Murong Xue came in with a tray, but the girl didn't even knock on the door.
As soon as she came in, Murong Xue saw such a picture, You Yu was feeding tea to Qin Yu with a smile, and Qin Yu was accepting it calmly.
"Oh, I didn't see anything!" Murong Xue turned around quickly, her cheeks became red and hot instantly.
Qin Yu took a sip of water and went the wrong way and almost choked to death. He coughed again and again, "Ahem, please don't...don't make up your mind freely...cough cough cough..."
You Yu took back the teacup and patted Qin Yu's back, and finally couldn't help laughing: "It's finally you, who made you always refuse to accept my halberd, now you know how powerful this girl is?"
Qin Yu rolled his eyes, he was still thinking about eating the halberd, but isn't this kind of revenge too petty?
Only then did Murong Xue turn around and come over with a tray with a blushing face, which contained snacks and hangover tea.
You Yu withdrew his hand and sat down again: "Stop making troubles and get down to business. In a few days it will be the New Year's Eve, and every family will be reunited. Where is your home? Do you want to go home for the holiday?"
When Qin Yu heard this, he felt pain in his heart. Counting the time, the Spring Festival is approaching in that world, and the Spring Festival is also the most important festival there. Every family has to reunite and have a New Year’s Eve dinner. In previous years, no matter how far away, he would go home to celebrate the New Year with his parents. But this time he really can't go back, the distance between him and his parents has surpassed the distance.
Home for the holidays?He really wanted to go back, but he couldn't go back. Thinking of his parents watching the lights of thousands of houses outside the window on New Year's Eve, but they could only hold his portrait and weep, he felt bad in his heart and his nose was sore .
"Mom and Dad, I'm sorry, I should live a good life. If I can go back, I will honor you well." Qin Yu wiped the corners of his eyes with heat, only at this moment did he realize how confused he was then.
Seeing Qin Yu burst into tears, Murongxue and You Yu panicked, thinking that they had accidentally poked Qin Yu's heartache, and hurriedly asked what happened.
"It's okay, I'm just thinking of my relatives. My family is not here, so I can't go back." Qin Yu shook his head to indicate that he was fine.
Seeing that Qin Yu didn't seem to want to go into details, You Wu was thoughtful and didn't ask too many questions: "Since there is no place to go, let's stay at my house for the holidays, it will be lively when there are many people."
Murong Xue opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something, but after glancing at You Wu, she still didn't say anything.
Qin Yu just wanted to agree, but after taking a look at Murong Xue, he shook his head and refused: "Ah Xue saved my life in the snowy day, and I will accompany A Xue to eat for the festival."
"Oh, that's it, okay then." You Wu seemed a little disappointed, but he still didn't force him to stay, while Murong Xue was surprised and nodded his head a few times.
You Wu is optimistic by nature, and immediately cast his disappointment out of the blue: "Right, count the time, you should be able to participate in the second-year promotion assessment when you return to the cafeteria after the New Year's Eve, and if you pass successfully, we will be the same year." , maybe still in the same class."
Speaking of this, You Wu suddenly yelled and his tone became annoyed: "No, I have to take the three-year assessment, how could I forget this?"
Qin Yu smiled and said, "We will still be in the same year, do you believe it or not?"
"What?" You Yu blinked and didn't understand Qin Yu's meaning.
"Did you forget that I am a first-class food scholar now? I have already reached the minimum standard for participating in the three-year assessment for promotion, so I will sign up for the two-year and three-year assessment at the same time. By then, we will be in the same year." Qin Yu smiled.
"You have to apply for the two-year and three-year exams at the same time? Is this legal? And the first-grade food scholar is only the minimum standard for taking the three-year assessment. Usually, those who are successfully promoted are at least food eaters!" As a second-year student, You Yu knows the three-year exam How fierce is the competition for assessment.
"Isn't there still a test for eating spirits? Can't you just refer to it?" Qin Yu's tone seemed very casual, and those who didn't understand would think he was joking.
"You're ruthless. If you can pass all of them, I will really convince you. By the way, there is also the halberd duel with Liu Can. Are you going to proceed after you are promoted?"
Qin Yu lowered his face and sneered: "No, I have saved enough capital now, and the day I return to the canteen after the festival is the day he gets out of the canteen!"
(End of this chapter)
Qin Yu didn't expect You Wu to have such a mischievous side at all, but at this moment, You Wu said in a serious voice: "Do you want paper?"
"I want your sister!" Qin Yu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and he was sure that You Wu did it on purpose.
"I mean do you want to use toilet paper, and I don't have a sister, oh, you don't like little girls, oh my god, you have to tell Luo Luo!" You Wu opened his mouth and looked at Qin with perverted eyes feather.
Qin Yu was completely defeated, lay down on the bed and said weakly: "I won't talk to you anymore, if I talk to you again, I will go crazy."
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Look at you like this. It doesn't make any sense at all." You Yu pouted and stopped joking, walked over and sat down on the bed with a grin, put the tray beside Qin Yu and said, "Snacks and hangover tea , Seeing that your road is not steady, hurry up and drink some sober bar."
Qin Yu sat up, looked at the hot hangover tea in the tray, and felt a warm feeling flowing through his heart, flapping his nose, and immediately identified the ingredients of the hangover tea, including kudzu flower, kudzu root and longevity fruit.
Among them, kudzu flower is a kind of precious Chinese medicinal material, which can relieve alcohol and refresh the spleen, and has a good effect on alleviating headache, vomiting and stomach injury after drinking. There are also benefits to being drunk.
Just as he was about to reach for the teacup, You Wu grabbed it first. You Wu picked up the teacup and handed it in front of Qin Yu, and the teasing smile just now appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Come and let me feed you."
"Uh, I'd better do it myself, I won't bother you with this kind of thing." Qin Yu went to pick up the teacup, but You Yu avoided it.
"What's there to be embarrassed about? I'm doing my landlord's favor. Are you going to refuse? Besides, when you force-fed Sister Long, I didn't see you being embarrassed." You Yu handed the teacup to Qin Yu again.
Qin Yu felt embarrassing in his heart, he really had to pay it back when he came out to hang out, but he didn't expect that it wasn't Long Meier but You Wu who forced him to pay it back.
In addition, he is very clear that You Yu's initiative to feed him is just a prank, and it has nothing to do with whether he likes it or not. This girl actually has a dark belly hidden. Could it be that black belly has become a public attribute these days?
God, it's hard to imagine how Feng Bupo and Su Zhe grew up amidst You Wu's pranks.
(Feng Bupo blushed and propped his forehead: "You won't understand." Su Zhe squatted down with his head in his arms: "Can you imagine what happened when there were crabs in the bathtub?" Qin Yu: "On behalf of all the people, I express my sympathy to you and condolences." The author: "The play is out, come back to me!")
"Come on, just one sip." You Wu's smile grew wider, and he forced the teacup to Qin Yu's mouth.
"Okay, just drink. The more embarrassing I am, the happier she is. I can't let her succeed." Qin Yu changed his mind and immediately formulated a coping strategy, abandoning embarrassment and accepting it calmly.
You Wu was stunned for a moment, and just about to activate the backup plan, the door opened again with a squeak, and Murong Xue came in with a tray, but the girl didn't even knock on the door.
As soon as she came in, Murong Xue saw such a picture, You Yu was feeding tea to Qin Yu with a smile, and Qin Yu was accepting it calmly.
"Oh, I didn't see anything!" Murong Xue turned around quickly, her cheeks became red and hot instantly.
Qin Yu took a sip of water and went the wrong way and almost choked to death. He coughed again and again, "Ahem, please don't...don't make up your mind freely...cough cough cough..."
You Yu took back the teacup and patted Qin Yu's back, and finally couldn't help laughing: "It's finally you, who made you always refuse to accept my halberd, now you know how powerful this girl is?"
Qin Yu rolled his eyes, he was still thinking about eating the halberd, but isn't this kind of revenge too petty?
Only then did Murong Xue turn around and come over with a tray with a blushing face, which contained snacks and hangover tea.
You Yu withdrew his hand and sat down again: "Stop making troubles and get down to business. In a few days it will be the New Year's Eve, and every family will be reunited. Where is your home? Do you want to go home for the holiday?"
When Qin Yu heard this, he felt pain in his heart. Counting the time, the Spring Festival is approaching in that world, and the Spring Festival is also the most important festival there. Every family has to reunite and have a New Year’s Eve dinner. In previous years, no matter how far away, he would go home to celebrate the New Year with his parents. But this time he really can't go back, the distance between him and his parents has surpassed the distance.
Home for the holidays?He really wanted to go back, but he couldn't go back. Thinking of his parents watching the lights of thousands of houses outside the window on New Year's Eve, but they could only hold his portrait and weep, he felt bad in his heart and his nose was sore .
"Mom and Dad, I'm sorry, I should live a good life. If I can go back, I will honor you well." Qin Yu wiped the corners of his eyes with heat, only at this moment did he realize how confused he was then.
Seeing Qin Yu burst into tears, Murongxue and You Yu panicked, thinking that they had accidentally poked Qin Yu's heartache, and hurriedly asked what happened.
"It's okay, I'm just thinking of my relatives. My family is not here, so I can't go back." Qin Yu shook his head to indicate that he was fine.
Seeing that Qin Yu didn't seem to want to go into details, You Wu was thoughtful and didn't ask too many questions: "Since there is no place to go, let's stay at my house for the holidays, it will be lively when there are many people."
Murong Xue opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something, but after glancing at You Wu, she still didn't say anything.
Qin Yu just wanted to agree, but after taking a look at Murong Xue, he shook his head and refused: "Ah Xue saved my life in the snowy day, and I will accompany A Xue to eat for the festival."
"Oh, that's it, okay then." You Wu seemed a little disappointed, but he still didn't force him to stay, while Murong Xue was surprised and nodded his head a few times.
You Wu is optimistic by nature, and immediately cast his disappointment out of the blue: "Right, count the time, you should be able to participate in the second-year promotion assessment when you return to the cafeteria after the New Year's Eve, and if you pass successfully, we will be the same year." , maybe still in the same class."
Speaking of this, You Wu suddenly yelled and his tone became annoyed: "No, I have to take the three-year assessment, how could I forget this?"
Qin Yu smiled and said, "We will still be in the same year, do you believe it or not?"
"What?" You Yu blinked and didn't understand Qin Yu's meaning.
"Did you forget that I am a first-class food scholar now? I have already reached the minimum standard for participating in the three-year assessment for promotion, so I will sign up for the two-year and three-year assessment at the same time. By then, we will be in the same year." Qin Yu smiled.
"You have to apply for the two-year and three-year exams at the same time? Is this legal? And the first-grade food scholar is only the minimum standard for taking the three-year assessment. Usually, those who are successfully promoted are at least food eaters!" As a second-year student, You Yu knows the three-year exam How fierce is the competition for assessment.
"Isn't there still a test for eating spirits? Can't you just refer to it?" Qin Yu's tone seemed very casual, and those who didn't understand would think he was joking.
"You're ruthless. If you can pass all of them, I will really convince you. By the way, there is also the halberd duel with Liu Can. Are you going to proceed after you are promoted?"
Qin Yu lowered his face and sneered: "No, I have saved enough capital now, and the day I return to the canteen after the festival is the day he gets out of the canteen!"
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Tokyo Ghoul: Fusion of Madara! Unlimited Moonlight Reading
Chapter 283 4 hours ago -
I'm writing a diary in fantasy, I'm really not a Cao thief
Chapter 227 4 hours ago -
I was expelled at the beginning, and after I became a god, the sect begged for forgiveness
Chapter 359 4 hours ago -
The Dragon from Hell
Chapter 2540 4 hours ago -
Weird Resurrection: I Can Transform into a Great Demon
Chapter 834 4 hours ago -
The abyss invaded, and I awakened my magic profession!
Chapter 216 5 hours ago -
Multiverse: Beginning with Forced Binding
Chapter 677 5 hours ago -
The most powerful prince consort
Chapter 1336 23 hours ago -
Corpse Retriever
Chapter 159 23 hours ago -
Simultaneous travel: Starting from returning to the main god space
Chapter 114 23 hours ago