Peking University "poor" students
Chapter 16 Sacred Military Training
Chapter 16 Sacred Military Training
In such an atmosphere of laughter and scolding, I spent the summer vacation safely.One summer vacation, I still didn't think of any pet name.
After the summer vacation is military training.
On the last night before the military training, I finally arrived at the school dormitory. As soon as I entered the door, I was immediately surrounded by three golden flowers.
Julie drank a teapot of water like an aunt in the neighborhood committee: "What is the most familiar stranger? The person who looks the least enlightened turns out to be the most boring person. Let's clearly recall the clip a year ago. At that time Who was that person who pushed Fang Yuke around and advised us not to dig into Ru Ting's walls? Who was holding a bowl of instant noodle and gossiping with us wretchedly?"
I smirked: "It's an emotional thing, I can't say for sure, it will come out accidentally."
Wang Jie took the conversation: "I didn't expect to secretly hide under our noses. Having the opposite sex is inhumane, right? I didn't call us for a summer vacation."
Roommate Wen Tao continued: "Also, Wen Tao, who has the same name and surname as mine, called our dormitory to look for you. I didn't expect you to hide it very deeply. We didn't know that you still had contacts with the famous Wen Tao. .Do not fight righteousness, do not fight righteousness, how did we swear in the past, there are handsome guys to share, and wretched men to fight together."
I just remembered that Wen Tao hasn't texted me for almost a month.
But it's not surprising that once he gets busy, we will lose contact for a long time.I don't know if he has heard about the matter between me and Fang Yuke.
Julie glanced at me: "Let's explain it carefully tonight. From Wen Tao to Fang Yuke, there is no word. If there is any falsehood, I will serve you with pepper water on the tiger bench."
The three are all gossip girls, and they have to talk about Zhang's parents and Wang's family if they have nothing to do. They have three toads and five eyes. Now such explosive news has been suppressed by me for a long time. No wonder they want to be punished.
Under the strong air pressure of the three, I began to reminisce about Things Past.
When I finished summarizing my emotional life in the past few months with spit, the three of them bypassed the main point and went directly to Wen Tao's question.
Julie asked in disbelief: "You said you planted peach trees in your previous life, right? You ran into handsome guys. Isn't Wen Tao the rebellious person in the legend? How could he like you? You are because of Fang After Yu Ke got together, his self-confidence increased dramatically, right?"
Just when the phone rang, Wang Jie answered the phone, and before she could say a word, she covered the receiver and winked and said softly, "It's Wen Tao."
I took the phone, and three ears leaned over the phone.
"Hey—" I was a little nervous.
"You're back? I've been waiting for your call, why don't you call me?"
The three mouths next to it gasped, and the pupils of the three pairs of eyes dilated instantly.
I stammered, "Because I—I—"
Wen Tao smiled over there: "Why are you chattering? It's not like your style. You see, I will call you as soon as I finish my work, and your phone is not turned on yet."
I thought of Fang Yuke graciously embracing Ru Ting, and thought of Fang Yuke announcing her out in front of me, and suddenly understood how honest and courageous he was in doing so to give me peace of mind.But I am here with others, and I want to talk about it.
I mustered up my courage: "Wen Tao, Fang Yuke and I are together. I like him, and he likes me too. I hope you can understand. If you are willing, we are still good friends."
There was another gasp next to her, and Julie beat her chest and performed pantomime, as if her son had been rejected.
Wen Tao was very quiet and didn't make a sound.
"Hey, are you listening?" I asked quickly.
"Little Springboard, why are you so honest with me when you talk so well with others? I wanted to pretend I didn't know about this, and I wanted to see you off before the military training."
"I'm sorry..." I said timidly.
"Don't be sorry, it's not that the male is unmarried and the female is unmarried. Ru Ting told me about your affairs. She didn't give up on Fang Yuke, and I wouldn't either. I haven't tried it, so why turn around? If I turn around, it will be a lifetime Well... I don't want to make me regret it in the future."
I was a little anxious: "I didn't tell you to turn around, but I just asked you to look aside. There are a lot of budding flowers around you, waiting for you. There are flowers that can be broken straight away, don't wait for no flowers to be broken. What are you doing?" Do you want to fight hard against my broken flowers and willows? Maybe in a few years, when you mention me to others, maybe you vomit a few liters of blood..."
"Springboard, you can be someone else's remnant flowers and willows, but to me, you are Tianshan Snow Lotus and Kunlun Ganoderma. I knew Fang Yuke liked you a long time ago, but didn't you also like others at that time and couldn't tolerate others? In the end you Are you still with Fang Yuke? Why did you announce that I was out when you came to me? Romeo's first girlfriend wasn't Juliet, and he could still create a love affair. I'm not the first person you like, Not your first boyfriend, but I will be your Romeo."
Celebrities in the journalism department are always eloquent, and in such a passive position, they can still speak eloquently and sensationally.Even at a certain moment, I was a little moved.
"Wen Tao, I read a story on the train today. A young monk who just entered the temple said to the abbot: 'I can't let go of some things, I can't let go of some people.' The abbot said: 'There is nothing I can't let go of. The little monk said: "But in fact, even though I was in the pure land of Buddhism, I still didn't let go." The abbot asked him to hold a cup full of hot water, and the water overflowed accidentally. The little monk was so hot that he immediately let go The abbot said: "There is nothing in this world that you can't let go of. When it hurts, you will let it go naturally." Does this story mean that I have to be cruel to you in the future to make you let go of me completely? ? You also know that I speak very directly, and hurtful words don’t need to be detoured and immediately inserted into the weakest place of others.”
"Hehe, springboard, you are telling a story with someone from the journalism department, don't you think about the consequences? To me, this story can only give me a stronger belief. You hurt all your body, and then I sit back and enjoy it?"
"He won't." I raised the decibel angrily.
"You can see that you are tough and arrogant. In fact, your heart is extremely weak. You are just bluffing. Do you really understand him? In my eyes, Fang Yu is a person who is stingy in expressing his emotions. He is so stingy that his other half doubts his feelings." So far. He has a strong possessive desire, which will make you who yearn for freedom feel uncomfortable. In the long run, you will definitely have conflicts."
"Since when did you start setting up a stall to count your face?"
"I'm a journalist, and my double major is psychology. Although I haven't graduated yet, I have met many people. Fang Yuke's name was given by Ru Ting, and I have heard it many times. After simple contact, I also understand It's almost the same. It's like knowing that the first person you like is Xiaoxi, just like I can tell from listening to you just now, that you are playing the role of a paper tiger in the current relationship."
"I hate you for being so mean and aggressive."
"I know, but I don't want to be sneaky and mean, I'm just telling the truth. You need to be honorable when you win, and you need to be honest when you lose. Zhou Linlin, you are an impatient person. I'm sorry, but I should put it in a more positive way. You are a straightforward person. For example, if you like Shang Xiaoxi, for example, if you give up on Xiaoxi, for example, if you like Shang Yuke, I believe that you are all quick to avoid all troublesome problems. If Ru Ting insisted on interfering between you, would you Withdraw to achieve the peace of the whole world?"
People who know themselves better than me are scary.I don't know how many of these words are correct and how many are wrong, paragraphs of bloody summaries are as clean and quick as Fang Yuke dissecting fish belly and scraping fish scales in the kitchen, but it is more cruel than it.Buddha Avalokitesvara God Jesus Virgin Mary, thank you for allowing me to take Chicken Soup for the Soul class on the first day back to school.
"Wen Tao, can't you give us a gentleman's blessing? At least I lived to be 20 years old, and I bloomed a small flower that was congenitally deficient and acquired disorder. It's good for you, put on riding boots, tense your muscles, and step on the flower bone a few times. Feet, made me and Fang Yuke so pitiful..."
"The most pitiful thing is me. I step on it, but I still want to take this flower home. It's not the first time for me, Wen Tao, to fall in love. I'm still learning how to be infatuated. It's ridiculous to be known."
I didn't know what to answer, so I had to find a reason to hang up the phone: "The phone card is out of money, I have to hang up."
"Springboard, why can't you even lie? I called you. What does it have to do with the phone card?"
"Then the phone is powered off, okay?" After finishing speaking, I put down the phone.
Turning around, the three girls clutched their chests like a boulder was broken.
Julie said excitedly: "You guys just play a big show. You said that you don't usually bloom, but when you bloom, you will bloom a double lotus, twin flowers. What do you want us to do? Can you retail it to me at a wholesale price?"
Wang Jie, who is usually calm, also began to intervene: "Why did you recruit such two people in one move? Aren't you an enemy of all the girls in the school? Be careful that no one will review the materials for you in the future exams."
Uh - it seems that the consequences are quite serious.
My roommate Wen Tao comforted me and said: "It's okay, all boys will be grateful to you. What a contribution it is to let so many girls give up their goals. However, I heard that there are still some boys who appreciate Wen Tao. Who told him to dress How can you recruit people like this? Sigh, it’s not easy to live in this world, you have to fight with the same sex, and you also have to fight with the opposite sex.”
I sighed: "You can mock me as much as you want. I would rather not have such a fate. I am afraid of complexity. If I can travel through time, I would rather go to a family where I was married on my fingertips. Yes, the Ming media is getting married. In another year, I will hold a tiger baby on the kang, and wait for the man to earn some money and come back. How wonderful, there is no trouble at all. No exams, no studies, no brains all day long, nothing to do. In another 40 years, As soon as the loess is buried, my children and grandchildren will kowtow to me in front of the tombstone, and I will be promoted to an immortal."
Julie yelled: "What is crying poor? This is called crying poor! Don't be fooled. Be careful to be struck by lightning when you go out. You will really travel back in time. Then you will complain about not being able to access the Internet, download movies, eat KFC, or drink Pepsi. Crying and shouting to come back and think of a handsome guy with us."
I complained: "Actually, what Wen Tao said is right, my relationship with Fang Yuke is really like a paper tiger. Regardless of the fact that we are boyfriend and girlfriend, except for the confession that day, he still hurts me, and from time to time he joins forces with others to bully me. I don't want to make an oath or anything, but I don't have much confidence."
Wang Jie smiled: "When you first fall in love, you always worry about gains and losses. Mutual understanding and mutual trust are more important. Your top priority now is to straighten out Wen Tao's relationship. A rookie like you, don't learn from other people's two-handed policy. , when the time comes, I will lose my wife and lose my army."
I cried: "You also heard that I made it very clear on the phone. What else do I have to say to straighten out the relationship? From the very beginning, I made it very clear to Wen Tao. As dazzling as he is, It's really not my type. When I first met him, I thought he was just a kid. I just heard him say it and it made me feel creepy."
Roommate Wen Tao said: "This is fate. Who asked you to recruit relatives on the BBS? Of course, they are not happy if you invite them to come and go. But having said that, I think Fang Yuke should like you very much." Yes. When you were drunk last time, when he carried you back, he was like a 24-year-old son, letting you beat and scold him, and even helping you wash your face and cover the quilt. If you want to let me go, I will give you a potsticker. You must be safe. You don’t remember it afterward anyway.”
I have black lines on my face, and my roommates are stronger than each other.If they are allowed to talk normally and obediently one day, the sun will rise from the west and set in the east.
I love brother soldiers and submachine guns, but that doesn't mean I love military training.I hate anything that challenges my willpower.During the military training in the first year of high school, I happened to have a broken leg and survived.When I was blowing on the air conditioner at home and eating popsicles, in order to send frost in the snow, I deliberately planned to call Yaozi during the noon break, so that she could hear the melodious chirping sound when I was eating popsicles.Ten years in Hedong and ten years in Hexi, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. Yaozi, a woman with a tofu mouth and a sharp heart, made a special call this morning and broadcast the temperature, humidity, UV index, and sunshine index with the level of a weather announcer, and wished I have a good military training.
I almost got off the bus with Liu Hulan's aura and stepped into the Huairou military training base.When the iron door at the back slowly closed, I instantly had the illusion of entering vertically and exiting horizontally.
Looking around, there is not even a single plant taller than 5 centimeters in the sunny loess and white land.
The only fortunate thing is that there is a snack shop the size of a public toilet in this scorching land that is about to melt, which finally gave me some faith in life.
As a mature and rational adult, I didn't feel anything new about this strange environment.From the first moment I came in, I missed the colorful world outside the walls, Ximen Chicken Wings, Boshi Steamed Buns, and especially the 2-meter-long bed in the dormitory.I silently changed the greeting on my mobile phone to x days before the end of the military training, and changed this number every night as a sacred etiquette to eliminate my doubts about whether time stopped.
Our dormitory is a large room with ten bunk beds, close to the toilet, and the air pollution and noise pollution are extremely serious.
Not only that, life is always bloodier than I can imagine.
We combined German and Spanish into one class because of the small class size.And Ru Ting and I became close roommates in the neighboring shop.Ru Ting was obviously more surprised than I was, but her adjustment ability was much quicker than mine, and she straightened out the series of high-end skin care products she carried with her expressionlessly.
Because of Ru Ting's relationship, when Fang Yuke and I texted each other, I always felt that there were two murderous eyes shooting at me from behind.Nervously, I kept going back to confirm, and in the end, I lost interest in sending him, so I simply didn't take the initiative to send him a text message or sent him a symbolic message.
Our instructor was younger than us and had a paranoid idea of standing at attention.Often he would repeat the command to stand at attention N times without changing it.We very much suspect that he is yelling to show his hoarse throat to win our sympathy and favor, or he is just trying to tease us, because we tend to invariably guess when it will be the turn of the tardy" Take it easy."
Of course, I am a person who knows how to make fun of hardships, otherwise I would not be able to survive so tenaciously.
For example, when we were practicing standing, I would tell Julie with lip language that the decibels were close to ventriloquist, what time was the row in which direction a handsome guy was walking forward.Then Julie scolded me in ventriloquist, a female scum who eats the bowl and looks at the pot.In the long run, I doubt whether we have really mastered a martial arts secret that has been lost for many years...
The sun was rising three poles, and the heat wave was rolling on the ground, which was about to swallow people.My mind was empty, and when I was training my standing posture with dull eyes, I found that not far away, Fang Yuke's company was practicing lying down.Immediately I was refreshed, squinting my cat's eyes and quickly turned on the radar to search for Fang Yuke's shadow.
The so-called little farewell is better than a newly married, my tender feelings evaporated into strands of longing in the high temperature, lost in the slideshow composed of countless Fang Yuke images.
"Zhou Linlin come out!" The instructor's powerful voice suddenly came.
I was a little dazed, and I was still confirming whether it was an auditory hallucination.
The whole class looked at me.
"Zhou Linlin come out!" The instructor's hoarse command came again.
I have never eaten pork and seen pigs running.In the film and television works on the theme of the Red Revolution that I have watched since I was a child, I know that "coming out" is a chic action. According to the teaching steps of the instructor, it is composed of many decomposed actions.
I was confused, and jumped to the front of the team with my left foot and right foot.
Behind me is Fang Yuke and his schoolmates, and in front of me is the outer school company, which is formed by Ru Ting and my close friends.Who said life is a play?It's so fucking accurate.Look at so many people watching me sing a one-man show...
The instructor has a willow slender waist that makes all women jealous, but he is very masculine in his training: "I told you yesterday that one of the purposes of coming here for military training is to cultivate a sense of discipline. The correct standing posture requires 'eye level Ahead', where did your eyes go? Do you want to lie down with them?!"
Brother soldier, you are judging the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.Although I am a master who can sit and never stand, and can lie and never sit, I don't want to lie on the steaming plate either.The temperature of the ground is so high that you can directly fry eggs and pancakes.
I bowed my head and remained silent.Since I was young, I have been taught countless times that bowing my head is the most effective way to stimulate the brilliance of motherhood and reduce various punishments.
"The most important thing in the army is discipline and a sense of collective honor. If you make a mistake today, everyone's standing training will be increased by 15 minutes."
My mouth instantly became O-shaped, this is all right, I will die without a place to die.Everyone's eyes were full of fierce light that digging three feet into the ground would beat me to pieces.
"Zhou Linlin added half an hour." The instructor added calmly.
half an hour?Then will I evaporate into air...
Although 15 minutes and half an hour is very short, in normal times, this time is enough for me to eat a fruit, take a short walk, or squint and take a nap during class, and the time flies by.But it is not easy to expose the corpse to the sun for half an hour without interruption.
The heat of the earth has been transmitted to the whole body through the thin and hard soles of Jiefang shoes. The sun is as transparent as a barbecue at 360 degrees. Sticky sweat drips down the hair. I licked my chapped lips and cried out countless times in my heart: Who can Take away this guy drinking iced plum juice?
After we had stood for 15 minutes, we had already disbanded and rested. A group of women who looked frail, frail, and bound to fall by the wind rushed to the canteen with the momentum of a tiger coming out of a hive and a hungry wolf going down the mountain, leaving me standing alone in a jade tree facing the wind. On the yellow earth.
Julie stood 10 centimeters in front of me, opened the sour plum juice that was oozing cool air, tilted her neck, and made a pleasant gurgling sound.Julie wiped the juice overflowing from her mouth, turned her head and gave a kitsch smile, and said like she was filming a TV commercial: "It's completely cool, and it's iced for a summer."
I gritted my teeth, but the instructor was not far from me three meters away, so he dared not speak out.
Julie laughed haha: "There is a knife on Sezi's head, the handsome guy can see that the trouble is coming."
I thought to myself how could I have made such a bad friend, who came here to expose my rotten scars.
Julie added: "Actually, I came here to tell you kindly that your man and Ru Ting are chatting in your direction near three o'clock. The content is unknown, the expression is ambiguous, and the report is over." After speaking, Julie followed the time machine fled away like a whoosh.
This time, Julie not only exposed my rotten scars, but also sprinkled salt on my scars, which was very painful.
In view of the lesson of blood, I dare not turn my head to look at it even if I die. If I am reprimanded by the instructor and punished to stand for a few hours, my knee joint will be scrapped.
I squinted my eyes and used my peripheral vision to detect if there was a smell of adultery nearby.I was almost squinting, and I finally recognized a handsome man and a beautiful woman in a thick green military uniform, and they were talking happily.And from my point of view, Fang Yuke and Ru Ting stood in a straight line, providing me with ample room for imagination.It's like looking at the big teeth on the upper jaw with a mirror, as if you can see it, but you can't see it again, it's very uncomfortable.You Fang Yuke, for you, I was fined to stand in front of everyone, I lost all face, but you are better off, hook up with my female classmate.Where did the military discipline go, where did the instructors go, is the sacred military training base a place where you wait for each other? !Instructor, why don't you make Fang Yuke stand beside me...
The last 15 minutes felt like years, and I felt that the ground under my feet was about to melt, and my whole body was drenched from inside to outside like a sauna.His eyes began to blur, Fang Yuke was walking towards me from the corner of his eye, and Ru Ting also followed behind him step by step.There was a cavity of resentment in my heart that I wanted to vent, but the anger was stuck in my throat, and my throat was almost burnt into a hole, and I still couldn't find an outlet.My legs went limp, my eyes turned black, and my body fell down uncontrollably.
I thought to myself, if I fall down, I will have a hole in my head.
There was no pain as imagined, but fell into a firm embrace, and seemed to smell a familiar smell.Someone shook my body violently and called me in a long-lost eager voice: "Lin Lin wake up, wake up..."
Stupid, who told you to learn from Ma Jingtao, it made my stomach churn, and I didn't even have the energy to say a word.Consciousness was like a black net, and the noise from the outside was blocked out like a bug chirping. The numbness from head to toe stuck my upper and lower eyelids firmly, and I passed out comfortably.
The ceiling is a piece of drywall, and the liquid from the salt water bottle is slowly and feebly dripping down my veins unwillingly.
I turned my neck and saw a white coat not far away, leisurely flipping through newspapers.
Could it be that this is the legendary fainting?I suddenly got a little excited.
Generally speaking, fainting is a necessary element to form a universal heroine. I have always envied those goddesses who fainted gorgeously at critical moments, but I never thought that I could also faint.
I asked with a sharp voice: "Where am I?" Haha, the classic lines after fainting or time travel finally have a chance to be used in reality.
The doctor put down the newspaper and walked to me: "I fainted for less than 5 minutes, and lost my memory?"
5 minutes?Why?Can't I lie down for seven days and seven nights, the stars are dimmed because of me, and the sky is impermanent because of me?
The doctor asked me: "Are you flustered? Do you feel any discomfort?"
I shook my head, to be honest, even though it was only 5 minutes, I was as energetic as if I had been opened up to Ren and Du's second channel, and I was injected with true energy.
The doctor said: "I didn't expect to faint on the third day of the military training. According to the previous rules, I usually only open my office after a week. Now college students are too delicate."
"It's not because I'm squeamish, I'm angry..." It's okay not to mention it, I suddenly remembered that I heard Fang Yuke's voice when I fainted, "Doctor, when I came in, you saw a tall, handsome, Is he a young man who is so handsome and can rival the country?"
The doctor laughed: "The person you mentioned, I thought he was too noisy, so I asked him to go back to the team for training."
"Oh..." I bowed my head in disappointment.
"However, he said to come over immediately after training. You can rest for an afternoon and continue training tomorrow."
My eyes doubled when I heard the first half of the sentence, and I didn't care whether the second half of the sentence was benevolent or not.
Lying on the bed, I closed my eyes and began to think about how to deal with Fang Yuke later.Little boy, if you dare to flirt with others under the eyes of your aunt, I will elope with others tomorrow, so cry to death.A beautiful woman like me who is gentle and generous, everyone loves her, and the flowers are blooming is a limited-edition bestseller recently.
Just when I was feeling confident, I heard the sound of footsteps walking towards my hospital bed. I reflexively closed my eyes and tensed my nerves, pretending to be asleep.Sigh, I'm such a coward, the domineering aura just now was disrupted by the sound of footsteps, and it immediately deflated like a pricked balloon.
My hand was gently held, and the ends of my hair were carefully drawn to the other side of my face by him.
Well, I forgive you for flirting with Ru Ting today.I thought sweetly in my heart.
"Oh, it's dark and thin. It's ugly."
My heart skipped a beat, Wen Tao? !no?How did he come to the military training base?How did he get in?do i open my eyesOpen your eyes what can I say?
"Like a red-hot briquette, it's so ugly that it's red in the black."
Bah, you are ugly.I'm a chocolate, bronze, black pearl, no appreciation guy.
"It's so ugly that a handsome guy like me still misses it. In which life did you get the blessing?"
Hey, is there anyone who puts gold on their face like this?
"You see, for you, I even specially applied to interview this military training. I didn't bother to come before. When I heard that you fainted, I panicked. Sigh, you said that you usually look like a man, why? Suddenly become weak and sick?"
Unable to hear my answer, Wen Tao continued: "When I saw you for the first time, you positioned me as a substitute. I thought at the time that I had never played this role in my life, and I thought it would be okay to play with you." That’s right, besides, you look a little sorry to the public, so I’ll just treat it as a way to purify the air for human beings. I didn’t expect that the saying at that time, “Emotions don’t bomb the head, but bomb the heart” was fulfilled. How can you be so confident every time? How about rejecting me? I only have one year left in college, and I will go to the United States after one year, so you can’t make me happy and deceive me? Maybe when I go to a capitalist country, I see a lot of mixed-race beauties with devil figures. , I might despise you. When the time comes, you cry and beg me to come back, and I will..."
Wen Tao's words became softer and softer, and I seemed to hear him finally saying: "I'll be right back."
My heart trembled, and the hand held by Wen Tao trembled.
My feet were exposed, so I had no choice but to slowly open my eyes: "I didn't hear anything."
Wen Tao smiled: "It doesn't matter if I heard it. I never wanted to hide my feelings. Besides, your eyeballs rolled N circles just now, and I'm not as stupid as you."
I smiled far-fetchedly, and before the corners of my mouth could even draw an arc, I saw Fang Yuke come in.
I finally feel dizzy and flustered, what are you doing, doctor...
Fang Yuke looked at my hand held by Wen Tao, and then at me, his face was livid.
I tried to break free embarrassingly, but Wen Tao grabbed it.So Wen Tao and I started to compete with each other, trying to figure out who was stronger.
I was worried that Fang Yuke and Wen Tao would quarrel because of me.It's okay to fight in school, as long as you don't publicize it, you can usually suppress it and not report it, but if you fight here, it's not a matter of standing in a military posture for half an hour.One is a friend with a bright future who will go abroad next year, and the other is my family's handsome husband who looks like Pan An, I don't like to hurt anyone.
"Fang Yuke, don't get angry. Wen Tao is here to collect news about military training, let's not delay his normal work."
"Need to hold hands until now for normal work?" Fang Yuke snorted from his nose.
"He's here to express condolences to a student who has a minor injury and is not disabled." I waved it like shaking hands with Wen Tao, then let go, and said, "Don't think too much, look at me now. Didn't I explain this to you?"
"Zhou Linlin, my brain is not a steamed bun without folds. Before you lie to me, make a draft."
I hate Fang Yuke's mean look.It doesn't matter how venomous your tongue is or how insidious you are, I can bear it with my rough skin and thick flesh.But in this case, do you need a little man's heart?When Ru Ting was flirting with you, I was basking in the sun, have I said anything so far?
"Yes, yes, my brain is a steamed bun without pleats. Your brain is a roll of flowers, full of pleats. How easy it is to find out if I'm lying or not. How can I be as easy as you? New love and old love embrace left and right, all The idol of men in the world."
"What do you mean? Are you angry with me for doing something wrong?" Fang Yuke's eyes were red, as if he was about to smash the salt water bottle on my head when he followed.
"What did I do wrong? Yes, I shouldn't have turned my head to look at you when I was standing in a military posture, and I shouldn't have sneaked a look at you and Ru Ting having a good conversation when I was forced to stand in front of Quan Lian for half an hour. The last thing I should do is to forgive you for sneaking around 10 minutes ago..." After being stimulated by Fang Yuke, I realized that I was much more articulate. People's kung fu has improved a lot" to praise yourself.
"Stealing? Who are you talking about stealing? Who is a chicken and who is a dog? Can a college student speak with a bit of quality?"
"Yes, my quality is quite low. Haven't you seen that I am flirtatious and hooking up with people? If you think it's an eyesore, go away, and no one stops you, right? I'm still pure if I don't see it."
Fang Yuke turned around and strode outside, slamming the door loudly, luckily the doctor wasn't there, if he was there, he would definitely blackmail him and pay him a hundred and eighty dollars.
In less than two seconds, the door suddenly opened again, and Fang Yuke turned back.
"Why don't you leave?" Fang Yuke said to Wen Tao.
Wen Tao shrugged: "I came here with an interview mission. Didn't I just mention the springboard? I specialize in interviewing people with disabilities, and she is the only one who fell down today."
Fang Yuke turned his head and asked me: "Zhou Linlin, let me ask you, do you want him to stay? You have to agree, and I will leave without saying anything, or do you agree..."
"He stays, it's business, what is there to avoid?" I said stubbornly.
A trace of loneliness flashed in Fang Yuke's eyes, he was blindfolded as if I hit his head with a salt water bottle, and couldn't recover for a long time.
My heart suddenly softened, and I immediately surrendered to those competitive struggles just now.
"Oh, what I mean is, Wen Tao, go to the canteen and buy me a bottle of sour plum juice first, and then leave it for me to do an exclusive interview. Fang Yuke, you go to the bathroom with me first, and hanging a salt water bottle isn't too bad. It's convenient, at least you can open the toilet door for me."
Wen Tao is right, I am a paper tiger with a strong appearance and a weak heart, Fang Yu is a narrow-minded emotional miser, and the two of us started to have conflicts within a few days of being together.However, love expert Wang Jie also said that people who are just beginning to fall in love will be stingy because they care about it, and weak because they love each other, right?
Wen Tao smiled bitterly at me, then turned to Fang Yuke and said, "I'd better avoid it for a while. I don't want to take advantage of it, but I just want to remind you that if you don't know how to deal with the problems between you, every time you Every time I rely on such a naive quarrel to solve it, I advise you to let it go. I believe that she can be loved better. "
Love is really a profound subject, if you are not careful, you will be in danger of failing the exam, and you will not even have a chance to make up the exam.Maybe Wen Tao is an excellent graduate, but Fang Yuke and I are freshmen who have just entered school and are rampant. We have made mistakes and stubbornly refused to admit them.
Fang Yuke silently held the salt water bottle and walked to the door of the women's toilet.Without a word, I took the salt water bottle, intending to go in myself.
Suddenly Fang Yuke snatched the salt water bottle again, and said to the ceiling: "Forget it, how are you going to the toilet with this thing? I'll go in with you."
I gasped: "This is the women's toilet..."
"I know it's the women's room. Everyone else is training outside, so I came out on leave." After speaking, Fang Yuke knocked on the door of the women's room, and when there was no movement inside, he opened the door and went in with me.
All the squat pits in the toilet had their doors wide open, Fang Yuke pointed to the squat pit closest to the door and said, "Go in and close the door yourself."
I am a little bit stuck.Although the relationship between me and Fang Yuke needs to be upgraded urgently, but it doesn't have to be like this. Skip the kiss, skip the sex, and go directly to the stage of such an old couple. This is too hard for a shy little woman like me...
I froze on the outside of the squatting pit, my facial expression twitching: "Fang Yuke, even if you did something wrong, you don't have to wait for me to go to the toilet."
Fang Yuke's sullen face turned even darker: "Can't I take care of the disabled students?"
Ugh--
The hard ones cannot be soft, and the hostile ones cannot be flattered.
"Fang Yuke, you look so idol-like, and now you are growing lushly in the women's bathroom, it would be bad if you were spread as a wretched man. I can't afford to ruin my reputation forever."
"My reputation has been ruined by you, and now I know? You are the only one in the world who can make me lose my manners. You are really capable. Stop talking nonsense, go in."
Just like going to the execution ground, at the last moment when I was struggling to enter the toilet, I spit out the truth word by word: "You are by my side, I can't pee."
After getting out of the toilet, Fang Yuke greeted me like a door god, took the salt water bottle, and walked back with me.
"Lin Lin, if you keep in touch with Wen Tao in the future, I won't talk to you, you know? I just slammed the door and left, and never came back. I didn't come back for any reason." Fang Yuke suddenly stopped. Come down, look me in the eyes and say seriously.
"It's great to be able to slam the door? If you have the ability to tear down the door. Besides, why can't I have a relationship with Wen Tao? Don't you have a hot fight with Ru Ting?"
"That's different."
"Where is it different? Only state officials are allowed to set fires, and ordinary people are not allowed to light lamps. Stop machismo. Now that the feminist movement is so popular, don't ask me for three obediences and four virtues. Women comrades all over the world will not agree."
"What I mean is that you are not Wen Tao's opponent, just save your IQ to deal with me."
"Hey, what do you mean, why is it related to my IQ again? You mean that you have a high IQ, so you can step on two boats."
"Didn't you explain it clearly during the practice last time? Ru Ting is my younger sister, and we are a pure man-woman relationship."
"Hey, that Wentao is also my elder brother, our relationship is purer than Wahaha mineral water."
"Wen Tao is holding your hand, you still say pure?"
"Then you took the initiative to hold Ru Ting, how did you become pure?"
"At that time, it was my brother hugging my sister, and Wen Tao's winking grabbing of your hand was two different things."
"Don't think the picture is so erotic. It's a fortune-telling on the bridge, with such a rich imagination..."
My eloquence exploded today, and I just wanted to use my ability to talk about gods to say a few words, but I saw Fang Yuke suddenly bent down and approached my face.His face became bigger and bigger, and his facial features became clearer and clearer. When he was 1 centimeter away from my face, he suddenly stopped and looked at my lips and whispered: "It's been so noisy lately..."
My heart stopped beating.
The whole world is quiet.
The afterglow that seemed to come in from the endless aisle passed through the small glass grids and sprinkled on the ground, leaving mottled light and shadows one by one.The sun shines on the salt water bottle, refracting dazzling light, which almost blinds me.
But I still stubbornly opened my eyes wide, and saw Fang Yuke's dark pupils under his thick eyelashes like a small fence, a small playful mole on his tall nose, and his full and curved lips Just like a smile that is not a smile to lure me.Standing on tiptoe, I hold this god-given work in both hands.The red blood on my hand flowed back in the transparent needle tube, which set off Fang Yuke's face with a hint of coquettish beauty.As if bewitched, I moved my lips to him.
With a peck, I closed my eyes.
The happiest moment of human beings is to kiss with the one we love. When I touch Fang Yuke's lips, I feel safe and comfortable like a baby lying in the mother's womb.I clearly remember how Fang Yuke wrapped his arms around my waist, how he carefully held the salt water bottle so as not to hurt me, and how he said to me in a low voice: "Don't make trouble in the future, okay? Obediently, okay?" ?”
And there is the phrase "I love you, Lin Lin" that is about to be swallowed.
I felt that Fang Yuke's soft and elastic lips were gently covering my lips, like a dragonfly on water, reminding me of when I was a child at my grandmother's house, under the sunset, among the streams, I rolled up my trouser legs, built a small mud dam, and took A broken dustpan blocks the small fish larvae.The splash of water is refreshing.
Unknowingly, I hooked Fang Yuke's neck.
Fang Yuke's mouth smelled of mint, which was as natural as the herbs in the field.I was obsessed with Fang Yuke gently prying my teeth, hearing our common hot breath, I wanted to laugh slightly, who said that kissing requires technique?This is obviously the instinct of love...
Back in the infirmary, my shy girlish heart slowly came to life, and I felt embarrassed instantly.Who told me what to say after a kiss?
I cleared my throat: "Well... the sun is good today..." After I finished speaking, I wanted to bite my tongue and kill myself.
Fang Yuke smiled strangely, cupped his fists and watched what I said next.
"I mean, it's all the fault of the sun, what I did just now..." My face was burning hot.
"Well, yes, others are caused by the moon, but you are special, the level of trouble must be star level." Fang Yuke continued to look at me leisurely.
I hid my head even lower, wishing I could stuff my whole head into my chest cavity.
"Zhou Linlin, I didn't see that you were quite proactive. Although I wouldn't resist, it's better for me to do things like this in the future." Fang Yuke added with a smile.
I looked up: "There is a reason for that. Who let you get so close to me? You are called seduction! I have a heart for beauty. If Wu Yanzu, Brad Pitt, they stand in front of me, no need to lean It's so close, I want to pounce on her and kiss her hard."
"Idiot. The playground is almost flooded with halazi, and everyone will thank you for canceling the military training." Fang Yuke suddenly thought of something, "Don't let Wen Tao approach you, do you know?"
While talking, Wen Tao walked in with the doctor with a drink.The two were talking and laughing, and it seemed that Wen Tao was already at work.
Wen Tao sat down beside me, took out a cowhide notebook from his bag, and prepared for the interview very professionally.
The doctor came over and said to Fang Yuke: "I met your monitor just now and asked you to go back to military training. She has nothing else to do. Let's not affect other people's news work. I will also go out to avoid it."
Fang Yuke stood up unwillingly, gave me a threatening look, and went out.
Wen Tao smiled ugly: "It seems to be reconciled."
I nodded embarrassingly.
"Springboard, do you think I'm cheap? When you quarrel, I will give you time and space to reconcile. Others always say that I am smart, but I think I am the most stupid. I used to think that when you suffer Injury, I will heal your injury, you will always be a little moved. But when you are really injured, I see you arguing with Fang Yuke angrily, and seeing you take the initiative to compromise and make concessions to him, I will soften my heart .Even if you don't laugh for me, I don't want you to cry for any reason. When I like you, isn't it because of your smile from the bottom of my heart?"
I don't know how to answer, so silence is golden.
"I used to like a girl..."
"Ru Ting?" As soon as I heard the gossip, I immediately became energetic.
Wen Tao shook his head: "The circle is not so small. The girl I liked before has now settled in the United States. At that time, she also liked to laugh, and she laughed as heartlessly as you. But she is more beautiful than you too much……"
I had black lines all over my face and pouted in protest.
"But she is not as good as you in one thing. When a problem arises, she will approach every step of the way, insisting on fighting to the death. And I also don't explain when I should explain, and don't keep when I should stay. The last two Exhausted, we had to go our separate ways."
"Then do you still like her? Did you go to America to find her?" Now it's me interviewing him.
"Do you still like Xiaoxi? I went to the United States just to study, and the purpose was very simple. That relationship taught me that just love, two people will not last long. Fang Yuke and you may make the mistakes we made before , when the time comes, you will come to me scarred."
I lowered my head and said, "I know that feelings need to be adjusted slowly, but as long as there is love, I believe we will all learn to be tolerant slowly. I used to be like an ostrich, and I was unwilling to face problems. But I really fell in love, and I Only then did I know that I can also put in all my energy to think about solving problems.”
Wen Tao smiled: "Springboard, I found that every time I talk to you, you can have a deep dive with me. Do I have a face of Bai Yansong and Shui Junyi, and I will become the focus of interviews at every turn? You think I am Is your heart made of iron? Say love to me and say love to me."
"Obviously you mentioned it first, but I don't want to share my view of love with you."
"Springboard, if I give up on you, I'm very unwilling, but I'm not someone who can be satisfied by watching from afar. Do you think I'm going to create all the conditions between you and Fang Yuke without grace? What? I think you will hate me at that time. You don’t save me a little face every time, you won’t do it if you say no. Oh, aren’t you a Sagittarius? a chance?"
I looked up to the sky: "I really want to do this, but I'm afraid you won't like it. Why don't you two discuss it, one is responsible for serving me water, the other is responsible for rubbing my shoulders; one is responsible for cooking, and the other is responsible for washing dishes "One is in charge of making money, and the other is in charge of shopping with me, okay?"
Wen Tao scratched his head: "It turns out that you still have the characteristics of a Sagittarius. I thought your mother misremembered your birthday and remembered you as a Sagittarius from a Scorpio."
I smiled and said, "Wen Tao, let's continue to be the same as before. When you are busy, keep busy. When you are free, you can send me a text message or something, but don't pretend to be selfish. You are not suitable for children. Now you hold a notebook and give me an exclusive interview, and you panic."
"Then what am I suitable for?"
"You are fit to be a workaholic..."
Wen Tao shook his head helplessly: "Let's get into the topic of the interview..."
Practice every day, expose yourself to the sun every day.Pray for heavy rain every night, and the sun rises as usual every morning.My face is already dark, and its ability to absorb heat is several times stronger than that of others, and it turns black at the speed of light.In the last few days of the military training, I didn’t dare to look in the mirror. I walked on the trail at night like I came out of the coal mine site. I was invisible and blended into the night. At this time, I didn’t dare to laugh casually. I was afraid of the dark. The face is open and the mouth is showing a row of white teeth. In case the timid girls are frightened, it is not good to think that the military training base is haunted.
On the last day, after lunch in the cafeteria, I was just about to go back to the dormitory to lie down for a while, when I saw Fang Yuke standing far in front of me, looking towards me uncertainly.
Fang Yuke's face looks like Michael Jackson's after plastic surgery, no matter how you tan it, it's porcelain white.You are so white, how can I get close to you?People must think that they have encountered the current version of black and white impermanence.
Fang Yuke finally walked towards me, with a look of contempt on his face: "You really absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon, except for the whites of your eyes, why are other places like Oreo cookies? I think other people tanned because of As long as you can bear it, why are you as if you have painted coffin paint?"
Ah bah, that's bad luck.
I wiped the sweat from my face: "Do you know that I am called healthy color? Bronze beauty is popular now. Look at Louis Koo's face before tanning, but after tanning he is a national idol. You are blatantly jealous. It has to be like a refracting mirror, the color can’t change, the shape is so single, you see I’m a queen of change, and I’m extremely malleable.”
"Well, it's quite changeable, but Li Kui is like Baogong. After returning to school, don't ride a bicycle casually at night. Others will think that you have encountered an unmanned bicycle. Also, don't take photos with others casually before the end of military training. No matter how strong the flash is, it will not be able to illuminate or form an image."
"I said, are you a rodent with molars? Why are you so sharp every time? I'll buy you a rubber hose to chew on, so you won't be bitten."
"Aren't I just biting you? I don't even bother to bite others."
Why is it so strange for me to hear this?
Fang Yuke patted my head, turned around and walked towards the canteen, and said as he walked: "Don't think about it. If you have to dig deeper or extend the meaning of the meaning just now, I have no problem. Sigh, how did you find it?" A woman who was airlifted from Africa to be his wife..."
Hehe, after the daily fight with Fang Yuke was over, I happily trotted behind him to catch up.
On the day the military training ended, many students held the instructor's hand and bid farewell to the instructor.But I wanted to sing about the emancipation of the turned serfs. I haven't showered for days on such a hot day.If this continues, I will become a caveman.
I shook the instructor's hand symbolically, and said happily to him: "The biggest regret in my life is that I didn't hold a submachine gun in the military training base. Soldiers who don't want to hold guns are not good soldiers. The instructor will work hard to get out of here in the future." , Return to the normal army, hold the gun as soon as possible—" After finishing speaking, I saluted seriously and said loudly, "I declare that I am very happy today."
Sitting on the bus back to school, my heart is like a prisoner who has been released after serving his sentence. I have an intimacy with all free objects, birds flying in the sky and fish swimming in the water.
Julie couldn't bear the way I was ready to scream at the sky at any time, and said: "Look at you, others think that the instructor has abused you. Why do you think you are as excited as a chicken blood!"
I leaned closer to her ear: "In the past half a month of military training, Fang Yuke and I have only met twice, but Ru Ting and I have seen each other every day. If you were me, would you be able to bear it?"
(End of this chapter)
In such an atmosphere of laughter and scolding, I spent the summer vacation safely.One summer vacation, I still didn't think of any pet name.
After the summer vacation is military training.
On the last night before the military training, I finally arrived at the school dormitory. As soon as I entered the door, I was immediately surrounded by three golden flowers.
Julie drank a teapot of water like an aunt in the neighborhood committee: "What is the most familiar stranger? The person who looks the least enlightened turns out to be the most boring person. Let's clearly recall the clip a year ago. At that time Who was that person who pushed Fang Yuke around and advised us not to dig into Ru Ting's walls? Who was holding a bowl of instant noodle and gossiping with us wretchedly?"
I smirked: "It's an emotional thing, I can't say for sure, it will come out accidentally."
Wang Jie took the conversation: "I didn't expect to secretly hide under our noses. Having the opposite sex is inhumane, right? I didn't call us for a summer vacation."
Roommate Wen Tao continued: "Also, Wen Tao, who has the same name and surname as mine, called our dormitory to look for you. I didn't expect you to hide it very deeply. We didn't know that you still had contacts with the famous Wen Tao. .Do not fight righteousness, do not fight righteousness, how did we swear in the past, there are handsome guys to share, and wretched men to fight together."
I just remembered that Wen Tao hasn't texted me for almost a month.
But it's not surprising that once he gets busy, we will lose contact for a long time.I don't know if he has heard about the matter between me and Fang Yuke.
Julie glanced at me: "Let's explain it carefully tonight. From Wen Tao to Fang Yuke, there is no word. If there is any falsehood, I will serve you with pepper water on the tiger bench."
The three are all gossip girls, and they have to talk about Zhang's parents and Wang's family if they have nothing to do. They have three toads and five eyes. Now such explosive news has been suppressed by me for a long time. No wonder they want to be punished.
Under the strong air pressure of the three, I began to reminisce about Things Past.
When I finished summarizing my emotional life in the past few months with spit, the three of them bypassed the main point and went directly to Wen Tao's question.
Julie asked in disbelief: "You said you planted peach trees in your previous life, right? You ran into handsome guys. Isn't Wen Tao the rebellious person in the legend? How could he like you? You are because of Fang After Yu Ke got together, his self-confidence increased dramatically, right?"
Just when the phone rang, Wang Jie answered the phone, and before she could say a word, she covered the receiver and winked and said softly, "It's Wen Tao."
I took the phone, and three ears leaned over the phone.
"Hey—" I was a little nervous.
"You're back? I've been waiting for your call, why don't you call me?"
The three mouths next to it gasped, and the pupils of the three pairs of eyes dilated instantly.
I stammered, "Because I—I—"
Wen Tao smiled over there: "Why are you chattering? It's not like your style. You see, I will call you as soon as I finish my work, and your phone is not turned on yet."
I thought of Fang Yuke graciously embracing Ru Ting, and thought of Fang Yuke announcing her out in front of me, and suddenly understood how honest and courageous he was in doing so to give me peace of mind.But I am here with others, and I want to talk about it.
I mustered up my courage: "Wen Tao, Fang Yuke and I are together. I like him, and he likes me too. I hope you can understand. If you are willing, we are still good friends."
There was another gasp next to her, and Julie beat her chest and performed pantomime, as if her son had been rejected.
Wen Tao was very quiet and didn't make a sound.
"Hey, are you listening?" I asked quickly.
"Little Springboard, why are you so honest with me when you talk so well with others? I wanted to pretend I didn't know about this, and I wanted to see you off before the military training."
"I'm sorry..." I said timidly.
"Don't be sorry, it's not that the male is unmarried and the female is unmarried. Ru Ting told me about your affairs. She didn't give up on Fang Yuke, and I wouldn't either. I haven't tried it, so why turn around? If I turn around, it will be a lifetime Well... I don't want to make me regret it in the future."
I was a little anxious: "I didn't tell you to turn around, but I just asked you to look aside. There are a lot of budding flowers around you, waiting for you. There are flowers that can be broken straight away, don't wait for no flowers to be broken. What are you doing?" Do you want to fight hard against my broken flowers and willows? Maybe in a few years, when you mention me to others, maybe you vomit a few liters of blood..."
"Springboard, you can be someone else's remnant flowers and willows, but to me, you are Tianshan Snow Lotus and Kunlun Ganoderma. I knew Fang Yuke liked you a long time ago, but didn't you also like others at that time and couldn't tolerate others? In the end you Are you still with Fang Yuke? Why did you announce that I was out when you came to me? Romeo's first girlfriend wasn't Juliet, and he could still create a love affair. I'm not the first person you like, Not your first boyfriend, but I will be your Romeo."
Celebrities in the journalism department are always eloquent, and in such a passive position, they can still speak eloquently and sensationally.Even at a certain moment, I was a little moved.
"Wen Tao, I read a story on the train today. A young monk who just entered the temple said to the abbot: 'I can't let go of some things, I can't let go of some people.' The abbot said: 'There is nothing I can't let go of. The little monk said: "But in fact, even though I was in the pure land of Buddhism, I still didn't let go." The abbot asked him to hold a cup full of hot water, and the water overflowed accidentally. The little monk was so hot that he immediately let go The abbot said: "There is nothing in this world that you can't let go of. When it hurts, you will let it go naturally." Does this story mean that I have to be cruel to you in the future to make you let go of me completely? ? You also know that I speak very directly, and hurtful words don’t need to be detoured and immediately inserted into the weakest place of others.”
"Hehe, springboard, you are telling a story with someone from the journalism department, don't you think about the consequences? To me, this story can only give me a stronger belief. You hurt all your body, and then I sit back and enjoy it?"
"He won't." I raised the decibel angrily.
"You can see that you are tough and arrogant. In fact, your heart is extremely weak. You are just bluffing. Do you really understand him? In my eyes, Fang Yu is a person who is stingy in expressing his emotions. He is so stingy that his other half doubts his feelings." So far. He has a strong possessive desire, which will make you who yearn for freedom feel uncomfortable. In the long run, you will definitely have conflicts."
"Since when did you start setting up a stall to count your face?"
"I'm a journalist, and my double major is psychology. Although I haven't graduated yet, I have met many people. Fang Yuke's name was given by Ru Ting, and I have heard it many times. After simple contact, I also understand It's almost the same. It's like knowing that the first person you like is Xiaoxi, just like I can tell from listening to you just now, that you are playing the role of a paper tiger in the current relationship."
"I hate you for being so mean and aggressive."
"I know, but I don't want to be sneaky and mean, I'm just telling the truth. You need to be honorable when you win, and you need to be honest when you lose. Zhou Linlin, you are an impatient person. I'm sorry, but I should put it in a more positive way. You are a straightforward person. For example, if you like Shang Xiaoxi, for example, if you give up on Xiaoxi, for example, if you like Shang Yuke, I believe that you are all quick to avoid all troublesome problems. If Ru Ting insisted on interfering between you, would you Withdraw to achieve the peace of the whole world?"
People who know themselves better than me are scary.I don't know how many of these words are correct and how many are wrong, paragraphs of bloody summaries are as clean and quick as Fang Yuke dissecting fish belly and scraping fish scales in the kitchen, but it is more cruel than it.Buddha Avalokitesvara God Jesus Virgin Mary, thank you for allowing me to take Chicken Soup for the Soul class on the first day back to school.
"Wen Tao, can't you give us a gentleman's blessing? At least I lived to be 20 years old, and I bloomed a small flower that was congenitally deficient and acquired disorder. It's good for you, put on riding boots, tense your muscles, and step on the flower bone a few times. Feet, made me and Fang Yuke so pitiful..."
"The most pitiful thing is me. I step on it, but I still want to take this flower home. It's not the first time for me, Wen Tao, to fall in love. I'm still learning how to be infatuated. It's ridiculous to be known."
I didn't know what to answer, so I had to find a reason to hang up the phone: "The phone card is out of money, I have to hang up."
"Springboard, why can't you even lie? I called you. What does it have to do with the phone card?"
"Then the phone is powered off, okay?" After finishing speaking, I put down the phone.
Turning around, the three girls clutched their chests like a boulder was broken.
Julie said excitedly: "You guys just play a big show. You said that you don't usually bloom, but when you bloom, you will bloom a double lotus, twin flowers. What do you want us to do? Can you retail it to me at a wholesale price?"
Wang Jie, who is usually calm, also began to intervene: "Why did you recruit such two people in one move? Aren't you an enemy of all the girls in the school? Be careful that no one will review the materials for you in the future exams."
Uh - it seems that the consequences are quite serious.
My roommate Wen Tao comforted me and said: "It's okay, all boys will be grateful to you. What a contribution it is to let so many girls give up their goals. However, I heard that there are still some boys who appreciate Wen Tao. Who told him to dress How can you recruit people like this? Sigh, it’s not easy to live in this world, you have to fight with the same sex, and you also have to fight with the opposite sex.”
I sighed: "You can mock me as much as you want. I would rather not have such a fate. I am afraid of complexity. If I can travel through time, I would rather go to a family where I was married on my fingertips. Yes, the Ming media is getting married. In another year, I will hold a tiger baby on the kang, and wait for the man to earn some money and come back. How wonderful, there is no trouble at all. No exams, no studies, no brains all day long, nothing to do. In another 40 years, As soon as the loess is buried, my children and grandchildren will kowtow to me in front of the tombstone, and I will be promoted to an immortal."
Julie yelled: "What is crying poor? This is called crying poor! Don't be fooled. Be careful to be struck by lightning when you go out. You will really travel back in time. Then you will complain about not being able to access the Internet, download movies, eat KFC, or drink Pepsi. Crying and shouting to come back and think of a handsome guy with us."
I complained: "Actually, what Wen Tao said is right, my relationship with Fang Yuke is really like a paper tiger. Regardless of the fact that we are boyfriend and girlfriend, except for the confession that day, he still hurts me, and from time to time he joins forces with others to bully me. I don't want to make an oath or anything, but I don't have much confidence."
Wang Jie smiled: "When you first fall in love, you always worry about gains and losses. Mutual understanding and mutual trust are more important. Your top priority now is to straighten out Wen Tao's relationship. A rookie like you, don't learn from other people's two-handed policy. , when the time comes, I will lose my wife and lose my army."
I cried: "You also heard that I made it very clear on the phone. What else do I have to say to straighten out the relationship? From the very beginning, I made it very clear to Wen Tao. As dazzling as he is, It's really not my type. When I first met him, I thought he was just a kid. I just heard him say it and it made me feel creepy."
Roommate Wen Tao said: "This is fate. Who asked you to recruit relatives on the BBS? Of course, they are not happy if you invite them to come and go. But having said that, I think Fang Yuke should like you very much." Yes. When you were drunk last time, when he carried you back, he was like a 24-year-old son, letting you beat and scold him, and even helping you wash your face and cover the quilt. If you want to let me go, I will give you a potsticker. You must be safe. You don’t remember it afterward anyway.”
I have black lines on my face, and my roommates are stronger than each other.If they are allowed to talk normally and obediently one day, the sun will rise from the west and set in the east.
I love brother soldiers and submachine guns, but that doesn't mean I love military training.I hate anything that challenges my willpower.During the military training in the first year of high school, I happened to have a broken leg and survived.When I was blowing on the air conditioner at home and eating popsicles, in order to send frost in the snow, I deliberately planned to call Yaozi during the noon break, so that she could hear the melodious chirping sound when I was eating popsicles.Ten years in Hedong and ten years in Hexi, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. Yaozi, a woman with a tofu mouth and a sharp heart, made a special call this morning and broadcast the temperature, humidity, UV index, and sunshine index with the level of a weather announcer, and wished I have a good military training.
I almost got off the bus with Liu Hulan's aura and stepped into the Huairou military training base.When the iron door at the back slowly closed, I instantly had the illusion of entering vertically and exiting horizontally.
Looking around, there is not even a single plant taller than 5 centimeters in the sunny loess and white land.
The only fortunate thing is that there is a snack shop the size of a public toilet in this scorching land that is about to melt, which finally gave me some faith in life.
As a mature and rational adult, I didn't feel anything new about this strange environment.From the first moment I came in, I missed the colorful world outside the walls, Ximen Chicken Wings, Boshi Steamed Buns, and especially the 2-meter-long bed in the dormitory.I silently changed the greeting on my mobile phone to x days before the end of the military training, and changed this number every night as a sacred etiquette to eliminate my doubts about whether time stopped.
Our dormitory is a large room with ten bunk beds, close to the toilet, and the air pollution and noise pollution are extremely serious.
Not only that, life is always bloodier than I can imagine.
We combined German and Spanish into one class because of the small class size.And Ru Ting and I became close roommates in the neighboring shop.Ru Ting was obviously more surprised than I was, but her adjustment ability was much quicker than mine, and she straightened out the series of high-end skin care products she carried with her expressionlessly.
Because of Ru Ting's relationship, when Fang Yuke and I texted each other, I always felt that there were two murderous eyes shooting at me from behind.Nervously, I kept going back to confirm, and in the end, I lost interest in sending him, so I simply didn't take the initiative to send him a text message or sent him a symbolic message.
Our instructor was younger than us and had a paranoid idea of standing at attention.Often he would repeat the command to stand at attention N times without changing it.We very much suspect that he is yelling to show his hoarse throat to win our sympathy and favor, or he is just trying to tease us, because we tend to invariably guess when it will be the turn of the tardy" Take it easy."
Of course, I am a person who knows how to make fun of hardships, otherwise I would not be able to survive so tenaciously.
For example, when we were practicing standing, I would tell Julie with lip language that the decibels were close to ventriloquist, what time was the row in which direction a handsome guy was walking forward.Then Julie scolded me in ventriloquist, a female scum who eats the bowl and looks at the pot.In the long run, I doubt whether we have really mastered a martial arts secret that has been lost for many years...
The sun was rising three poles, and the heat wave was rolling on the ground, which was about to swallow people.My mind was empty, and when I was training my standing posture with dull eyes, I found that not far away, Fang Yuke's company was practicing lying down.Immediately I was refreshed, squinting my cat's eyes and quickly turned on the radar to search for Fang Yuke's shadow.
The so-called little farewell is better than a newly married, my tender feelings evaporated into strands of longing in the high temperature, lost in the slideshow composed of countless Fang Yuke images.
"Zhou Linlin come out!" The instructor's powerful voice suddenly came.
I was a little dazed, and I was still confirming whether it was an auditory hallucination.
The whole class looked at me.
"Zhou Linlin come out!" The instructor's hoarse command came again.
I have never eaten pork and seen pigs running.In the film and television works on the theme of the Red Revolution that I have watched since I was a child, I know that "coming out" is a chic action. According to the teaching steps of the instructor, it is composed of many decomposed actions.
I was confused, and jumped to the front of the team with my left foot and right foot.
Behind me is Fang Yuke and his schoolmates, and in front of me is the outer school company, which is formed by Ru Ting and my close friends.Who said life is a play?It's so fucking accurate.Look at so many people watching me sing a one-man show...
The instructor has a willow slender waist that makes all women jealous, but he is very masculine in his training: "I told you yesterday that one of the purposes of coming here for military training is to cultivate a sense of discipline. The correct standing posture requires 'eye level Ahead', where did your eyes go? Do you want to lie down with them?!"
Brother soldier, you are judging the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.Although I am a master who can sit and never stand, and can lie and never sit, I don't want to lie on the steaming plate either.The temperature of the ground is so high that you can directly fry eggs and pancakes.
I bowed my head and remained silent.Since I was young, I have been taught countless times that bowing my head is the most effective way to stimulate the brilliance of motherhood and reduce various punishments.
"The most important thing in the army is discipline and a sense of collective honor. If you make a mistake today, everyone's standing training will be increased by 15 minutes."
My mouth instantly became O-shaped, this is all right, I will die without a place to die.Everyone's eyes were full of fierce light that digging three feet into the ground would beat me to pieces.
"Zhou Linlin added half an hour." The instructor added calmly.
half an hour?Then will I evaporate into air...
Although 15 minutes and half an hour is very short, in normal times, this time is enough for me to eat a fruit, take a short walk, or squint and take a nap during class, and the time flies by.But it is not easy to expose the corpse to the sun for half an hour without interruption.
The heat of the earth has been transmitted to the whole body through the thin and hard soles of Jiefang shoes. The sun is as transparent as a barbecue at 360 degrees. Sticky sweat drips down the hair. I licked my chapped lips and cried out countless times in my heart: Who can Take away this guy drinking iced plum juice?
After we had stood for 15 minutes, we had already disbanded and rested. A group of women who looked frail, frail, and bound to fall by the wind rushed to the canteen with the momentum of a tiger coming out of a hive and a hungry wolf going down the mountain, leaving me standing alone in a jade tree facing the wind. On the yellow earth.
Julie stood 10 centimeters in front of me, opened the sour plum juice that was oozing cool air, tilted her neck, and made a pleasant gurgling sound.Julie wiped the juice overflowing from her mouth, turned her head and gave a kitsch smile, and said like she was filming a TV commercial: "It's completely cool, and it's iced for a summer."
I gritted my teeth, but the instructor was not far from me three meters away, so he dared not speak out.
Julie laughed haha: "There is a knife on Sezi's head, the handsome guy can see that the trouble is coming."
I thought to myself how could I have made such a bad friend, who came here to expose my rotten scars.
Julie added: "Actually, I came here to tell you kindly that your man and Ru Ting are chatting in your direction near three o'clock. The content is unknown, the expression is ambiguous, and the report is over." After speaking, Julie followed the time machine fled away like a whoosh.
This time, Julie not only exposed my rotten scars, but also sprinkled salt on my scars, which was very painful.
In view of the lesson of blood, I dare not turn my head to look at it even if I die. If I am reprimanded by the instructor and punished to stand for a few hours, my knee joint will be scrapped.
I squinted my eyes and used my peripheral vision to detect if there was a smell of adultery nearby.I was almost squinting, and I finally recognized a handsome man and a beautiful woman in a thick green military uniform, and they were talking happily.And from my point of view, Fang Yuke and Ru Ting stood in a straight line, providing me with ample room for imagination.It's like looking at the big teeth on the upper jaw with a mirror, as if you can see it, but you can't see it again, it's very uncomfortable.You Fang Yuke, for you, I was fined to stand in front of everyone, I lost all face, but you are better off, hook up with my female classmate.Where did the military discipline go, where did the instructors go, is the sacred military training base a place where you wait for each other? !Instructor, why don't you make Fang Yuke stand beside me...
The last 15 minutes felt like years, and I felt that the ground under my feet was about to melt, and my whole body was drenched from inside to outside like a sauna.His eyes began to blur, Fang Yuke was walking towards me from the corner of his eye, and Ru Ting also followed behind him step by step.There was a cavity of resentment in my heart that I wanted to vent, but the anger was stuck in my throat, and my throat was almost burnt into a hole, and I still couldn't find an outlet.My legs went limp, my eyes turned black, and my body fell down uncontrollably.
I thought to myself, if I fall down, I will have a hole in my head.
There was no pain as imagined, but fell into a firm embrace, and seemed to smell a familiar smell.Someone shook my body violently and called me in a long-lost eager voice: "Lin Lin wake up, wake up..."
Stupid, who told you to learn from Ma Jingtao, it made my stomach churn, and I didn't even have the energy to say a word.Consciousness was like a black net, and the noise from the outside was blocked out like a bug chirping. The numbness from head to toe stuck my upper and lower eyelids firmly, and I passed out comfortably.
The ceiling is a piece of drywall, and the liquid from the salt water bottle is slowly and feebly dripping down my veins unwillingly.
I turned my neck and saw a white coat not far away, leisurely flipping through newspapers.
Could it be that this is the legendary fainting?I suddenly got a little excited.
Generally speaking, fainting is a necessary element to form a universal heroine. I have always envied those goddesses who fainted gorgeously at critical moments, but I never thought that I could also faint.
I asked with a sharp voice: "Where am I?" Haha, the classic lines after fainting or time travel finally have a chance to be used in reality.
The doctor put down the newspaper and walked to me: "I fainted for less than 5 minutes, and lost my memory?"
5 minutes?Why?Can't I lie down for seven days and seven nights, the stars are dimmed because of me, and the sky is impermanent because of me?
The doctor asked me: "Are you flustered? Do you feel any discomfort?"
I shook my head, to be honest, even though it was only 5 minutes, I was as energetic as if I had been opened up to Ren and Du's second channel, and I was injected with true energy.
The doctor said: "I didn't expect to faint on the third day of the military training. According to the previous rules, I usually only open my office after a week. Now college students are too delicate."
"It's not because I'm squeamish, I'm angry..." It's okay not to mention it, I suddenly remembered that I heard Fang Yuke's voice when I fainted, "Doctor, when I came in, you saw a tall, handsome, Is he a young man who is so handsome and can rival the country?"
The doctor laughed: "The person you mentioned, I thought he was too noisy, so I asked him to go back to the team for training."
"Oh..." I bowed my head in disappointment.
"However, he said to come over immediately after training. You can rest for an afternoon and continue training tomorrow."
My eyes doubled when I heard the first half of the sentence, and I didn't care whether the second half of the sentence was benevolent or not.
Lying on the bed, I closed my eyes and began to think about how to deal with Fang Yuke later.Little boy, if you dare to flirt with others under the eyes of your aunt, I will elope with others tomorrow, so cry to death.A beautiful woman like me who is gentle and generous, everyone loves her, and the flowers are blooming is a limited-edition bestseller recently.
Just when I was feeling confident, I heard the sound of footsteps walking towards my hospital bed. I reflexively closed my eyes and tensed my nerves, pretending to be asleep.Sigh, I'm such a coward, the domineering aura just now was disrupted by the sound of footsteps, and it immediately deflated like a pricked balloon.
My hand was gently held, and the ends of my hair were carefully drawn to the other side of my face by him.
Well, I forgive you for flirting with Ru Ting today.I thought sweetly in my heart.
"Oh, it's dark and thin. It's ugly."
My heart skipped a beat, Wen Tao? !no?How did he come to the military training base?How did he get in?do i open my eyesOpen your eyes what can I say?
"Like a red-hot briquette, it's so ugly that it's red in the black."
Bah, you are ugly.I'm a chocolate, bronze, black pearl, no appreciation guy.
"It's so ugly that a handsome guy like me still misses it. In which life did you get the blessing?"
Hey, is there anyone who puts gold on their face like this?
"You see, for you, I even specially applied to interview this military training. I didn't bother to come before. When I heard that you fainted, I panicked. Sigh, you said that you usually look like a man, why? Suddenly become weak and sick?"
Unable to hear my answer, Wen Tao continued: "When I saw you for the first time, you positioned me as a substitute. I thought at the time that I had never played this role in my life, and I thought it would be okay to play with you." That’s right, besides, you look a little sorry to the public, so I’ll just treat it as a way to purify the air for human beings. I didn’t expect that the saying at that time, “Emotions don’t bomb the head, but bomb the heart” was fulfilled. How can you be so confident every time? How about rejecting me? I only have one year left in college, and I will go to the United States after one year, so you can’t make me happy and deceive me? Maybe when I go to a capitalist country, I see a lot of mixed-race beauties with devil figures. , I might despise you. When the time comes, you cry and beg me to come back, and I will..."
Wen Tao's words became softer and softer, and I seemed to hear him finally saying: "I'll be right back."
My heart trembled, and the hand held by Wen Tao trembled.
My feet were exposed, so I had no choice but to slowly open my eyes: "I didn't hear anything."
Wen Tao smiled: "It doesn't matter if I heard it. I never wanted to hide my feelings. Besides, your eyeballs rolled N circles just now, and I'm not as stupid as you."
I smiled far-fetchedly, and before the corners of my mouth could even draw an arc, I saw Fang Yuke come in.
I finally feel dizzy and flustered, what are you doing, doctor...
Fang Yuke looked at my hand held by Wen Tao, and then at me, his face was livid.
I tried to break free embarrassingly, but Wen Tao grabbed it.So Wen Tao and I started to compete with each other, trying to figure out who was stronger.
I was worried that Fang Yuke and Wen Tao would quarrel because of me.It's okay to fight in school, as long as you don't publicize it, you can usually suppress it and not report it, but if you fight here, it's not a matter of standing in a military posture for half an hour.One is a friend with a bright future who will go abroad next year, and the other is my family's handsome husband who looks like Pan An, I don't like to hurt anyone.
"Fang Yuke, don't get angry. Wen Tao is here to collect news about military training, let's not delay his normal work."
"Need to hold hands until now for normal work?" Fang Yuke snorted from his nose.
"He's here to express condolences to a student who has a minor injury and is not disabled." I waved it like shaking hands with Wen Tao, then let go, and said, "Don't think too much, look at me now. Didn't I explain this to you?"
"Zhou Linlin, my brain is not a steamed bun without folds. Before you lie to me, make a draft."
I hate Fang Yuke's mean look.It doesn't matter how venomous your tongue is or how insidious you are, I can bear it with my rough skin and thick flesh.But in this case, do you need a little man's heart?When Ru Ting was flirting with you, I was basking in the sun, have I said anything so far?
"Yes, yes, my brain is a steamed bun without pleats. Your brain is a roll of flowers, full of pleats. How easy it is to find out if I'm lying or not. How can I be as easy as you? New love and old love embrace left and right, all The idol of men in the world."
"What do you mean? Are you angry with me for doing something wrong?" Fang Yuke's eyes were red, as if he was about to smash the salt water bottle on my head when he followed.
"What did I do wrong? Yes, I shouldn't have turned my head to look at you when I was standing in a military posture, and I shouldn't have sneaked a look at you and Ru Ting having a good conversation when I was forced to stand in front of Quan Lian for half an hour. The last thing I should do is to forgive you for sneaking around 10 minutes ago..." After being stimulated by Fang Yuke, I realized that I was much more articulate. People's kung fu has improved a lot" to praise yourself.
"Stealing? Who are you talking about stealing? Who is a chicken and who is a dog? Can a college student speak with a bit of quality?"
"Yes, my quality is quite low. Haven't you seen that I am flirtatious and hooking up with people? If you think it's an eyesore, go away, and no one stops you, right? I'm still pure if I don't see it."
Fang Yuke turned around and strode outside, slamming the door loudly, luckily the doctor wasn't there, if he was there, he would definitely blackmail him and pay him a hundred and eighty dollars.
In less than two seconds, the door suddenly opened again, and Fang Yuke turned back.
"Why don't you leave?" Fang Yuke said to Wen Tao.
Wen Tao shrugged: "I came here with an interview mission. Didn't I just mention the springboard? I specialize in interviewing people with disabilities, and she is the only one who fell down today."
Fang Yuke turned his head and asked me: "Zhou Linlin, let me ask you, do you want him to stay? You have to agree, and I will leave without saying anything, or do you agree..."
"He stays, it's business, what is there to avoid?" I said stubbornly.
A trace of loneliness flashed in Fang Yuke's eyes, he was blindfolded as if I hit his head with a salt water bottle, and couldn't recover for a long time.
My heart suddenly softened, and I immediately surrendered to those competitive struggles just now.
"Oh, what I mean is, Wen Tao, go to the canteen and buy me a bottle of sour plum juice first, and then leave it for me to do an exclusive interview. Fang Yuke, you go to the bathroom with me first, and hanging a salt water bottle isn't too bad. It's convenient, at least you can open the toilet door for me."
Wen Tao is right, I am a paper tiger with a strong appearance and a weak heart, Fang Yu is a narrow-minded emotional miser, and the two of us started to have conflicts within a few days of being together.However, love expert Wang Jie also said that people who are just beginning to fall in love will be stingy because they care about it, and weak because they love each other, right?
Wen Tao smiled bitterly at me, then turned to Fang Yuke and said, "I'd better avoid it for a while. I don't want to take advantage of it, but I just want to remind you that if you don't know how to deal with the problems between you, every time you Every time I rely on such a naive quarrel to solve it, I advise you to let it go. I believe that she can be loved better. "
Love is really a profound subject, if you are not careful, you will be in danger of failing the exam, and you will not even have a chance to make up the exam.Maybe Wen Tao is an excellent graduate, but Fang Yuke and I are freshmen who have just entered school and are rampant. We have made mistakes and stubbornly refused to admit them.
Fang Yuke silently held the salt water bottle and walked to the door of the women's toilet.Without a word, I took the salt water bottle, intending to go in myself.
Suddenly Fang Yuke snatched the salt water bottle again, and said to the ceiling: "Forget it, how are you going to the toilet with this thing? I'll go in with you."
I gasped: "This is the women's toilet..."
"I know it's the women's room. Everyone else is training outside, so I came out on leave." After speaking, Fang Yuke knocked on the door of the women's room, and when there was no movement inside, he opened the door and went in with me.
All the squat pits in the toilet had their doors wide open, Fang Yuke pointed to the squat pit closest to the door and said, "Go in and close the door yourself."
I am a little bit stuck.Although the relationship between me and Fang Yuke needs to be upgraded urgently, but it doesn't have to be like this. Skip the kiss, skip the sex, and go directly to the stage of such an old couple. This is too hard for a shy little woman like me...
I froze on the outside of the squatting pit, my facial expression twitching: "Fang Yuke, even if you did something wrong, you don't have to wait for me to go to the toilet."
Fang Yuke's sullen face turned even darker: "Can't I take care of the disabled students?"
Ugh--
The hard ones cannot be soft, and the hostile ones cannot be flattered.
"Fang Yuke, you look so idol-like, and now you are growing lushly in the women's bathroom, it would be bad if you were spread as a wretched man. I can't afford to ruin my reputation forever."
"My reputation has been ruined by you, and now I know? You are the only one in the world who can make me lose my manners. You are really capable. Stop talking nonsense, go in."
Just like going to the execution ground, at the last moment when I was struggling to enter the toilet, I spit out the truth word by word: "You are by my side, I can't pee."
After getting out of the toilet, Fang Yuke greeted me like a door god, took the salt water bottle, and walked back with me.
"Lin Lin, if you keep in touch with Wen Tao in the future, I won't talk to you, you know? I just slammed the door and left, and never came back. I didn't come back for any reason." Fang Yuke suddenly stopped. Come down, look me in the eyes and say seriously.
"It's great to be able to slam the door? If you have the ability to tear down the door. Besides, why can't I have a relationship with Wen Tao? Don't you have a hot fight with Ru Ting?"
"That's different."
"Where is it different? Only state officials are allowed to set fires, and ordinary people are not allowed to light lamps. Stop machismo. Now that the feminist movement is so popular, don't ask me for three obediences and four virtues. Women comrades all over the world will not agree."
"What I mean is that you are not Wen Tao's opponent, just save your IQ to deal with me."
"Hey, what do you mean, why is it related to my IQ again? You mean that you have a high IQ, so you can step on two boats."
"Didn't you explain it clearly during the practice last time? Ru Ting is my younger sister, and we are a pure man-woman relationship."
"Hey, that Wentao is also my elder brother, our relationship is purer than Wahaha mineral water."
"Wen Tao is holding your hand, you still say pure?"
"Then you took the initiative to hold Ru Ting, how did you become pure?"
"At that time, it was my brother hugging my sister, and Wen Tao's winking grabbing of your hand was two different things."
"Don't think the picture is so erotic. It's a fortune-telling on the bridge, with such a rich imagination..."
My eloquence exploded today, and I just wanted to use my ability to talk about gods to say a few words, but I saw Fang Yuke suddenly bent down and approached my face.His face became bigger and bigger, and his facial features became clearer and clearer. When he was 1 centimeter away from my face, he suddenly stopped and looked at my lips and whispered: "It's been so noisy lately..."
My heart stopped beating.
The whole world is quiet.
The afterglow that seemed to come in from the endless aisle passed through the small glass grids and sprinkled on the ground, leaving mottled light and shadows one by one.The sun shines on the salt water bottle, refracting dazzling light, which almost blinds me.
But I still stubbornly opened my eyes wide, and saw Fang Yuke's dark pupils under his thick eyelashes like a small fence, a small playful mole on his tall nose, and his full and curved lips Just like a smile that is not a smile to lure me.Standing on tiptoe, I hold this god-given work in both hands.The red blood on my hand flowed back in the transparent needle tube, which set off Fang Yuke's face with a hint of coquettish beauty.As if bewitched, I moved my lips to him.
With a peck, I closed my eyes.
The happiest moment of human beings is to kiss with the one we love. When I touch Fang Yuke's lips, I feel safe and comfortable like a baby lying in the mother's womb.I clearly remember how Fang Yuke wrapped his arms around my waist, how he carefully held the salt water bottle so as not to hurt me, and how he said to me in a low voice: "Don't make trouble in the future, okay? Obediently, okay?" ?”
And there is the phrase "I love you, Lin Lin" that is about to be swallowed.
I felt that Fang Yuke's soft and elastic lips were gently covering my lips, like a dragonfly on water, reminding me of when I was a child at my grandmother's house, under the sunset, among the streams, I rolled up my trouser legs, built a small mud dam, and took A broken dustpan blocks the small fish larvae.The splash of water is refreshing.
Unknowingly, I hooked Fang Yuke's neck.
Fang Yuke's mouth smelled of mint, which was as natural as the herbs in the field.I was obsessed with Fang Yuke gently prying my teeth, hearing our common hot breath, I wanted to laugh slightly, who said that kissing requires technique?This is obviously the instinct of love...
Back in the infirmary, my shy girlish heart slowly came to life, and I felt embarrassed instantly.Who told me what to say after a kiss?
I cleared my throat: "Well... the sun is good today..." After I finished speaking, I wanted to bite my tongue and kill myself.
Fang Yuke smiled strangely, cupped his fists and watched what I said next.
"I mean, it's all the fault of the sun, what I did just now..." My face was burning hot.
"Well, yes, others are caused by the moon, but you are special, the level of trouble must be star level." Fang Yuke continued to look at me leisurely.
I hid my head even lower, wishing I could stuff my whole head into my chest cavity.
"Zhou Linlin, I didn't see that you were quite proactive. Although I wouldn't resist, it's better for me to do things like this in the future." Fang Yuke added with a smile.
I looked up: "There is a reason for that. Who let you get so close to me? You are called seduction! I have a heart for beauty. If Wu Yanzu, Brad Pitt, they stand in front of me, no need to lean It's so close, I want to pounce on her and kiss her hard."
"Idiot. The playground is almost flooded with halazi, and everyone will thank you for canceling the military training." Fang Yuke suddenly thought of something, "Don't let Wen Tao approach you, do you know?"
While talking, Wen Tao walked in with the doctor with a drink.The two were talking and laughing, and it seemed that Wen Tao was already at work.
Wen Tao sat down beside me, took out a cowhide notebook from his bag, and prepared for the interview very professionally.
The doctor came over and said to Fang Yuke: "I met your monitor just now and asked you to go back to military training. She has nothing else to do. Let's not affect other people's news work. I will also go out to avoid it."
Fang Yuke stood up unwillingly, gave me a threatening look, and went out.
Wen Tao smiled ugly: "It seems to be reconciled."
I nodded embarrassingly.
"Springboard, do you think I'm cheap? When you quarrel, I will give you time and space to reconcile. Others always say that I am smart, but I think I am the most stupid. I used to think that when you suffer Injury, I will heal your injury, you will always be a little moved. But when you are really injured, I see you arguing with Fang Yuke angrily, and seeing you take the initiative to compromise and make concessions to him, I will soften my heart .Even if you don't laugh for me, I don't want you to cry for any reason. When I like you, isn't it because of your smile from the bottom of my heart?"
I don't know how to answer, so silence is golden.
"I used to like a girl..."
"Ru Ting?" As soon as I heard the gossip, I immediately became energetic.
Wen Tao shook his head: "The circle is not so small. The girl I liked before has now settled in the United States. At that time, she also liked to laugh, and she laughed as heartlessly as you. But she is more beautiful than you too much……"
I had black lines all over my face and pouted in protest.
"But she is not as good as you in one thing. When a problem arises, she will approach every step of the way, insisting on fighting to the death. And I also don't explain when I should explain, and don't keep when I should stay. The last two Exhausted, we had to go our separate ways."
"Then do you still like her? Did you go to America to find her?" Now it's me interviewing him.
"Do you still like Xiaoxi? I went to the United States just to study, and the purpose was very simple. That relationship taught me that just love, two people will not last long. Fang Yuke and you may make the mistakes we made before , when the time comes, you will come to me scarred."
I lowered my head and said, "I know that feelings need to be adjusted slowly, but as long as there is love, I believe we will all learn to be tolerant slowly. I used to be like an ostrich, and I was unwilling to face problems. But I really fell in love, and I Only then did I know that I can also put in all my energy to think about solving problems.”
Wen Tao smiled: "Springboard, I found that every time I talk to you, you can have a deep dive with me. Do I have a face of Bai Yansong and Shui Junyi, and I will become the focus of interviews at every turn? You think I am Is your heart made of iron? Say love to me and say love to me."
"Obviously you mentioned it first, but I don't want to share my view of love with you."
"Springboard, if I give up on you, I'm very unwilling, but I'm not someone who can be satisfied by watching from afar. Do you think I'm going to create all the conditions between you and Fang Yuke without grace? What? I think you will hate me at that time. You don’t save me a little face every time, you won’t do it if you say no. Oh, aren’t you a Sagittarius? a chance?"
I looked up to the sky: "I really want to do this, but I'm afraid you won't like it. Why don't you two discuss it, one is responsible for serving me water, the other is responsible for rubbing my shoulders; one is responsible for cooking, and the other is responsible for washing dishes "One is in charge of making money, and the other is in charge of shopping with me, okay?"
Wen Tao scratched his head: "It turns out that you still have the characteristics of a Sagittarius. I thought your mother misremembered your birthday and remembered you as a Sagittarius from a Scorpio."
I smiled and said, "Wen Tao, let's continue to be the same as before. When you are busy, keep busy. When you are free, you can send me a text message or something, but don't pretend to be selfish. You are not suitable for children. Now you hold a notebook and give me an exclusive interview, and you panic."
"Then what am I suitable for?"
"You are fit to be a workaholic..."
Wen Tao shook his head helplessly: "Let's get into the topic of the interview..."
Practice every day, expose yourself to the sun every day.Pray for heavy rain every night, and the sun rises as usual every morning.My face is already dark, and its ability to absorb heat is several times stronger than that of others, and it turns black at the speed of light.In the last few days of the military training, I didn’t dare to look in the mirror. I walked on the trail at night like I came out of the coal mine site. I was invisible and blended into the night. At this time, I didn’t dare to laugh casually. I was afraid of the dark. The face is open and the mouth is showing a row of white teeth. In case the timid girls are frightened, it is not good to think that the military training base is haunted.
On the last day, after lunch in the cafeteria, I was just about to go back to the dormitory to lie down for a while, when I saw Fang Yuke standing far in front of me, looking towards me uncertainly.
Fang Yuke's face looks like Michael Jackson's after plastic surgery, no matter how you tan it, it's porcelain white.You are so white, how can I get close to you?People must think that they have encountered the current version of black and white impermanence.
Fang Yuke finally walked towards me, with a look of contempt on his face: "You really absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon, except for the whites of your eyes, why are other places like Oreo cookies? I think other people tanned because of As long as you can bear it, why are you as if you have painted coffin paint?"
Ah bah, that's bad luck.
I wiped the sweat from my face: "Do you know that I am called healthy color? Bronze beauty is popular now. Look at Louis Koo's face before tanning, but after tanning he is a national idol. You are blatantly jealous. It has to be like a refracting mirror, the color can’t change, the shape is so single, you see I’m a queen of change, and I’m extremely malleable.”
"Well, it's quite changeable, but Li Kui is like Baogong. After returning to school, don't ride a bicycle casually at night. Others will think that you have encountered an unmanned bicycle. Also, don't take photos with others casually before the end of military training. No matter how strong the flash is, it will not be able to illuminate or form an image."
"I said, are you a rodent with molars? Why are you so sharp every time? I'll buy you a rubber hose to chew on, so you won't be bitten."
"Aren't I just biting you? I don't even bother to bite others."
Why is it so strange for me to hear this?
Fang Yuke patted my head, turned around and walked towards the canteen, and said as he walked: "Don't think about it. If you have to dig deeper or extend the meaning of the meaning just now, I have no problem. Sigh, how did you find it?" A woman who was airlifted from Africa to be his wife..."
Hehe, after the daily fight with Fang Yuke was over, I happily trotted behind him to catch up.
On the day the military training ended, many students held the instructor's hand and bid farewell to the instructor.But I wanted to sing about the emancipation of the turned serfs. I haven't showered for days on such a hot day.If this continues, I will become a caveman.
I shook the instructor's hand symbolically, and said happily to him: "The biggest regret in my life is that I didn't hold a submachine gun in the military training base. Soldiers who don't want to hold guns are not good soldiers. The instructor will work hard to get out of here in the future." , Return to the normal army, hold the gun as soon as possible—" After finishing speaking, I saluted seriously and said loudly, "I declare that I am very happy today."
Sitting on the bus back to school, my heart is like a prisoner who has been released after serving his sentence. I have an intimacy with all free objects, birds flying in the sky and fish swimming in the water.
Julie couldn't bear the way I was ready to scream at the sky at any time, and said: "Look at you, others think that the instructor has abused you. Why do you think you are as excited as a chicken blood!"
I leaned closer to her ear: "In the past half a month of military training, Fang Yuke and I have only met twice, but Ru Ting and I have seen each other every day. If you were me, would you be able to bear it?"
(End of this chapter)
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