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Chapter 995 Chapter 993: A new level of funny
Chapter 995: Chapter Nine Hundred 93: A New Realm of Funny
Dragon Tiger Terrace
Long Meier and this Longtang Dashi boarded the Dragon and Tiger Platform from two directions. The other party stood on the side of the dragon pattern, and Long Meier stood on the side of the tiger pattern, which made Long Meier feel very uncomfortable.
"I want to change positions!" Long Meier said.
"You don't have the qualifications!" The other party had a sullen look on his face, and he couldn't suppress his violent temper.
Long Meier's pupils shrank suddenly, and she was silent for two seconds before she said: "Report your name, I will not cut off the ring finger!"
"Longtang Bao Huiyi, remember, I will let you know the fate of provoking our Longtang!" Bao Huiyi said his name loudly, and added the prefix of Longtang on purpose, as if he thought it was very honorable.
In the corner under the Dragon and Tiger Stage, Qin Yu almost laughed out loud, Bao Huiyi?Cannon fodder B?There was Lu Ren Jia, a passer-by during the restaurant competition, and now there is Cannon Fodder B, please be okay?Is it really appropriate to be doomed as cannon fodder before the show starts?
"Save the big talk after you win. There must be a bet on the halberd. If I win, we will exchange the waist card, and you go to the fish hall." As soon as Long Meier finished speaking, someone suddenly rushed to the dragon and tiger platform.
This person was fair and thin, and he was quite bookish, but his expression and movements were funny. He held a gong in his left hand and a mallet in his right.Under the eyes of everyone, the cat ran to the middle of the Dragon and Tiger Terrace, straightened up and smiled, knocked a few times and raised his voice: "Why is there less excitement? Come on, let me help you witness For this halberd feast, please exchange names with each other now."
The audience was silent, and they all looked at this guy with speechless eyes, and countless ellipses crossed their heads.
Qin Yu was stunned, who is this guy?Why did he suddenly run out with the gong in hand?What's more nonsense is that the atmosphere full of gunpowder was instantly disturbed, and the rhythm was completely messed up.
"Who is this guy?" Qin Yu asked the people next to him in a low voice.
"You don't even know him? We are ranked in the Dragon Hall... oh, why is it you? Qin... um..." Before he finished speaking, Qin Yu covered his mouth.
"Keep your voice down, can't you just watch the fun?" Qin Yu was depressed, why was he recognized even though he had a mustache on?Why wouldn't Longmei be recognized if she disguised herself as a man?This is too unscientific, right?Does Longmei have her own fuzzy skills?
It is no secret that Qin Yu is coming to Longtang. Coupled with Qin Yu's previous two strong performances, many people in Longtang are already very convinced and respectful of Qin Yu. Hearing this, they nodded to show that they understood. Lowering his voice, he continued: "He is Long Yue, and he loves to join in the fun. Wherever there is excitement, you can definitely see his shadow. A while ago, I really wanted to go back to the family, and now I'm back to join in the fun."
"Long Yue? The second-ranked Long Yue?" Qin Yu was quite taken aback. He expected that Long Yue's mighty and stern image would collapse in an instant. It turns out that this guy is also a funny guy, and he likes to join in the fun It's unbelievable that he is still the second in the Xiao Fengyun list, thanks to the fact that he is from the Long family.
"Yes, it's him. You don't even know that, and I'm drunk too." The other party asked whether you are from our Yulin canteen.
"With his appearance, can he really be ranked second on the Xiao Fengyun list?" Qin Yu felt a little unbelievable, but he was actually influenced by Dou Xiaobai's funny comparison, and subconsciously defined the funny comparison as Dou Xiaobai's image .
The other party nodded: "That's true. After all, it's the Long family. It's definitely not strong enough. Xiao Fengyun has been in the second place for quite a long time, second only to Long Ying. But there is still a gap between him and Long Ying. Longying is the strongest, there is no doubt about that."
Long Ying really has great influence, he is like an idol in the Dragon Hall, if he grows up, won't he become a full-name idol?Coupled with the ability to change into a dragon at will, it can properly kill all age groups from loli to Lao Yu.
On the Dragon and Tiger Stage, Long Mei'er was also very annoyed, who the hell dared to spoil the atmosphere?No, you can't do it now, write it down first, and settle the accounts slowly later.
"Who are you?" Long Meier tried her best to control her urge to kick someone.
"Shh, don't break the rhythm, you must come in order, didn't I say? We should report each other's names now." Long Yue actually made a silent gesture to Long Meier, and then hooked his palms repeatedly at Bao Huiyi Winking, "Name, name, hurry up, you should hurry up!"
Long Mei was furious, her hand on the table sneaked in, the corners of her eyebrows and eyes twitched non-stop, the violent factor became more and more violent, this guy actually dared to boo her, how dare to boo her, how dare to boo her!Is it tolerable or unbearable, porridge is tolerable and rice is unbearable!
Everyone in the audience had black lines on their foreheads, and Qin Yu couldn't help covering his forehead and bowing his head, no, no, no, this guy is as funny as Dou Xiaobai, if you let this guy meet Dou Xiaobai, maybe you can instantly Be a buddy.
"Bao Huiyi..." On the side of the dragon pattern on the stage, Bao Huiyi said his name with a face full of helplessness. The momentum just now was gone, and all the anger in his stomach was also extinguished. It was all extinguished by this funny comparison.But what can he do?He is Long Yue, the Long family, and the second in the Xiao Fengyun list. Can he complain?Forget it, let's just follow this funny ratio, and make it a kid.
"Okay, Longtang Bao Huiyi, what a resounding name, it definitely represents the strength of our Longtang!" Long Yue raised his voice and looked very excited, and then everyone in the audience looked at him silently, without any intention of being infected at all.
The so-called teasers are ignorant of self-knowledge, Long Yue didn't feel the helplessness of the crowd and Long Mei's anger at all, he turned his head and hooked his palm at Long Mei'er: "You, hurry up, it's your turn, report your name, Still staring blankly?"
"I want to kick him to death, I must kick him to death, but I have to bear it first, I have to bear it, I must bear it!" Long Meier's fingernails left five deep scratches on the countertop, and finally suppressed the boiling pain. The anger and the urge to kick, gritted his teeth and popped out four words, "Yutang, Thunder!"
"Thunder! Hohohoho, what a powerful name." Long Yue clapped vigorously with the gongs and drums, and suddenly changed his tone to regret, "It's just that he is too tender and handsome, without the domineering name."
"I'm going to kick him to death!" Long Mei was about to go crazy. This was the first time after Qin Yu that someone could make her so angry. It's still anger, real anger, anger that can't help but kick people.
"But it doesn't matter, the important thing is that there is excitement... Oh no, there is a food halberd to watch. Since it is a food halberd, there must be losses and wins, everyone, right?" Long Yue took a few steps by himself. .
The audience continued to have black lines on their foreheads, what do you need to say about the special ones?Since it doesn't matter, what are you asking?
(See you tomorrow~)
(End of this chapter)
Dragon Tiger Terrace
Long Meier and this Longtang Dashi boarded the Dragon and Tiger Platform from two directions. The other party stood on the side of the dragon pattern, and Long Meier stood on the side of the tiger pattern, which made Long Meier feel very uncomfortable.
"I want to change positions!" Long Meier said.
"You don't have the qualifications!" The other party had a sullen look on his face, and he couldn't suppress his violent temper.
Long Meier's pupils shrank suddenly, and she was silent for two seconds before she said: "Report your name, I will not cut off the ring finger!"
"Longtang Bao Huiyi, remember, I will let you know the fate of provoking our Longtang!" Bao Huiyi said his name loudly, and added the prefix of Longtang on purpose, as if he thought it was very honorable.
In the corner under the Dragon and Tiger Stage, Qin Yu almost laughed out loud, Bao Huiyi?Cannon fodder B?There was Lu Ren Jia, a passer-by during the restaurant competition, and now there is Cannon Fodder B, please be okay?Is it really appropriate to be doomed as cannon fodder before the show starts?
"Save the big talk after you win. There must be a bet on the halberd. If I win, we will exchange the waist card, and you go to the fish hall." As soon as Long Meier finished speaking, someone suddenly rushed to the dragon and tiger platform.
This person was fair and thin, and he was quite bookish, but his expression and movements were funny. He held a gong in his left hand and a mallet in his right.Under the eyes of everyone, the cat ran to the middle of the Dragon and Tiger Terrace, straightened up and smiled, knocked a few times and raised his voice: "Why is there less excitement? Come on, let me help you witness For this halberd feast, please exchange names with each other now."
The audience was silent, and they all looked at this guy with speechless eyes, and countless ellipses crossed their heads.
Qin Yu was stunned, who is this guy?Why did he suddenly run out with the gong in hand?What's more nonsense is that the atmosphere full of gunpowder was instantly disturbed, and the rhythm was completely messed up.
"Who is this guy?" Qin Yu asked the people next to him in a low voice.
"You don't even know him? We are ranked in the Dragon Hall... oh, why is it you? Qin... um..." Before he finished speaking, Qin Yu covered his mouth.
"Keep your voice down, can't you just watch the fun?" Qin Yu was depressed, why was he recognized even though he had a mustache on?Why wouldn't Longmei be recognized if she disguised herself as a man?This is too unscientific, right?Does Longmei have her own fuzzy skills?
It is no secret that Qin Yu is coming to Longtang. Coupled with Qin Yu's previous two strong performances, many people in Longtang are already very convinced and respectful of Qin Yu. Hearing this, they nodded to show that they understood. Lowering his voice, he continued: "He is Long Yue, and he loves to join in the fun. Wherever there is excitement, you can definitely see his shadow. A while ago, I really wanted to go back to the family, and now I'm back to join in the fun."
"Long Yue? The second-ranked Long Yue?" Qin Yu was quite taken aback. He expected that Long Yue's mighty and stern image would collapse in an instant. It turns out that this guy is also a funny guy, and he likes to join in the fun It's unbelievable that he is still the second in the Xiao Fengyun list, thanks to the fact that he is from the Long family.
"Yes, it's him. You don't even know that, and I'm drunk too." The other party asked whether you are from our Yulin canteen.
"With his appearance, can he really be ranked second on the Xiao Fengyun list?" Qin Yu felt a little unbelievable, but he was actually influenced by Dou Xiaobai's funny comparison, and subconsciously defined the funny comparison as Dou Xiaobai's image .
The other party nodded: "That's true. After all, it's the Long family. It's definitely not strong enough. Xiao Fengyun has been in the second place for quite a long time, second only to Long Ying. But there is still a gap between him and Long Ying. Longying is the strongest, there is no doubt about that."
Long Ying really has great influence, he is like an idol in the Dragon Hall, if he grows up, won't he become a full-name idol?Coupled with the ability to change into a dragon at will, it can properly kill all age groups from loli to Lao Yu.
On the Dragon and Tiger Stage, Long Mei'er was also very annoyed, who the hell dared to spoil the atmosphere?No, you can't do it now, write it down first, and settle the accounts slowly later.
"Who are you?" Long Meier tried her best to control her urge to kick someone.
"Shh, don't break the rhythm, you must come in order, didn't I say? We should report each other's names now." Long Yue actually made a silent gesture to Long Meier, and then hooked his palms repeatedly at Bao Huiyi Winking, "Name, name, hurry up, you should hurry up!"
Long Mei was furious, her hand on the table sneaked in, the corners of her eyebrows and eyes twitched non-stop, the violent factor became more and more violent, this guy actually dared to boo her, how dare to boo her, how dare to boo her!Is it tolerable or unbearable, porridge is tolerable and rice is unbearable!
Everyone in the audience had black lines on their foreheads, and Qin Yu couldn't help covering his forehead and bowing his head, no, no, no, this guy is as funny as Dou Xiaobai, if you let this guy meet Dou Xiaobai, maybe you can instantly Be a buddy.
"Bao Huiyi..." On the side of the dragon pattern on the stage, Bao Huiyi said his name with a face full of helplessness. The momentum just now was gone, and all the anger in his stomach was also extinguished. It was all extinguished by this funny comparison.But what can he do?He is Long Yue, the Long family, and the second in the Xiao Fengyun list. Can he complain?Forget it, let's just follow this funny ratio, and make it a kid.
"Okay, Longtang Bao Huiyi, what a resounding name, it definitely represents the strength of our Longtang!" Long Yue raised his voice and looked very excited, and then everyone in the audience looked at him silently, without any intention of being infected at all.
The so-called teasers are ignorant of self-knowledge, Long Yue didn't feel the helplessness of the crowd and Long Mei's anger at all, he turned his head and hooked his palm at Long Mei'er: "You, hurry up, it's your turn, report your name, Still staring blankly?"
"I want to kick him to death, I must kick him to death, but I have to bear it first, I have to bear it, I must bear it!" Long Meier's fingernails left five deep scratches on the countertop, and finally suppressed the boiling pain. The anger and the urge to kick, gritted his teeth and popped out four words, "Yutang, Thunder!"
"Thunder! Hohohoho, what a powerful name." Long Yue clapped vigorously with the gongs and drums, and suddenly changed his tone to regret, "It's just that he is too tender and handsome, without the domineering name."
"I'm going to kick him to death!" Long Mei was about to go crazy. This was the first time after Qin Yu that someone could make her so angry. It's still anger, real anger, anger that can't help but kick people.
"But it doesn't matter, the important thing is that there is excitement... Oh no, there is a food halberd to watch. Since it is a food halberd, there must be losses and wins, everyone, right?" Long Yue took a few steps by himself. .
The audience continued to have black lines on their foreheads, what do you need to say about the special ones?Since it doesn't matter, what are you asking?
(See you tomorrow~)
(End of this chapter)
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