The strongest teacher of Naruto

Chapter 102: Tampered Memories
The morning sun shines on the wooden floor through the window sill, announcing the beginning of a new day.

"Aha…."

The ordinary chunin teacher in Konoha Village, Uno Iruka opened his mouth wide and raised his hands high at the same time, stretching and yawning, rubbing his sleepy eyes with one hand, and habitually facing the bed with the other hand Probe down——

Suddenly there was a warm touch in the palm, and the next moment, Iruka suddenly heard a bloody moan:

"Um"

It was a very familiar voice, but it was this voice that made Iruka lose all sleep in an instant, his face froze, his consciousness suddenly woke up, then he turned his head mechanically, and then he saw Quan Mei Zhengjing in a dark blue thin pajamas lying quietly beside him, while his hands
It just happened to be pressed against Quanmei's exposed buttocks
On the belly!
Seeing this, Iruka's rationality made him secretly relieved, but the next moment, a thought instinctively appeared in his mind:
'Nimma, why wouldn't Mao's broken hand move up a few centimeters according to a man's instinct? '

While cursing himself for being unworthy, Iruka raised his hand carefully, trying not to disturb Quanmei, but just when his hand left Quanmei's belly and was about to lift it up completely——

boom!
The crisp sound of porcelain falling to the ground, the next moment, I saw Xiao Hei's round and cute little head suddenly appearing on the edge of the window sill, and his little paws climbing up the window sill Below, was a broken flower pot.

Of course, things like compensation for pets destroying public property are completely unimportant, what Iruka cares about is.
Quan Mei's charming big eyes suddenly opened the moment the stinky cat smashed the flowerpot, and the hazy look in her eyes dissipated instantly when she saw her salty pig's hand, which was only four centimeters away from her chest, and was replaced by a A pair of eyes filled with an incomparably piercing chill.

From Quanmei's perspective, no matter how you think about it, you will only come to one conclusion——

"Let's just ask, Iruka-sensei, if I don't wake up, what do you want to do with your dirty hands that should only be thrown in the garbage dump?"

The corner of Quanmei's mouth raised slightly, revealing a cold smile.

"Ms. Quanmei, compared to this, should you pay attention to other more important things, such as why you appear on my bed, do you have some kind of sleepwalking~"

Iruka withdrew his hand awkwardly. Although he didn't actually have the idea of ​​being obscene with Iruka, he also knew that his actions just now could easily cause misunderstandings. In addition, the timing of Iruka's waking up was too coincidental. Waking up when her hand was closest to her chest, Iruka completely made Iruka fall off his crotch like yellow mud, it was either shit or shit!

"Oh? Iruka-sensei, is that all your last words?"

Quanmei sneered and propped up her delicate body, then began to gear up, looking at Iruka who was about to get out of bed with malicious intentions.

"Calm down, Quanmei, human beings are intelligent races that can communicate with each other, we..."

"Stop talking nonsense! Get out and reflect on me!"

Bang!
Iruka's rather tall figure flew upside down from the window sill under Izumi's girl's fist, almost causing the black cat Xiaohei who had just struggled to climb onto the window sill to hurt Chi Yu. The next moment, there was a sound of crowd commotion outside the window .

.....................

"Damn it, it's obviously none of my business, why should I suffer this kind of crime?"

Iruka rubbed his nearly dislocated chin, and said with resentment.

"No matter what the reason, it is not justified to attack a woman anywhere, Mr. Iruka, you should be glad that the target of the attack was me. If it were someone else, you would have been brought to the government long ago. Maybe Hokage My lord has to explain this to the government.”

Putting on a set of conservative clothes, Izumi and Iruka walked side by side. Behind the two of them was Ichinoyashi who was gradually going away. That is to say, they had completely given up their plan to find Uchiha Itachi.

After all, for Iruka, the crescent moon did not appear, and if he stayed in that wild town, he did not know what kind of enemy he would encounter next time. The elite ninja who use the nature of the wind to change, if there are still people who dare to attack, the people who come will definitely not be worse than those two. It is very likely that they are all S-level rebellious ninja, it is better to get out of them as soon as possible.

However, Iruka was a little surprised that Quanmei was clearly worried yesterday, but she suddenly returned to normal today. Iruka, who had a good talk, had to give up this idea.

And Izumi doesn't seem to want to mention Uchiha Itachi, since waking up in the morning until now, she hasn't mentioned a word about the purpose of going out this time.

Iruka felt that Izumi should be hiding her loss in her heart, and she didn't want him to see it. Although the purpose of going out this time did not reach his goal, it had nothing to do with him, but it was the actions of two people after all. If it failed, it would be a failure. , Quanmei was probably worried that she would be upset because she didn't help her, so she didn't show her disappointment on her face.

While secretly lamenting Quanmei's delicate thoughts, Iruka didn't have the slightest intention of softening his mouth:

"Isn't your excess self-awareness too outrageous? Didn't I say everything about assaulting women? It was just a misunderstanding. Compared with this, you should explain why you appeared on my bed! Don't talk to me Talk about going to the wrong room when you come back from the toilet in the middle of the night, if you make such low-level mistakes, you are still a bad elite jnin."

Hearing this, Quan Mei suddenly turned her head, looked at the wilderness where there was no hair in the distance, and then said imposingly:
"Can't I sleepwalk?! Sleepwalking doesn't violate the ninja rules, right? Teacher Iruka."

However, behind her strength, an extremely weak thought emerged in her mind:
can't say-

After going to the toilet, I climbed up on Iruka-sensei's bed in a daze, I really can't say it
Iruka's back turned to Iruka's delicate melon-seeded face with an intoxicating blush, feeling her hot cheeks, Iruka didn't dare to turn her head to face Iruka.

Iruka didn't know that his unintentional sentence just happened to hit Quanmei's memory tampered with by the moon. Seeing Quanmei's obviously ulterior motives, his rather dark scarred face suddenly appeared. Suspicious color:

"There's nothing wrong with sleepwalking, but you're watching me talk! How can I believe what you say with your guilty conscience?"

"Tch! Isn't it okay to look at the scenery? And Mr. Iruka, why do you always ask girls such personal questions? It's really bad. You deserve to be single until now."

Quan Mei turned her head very dissatisfied. Anyway, she is also an elite Jōnin. Although she is not very proficient in controlling emotions with will, she is not completely ignorant. After a short period of buffering, although her face still has A trace of blush, if you observe carefully, you can definitely see a trace of unnaturalness, but a nervous person like Iruka will only think that he is thinking too much.

But even if he was temporarily wronged, Iruka had no intention of bowing his head.

"It's just asking some reasons. If that kind of problem is considered a personal problem, then you women have too many personal problems, right? And why do you always say that I deserve to be single until now? I'm only 22 years old, okay, 22 years old Is it shameful to be a bachelor? You should really apologize to most career-oriented men in the village, especially Kakashi and Kai, they are much older than me and not married yet, why should I be in a hurry?"

Quan Mei, who already had a ghost in her heart, just snorted softly and didn't answer. Immediately, the embarrassing topic between the two of them ended, and then the two of them started talking about where the price of meat has recently increased, which village has No nutritious topics like something delicious.

After a while, Iruka stopped after realizing that there was no one within the range of force field perception, and was about to use his ability to launch the technique of refracting light, and then controlled a stone board to fly directly back to Konoha, but at this moment, he saw Iruka's intended Izumi suddenly said:

"Mr. Iruka, this time I applied for a full two months of mission time. It's only been a month. It's too boring to go back directly, and next time I want to apply for a long-term mission, it will definitely not be like this time. It's so simple, so let's walk back on foot, I've been a little physically and mentally exhausted from performing too many tasks recently, and I just want to go shopping and relax."

"what?!"

Hearing this fake reason, Iruka suddenly looked confused.

According to Iruka's poor memory, it was a month ago that Izumi performed a task above A-level last time. She hasn't performed a task above A-level for a month and is still physically and mentally exhausted?
Tired ass! !

(End of this chapter)