After wearing a book, I became the mother of a paranoid villain

Chapter 270 Anti-Routine

The Daoist was stunned, this little lady looked weak, but she was so ruthless when bargaining!
He hesitated.

Sure enough, Shen Luo turned her head and looked at the other two Taoist priests squatting on the ground, one of them said warmly: "Little Madam, come to me, I charge a reasonable fee, and the deal is ten taels of silver."

The other grinned, showing his yellow teeth, and followed suit with a sneer, "Little Madam, you can also think about this Taoist priest. This Taoist priest gave me the title of God Fortune, it's not for nothing."

Shen Luo felt that the two priests were trying their best to recommend her and win business, which was really not easy.

He stared at the two with interest.

And finally the Taoist priest behind him gritted his teeth, couldn't hold back, and said loudly: "You two fellow Taoists should understand the principle of first come, first served! I was the one who looked for this lady first."

After speaking, he agreed to make a deal for ten taels of silver.

Shen Luo followed him to the table where he set up a stall, "Madam please write something on this paper."

Shen Luo held the brush and thought for a long time before writing the word "dream".

The Taoist priest stroked his beard, "After Madam has written it, you don't have to show it to the Taoist priest."

Shen Luo let out an "oh" and folded the paper.

"Dare to ask Madam, is it a dream character?"

Shen Luo: Oh, there are still two brushes.

"Then dare to ask Madam what is she asking for?"

Shen Luo: "Since you can guess what I wrote, why don't you guess what I want?"

Daoist was taken aback, then laughed, "Since Ma'am is asking this Daoist for fortune-telling, she must explain what she is asking about, marriage or financial resources?"

Shen Luo licked her lips: "Then can I ask both!"

Only children make choices, she is an adult, she wants both!
The Taoist priest smiled deeper, "Of course."

"I saw Madam's complexion is rosy, and there is an auspicious star shining on her forehead. This is the family affiliation of Wang Fu Wang!" The Taoist priest pinched his fingers in a godlike manner, and suddenly his face became serious, "But these days, there is a group of evil spirits surrounding Madam. This baleful aura comes from bad people, and it needs to be expelled in time, otherwise it will bring disaster to Madam and even the family."

Shen Luo listened with interest, crossing her arms.

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"What about the solution?"

When the Taoist priest heard that the fish was about to bite the hook, his face turned serious, "The poor Taoist can do justice for the sky, but I need this." He rubbed his hands.

Shen Luo glanced at it, and suddenly asked: "Master Daoist, let me ask you something instead."

The Taoist priest nodded: "Madam, please."

"If your old mother and your wife fell into the river at the same time, which one would you save first?"

Taoist priest: "." He has no wife.

"Ma'am, you are joking. We who practice Taoism have never married a wife."

Shen Luo: "Hiss~ That can also be assumed."

The Taoist priest scratched his head, a bit ashamed like a boy with a hairy head, and said in a muttered voice: "Filial piety is the first thing to do, you have to save your mother first."

"Yes, the Taoist priest is filial."

Seeing the inscrutable smile on Shen Luo's face, the Taoist priest felt a little curious, and asked, "If you were Madam, how would you choose?"

"Me?" Shen Luo chuckled, "Naturally, I stay away from you, the scourge. The old lady and wife who were close to me all fell into the water."

Daoist: "." What kind of suffocating answer is this.

The brain circuit is clear and strange, different from ordinary people.

"The Taoist priest will give people fortune-telling in the future, think about a few more angles, don't fix your thinking, okay?" In other words, you can change the tricks of deceiving people. Shen Luo really sees this old routine too much and is numb. all.

When she's done, she's leaving.

The Taoist priest followed up belatedly, his face darkened, "You don't have any money yet, do you want to ask for nothing?"

Shen Luo blinked: "I have already taught you experience, shouldn't it be evened?"

(End of this chapter)