Peking University "poor" students
Chapter 9 Ru Ting's Birthday Party
Chapter 9 Ru Ting's Birthday Party
The next day I received Ru Ting's birthday invitation.
Ru Ting is a delicate girl.We celebrate our birthday, it must be on the day of our birthday, we make a phone call and yell a few words, then take a group of friends to the hot pot restaurant near the school to drink a thousand cups or go to the KTV to make a loud mic barking all night, but we will never be there This kind of preparation is also done before the birthday.
Moreover, a countryman like me who came from the grassroots and had never seen the big world really received the invitation in a serious way.So when Ru Ting took out the bronzing invitation card from her LV bag to me during the computer class break, I thought it was an engagement banquet, and immediately took it with trepidation, and said doglegly: "Congratulations, congratulations, you will grow old forever!" , give birth to a precious child early." She and Fang Yuke were really embarrassed, especially Fang Yuke, who was stunned for several seconds without swearing the classic "idiot".
In the second class, I secretly took out the invitation card and read it carefully.On the cover picture, the red maple is flying, like a flower like a rosy glow, and Ru Ting is wearing a small white gauze skirt, standing alone in the red forest, noble like a princess, elegant like a fairy.Opening the invitation, inside was Ru Tingjuanxiu's words:
Zhou Linlin:
March 3th is my 5th birthday. I am honored to invite you to witness an important turning point in my life. I hope you can bring your male companion to my adult party.
your ruting
The time and address of the party are marked at the bottom of the text, and there is a small print on the mobile phone in the lower right corner: If the occasion requires, please attend in formal attire.
I touched the cover of the invitation and lamented the injustice of the heavens.First, why is she only 18 years old?But when I was 18 years old, I was still struggling with the next year's college entrance examination; second, why did she take this kind of photo of the little dragon girl?Why do the photos I take every time look like the gold inlaid jade in the Dragon Inn?Third, why do people have an adult party on their birthday, and I insisted on it for a long time, but I only got a 9-inch small cake? !
Another point, which is also the most important point, why do I have to worry about bringing a male companion and wearing formal clothes when someone celebrates their birthday?
I was so angry that I wrote petty prints on the cover of the invitation as a reply: You are obviously showing off the post!
I squinted at Ru Ting not far away.At this moment, she was whispering to Fang Yuke, Fang Yuke nodded thoughtfully, and said something softly to her.
Alas, to be honest, Ru Ting itself is a bragging post used by God to stimulate us—the family is rich, good-looking, successful in studies, and has a childhood sweetheart boyfriend who has loved her for life.If there was a fly in the ointment, it would be that she was surrounded by jealous girls like me who never really wanted to accept her as friends.
When the computer get out of class was over, Ru Ting specially came over and said to me coquettishly: "Lin Lin, remember to come! If you don't come, I will be disappointed."
I shook the goose bumps on my body, pursed my lips with a smile, and said nothing.Because I was having a fierce ideological struggle in my heart: if I participate, I want to buy a dress—budget within 500 yuan, birthday gift—budget within 200 yuan, trick my male partner to participate—budget within 100 yuan for a special treat, accumulate it, this My living expenses will be in vain every month; if I don’t participate, what can I say?You can't say "my relationship with you is not enough to make me starve for a month", right?
Seeing that I didn't agree, Ru Ting immediately said softly: "Brother Xiaoxi, go, you can find him as your male companion."
In view of the fact that she regarded Xiaoxi as my boyfriend, I immediately nodded cheerfully and said yes.Of course, I still have self-knowledge, and I would never really invite Xiaoxi to this kind of occasion.Let's not talk about whether people will agree, if I agree, my weak heart will throb for a month and I can't take care of myself!
Review yourself as a vulgar and unscrupulous person: when someone invites me to a birthday party, I first do some financial calculations; when someone enthusiastically helps me match up, I don’t appreciate it, but I’m jealous of her, and I hope she hangs up when she is fine Ke, let me balance my mind; falling in love with someone is also slow-moving, indifferent, not only hope that the person will be unfeeling to the end, but also hope that the person will leave me with a thought.
In a word, I am a layman, a layman!
Back in the dormitory, I showed the invitation to Julie, and asked her to search her huge database of potential lovers to help me find a good one to attend the birthday party.
Lying on the bed, Julie slapped the invitation: "What do you think youth is? Youth is a history of shame. You can't live if you don't. It's just a bad birthday, and it needs to be as good as eighty. Is it the same as your birthday? Lin Lin, don’t dress up to attend, but go over in a tracksuit to see if they chase you away. She thought she was filming "Meteor Garden" and still doing this. She wants to learn from Fujido Shizuka, right? Maybe even send you a pair of shoes, telling you 'every girl should have a pair of good shoes'. If she really gives you a pair of shoes, you put the heel on her forehead. What I don't like the most is this The kind of person who pretends to be pure and kind, but is actually extremely coquettish inside."
I smiled and asked Julie: "You are hating the rich! I just reflected on myself as a vulgar person today, why are you so vulgar? From what angle do you see her inner coquettishness? Maybe she is really that dignified and gentle Fujido Shizuka!"
"Among women, I hate Jing Fujitang the most. Whoever says she is perfect, I am in a hurry with whoever says that she is perfect. The most selfish and hypocritical person in the world is this kind of person. He doesn't want anything in his mouth, but he wants everything in his heart. You say rich people Is it easy for my daughter to do this? She is obviously not greedy enough, and she still has to pretend to be a small person who does not eat the fireworks. As for why I think she is coquettish in her heart, it is purely a woman's intuition, and the thinking of a man like you Yes, not very good communication."
I filtered out the last sentence: "If she is Fujido Jing, wouldn't I be the indomitable and indestructible Shancai?" I began to fantasize about the handsome F4 behind me with a dazed expression.
As soon as Julie heard this, she threw the pillow at me with an intoxicated face: "If you were Shancai, I would be Daomingsi's mother. If you see the wind and give you some sweetness, you will call me a fool on the wall, and you will be indomitable." Not disabled? Threats, temptations, temptations, which one can you bear?"
I curled my lips. Although I often do in-depth self-analysis, I still feel a little uncomfortable to let others prove that I am indeed a layman.
I started to make serious arrangements for Ru Ting's birthday.
In order of hardest to hardest, the first thing I tackle is the birthday gift problem.
Ru Ting probably has nothing missing in this background.If she really lacks something, I can't afford it.According to the vulgar episodes shown on TV, at this time, I, who is poor, should make something for her, who is rich and honored.Seriously speaking, true feelings are priceless; in layman's terms, those who have money are for money, and those who have no money are for personal value.I had no money, so I had to make her a gadget, which could be fooled by gimmicks such as "handcrafted" and "limited to the world".
However, the only and proficient handicraft I know is folding gold ingots. That is because I was crazy about money when I was a child, and I learned the craft from my grandma who was good at eating vegetarian food and chanting Buddha.A piece of golden aluminum foil paper, folded in half a few times, becomes a golden ingot—it is said that gold ingots were more popular than small whirlwind playing cards at that time, and they can also be used as currency in circulation in all the circles of children in our community.Ingots with good three-dimensional effects can be purchased for large items such as submachine guns, and inferior ones can also be replaced by snacks.
Alas, when I grow up, I will withdraw from the stage of history with such a good technology.
I suddenly understood the hardships and helplessness of scissors sharpeners.
I walked to the balcony with a sad face, and saw Fang Yuke standing on the balcony and making a phone call.
I'm so stupid.If Ru Ting likes something, just ask Fang Yu if he wants to know.
I yelled directly on the balcony: "Fang Yuke, I have something to ask you, come down for me."
At this time, countless heads stuck out from the windows of the male dormitory opposite, some watching the show, some booing.Who said boys don't gossip?It's still the same as holding a bench and holding a handful of melon seeds to talk about the shortcomings of the parents and the west.
I waited downstairs for a long time, but I didn't wait for Fang Yuke to come down.
I looked up and saw, hey, he is fine, and he was still talking on the phone leisurely, as if I just yelled at someone else.
The teacher taught us from an early age: time is money.How could I let my money go away like this, so I put my hand around my mouth and rolled it into a trumpet shape, and shouted cynically: "Fang Yuke, your mother told you to go home for dinner!"
With this roar, the windows of the two male and female dormitory buildings poked their heads out, and those who had good things started clapping and whistling.
Fortunately Ru Ting is not in the dormitory today, otherwise I would not be shot to death by random arrows?
Amidst thunderous applause, I greeted the noble young master who came downstairs gracefully.
With a half-smile, he was wearing a plaid shirt, a black casual suit, a pair of baggy Levi's jeans, and a pair of light-colored canvas shoes on his feet.
It is difficult for boys to match a plaid shirt well, but this kid looks like a hanger model, exuding a lazy and youthful comfort.
And I just ran downstairs in a hurry: I was wearing a black jumper on the upper body, red and white striped sweatpants on the lower body, and Mickey cotton mops with big heads on my feet. One of the cotton mops had a Mickey nose It was picked up by me a few days ago.
On the whole, I look like a down-and-out flower girl.well--
Fang Yuke glanced at me, and finally set his eyes on my cotton mop, with a smile on his lips, but he didn't want to laugh out loud.
I glared at him: "What are you looking at? Poor people are not allowed to wear broken shoes."
Fang Yuke said with a smile: "Every woman should have a pair of good shoes."
I asked in amazement: "You also know Fujido Jing?"
"Fudodo Jing? Male or female? I don't know."
I curled my lips: "Hmph, you don't even know the famous Fujido Jing, so hurry up and read a book and make up for it."
Fang Yuke ignored my words and asked me, "What do you want from me?"
After arguing with him for a long time, I realized that I hadn't said anything serious yet.
"What birthday gift does Ru Ting like? What do you plan to give?" I didn't forget to dig into the other person's privacy when I asked about the business.
Fang Yuke frowned: "I haven't thought about it yet. Are you looking for me for this?"
"Otherwise. Miss Qianjin doesn't lack anything, so make it difficult for poor people like us. Please provide me with some reference information."
"How do I know what girls like? If it's your birthday, what would you like to get for your birthday?"
I looked up at the sky and thought, then took out my fingers and counted them one by one: "Shampoo, shower gel, toilet paper, photo frame..."
Fang Yuke interrupted me: "Why are you so easy to deal with? Why don't you take advantage of your birthday to rob me?"
"Well, actually, what I want are diamonds, gold, mansions, funds, stocks... Hey, who told me to rob me, it's better to think about something more realistic. Having said that, the daily necessities are in a hurry recently, so I have to buy Purchased..."
"Let's go."
"Where are you going?"
"Purchase." Fang Yuke said without looking back.
My sloppy self just followed Fang Yuke in Yushu Linfeng to go shopping.
Following Fang Yuke, I lost my life as cannon fodder. Cannon fodder is at least a tangible substance. Standing with him, I can only turn into air.
I pouted and asked Fang Yuke: "Did you do it on purpose? Everyone thought I was a little nanny hired by your family."
Fang Yuke looked at me for a while, then nodded thoughtfully: "It does look like a nanny, but where can I find such a clumsy nanny!"
I picked up a box of biscuits and threw them on him.It doesn't hurt that I'm going to die, right?
You chattered with each other sentence by sentence, we have gone from the daily necessities area to the vegetable and meat area.
I don't have much interest in grocery shopping, except to taste some free food provided by the supermarket, I can only silently watch Fang Yuke shuttle through a pile of green vegetables, thinking that this guy is simply perfect: his background She can stand on the countertop, look good in the hall, and work in the kitchen. She is a perfect match with Princess Ru Ting, who doesn't touch Yang Chunshui with her ten fingers.Of course, for women's selfishness, it's better for this kind of man to be single forever, but objectively speaking, among the people I know, apart from Ru Ting, I really can't find anyone who is more compatible with him.
But when we arrived at the seafood area, Fang Yuke's definition of perfect image was immediately overshadowed: This guy actually caught a rice field eel that looked a bit like a snake, and he came to scare me with his teeth and claws, and he smiled triumphantly, waiting for him. Watch me play.
Bored, I grabbed Qicun the eel and warned him: "I was trying to scare others into growing up, so be good, little brother... next time you scare him, you have to catch a cobra to enjoy yourself..."
Fang Yuke took out a tissue to wipe his hands in disappointment, and muttered while wiping: "Oh, I forgot that you were naughtier than me when you were young..."
Fang Yuke pushed the shopping cart and continued to walk forward, and I followed behind him. When I saw something delicious and interesting, I threw it into the cart. After a while, the small shopping cart was filled to the brim.
When I waited in line to check out, I had a strange illusion, as if we were a pair of lovers for many years, an old couple went shopping, bickered and grinded their teeth, and then seemed to be going home arm in arm.And I put my hands in my trouser pockets, waiting for Fang Yuke to pay the bill as a matter of course.
Fang Yuke sorted the things he bought into categories, and let me carry a bag of light groceries, while I shouldered two heavy bags of groceries.
I enjoyed his gentlemanly demeanor very much, and followed him cheerfully—to his house.
After the last incident, I never entered Fang Yuke's dormitory again.Now "revisiting the old place", it's so kind, just lend me ten more guts, and I don't dare to lie on Fang Yuke's bed anymore.
I turned on the TV carelessly, lay down on the big sofa, put my bare feet on the tea table in front of the sofa, and watched TV comfortably, not forgetting to instruct Fang Yuke: "I said you should cut that fish open, otherwise If it is suffocated and dissected, it will not be fresh."
Fang Yuke was busy in the kitchen: "How can you look like a nanny? You are obviously an aunt..."
I curled up on the sofa and had fun.I haven't known this kid for a long time. From the original cold-faced killer to a sunny boy, is it because I have trained him well?But when we are away from home, the two of us depend on each other for life. If he is not good to me, who is good to him?
Thinking of this, I went to the kitchen, and Fang Yuke said: "Fang Yuke, generally speaking, you are not mean to me. I feel sorry for you even if we don't marry you. If we put it aside, a man can marry three wives and four concubines , I will marry you with reluctance, even if I am a concubine. Anyway, it is life anyway, right?"
Fang Yuke stopped chopping vegetables: "I can understand that you are proposing to me?"
I picked up a slice of cucumber from the chopping board and stuffed it into my mouth: "You can understand it that way if you want. My starting point is that we are brothers, but as long as you can handle your first wife, I don't care."
Fang Yuke raised his head and stared into my eyes: "Zhou Linlin, why haven't you changed your habit? Every time you thank me, you have to marry yourself off. Do you do the same to others? You have married me twice, and I don't see you anymore. What are you doing..."
"Twice? How could I tell the same person twice? I said it once when I broke Shanshan's submachine gun when I was a child, and once when my deskmate Xiaoyin borrowed my answers for the final exam, and I didn't seem to say it at other times. It's over. Could it be that I said it when I was drunk last time?" I looked at Fang Yuke suspiciously.
Fang Yuke washed the cutting board expressionlessly and ignored me.
Alas, I was disgusted.
I felt wronged and nestled on the sofa in the living room, and fell asleep within a few minutes...
Fang Yuke patted me lightly to wake me up: "Lin Lin, it's time to eat."
I opened my eyes with extreme displeasure, got up and sat down at the dining table.
When I saw the dishes, I instantly woke up.Good guy, the table is full of hometown dishes: West Lake vinegar fish, dried pork slices with bamboo shoots, Longjing shrimp, water shield soup.
I licked my lips and immediately tasted it with chopsticks.
After a meal, I didn't bother to talk.
Satisfied with food and drink, I said, "Fang Yuke, you don't want to marry me, but you must marry my stomach. It is a good thing that Ru Ting wants to marry you. It is also a part of life to see how a beautiful woman's figure can transform into a winter melon step by step. Have fun... You said that if I gave her a box of diet pills as a birthday present, would she really admire my foresight after many years?"
Fang Yu was ridiculous and didn't speak.
I changed my sitting position, put one foot under my buttocks, and asked myself, I asked: What does Ru Ting like best?Answer: Fang Yuke is my favorite.Question: What is Fang Yuke's favorite?
I immediately asked Fang Yuke: "Fang Yuke, what do you like most?"
Fang Yuke wiped the table and said, "Are you referring to people or things?"
"Of course it's a thing. Who wants you to show your affection in front of me and say that you like the person you like the most?"
Fang Yuke thought for a while: "Submachine gun."
I almost couldn't sit still, and fell off the chair: "Submachine gun?! Real gun or fake gun?"
Fang Yuke: "Toy guns, the kind I used to play with when I was young."
I held Fang Yuke's hand excitedly: "Comrade Fang Yuke, congratulations, you have finally found the organization that has been lost for many years. My childhood dream was to hold a Shanshan submachine gun in my hand. When the submachine gun is aimed and fired, and It feels like a real gun. At that time, I bought gold ingots after discounting them for several days, and they broke before I played for a day..."
Fang Yuke took my hand back: "Thank the organization for finally claiming me back."
I laughed haha: "Fang Yuke, I saw you cooking and washing dishes just now, and thought I had misunderstood you. I thought to myself that I used to pretend to be like a two-five-eight thousand yuan ice sculpture, but now I am like a little daughter-in-law. Enthusiastic and diligent. It’s okay, it’s a bit of a man’s hobby.”
Fang Yu was not happy: "Just like a little daughter-in-law in front of you, others can't eat it if they want it."
I stood on tiptoe and rubbed his head: "Let's talk about it earlier, why don't you marry me? It turns out that you are waiting for me to marry you. My husband will give you a high-quality imitation infrared submachine gun for my concubine tomorrow."
I decided to give Ru Ting a simulated Type 79 submachine gun, and remind her that this is the model her boyfriend likes.Love Wu Jiwu, she will definitely like it too.
The birthday gift is settled, and the next thing to solve is the dress.
I decided to entrust this matter to Wang Jie.She has unique opinions on makeup and dressing, and occasionally writes articles for fashion magazines. I am absolutely assured of her taste.It's just that the budget of less than 500 yuan made her a little embarrassed.But I prevaricated by saying "a real smart woman can cook without rice".
The most difficult problem to solve is the male partner problem.I thought about it for a long time, and I thought about all the boys in our class, but I couldn't find any good ones.
Asking Julie for help, Julie said happily: "I don't object to you participating in Ru Ting's show, but it doesn't mean I support you in doing so. I just don't like her singing, and all of you have to sing with her. "
Yes, I met a chaste...
In the end, I made a decision that shocked the whole dormitory, that is, I want to advertise for recruitment!
I opened the Queqiao version of the unnamed BBS for the first time, and started to write information:
I, a little girl, have a wide range of hobbies, and I like reading the most.
GG one: Good image and temperament, preferably willing to engage in special industries.
If you are sincere, please send the photo to[email protected].
Under the email address, I sent a very hazy distant photo with almost only the back of my head.
After finishing writing, I will show it to the people in the dormitory.
Julie glanced at it: "It's a waste of your talent if you don't do sales, but you still like to read a lot?"
Wang Jie kept talking nonchalantly: "You are a literati, and you are looking for a scholar, which is a perfect match."
By the afternoon, my post had topped the top ten trending topics.A bunch of boring people are encouraging even more boring people to apply for special professions, and the initiator of this boring movement is me...
My mailbox is sure to be overwhelmed.
I directly filter out the ones that don’t contain attached photos, and then filter out the ones that sent photos but wrote dozens of lines of sour poems, and I review the remaining photos one by one.
For God's sake, I finally found a good-looking photo when the lights were dim.The name is the same as my roommate, also called Wen Tao.And the main reason why I chose him was his message: In fact, I just came out to make soy sauce...
I immediately emailed him back: Wentao GG, hello.See Jun's photo, it's too late to meet each other.The long night is long and I don’t want to sleep. It’s better to talk about it at 10 o’clock tonight at Combos (Xuesan Canteen of Peking University).Also, please leave your mobile phone number for easy contact.
When it was almost ten o'clock, I received an email from him: Yes.Connection code: I love Zhou Xingxing.
faint.Is this kid a mobile phone display?Why don't you call when you arrive?Also connect the password.
I immediately put on a coat and rushed to Combos.
I set the time at ten o'clock. I have my own advantages. First, at ten o'clock, the cafeteria is empty, and it is easy to negotiate deals; second, Combos closes at 10:30. If the deal fails, he will pester me again. I can use the excuse that the cafeteria is closed to escape.
I looked at my watch anxiously. At 10:05, no one showed up. Could it be that I was tricked?
After waiting for more than ten minutes, seeing that Combos was about to close the door, I couldn't hold back and prepared to evacuate, cursing secretly: "shit! How dare you let me go!"
A strange voice came from my ear: "It seems that the connection code is not this sentence..."
I looked up at him suspiciously: "I love Zhou Xingxing?"
He nodded: "yes, you love him."
I looked at him the way a mother-in-law looks at an unmarried son-in-law.
I have to say that God always stepped forward to help me at critical moments.This kid is really handsome (pronounce zun and imitate Zhao Lirong's accent)... Was that photo taken before plastic surgery?Long eyelashes, high nose, wow, and unilateral dimples... I'm a dimple lover...
However, now is not the time for nympho.I signaled him to sit down, and I reached out to grab his paw in a gentlemanly manner, and shook him fiercely: "It's a pleasure to meet you!"
Wen Tao replied indifferently: "You have recruited so many people, no matter what, I am lucky to meet you. Thank you for picking me alone among thousands of flowers. I thought it would be a small group meeting tonight."
I stuck out my tongue.His speech was too harsh, even worse than Fang Yuke he just met.
I smiled and said, "I've said that, why did you send me an email?"
"Look, the interview has started. As I said, I just came out to play soy sauce, I think it's fun, and I'm interested in working in a special industry."
I coughed and smirked.
Wen Tao frowned and asked me, "You don't know how to really recruit friends?"
I smiled and asked: "Of course not. Otherwise, I wouldn't disappoint you who came out to play soy sauce. To be honest, I'm going to a birthday party tomorrow, and the party requires everyone to bring a male companion."
"Oh, it's really vulgar. Should I participate?"
"Do you know whose party it is? Has Ru Ting heard of it? The flower in the outer courtyard! The people who want to see her face line up to the east gate of the school. The birthday party is an excellent opportunity to get to know her, so don't miss it." Don’t come again, how can you give up so easily? You just use me as a springboard, step on me as much as you want, I don’t mind.”
The dimples around Wen Tao's mouth moved: "Then I would like to thank you, springboard?"
"You're welcome."
"Do you need to sacrifice your hue to pretend to be your boyfriend?"
"No need. You dress too stylishly, stand with me, don't say that others don't believe me, and I don't believe you are my boyfriend. Let's not do careless things." I see Wen Tao wearing flat-frame glasses , On a day in March, wearing a shirt and wearing a square scarf and going out, it looks like a trendy person, which is really out of tune with an amateur like me.
Wen Tao turned his tail ring: "I said 'we' to you, I have to go if I don't. All right, I joined the gang. What's your name?"
"Zhou Xingxing's family, my name is Zhou Linlin."
"The name is too ugly, so I'll call you Springboard."
After a brief understanding, Wen Tao is two years older than me, and he is from the School of Journalism, and the rest is unknown.Because Combos was closed, and he was standing on the main road in a shirt and chatting in the early spring, it really made me unbearable.I told him a few words about the time and place to meet tomorrow, and then I went back to the dormitory.
The next day, I put on the little dress that Wang Jie bought for me.It's more men's clothing than a dress: a satin shirt with a large floral bow tie, a simple black tight suit, black wide-leg pants, and a belt with big red rhinestones.I stood in front of the mirror and asked Wang Jie: "How do you know that I'm going to carry a submachine gun? It's completely neutral. I already vaguely feel that I'm at the forefront of fashion..."
Wang Jie looked at the overall effect, and said dissatisfiedly: "Well, your figure can only be matched with a man's outfit, but it seems that there are still some shortcomings." She stroked my bangs on my forehead, and felt my breath. "Lin Lin, your hair quality is not very good. Long hair can't absorb enough nutrients. How about you cut it short?"
I thought she was going to use a knife on my face for plastic surgery, why don't I just cut my hair?Bubble gum stuck to my hair when I was a child, my mother didn't just cut it off.
So I hurriedly went to "aesthetics" outside the school, and cut a refreshing short hair.After the cut, apart from feeling a bit cold on the head, it is also relaxed, at least I can save some shampoo in normal times.
Before going out, Wang Jie helped me touch up my makeup, sighed and asked me: "Lin Lin, are you making such a fuss to see Xiaoxi?"
I lowered my head and thought for a while, then said hesitantly: "Actually, I just want to learn Shancai. Maybe I will really be a sparrow flying on a branch and turning into a phoenix."
At four o'clock in the afternoon, I carried a submachine gun and went to pick up my male companion first as agreed.Alas, one is not born to be a princess, but at best to be a groom.
Wen Tao came late, because I had to invite him to play at night, so I was out of breath and panicked.
Like a scanner, Wen Tao looked me over from head to toe, and finally he said: "Is the gun in your hand an accessory? It's quite innovative."
I rolled my eyes unhappily: "This is a simulated Type 79 submachine gun. I don't know what it is!" I said and looked back.The magazine Wang Jie subscribed to seemed to call Wen Tao’s attire British: a slim-fit coat with a hood, a checkered shirt, narrow-leg pants, high-top leather boots, and the most striking thing is the oversized navy blue scarf around his neck.
Wen Tao looked down at me proudly and asked, "How about it, I won't embarrass you when I go out, springboard?"
I stared at the chrysanthemum-shaped earring on his right ear and said with a smile, "It's not ashamed, it's not ashamed. It definitely has the temperament of a royal girl, and it matches the clothes I'm wearing today."
"Faner, the royal daughter?"
"It means to praise you for your femininity, nobleness, and self-importance." I explained, and in my heart, I strongly suggested that entries such as Fujido Jing and Yu Nu Fan'er be included in the college entrance examination syllabus.
The traffic in Zhongguancun is really speechless. Before the taxi took a few steps, I saw the car in front of me was as intertwined as tying shoelaces.I haven't walked out of Huangzhuang for half an hour, so I hurriedly urged the taxi driver.The master still had time to joke with me: "Girl, put your submachine gun aside, I can drive more steadily even if I can't drive fast."
Fang Yuke received a call in the car: "Where are you? I'll wait for you downstairs, let's go there together."
Why doesn't this kid go to help Ru Ting prepare the party, what's wrong with wandering around downstairs.I hurriedly said: "I've already left the house, you should help Ru Ting, or the birthday boy will be in a bad mood today. Also, when taking a taxi, go north, Zhongguancun is already blocked." At the end of the sentence, I didn't forget to do it again Announcer for The Voice of Traffic.
Fang Yuke's voice was a little unhappy: "You went alone?"
I smiled: "I'm sorry for you, I can't find a boyfriend, so I came here to make up for it? Lend me ten guts, and I can't attend today's party with you. Thank you..." I was happy hung up the phone.
Wen Tao turned into a curious baby: "Who is there? There are still applicants?"
I waved my hand to signal him not to think about it.Men gossip more than women, I have to stress this for the nth time.
We were an hour late to the party.In the hall, there were people coming and going, drinking and drinking, and it was very lively.I anxiously searched for Ru Ting's figure—I had to get the submachine gun out quickly, or someone would call me a robber and call the police.
Finally saw tonight's heroine in a corner of the lobby.A fiery red one-shoulder dress set off Ru Ting's fair and tender skin. The asymmetrical lotus-leaf skirt looked youthful and lively, and the small diamond necklace under the shoulder-length jet-black hair shone brightly.The whole person feels as moving as a rabbit and as quiet as a virgin.
I tugged at the corner of Wen Tao's clothes, indicating that he will be lucky tonight!
Ru Ting had already spotted me, and walked over step by step like walking a red carpet: "Lin Lin, I almost didn't recognize me, why did you cut your hair short?"
Before I could answer, Ru Ting said again as if he had discovered a new continent: "Wen Tao, I thought you wouldn't come! You are lucky to be alive, and you are so prosperous!"
I was very upset, it turned out that Wen Tao knew them, which means that after this meeting, I will not have a clean relationship with him.I also used Ru Ting as a bait to lure him here, and I don't know why he is playing with me like a monkey; also, why is he so radiant when I see him, and when I attend her birthday party? She won't be lucky in her lifetime!I usually rarely attend birthday parties, okay...
Wen Tao pointed at me and smiled: "I was tricked into being a male companion."
God!If I had known this kid was so honest, I might as well have come alone.
Ru Ting pulled me aside: "I just saw Brother Xiaoxi coming alone, why didn't you come with him?"
I lowered my head and smiled wryly.
Ru Ting looked at my hair clearly and said, "That's fine, change your look, change your mood..."
I am speechless looking to the sky.
Ru Ting thought it had irritated me, and continued to comfort me: "Don't be discouraged. Good men are everywhere, and Wen Tao is a lover of the masses. Don't be overthinking it. Dress like this, I will think you are interested in the love between men and women. Desperate..."
I thought about it for a long time, and continued to look at the sky speechlessly...
It wasn't until Fang Yuke came over that I realized that my submachine gun hadn't been delivered yet.
I cleared my throat, and stuffed the submachine gun into Ru Ting's hand: "You don't need anything, so I have to give you some valuable and reliable information. Fang Yuke likes submachine guns the most, I'll give you one, and you can find a couple by yourself." Give him the gun. Use it as a sex toy."
Before Ru Ting had time to say thank you, he panicked and hurried to find a place for my birthday present.
Wen Tao next to him was overjoyed, he didn't know whether it was the word "sex toys" or the light and elegant Ru Ting's outrageous appearance holding a submachine gun that stimulated his laughter.In contrast, Fang Yuke looked at my new hairstyle with a serious expression and said nothing.
Alas, how come you become a cold-faced killer when you see a stranger?I pulled Wen Tao over to introduce him: "Fang Yuke, this is Senior Brother Wen Tao. Are you dressed in style?"
Fang Yuke said in a cold voice: "It's not like you are pulling the wind."
Wen Tao didn't see the outside world: "Fang Yuke, Ru Ting has mentioned you many times, and I've admired you for a long time." People who make news can put on airs.
Fang Yuke nodded politely at him, then turned around and asked me softly with a sullen face, "How do you know each other?"
For the sake of making him my concubine two days ago, the whole family will stop talking about each other.I confessed brightly: "Didn't you say that I would be disliked if I went to the Magpie Bridge? You see, if you fish for anything, there will always be handsome guys, which shows how much aura I have."
Fang Yuke continued to sullenly, holding his breath and not speaking.It is estimated that even the best people can't attack casually. When they see that the previous remarks are inaccurate, they will be so dejected.
Wen Tao came to join in the fun: "How can you be rejected? The little springboard is cute and willful. Even if you have a little heart, you can still control it. Especially after cutting short hair, he looks heroic and looks a little more mature and capable. Both women and girls, you will be attracted to her after a long time."
I looked sideways at him, thinking that if he said something so contrary to the facts, his face wouldn't blush and his heart wouldn't beat. It's really the right way to do news.My client is a little guilty, okay?You don’t need to exaggerate so much to comfort me, it’s too fake!
I have emphasized for the N+1 time that men are much more sensitive to gossip than women. Fang Yuke listens to what people say and doesn’t listen to the key points. He only picks out those who have gossip value: "Small springboard?"
Wen Tao stroked my short hair affectionately: "My nickname for her."
Big joke.I took a step back: "Brother Wentao, are you okay? Obviously you dislike my name, maybe you still don't remember my full name."
"Look, the little springboard is going to test me again, isn't it? Are you playing tricks?"
I couldn't take it anymore, and stomped hard on his leather high-top boots.After hearing Wen Tao's screams, I pointed to Fang Yuke on the right and turned to him and said, "Fang Yuke, my good brother, stop acting. I threw up after acting so badly. I didn't see it." Is my brother's face pale? Fortunately, you only studied the Department of Journalism, and it's fine to do some fake news. If you also studied the Department of Acting, wouldn't you have deceived all the ignorant people?"
"Who are the ignorant people?" Fang Yuke interrupted me dissatisfied.
Sigh, why don't you like to listen to the point when you speak...
I don't plan to talk to them anymore, and if I continue to deal with it, I will have a nervous breakdown.
Hungry, I scour the buffet trays in the lobby for food.This birthday party is really late. I'm going to go to the next year, I will definitely sweep all the dinner plates, and I won't return.It's a pity that my stomach is much smaller this year, and I can feel full after eating some dry food.
I stuffed a cookie, turned around and ran into Xiaoxi.
My mind went blank, I was a little overwhelmed, I just stupidly said with a biscuit in my mouth, "Hi, long time no see..."
Xiaoxi smiled softly: "It's been a long time."
I didn't know what to say next, so I could only watch my nose, nose, mouth and mouth, and keep silent.I am usually called Kanshen, and I have to pray that the heavens will gather all the chatterboxes around me.
When Wen Tao saw this weird scene, he immediately smelled the news value, and came over with a glass of wine and asked, "What's wrong?"
As if I had grasped a life-saving straw, I quickly said to Xiaoxi: "His name is Wen Tao, my male companion."
Wen Tao nodded cooperatively, but unexpectedly said, "Springboard and I just met yesterday."
Xiaoxi looked bewildered.
Wen Tao added: "You also think the word springboard is strange, right? Springboard is not my pet name for her, because I didn't remember her full name, and she used beautiful women as bait to lure me here, so I put She is called the springboard for hooking up beauties, or springboard for short."
I was so annoyed that I wanted to step on his boot again.Why is this man so blind?
Xiaoxi probably figured out the situation (how I hope he didn't), and said to me with a smile, "It's still so weird."
I blushed a little, not knowing whether this sentence was a sarcasm or a compliment.
Xiaoxi took some dessert and said to me: "The short haircut looks good." After speaking, she took the plate and went elsewhere.
My heart was beating like a drum, and I couldn't move for a long time.I think I'm going to keep this hairstyle for the rest of my life.
Wen Tao nodded my head: "Do you like him?"
I'm not in the state yet, ignore him.
Wen Tao continued to gossip: "However, he doesn't like you."
I still ignore him, and I still hate his behavior just now.
Wen Tao explained persistently: "But you still like him."
I gave him a blank look: "Why were you so honest just now? Didn't you let you come to act? Why didn't you act?"
Wen Tao was dissatisfied: "Didn't you say that I am not suitable for acting? I just return to myself."
I couldn't argue, and munched on the biscuit angrily.This kid is deliberately revenge, I can see it.
Seeing that I was silent, Wen Tao talked about Xiaoxi's topic just now: "Oh, people who fall in love are too persistent. The Buddha said: A person who loves and desires is like holding a torch. If you go against the wind, you will definitely suffer from burning hands." You'd better get out early."
I was still angry: "I'm sorry, please speak plainly. I can only understand one sentence of what the Buddha said."
Wen Tao asked curiously: "Which sentence?"
I replied angrily: "Amitabha, goodness is goodness."
Wen Tao laughed haha: "Little Springboard, you are so cute. No wonder he likes it. Hehe, it's challenging!"
Wen Tao's laughter attracted both Ru Ting and Fang Yuke.
Ru Ting stood beside Fang Yuke in a friendly manner, blinking her big eyes and asking, "Wentao, what's so happy about it?"
Wen Tao waved his hand, and then asked me: "Springboard, how did you get into Peking University? It's so fun..."
Actually, I also want to know the reason.I said dejectedly: "You can just watch my jokes. Well, after reading books for more than ten years, I still think kindergarten is the best thing to do."
Ru Ting smiled and Bai Meisheng said, "Lin Lin, you are our happy fruit..."
I sighed and said, "Ru Ting, the word 'pistachio' is reserved for Zhang Tielin Huang Ama, who is blowing his beard and staring. It's inappropriate for you to use it. But today's birthday is the biggest, so I'll let you use it for a day."
Ru Ting said pleasantly: "Wen Tao, do you think Lin Lin is cute? How did you know each other? I advise you to act early, or you will regret it..." After finishing speaking, she blinked playfully.
I am very grateful to Ru Ting, she is always more eager to marry me than my mother.Generally speaking, beautiful women disdain being a matchmaker, I don't know why Ru Ting has this hobby, and she sells me so blatantly, which makes me extremely embarrassed.I can't hypocritically say "I'm not cute, I'm too cute" (snickering, I'm still cute, ahem), or honestly and naively say "Don't make a move, or I'll be in a hurry with you" I look like a chaste woman.
Wen Tao smiled and asked me: "Springboard, why did you choose me? Did you fall in love at first sight with my profile photo, couldn't help it, and became impulsive? What did you say in the email? We met each other late, and couldn't sleep at night..."
I think Wen Tao will have to re-wax his leather boots when he returns tonight.I gritted my teeth and said back: "Yeah, I won't be able to fall asleep if I don't beat you to death."
Wen Tao didn't mind at all: "After writing a love letter, I started talking about nasty jokes. I like it."
Who wrote you a love letter?Who told you dirty jokes?
"Brother, I've lost a lot of weight recently, so why don't you induce vomiting?"
Wen Tao continued to rascal: "Then you should work hard to eat more tonight, so that you can lose weight."
I finally broke out: "Don't think that I will be bullied if I haven't read the Buddhist scriptures. Confucius said: Hit people with bricks (huh), shine on their faces, and don't mess up; don't worry about it anymore, just go to death; If you die, you don't need to worry about it; the undead are heroes. Would you like to let my brick look like a saint!"
Comrade Wen Tao stopped talking. I don't know if he was shocked by my angry expression, or he went to think about the deep meaning of the sage's words alone.
On the other hand, Fang Yuke jokingly said leisurely and calmly: "How is it? It's love at first sight, then it's fading, and then it's exhausted. Take care, brother."
I suspect that Wen Tao drank too much, because after he was silent, he said something that made me vomit blood: "Let's fall in love."
For the first time in 20 years, someone confessed to me.Regardless of whether the other party is messing around or pretending, I still blush like a little woman.From the corner of the eye, I saw the curious, envious, and jealous eyes of passers-by passing by, as if life had come to an end.I said to Wen Tao contentedly: "If you can call me by my full name, don't talk about being in love, it's no problem to get a marriage certificate now."
At this time, Wen Tao reverted to being a rambunctious text hooligan: "The name is just a code name, the big deal is that I will start to know you now. Accept my exclusive interview, the first question: What is your hobby? I remember that your post said the most I like to read."
I can't allow this man to go too far down the wrong path.I'm a face control, but it doesn't mean that I don't refuse any handsome guy.Wen Tao is now more like a hunter who meets an interesting prey in a bar and prepares to stand one night, although I don't understand how my figure, appearance and tomboy personality can arouse his enthusiasm.
I avoided answering his question: "I don't know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy, or painting, and I'm tired of doing laundry and cooking. Basically, I'm an ordinary person plus a useless person."
Wen Tao laughed: "The person I'm looking at doesn't need to be able to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, let alone worry about housework. I'll do all of that."
you are vicious!I racked my brains to figure out how to respond, but Fang Yuke suddenly and fiercely grabbed my hand and walked out of the hall, leaving behind Ru Ting with a dazed face and Wen Tao with sly eyes.
Outside the hall is a square with a small garden.The cold spring is expected to be cold. At this moment, there should be continuous spring rain in the south, but the north is still desolate and frozen.According to Julie, the spring in Beijing is very short and indecisive. If you don’t welcome it, you have retreated into summer.
And in this cold night, my hand was tightly bound in Fang Yuke's warm palm.
I faintly felt a little weird: "Fang Yuke, don't you think our current posture is a bit ambiguous?"
Fang Yuke reprimanded loudly: "Your nerves are delicate and sensitive now? Why didn't you feel ambiguous just now?"
Fang Yuke was a little unreasonable, couldn't he see that I was rejecting a confession with all my strength?How rational I was resisting the temptation, he actually said I was flirting.
I shook off his hand: "Don't think that my mother can control me by letting you take care of me. If my mother knows that I was confessed by a handsome guy tonight, maybe she will have to cover the quilt for fun. Since we are so good I thought you wanted to congratulate me for finally getting rid of being single."
Fang Yuke sat on the swing in the garden.Under the moonlight, there were some emotions in my dark eyes that I couldn't explain clearly.
He looked at me, his thick eyelashes coated with a layer of honey by the moonlight.
"Where is our relationship?"
This is beyond words.How can this guy be entangled in such unprovable and unquantifiable things.I had no choice but to say: "You gave me pants, shoes, etc., of course the relationship is good."
Fang Yuke smiled wryly: "Does this mean that the relationship is good?"
"Of course, no one even gave me a set for the QQ show. Besides, I don't care if you see me wearing a three-point style. I almost see you all. So we have the strongest relationship. "When it comes to proving our good relationship, I have undoubtedly used the worst evidence.
Fang Yuke finally laughed from the bottom of his heart, and said in a low voice after laughing: "Lin Lin, if one day someone tells you, let's fall in love together, will you be the same as before?"
I shook my head: "I don't know. I think it's time for me to fall in love, but I don't want to fall in love just for the sake of falling in love. It's not so sad. When I see Wen Tao, even the frequency of my heartbeat will not change For a moment, it’s completely different from when I saw Xiaoxi. Oh, it’s hard to find someone who likes each other, especially someone like me who has no characteristics or specialties..."
Fang Yuke interrupted me: "You're fine, don't keep comparing yourself with others. It's illogical to like someone, and it has nothing to do with whether you have characteristics or specialties. Besides, you can't hide your characteristics."
This is the first time Fang Yuke has praised me positively.When I first met him, he must have forgotten how he damaged me.Unfortunately, I hold a grudge.
However, I believe that my eyes are shining greedily at this time: "What are the characteristics and characteristics, please tell me quickly. The biggest characteristic of me is that I have no characteristics. The primary school teacher writes final comments, and every time it is my turn to write At that time, it took a lot of brain cells, and then they were lazy, and every time they copied the previous teacher, the last six years of my primary school comments were surprisingly similar..."
Fang Yu was ridiculous: "You see that you can make something out of something every time. This is your characteristic. Didn't you always say boldly that everyone loves flowers when everyone sees them? You fantasize that you are Just a flower."
I pouted: "It's two different things to say what I say and to be praised by others. I am self-aware." Alas, I am a person who is swaying between extreme inferiority complex and extreme arrogance!
Fang Yuke looked up at the new moon in the sky, and said in a wrong way: "It would be great if there was a moon when we set off the fireworks last year. Don't they say that the moon understands my heart? It must have understood me at the time. How serious is the sentence you said to the sky."
I suddenly couldn’t remember what he was shouting at that time, so I had to joke and say: “You are still a high-achieving student, and I have never heard such a famous allegorical saying. Looking at the moon on New Year’s Eve—wishful thinking.”
Fang Yuke's pupils were so dark that they were almost watery.He sighed softly and said, "Really?" After speaking, he fell into silence until Ru Ting appeared in the garden wearing a thin dress, followed by my bully Wen Tao.
Ru Ting asked Fang Yuke nervously: "What's wrong with you?"
I shook my head pretending to be relaxed: "It's nothing, nothing." Actually, what I want to say is that he has a menstrual period.Tonight's male lead dragged me out, and I couldn't wash myself off even if I jumped into the Yellow River.Fortunately, Wen Tao had dragged me to jump into the Yellow River just now, it seems that such a trivial matter is not enough for Taoism.
Wen Tao seemed to enjoy taking a bath in the Yellow River: "The springboard, the so-called luminous glass of grape wine, the moon is under the sun, why don't we have a drink."
I feel that the hairs all over my body are standing up collectively, whether a person who deals with words can make people smell a sour smell no matter how fashionable his clothes are.A good scene has to be ruined by uttering a sour poem. For example, if he said "It's a nice day outside today, let's roast chicken wings", it would move me a lot.
I replied to him: "Sister, I didn't draw tattoos on the flyover, so I can't make out the disgusting pictures you mentioned."
Wen Tao smiled: "I promise, in the future, in front of the springboard, you must be careful in your words and deeds, and then let her gradually like me. I swear to Yue Lao."
Hearing this kind of oath, most people will burst into tears.I am not an ordinary person, of course there is a trace of enthusiasm.Especially in this night when the night is hazy and the shadows of the trees are dancing, the ugly impurities in reality are filtered out, leaving only the words that touch people's hearts reverberating in the ears.
It's a pity that the moonlight reflected by Wen Tao's earrings was too bright, so I had to wake up and face him: "Brother Wen Tao, we only knew each other for a day, and it's impossible to say that you fell in love with me at first sight. Yesterday you wanted to ride on my head, I'm so proud, now I've made a 180-degree turn, and everyone knows there's something wrong. I've never eaten pork and I've seen pigs run away. You can't bully a little sister like us who has no experience in the world. If you have any plans, just tell me. "
Wen Tao smiled: "Little springboard, why are you so unconfident? Why do you use such strange logic to reason when you like someone? If you like it, you like it. When you were stupid in front of the person you like just now, why didn't you use your brain?" Think about what you like about him? If you really want to draw something, I will draw you."
I don't know whether it's because of the major he studied that made him speak so sharply, or because he himself is a person who can say anything with confidence.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Wen Tao continued, "It's almost the end of the evening. Ru Ting, you and Fang Yuke can deal with the guests at the scene, and get some rest early. The springboard and I will go back first."
I squinted at him.Which eye did he see that I wanted to go back?I ate a cookie tonight and I haven't even paid back...
Fang Yuke said to me: "I'll take you back."
Ru Ting tugged on Fang Yuke's sleeve, and winked at him, telling him not to be a light bulb and ruin our tryst with Wen Tao.But I understand that Ru Ting's deep meaning is to let me not beat the mandarin duck with a stick, and let Fang Yuke leave her to send me off.
I immediately said: "You don't need to send it. Wen Tao and I can just go back. You see, he is wearing a British suit, and he is a gentleman no matter what. I have to sacrifice myself to let him show it."
Wen Tao smiled triumphantly, making Fang Yuke's eyes very gloomy.
In the taxi, Wen Tao asked: "Springboard, do you think Fang Yuke likes you?"
I think journalists are very troublesome, especially people like Wen Tao who are close to the paparazzi are even more troublesome.I leaned against the car window and asked him: "Can you say a few words on the score? Are you usually like this? Then you are really tossing every day."
Wen Tao laughed: "I only toss about the people and things I'm interested in. I seldom go to parties before, because I'm afraid of socializing."
"Are you still afraid of socializing? You're so socializing today that I want to cry. It's not nice to meet people." I sighed.
Wen Tao said: "You really don't feel that there is something wrong with Fang Yuke?"
I can't be bothered to talk to him.
Wen Tao said to himself: "People really only see what they want to see. Ru Ting pretends not to see it, but you can't see it either. When I heard Ru Ting say how outstanding and great Fang Yuke was, I was still very nervous. Looking forward to it, I didn’t expect that I didn’t even have the courage that a man should have.”
I turned my head suspiciously to look at Wen Tao in the back seat: "Could it be that...you admire him?" This time I am not the eternal second female number.
Wen Tao took a deep breath: "Little springboard, when you finally turn your head, can you try to make it face the normal direction?"
I pouted and said, "Because you are not normal. Fang Yuke suddenly asked me to explain how strong our relationship is, and you came out and bombed my head. My brain is not very good at first. .”
Wen Tao came up and said: "Emotions don't bomb the head, they bomb the heart. If your heart collapses, your head won't be able to do anything."
(End of this chapter)
The next day I received Ru Ting's birthday invitation.
Ru Ting is a delicate girl.We celebrate our birthday, it must be on the day of our birthday, we make a phone call and yell a few words, then take a group of friends to the hot pot restaurant near the school to drink a thousand cups or go to the KTV to make a loud mic barking all night, but we will never be there This kind of preparation is also done before the birthday.
Moreover, a countryman like me who came from the grassroots and had never seen the big world really received the invitation in a serious way.So when Ru Ting took out the bronzing invitation card from her LV bag to me during the computer class break, I thought it was an engagement banquet, and immediately took it with trepidation, and said doglegly: "Congratulations, congratulations, you will grow old forever!" , give birth to a precious child early." She and Fang Yuke were really embarrassed, especially Fang Yuke, who was stunned for several seconds without swearing the classic "idiot".
In the second class, I secretly took out the invitation card and read it carefully.On the cover picture, the red maple is flying, like a flower like a rosy glow, and Ru Ting is wearing a small white gauze skirt, standing alone in the red forest, noble like a princess, elegant like a fairy.Opening the invitation, inside was Ru Tingjuanxiu's words:
Zhou Linlin:
March 3th is my 5th birthday. I am honored to invite you to witness an important turning point in my life. I hope you can bring your male companion to my adult party.
your ruting
The time and address of the party are marked at the bottom of the text, and there is a small print on the mobile phone in the lower right corner: If the occasion requires, please attend in formal attire.
I touched the cover of the invitation and lamented the injustice of the heavens.First, why is she only 18 years old?But when I was 18 years old, I was still struggling with the next year's college entrance examination; second, why did she take this kind of photo of the little dragon girl?Why do the photos I take every time look like the gold inlaid jade in the Dragon Inn?Third, why do people have an adult party on their birthday, and I insisted on it for a long time, but I only got a 9-inch small cake? !
Another point, which is also the most important point, why do I have to worry about bringing a male companion and wearing formal clothes when someone celebrates their birthday?
I was so angry that I wrote petty prints on the cover of the invitation as a reply: You are obviously showing off the post!
I squinted at Ru Ting not far away.At this moment, she was whispering to Fang Yuke, Fang Yuke nodded thoughtfully, and said something softly to her.
Alas, to be honest, Ru Ting itself is a bragging post used by God to stimulate us—the family is rich, good-looking, successful in studies, and has a childhood sweetheart boyfriend who has loved her for life.If there was a fly in the ointment, it would be that she was surrounded by jealous girls like me who never really wanted to accept her as friends.
When the computer get out of class was over, Ru Ting specially came over and said to me coquettishly: "Lin Lin, remember to come! If you don't come, I will be disappointed."
I shook the goose bumps on my body, pursed my lips with a smile, and said nothing.Because I was having a fierce ideological struggle in my heart: if I participate, I want to buy a dress—budget within 500 yuan, birthday gift—budget within 200 yuan, trick my male partner to participate—budget within 100 yuan for a special treat, accumulate it, this My living expenses will be in vain every month; if I don’t participate, what can I say?You can't say "my relationship with you is not enough to make me starve for a month", right?
Seeing that I didn't agree, Ru Ting immediately said softly: "Brother Xiaoxi, go, you can find him as your male companion."
In view of the fact that she regarded Xiaoxi as my boyfriend, I immediately nodded cheerfully and said yes.Of course, I still have self-knowledge, and I would never really invite Xiaoxi to this kind of occasion.Let's not talk about whether people will agree, if I agree, my weak heart will throb for a month and I can't take care of myself!
Review yourself as a vulgar and unscrupulous person: when someone invites me to a birthday party, I first do some financial calculations; when someone enthusiastically helps me match up, I don’t appreciate it, but I’m jealous of her, and I hope she hangs up when she is fine Ke, let me balance my mind; falling in love with someone is also slow-moving, indifferent, not only hope that the person will be unfeeling to the end, but also hope that the person will leave me with a thought.
In a word, I am a layman, a layman!
Back in the dormitory, I showed the invitation to Julie, and asked her to search her huge database of potential lovers to help me find a good one to attend the birthday party.
Lying on the bed, Julie slapped the invitation: "What do you think youth is? Youth is a history of shame. You can't live if you don't. It's just a bad birthday, and it needs to be as good as eighty. Is it the same as your birthday? Lin Lin, don’t dress up to attend, but go over in a tracksuit to see if they chase you away. She thought she was filming "Meteor Garden" and still doing this. She wants to learn from Fujido Shizuka, right? Maybe even send you a pair of shoes, telling you 'every girl should have a pair of good shoes'. If she really gives you a pair of shoes, you put the heel on her forehead. What I don't like the most is this The kind of person who pretends to be pure and kind, but is actually extremely coquettish inside."
I smiled and asked Julie: "You are hating the rich! I just reflected on myself as a vulgar person today, why are you so vulgar? From what angle do you see her inner coquettishness? Maybe she is really that dignified and gentle Fujido Shizuka!"
"Among women, I hate Jing Fujitang the most. Whoever says she is perfect, I am in a hurry with whoever says that she is perfect. The most selfish and hypocritical person in the world is this kind of person. He doesn't want anything in his mouth, but he wants everything in his heart. You say rich people Is it easy for my daughter to do this? She is obviously not greedy enough, and she still has to pretend to be a small person who does not eat the fireworks. As for why I think she is coquettish in her heart, it is purely a woman's intuition, and the thinking of a man like you Yes, not very good communication."
I filtered out the last sentence: "If she is Fujido Jing, wouldn't I be the indomitable and indestructible Shancai?" I began to fantasize about the handsome F4 behind me with a dazed expression.
As soon as Julie heard this, she threw the pillow at me with an intoxicated face: "If you were Shancai, I would be Daomingsi's mother. If you see the wind and give you some sweetness, you will call me a fool on the wall, and you will be indomitable." Not disabled? Threats, temptations, temptations, which one can you bear?"
I curled my lips. Although I often do in-depth self-analysis, I still feel a little uncomfortable to let others prove that I am indeed a layman.
I started to make serious arrangements for Ru Ting's birthday.
In order of hardest to hardest, the first thing I tackle is the birthday gift problem.
Ru Ting probably has nothing missing in this background.If she really lacks something, I can't afford it.According to the vulgar episodes shown on TV, at this time, I, who is poor, should make something for her, who is rich and honored.Seriously speaking, true feelings are priceless; in layman's terms, those who have money are for money, and those who have no money are for personal value.I had no money, so I had to make her a gadget, which could be fooled by gimmicks such as "handcrafted" and "limited to the world".
However, the only and proficient handicraft I know is folding gold ingots. That is because I was crazy about money when I was a child, and I learned the craft from my grandma who was good at eating vegetarian food and chanting Buddha.A piece of golden aluminum foil paper, folded in half a few times, becomes a golden ingot—it is said that gold ingots were more popular than small whirlwind playing cards at that time, and they can also be used as currency in circulation in all the circles of children in our community.Ingots with good three-dimensional effects can be purchased for large items such as submachine guns, and inferior ones can also be replaced by snacks.
Alas, when I grow up, I will withdraw from the stage of history with such a good technology.
I suddenly understood the hardships and helplessness of scissors sharpeners.
I walked to the balcony with a sad face, and saw Fang Yuke standing on the balcony and making a phone call.
I'm so stupid.If Ru Ting likes something, just ask Fang Yu if he wants to know.
I yelled directly on the balcony: "Fang Yuke, I have something to ask you, come down for me."
At this time, countless heads stuck out from the windows of the male dormitory opposite, some watching the show, some booing.Who said boys don't gossip?It's still the same as holding a bench and holding a handful of melon seeds to talk about the shortcomings of the parents and the west.
I waited downstairs for a long time, but I didn't wait for Fang Yuke to come down.
I looked up and saw, hey, he is fine, and he was still talking on the phone leisurely, as if I just yelled at someone else.
The teacher taught us from an early age: time is money.How could I let my money go away like this, so I put my hand around my mouth and rolled it into a trumpet shape, and shouted cynically: "Fang Yuke, your mother told you to go home for dinner!"
With this roar, the windows of the two male and female dormitory buildings poked their heads out, and those who had good things started clapping and whistling.
Fortunately Ru Ting is not in the dormitory today, otherwise I would not be shot to death by random arrows?
Amidst thunderous applause, I greeted the noble young master who came downstairs gracefully.
With a half-smile, he was wearing a plaid shirt, a black casual suit, a pair of baggy Levi's jeans, and a pair of light-colored canvas shoes on his feet.
It is difficult for boys to match a plaid shirt well, but this kid looks like a hanger model, exuding a lazy and youthful comfort.
And I just ran downstairs in a hurry: I was wearing a black jumper on the upper body, red and white striped sweatpants on the lower body, and Mickey cotton mops with big heads on my feet. One of the cotton mops had a Mickey nose It was picked up by me a few days ago.
On the whole, I look like a down-and-out flower girl.well--
Fang Yuke glanced at me, and finally set his eyes on my cotton mop, with a smile on his lips, but he didn't want to laugh out loud.
I glared at him: "What are you looking at? Poor people are not allowed to wear broken shoes."
Fang Yuke said with a smile: "Every woman should have a pair of good shoes."
I asked in amazement: "You also know Fujido Jing?"
"Fudodo Jing? Male or female? I don't know."
I curled my lips: "Hmph, you don't even know the famous Fujido Jing, so hurry up and read a book and make up for it."
Fang Yuke ignored my words and asked me, "What do you want from me?"
After arguing with him for a long time, I realized that I hadn't said anything serious yet.
"What birthday gift does Ru Ting like? What do you plan to give?" I didn't forget to dig into the other person's privacy when I asked about the business.
Fang Yuke frowned: "I haven't thought about it yet. Are you looking for me for this?"
"Otherwise. Miss Qianjin doesn't lack anything, so make it difficult for poor people like us. Please provide me with some reference information."
"How do I know what girls like? If it's your birthday, what would you like to get for your birthday?"
I looked up at the sky and thought, then took out my fingers and counted them one by one: "Shampoo, shower gel, toilet paper, photo frame..."
Fang Yuke interrupted me: "Why are you so easy to deal with? Why don't you take advantage of your birthday to rob me?"
"Well, actually, what I want are diamonds, gold, mansions, funds, stocks... Hey, who told me to rob me, it's better to think about something more realistic. Having said that, the daily necessities are in a hurry recently, so I have to buy Purchased..."
"Let's go."
"Where are you going?"
"Purchase." Fang Yuke said without looking back.
My sloppy self just followed Fang Yuke in Yushu Linfeng to go shopping.
Following Fang Yuke, I lost my life as cannon fodder. Cannon fodder is at least a tangible substance. Standing with him, I can only turn into air.
I pouted and asked Fang Yuke: "Did you do it on purpose? Everyone thought I was a little nanny hired by your family."
Fang Yuke looked at me for a while, then nodded thoughtfully: "It does look like a nanny, but where can I find such a clumsy nanny!"
I picked up a box of biscuits and threw them on him.It doesn't hurt that I'm going to die, right?
You chattered with each other sentence by sentence, we have gone from the daily necessities area to the vegetable and meat area.
I don't have much interest in grocery shopping, except to taste some free food provided by the supermarket, I can only silently watch Fang Yuke shuttle through a pile of green vegetables, thinking that this guy is simply perfect: his background She can stand on the countertop, look good in the hall, and work in the kitchen. She is a perfect match with Princess Ru Ting, who doesn't touch Yang Chunshui with her ten fingers.Of course, for women's selfishness, it's better for this kind of man to be single forever, but objectively speaking, among the people I know, apart from Ru Ting, I really can't find anyone who is more compatible with him.
But when we arrived at the seafood area, Fang Yuke's definition of perfect image was immediately overshadowed: This guy actually caught a rice field eel that looked a bit like a snake, and he came to scare me with his teeth and claws, and he smiled triumphantly, waiting for him. Watch me play.
Bored, I grabbed Qicun the eel and warned him: "I was trying to scare others into growing up, so be good, little brother... next time you scare him, you have to catch a cobra to enjoy yourself..."
Fang Yuke took out a tissue to wipe his hands in disappointment, and muttered while wiping: "Oh, I forgot that you were naughtier than me when you were young..."
Fang Yuke pushed the shopping cart and continued to walk forward, and I followed behind him. When I saw something delicious and interesting, I threw it into the cart. After a while, the small shopping cart was filled to the brim.
When I waited in line to check out, I had a strange illusion, as if we were a pair of lovers for many years, an old couple went shopping, bickered and grinded their teeth, and then seemed to be going home arm in arm.And I put my hands in my trouser pockets, waiting for Fang Yuke to pay the bill as a matter of course.
Fang Yuke sorted the things he bought into categories, and let me carry a bag of light groceries, while I shouldered two heavy bags of groceries.
I enjoyed his gentlemanly demeanor very much, and followed him cheerfully—to his house.
After the last incident, I never entered Fang Yuke's dormitory again.Now "revisiting the old place", it's so kind, just lend me ten more guts, and I don't dare to lie on Fang Yuke's bed anymore.
I turned on the TV carelessly, lay down on the big sofa, put my bare feet on the tea table in front of the sofa, and watched TV comfortably, not forgetting to instruct Fang Yuke: "I said you should cut that fish open, otherwise If it is suffocated and dissected, it will not be fresh."
Fang Yuke was busy in the kitchen: "How can you look like a nanny? You are obviously an aunt..."
I curled up on the sofa and had fun.I haven't known this kid for a long time. From the original cold-faced killer to a sunny boy, is it because I have trained him well?But when we are away from home, the two of us depend on each other for life. If he is not good to me, who is good to him?
Thinking of this, I went to the kitchen, and Fang Yuke said: "Fang Yuke, generally speaking, you are not mean to me. I feel sorry for you even if we don't marry you. If we put it aside, a man can marry three wives and four concubines , I will marry you with reluctance, even if I am a concubine. Anyway, it is life anyway, right?"
Fang Yuke stopped chopping vegetables: "I can understand that you are proposing to me?"
I picked up a slice of cucumber from the chopping board and stuffed it into my mouth: "You can understand it that way if you want. My starting point is that we are brothers, but as long as you can handle your first wife, I don't care."
Fang Yuke raised his head and stared into my eyes: "Zhou Linlin, why haven't you changed your habit? Every time you thank me, you have to marry yourself off. Do you do the same to others? You have married me twice, and I don't see you anymore. What are you doing..."
"Twice? How could I tell the same person twice? I said it once when I broke Shanshan's submachine gun when I was a child, and once when my deskmate Xiaoyin borrowed my answers for the final exam, and I didn't seem to say it at other times. It's over. Could it be that I said it when I was drunk last time?" I looked at Fang Yuke suspiciously.
Fang Yuke washed the cutting board expressionlessly and ignored me.
Alas, I was disgusted.
I felt wronged and nestled on the sofa in the living room, and fell asleep within a few minutes...
Fang Yuke patted me lightly to wake me up: "Lin Lin, it's time to eat."
I opened my eyes with extreme displeasure, got up and sat down at the dining table.
When I saw the dishes, I instantly woke up.Good guy, the table is full of hometown dishes: West Lake vinegar fish, dried pork slices with bamboo shoots, Longjing shrimp, water shield soup.
I licked my lips and immediately tasted it with chopsticks.
After a meal, I didn't bother to talk.
Satisfied with food and drink, I said, "Fang Yuke, you don't want to marry me, but you must marry my stomach. It is a good thing that Ru Ting wants to marry you. It is also a part of life to see how a beautiful woman's figure can transform into a winter melon step by step. Have fun... You said that if I gave her a box of diet pills as a birthday present, would she really admire my foresight after many years?"
Fang Yu was ridiculous and didn't speak.
I changed my sitting position, put one foot under my buttocks, and asked myself, I asked: What does Ru Ting like best?Answer: Fang Yuke is my favorite.Question: What is Fang Yuke's favorite?
I immediately asked Fang Yuke: "Fang Yuke, what do you like most?"
Fang Yuke wiped the table and said, "Are you referring to people or things?"
"Of course it's a thing. Who wants you to show your affection in front of me and say that you like the person you like the most?"
Fang Yuke thought for a while: "Submachine gun."
I almost couldn't sit still, and fell off the chair: "Submachine gun?! Real gun or fake gun?"
Fang Yuke: "Toy guns, the kind I used to play with when I was young."
I held Fang Yuke's hand excitedly: "Comrade Fang Yuke, congratulations, you have finally found the organization that has been lost for many years. My childhood dream was to hold a Shanshan submachine gun in my hand. When the submachine gun is aimed and fired, and It feels like a real gun. At that time, I bought gold ingots after discounting them for several days, and they broke before I played for a day..."
Fang Yuke took my hand back: "Thank the organization for finally claiming me back."
I laughed haha: "Fang Yuke, I saw you cooking and washing dishes just now, and thought I had misunderstood you. I thought to myself that I used to pretend to be like a two-five-eight thousand yuan ice sculpture, but now I am like a little daughter-in-law. Enthusiastic and diligent. It’s okay, it’s a bit of a man’s hobby.”
Fang Yu was not happy: "Just like a little daughter-in-law in front of you, others can't eat it if they want it."
I stood on tiptoe and rubbed his head: "Let's talk about it earlier, why don't you marry me? It turns out that you are waiting for me to marry you. My husband will give you a high-quality imitation infrared submachine gun for my concubine tomorrow."
I decided to give Ru Ting a simulated Type 79 submachine gun, and remind her that this is the model her boyfriend likes.Love Wu Jiwu, she will definitely like it too.
The birthday gift is settled, and the next thing to solve is the dress.
I decided to entrust this matter to Wang Jie.She has unique opinions on makeup and dressing, and occasionally writes articles for fashion magazines. I am absolutely assured of her taste.It's just that the budget of less than 500 yuan made her a little embarrassed.But I prevaricated by saying "a real smart woman can cook without rice".
The most difficult problem to solve is the male partner problem.I thought about it for a long time, and I thought about all the boys in our class, but I couldn't find any good ones.
Asking Julie for help, Julie said happily: "I don't object to you participating in Ru Ting's show, but it doesn't mean I support you in doing so. I just don't like her singing, and all of you have to sing with her. "
Yes, I met a chaste...
In the end, I made a decision that shocked the whole dormitory, that is, I want to advertise for recruitment!
I opened the Queqiao version of the unnamed BBS for the first time, and started to write information:
I, a little girl, have a wide range of hobbies, and I like reading the most.
GG one: Good image and temperament, preferably willing to engage in special industries.
If you are sincere, please send the photo to[email protected].
Under the email address, I sent a very hazy distant photo with almost only the back of my head.
After finishing writing, I will show it to the people in the dormitory.
Julie glanced at it: "It's a waste of your talent if you don't do sales, but you still like to read a lot?"
Wang Jie kept talking nonchalantly: "You are a literati, and you are looking for a scholar, which is a perfect match."
By the afternoon, my post had topped the top ten trending topics.A bunch of boring people are encouraging even more boring people to apply for special professions, and the initiator of this boring movement is me...
My mailbox is sure to be overwhelmed.
I directly filter out the ones that don’t contain attached photos, and then filter out the ones that sent photos but wrote dozens of lines of sour poems, and I review the remaining photos one by one.
For God's sake, I finally found a good-looking photo when the lights were dim.The name is the same as my roommate, also called Wen Tao.And the main reason why I chose him was his message: In fact, I just came out to make soy sauce...
I immediately emailed him back: Wentao GG, hello.See Jun's photo, it's too late to meet each other.The long night is long and I don’t want to sleep. It’s better to talk about it at 10 o’clock tonight at Combos (Xuesan Canteen of Peking University).Also, please leave your mobile phone number for easy contact.
When it was almost ten o'clock, I received an email from him: Yes.Connection code: I love Zhou Xingxing.
faint.Is this kid a mobile phone display?Why don't you call when you arrive?Also connect the password.
I immediately put on a coat and rushed to Combos.
I set the time at ten o'clock. I have my own advantages. First, at ten o'clock, the cafeteria is empty, and it is easy to negotiate deals; second, Combos closes at 10:30. If the deal fails, he will pester me again. I can use the excuse that the cafeteria is closed to escape.
I looked at my watch anxiously. At 10:05, no one showed up. Could it be that I was tricked?
After waiting for more than ten minutes, seeing that Combos was about to close the door, I couldn't hold back and prepared to evacuate, cursing secretly: "shit! How dare you let me go!"
A strange voice came from my ear: "It seems that the connection code is not this sentence..."
I looked up at him suspiciously: "I love Zhou Xingxing?"
He nodded: "yes, you love him."
I looked at him the way a mother-in-law looks at an unmarried son-in-law.
I have to say that God always stepped forward to help me at critical moments.This kid is really handsome (pronounce zun and imitate Zhao Lirong's accent)... Was that photo taken before plastic surgery?Long eyelashes, high nose, wow, and unilateral dimples... I'm a dimple lover...
However, now is not the time for nympho.I signaled him to sit down, and I reached out to grab his paw in a gentlemanly manner, and shook him fiercely: "It's a pleasure to meet you!"
Wen Tao replied indifferently: "You have recruited so many people, no matter what, I am lucky to meet you. Thank you for picking me alone among thousands of flowers. I thought it would be a small group meeting tonight."
I stuck out my tongue.His speech was too harsh, even worse than Fang Yuke he just met.
I smiled and said, "I've said that, why did you send me an email?"
"Look, the interview has started. As I said, I just came out to play soy sauce, I think it's fun, and I'm interested in working in a special industry."
I coughed and smirked.
Wen Tao frowned and asked me, "You don't know how to really recruit friends?"
I smiled and asked: "Of course not. Otherwise, I wouldn't disappoint you who came out to play soy sauce. To be honest, I'm going to a birthday party tomorrow, and the party requires everyone to bring a male companion."
"Oh, it's really vulgar. Should I participate?"
"Do you know whose party it is? Has Ru Ting heard of it? The flower in the outer courtyard! The people who want to see her face line up to the east gate of the school. The birthday party is an excellent opportunity to get to know her, so don't miss it." Don’t come again, how can you give up so easily? You just use me as a springboard, step on me as much as you want, I don’t mind.”
The dimples around Wen Tao's mouth moved: "Then I would like to thank you, springboard?"
"You're welcome."
"Do you need to sacrifice your hue to pretend to be your boyfriend?"
"No need. You dress too stylishly, stand with me, don't say that others don't believe me, and I don't believe you are my boyfriend. Let's not do careless things." I see Wen Tao wearing flat-frame glasses , On a day in March, wearing a shirt and wearing a square scarf and going out, it looks like a trendy person, which is really out of tune with an amateur like me.
Wen Tao turned his tail ring: "I said 'we' to you, I have to go if I don't. All right, I joined the gang. What's your name?"
"Zhou Xingxing's family, my name is Zhou Linlin."
"The name is too ugly, so I'll call you Springboard."
After a brief understanding, Wen Tao is two years older than me, and he is from the School of Journalism, and the rest is unknown.Because Combos was closed, and he was standing on the main road in a shirt and chatting in the early spring, it really made me unbearable.I told him a few words about the time and place to meet tomorrow, and then I went back to the dormitory.
The next day, I put on the little dress that Wang Jie bought for me.It's more men's clothing than a dress: a satin shirt with a large floral bow tie, a simple black tight suit, black wide-leg pants, and a belt with big red rhinestones.I stood in front of the mirror and asked Wang Jie: "How do you know that I'm going to carry a submachine gun? It's completely neutral. I already vaguely feel that I'm at the forefront of fashion..."
Wang Jie looked at the overall effect, and said dissatisfiedly: "Well, your figure can only be matched with a man's outfit, but it seems that there are still some shortcomings." She stroked my bangs on my forehead, and felt my breath. "Lin Lin, your hair quality is not very good. Long hair can't absorb enough nutrients. How about you cut it short?"
I thought she was going to use a knife on my face for plastic surgery, why don't I just cut my hair?Bubble gum stuck to my hair when I was a child, my mother didn't just cut it off.
So I hurriedly went to "aesthetics" outside the school, and cut a refreshing short hair.After the cut, apart from feeling a bit cold on the head, it is also relaxed, at least I can save some shampoo in normal times.
Before going out, Wang Jie helped me touch up my makeup, sighed and asked me: "Lin Lin, are you making such a fuss to see Xiaoxi?"
I lowered my head and thought for a while, then said hesitantly: "Actually, I just want to learn Shancai. Maybe I will really be a sparrow flying on a branch and turning into a phoenix."
At four o'clock in the afternoon, I carried a submachine gun and went to pick up my male companion first as agreed.Alas, one is not born to be a princess, but at best to be a groom.
Wen Tao came late, because I had to invite him to play at night, so I was out of breath and panicked.
Like a scanner, Wen Tao looked me over from head to toe, and finally he said: "Is the gun in your hand an accessory? It's quite innovative."
I rolled my eyes unhappily: "This is a simulated Type 79 submachine gun. I don't know what it is!" I said and looked back.The magazine Wang Jie subscribed to seemed to call Wen Tao’s attire British: a slim-fit coat with a hood, a checkered shirt, narrow-leg pants, high-top leather boots, and the most striking thing is the oversized navy blue scarf around his neck.
Wen Tao looked down at me proudly and asked, "How about it, I won't embarrass you when I go out, springboard?"
I stared at the chrysanthemum-shaped earring on his right ear and said with a smile, "It's not ashamed, it's not ashamed. It definitely has the temperament of a royal girl, and it matches the clothes I'm wearing today."
"Faner, the royal daughter?"
"It means to praise you for your femininity, nobleness, and self-importance." I explained, and in my heart, I strongly suggested that entries such as Fujido Jing and Yu Nu Fan'er be included in the college entrance examination syllabus.
The traffic in Zhongguancun is really speechless. Before the taxi took a few steps, I saw the car in front of me was as intertwined as tying shoelaces.I haven't walked out of Huangzhuang for half an hour, so I hurriedly urged the taxi driver.The master still had time to joke with me: "Girl, put your submachine gun aside, I can drive more steadily even if I can't drive fast."
Fang Yuke received a call in the car: "Where are you? I'll wait for you downstairs, let's go there together."
Why doesn't this kid go to help Ru Ting prepare the party, what's wrong with wandering around downstairs.I hurriedly said: "I've already left the house, you should help Ru Ting, or the birthday boy will be in a bad mood today. Also, when taking a taxi, go north, Zhongguancun is already blocked." At the end of the sentence, I didn't forget to do it again Announcer for The Voice of Traffic.
Fang Yuke's voice was a little unhappy: "You went alone?"
I smiled: "I'm sorry for you, I can't find a boyfriend, so I came here to make up for it? Lend me ten guts, and I can't attend today's party with you. Thank you..." I was happy hung up the phone.
Wen Tao turned into a curious baby: "Who is there? There are still applicants?"
I waved my hand to signal him not to think about it.Men gossip more than women, I have to stress this for the nth time.
We were an hour late to the party.In the hall, there were people coming and going, drinking and drinking, and it was very lively.I anxiously searched for Ru Ting's figure—I had to get the submachine gun out quickly, or someone would call me a robber and call the police.
Finally saw tonight's heroine in a corner of the lobby.A fiery red one-shoulder dress set off Ru Ting's fair and tender skin. The asymmetrical lotus-leaf skirt looked youthful and lively, and the small diamond necklace under the shoulder-length jet-black hair shone brightly.The whole person feels as moving as a rabbit and as quiet as a virgin.
I tugged at the corner of Wen Tao's clothes, indicating that he will be lucky tonight!
Ru Ting had already spotted me, and walked over step by step like walking a red carpet: "Lin Lin, I almost didn't recognize me, why did you cut your hair short?"
Before I could answer, Ru Ting said again as if he had discovered a new continent: "Wen Tao, I thought you wouldn't come! You are lucky to be alive, and you are so prosperous!"
I was very upset, it turned out that Wen Tao knew them, which means that after this meeting, I will not have a clean relationship with him.I also used Ru Ting as a bait to lure him here, and I don't know why he is playing with me like a monkey; also, why is he so radiant when I see him, and when I attend her birthday party? She won't be lucky in her lifetime!I usually rarely attend birthday parties, okay...
Wen Tao pointed at me and smiled: "I was tricked into being a male companion."
God!If I had known this kid was so honest, I might as well have come alone.
Ru Ting pulled me aside: "I just saw Brother Xiaoxi coming alone, why didn't you come with him?"
I lowered my head and smiled wryly.
Ru Ting looked at my hair clearly and said, "That's fine, change your look, change your mood..."
I am speechless looking to the sky.
Ru Ting thought it had irritated me, and continued to comfort me: "Don't be discouraged. Good men are everywhere, and Wen Tao is a lover of the masses. Don't be overthinking it. Dress like this, I will think you are interested in the love between men and women. Desperate..."
I thought about it for a long time, and continued to look at the sky speechlessly...
It wasn't until Fang Yuke came over that I realized that my submachine gun hadn't been delivered yet.
I cleared my throat, and stuffed the submachine gun into Ru Ting's hand: "You don't need anything, so I have to give you some valuable and reliable information. Fang Yuke likes submachine guns the most, I'll give you one, and you can find a couple by yourself." Give him the gun. Use it as a sex toy."
Before Ru Ting had time to say thank you, he panicked and hurried to find a place for my birthday present.
Wen Tao next to him was overjoyed, he didn't know whether it was the word "sex toys" or the light and elegant Ru Ting's outrageous appearance holding a submachine gun that stimulated his laughter.In contrast, Fang Yuke looked at my new hairstyle with a serious expression and said nothing.
Alas, how come you become a cold-faced killer when you see a stranger?I pulled Wen Tao over to introduce him: "Fang Yuke, this is Senior Brother Wen Tao. Are you dressed in style?"
Fang Yuke said in a cold voice: "It's not like you are pulling the wind."
Wen Tao didn't see the outside world: "Fang Yuke, Ru Ting has mentioned you many times, and I've admired you for a long time." People who make news can put on airs.
Fang Yuke nodded politely at him, then turned around and asked me softly with a sullen face, "How do you know each other?"
For the sake of making him my concubine two days ago, the whole family will stop talking about each other.I confessed brightly: "Didn't you say that I would be disliked if I went to the Magpie Bridge? You see, if you fish for anything, there will always be handsome guys, which shows how much aura I have."
Fang Yuke continued to sullenly, holding his breath and not speaking.It is estimated that even the best people can't attack casually. When they see that the previous remarks are inaccurate, they will be so dejected.
Wen Tao came to join in the fun: "How can you be rejected? The little springboard is cute and willful. Even if you have a little heart, you can still control it. Especially after cutting short hair, he looks heroic and looks a little more mature and capable. Both women and girls, you will be attracted to her after a long time."
I looked sideways at him, thinking that if he said something so contrary to the facts, his face wouldn't blush and his heart wouldn't beat. It's really the right way to do news.My client is a little guilty, okay?You don’t need to exaggerate so much to comfort me, it’s too fake!
I have emphasized for the N+1 time that men are much more sensitive to gossip than women. Fang Yuke listens to what people say and doesn’t listen to the key points. He only picks out those who have gossip value: "Small springboard?"
Wen Tao stroked my short hair affectionately: "My nickname for her."
Big joke.I took a step back: "Brother Wentao, are you okay? Obviously you dislike my name, maybe you still don't remember my full name."
"Look, the little springboard is going to test me again, isn't it? Are you playing tricks?"
I couldn't take it anymore, and stomped hard on his leather high-top boots.After hearing Wen Tao's screams, I pointed to Fang Yuke on the right and turned to him and said, "Fang Yuke, my good brother, stop acting. I threw up after acting so badly. I didn't see it." Is my brother's face pale? Fortunately, you only studied the Department of Journalism, and it's fine to do some fake news. If you also studied the Department of Acting, wouldn't you have deceived all the ignorant people?"
"Who are the ignorant people?" Fang Yuke interrupted me dissatisfied.
Sigh, why don't you like to listen to the point when you speak...
I don't plan to talk to them anymore, and if I continue to deal with it, I will have a nervous breakdown.
Hungry, I scour the buffet trays in the lobby for food.This birthday party is really late. I'm going to go to the next year, I will definitely sweep all the dinner plates, and I won't return.It's a pity that my stomach is much smaller this year, and I can feel full after eating some dry food.
I stuffed a cookie, turned around and ran into Xiaoxi.
My mind went blank, I was a little overwhelmed, I just stupidly said with a biscuit in my mouth, "Hi, long time no see..."
Xiaoxi smiled softly: "It's been a long time."
I didn't know what to say next, so I could only watch my nose, nose, mouth and mouth, and keep silent.I am usually called Kanshen, and I have to pray that the heavens will gather all the chatterboxes around me.
When Wen Tao saw this weird scene, he immediately smelled the news value, and came over with a glass of wine and asked, "What's wrong?"
As if I had grasped a life-saving straw, I quickly said to Xiaoxi: "His name is Wen Tao, my male companion."
Wen Tao nodded cooperatively, but unexpectedly said, "Springboard and I just met yesterday."
Xiaoxi looked bewildered.
Wen Tao added: "You also think the word springboard is strange, right? Springboard is not my pet name for her, because I didn't remember her full name, and she used beautiful women as bait to lure me here, so I put She is called the springboard for hooking up beauties, or springboard for short."
I was so annoyed that I wanted to step on his boot again.Why is this man so blind?
Xiaoxi probably figured out the situation (how I hope he didn't), and said to me with a smile, "It's still so weird."
I blushed a little, not knowing whether this sentence was a sarcasm or a compliment.
Xiaoxi took some dessert and said to me: "The short haircut looks good." After speaking, she took the plate and went elsewhere.
My heart was beating like a drum, and I couldn't move for a long time.I think I'm going to keep this hairstyle for the rest of my life.
Wen Tao nodded my head: "Do you like him?"
I'm not in the state yet, ignore him.
Wen Tao continued to gossip: "However, he doesn't like you."
I still ignore him, and I still hate his behavior just now.
Wen Tao explained persistently: "But you still like him."
I gave him a blank look: "Why were you so honest just now? Didn't you let you come to act? Why didn't you act?"
Wen Tao was dissatisfied: "Didn't you say that I am not suitable for acting? I just return to myself."
I couldn't argue, and munched on the biscuit angrily.This kid is deliberately revenge, I can see it.
Seeing that I was silent, Wen Tao talked about Xiaoxi's topic just now: "Oh, people who fall in love are too persistent. The Buddha said: A person who loves and desires is like holding a torch. If you go against the wind, you will definitely suffer from burning hands." You'd better get out early."
I was still angry: "I'm sorry, please speak plainly. I can only understand one sentence of what the Buddha said."
Wen Tao asked curiously: "Which sentence?"
I replied angrily: "Amitabha, goodness is goodness."
Wen Tao laughed haha: "Little Springboard, you are so cute. No wonder he likes it. Hehe, it's challenging!"
Wen Tao's laughter attracted both Ru Ting and Fang Yuke.
Ru Ting stood beside Fang Yuke in a friendly manner, blinking her big eyes and asking, "Wentao, what's so happy about it?"
Wen Tao waved his hand, and then asked me: "Springboard, how did you get into Peking University? It's so fun..."
Actually, I also want to know the reason.I said dejectedly: "You can just watch my jokes. Well, after reading books for more than ten years, I still think kindergarten is the best thing to do."
Ru Ting smiled and Bai Meisheng said, "Lin Lin, you are our happy fruit..."
I sighed and said, "Ru Ting, the word 'pistachio' is reserved for Zhang Tielin Huang Ama, who is blowing his beard and staring. It's inappropriate for you to use it. But today's birthday is the biggest, so I'll let you use it for a day."
Ru Ting said pleasantly: "Wen Tao, do you think Lin Lin is cute? How did you know each other? I advise you to act early, or you will regret it..." After finishing speaking, she blinked playfully.
I am very grateful to Ru Ting, she is always more eager to marry me than my mother.Generally speaking, beautiful women disdain being a matchmaker, I don't know why Ru Ting has this hobby, and she sells me so blatantly, which makes me extremely embarrassed.I can't hypocritically say "I'm not cute, I'm too cute" (snickering, I'm still cute, ahem), or honestly and naively say "Don't make a move, or I'll be in a hurry with you" I look like a chaste woman.
Wen Tao smiled and asked me: "Springboard, why did you choose me? Did you fall in love at first sight with my profile photo, couldn't help it, and became impulsive? What did you say in the email? We met each other late, and couldn't sleep at night..."
I think Wen Tao will have to re-wax his leather boots when he returns tonight.I gritted my teeth and said back: "Yeah, I won't be able to fall asleep if I don't beat you to death."
Wen Tao didn't mind at all: "After writing a love letter, I started talking about nasty jokes. I like it."
Who wrote you a love letter?Who told you dirty jokes?
"Brother, I've lost a lot of weight recently, so why don't you induce vomiting?"
Wen Tao continued to rascal: "Then you should work hard to eat more tonight, so that you can lose weight."
I finally broke out: "Don't think that I will be bullied if I haven't read the Buddhist scriptures. Confucius said: Hit people with bricks (huh), shine on their faces, and don't mess up; don't worry about it anymore, just go to death; If you die, you don't need to worry about it; the undead are heroes. Would you like to let my brick look like a saint!"
Comrade Wen Tao stopped talking. I don't know if he was shocked by my angry expression, or he went to think about the deep meaning of the sage's words alone.
On the other hand, Fang Yuke jokingly said leisurely and calmly: "How is it? It's love at first sight, then it's fading, and then it's exhausted. Take care, brother."
I suspect that Wen Tao drank too much, because after he was silent, he said something that made me vomit blood: "Let's fall in love."
For the first time in 20 years, someone confessed to me.Regardless of whether the other party is messing around or pretending, I still blush like a little woman.From the corner of the eye, I saw the curious, envious, and jealous eyes of passers-by passing by, as if life had come to an end.I said to Wen Tao contentedly: "If you can call me by my full name, don't talk about being in love, it's no problem to get a marriage certificate now."
At this time, Wen Tao reverted to being a rambunctious text hooligan: "The name is just a code name, the big deal is that I will start to know you now. Accept my exclusive interview, the first question: What is your hobby? I remember that your post said the most I like to read."
I can't allow this man to go too far down the wrong path.I'm a face control, but it doesn't mean that I don't refuse any handsome guy.Wen Tao is now more like a hunter who meets an interesting prey in a bar and prepares to stand one night, although I don't understand how my figure, appearance and tomboy personality can arouse his enthusiasm.
I avoided answering his question: "I don't know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy, or painting, and I'm tired of doing laundry and cooking. Basically, I'm an ordinary person plus a useless person."
Wen Tao laughed: "The person I'm looking at doesn't need to be able to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, let alone worry about housework. I'll do all of that."
you are vicious!I racked my brains to figure out how to respond, but Fang Yuke suddenly and fiercely grabbed my hand and walked out of the hall, leaving behind Ru Ting with a dazed face and Wen Tao with sly eyes.
Outside the hall is a square with a small garden.The cold spring is expected to be cold. At this moment, there should be continuous spring rain in the south, but the north is still desolate and frozen.According to Julie, the spring in Beijing is very short and indecisive. If you don’t welcome it, you have retreated into summer.
And in this cold night, my hand was tightly bound in Fang Yuke's warm palm.
I faintly felt a little weird: "Fang Yuke, don't you think our current posture is a bit ambiguous?"
Fang Yuke reprimanded loudly: "Your nerves are delicate and sensitive now? Why didn't you feel ambiguous just now?"
Fang Yuke was a little unreasonable, couldn't he see that I was rejecting a confession with all my strength?How rational I was resisting the temptation, he actually said I was flirting.
I shook off his hand: "Don't think that my mother can control me by letting you take care of me. If my mother knows that I was confessed by a handsome guy tonight, maybe she will have to cover the quilt for fun. Since we are so good I thought you wanted to congratulate me for finally getting rid of being single."
Fang Yuke sat on the swing in the garden.Under the moonlight, there were some emotions in my dark eyes that I couldn't explain clearly.
He looked at me, his thick eyelashes coated with a layer of honey by the moonlight.
"Where is our relationship?"
This is beyond words.How can this guy be entangled in such unprovable and unquantifiable things.I had no choice but to say: "You gave me pants, shoes, etc., of course the relationship is good."
Fang Yuke smiled wryly: "Does this mean that the relationship is good?"
"Of course, no one even gave me a set for the QQ show. Besides, I don't care if you see me wearing a three-point style. I almost see you all. So we have the strongest relationship. "When it comes to proving our good relationship, I have undoubtedly used the worst evidence.
Fang Yuke finally laughed from the bottom of his heart, and said in a low voice after laughing: "Lin Lin, if one day someone tells you, let's fall in love together, will you be the same as before?"
I shook my head: "I don't know. I think it's time for me to fall in love, but I don't want to fall in love just for the sake of falling in love. It's not so sad. When I see Wen Tao, even the frequency of my heartbeat will not change For a moment, it’s completely different from when I saw Xiaoxi. Oh, it’s hard to find someone who likes each other, especially someone like me who has no characteristics or specialties..."
Fang Yuke interrupted me: "You're fine, don't keep comparing yourself with others. It's illogical to like someone, and it has nothing to do with whether you have characteristics or specialties. Besides, you can't hide your characteristics."
This is the first time Fang Yuke has praised me positively.When I first met him, he must have forgotten how he damaged me.Unfortunately, I hold a grudge.
However, I believe that my eyes are shining greedily at this time: "What are the characteristics and characteristics, please tell me quickly. The biggest characteristic of me is that I have no characteristics. The primary school teacher writes final comments, and every time it is my turn to write At that time, it took a lot of brain cells, and then they were lazy, and every time they copied the previous teacher, the last six years of my primary school comments were surprisingly similar..."
Fang Yu was ridiculous: "You see that you can make something out of something every time. This is your characteristic. Didn't you always say boldly that everyone loves flowers when everyone sees them? You fantasize that you are Just a flower."
I pouted: "It's two different things to say what I say and to be praised by others. I am self-aware." Alas, I am a person who is swaying between extreme inferiority complex and extreme arrogance!
Fang Yuke looked up at the new moon in the sky, and said in a wrong way: "It would be great if there was a moon when we set off the fireworks last year. Don't they say that the moon understands my heart? It must have understood me at the time. How serious is the sentence you said to the sky."
I suddenly couldn’t remember what he was shouting at that time, so I had to joke and say: “You are still a high-achieving student, and I have never heard such a famous allegorical saying. Looking at the moon on New Year’s Eve—wishful thinking.”
Fang Yuke's pupils were so dark that they were almost watery.He sighed softly and said, "Really?" After speaking, he fell into silence until Ru Ting appeared in the garden wearing a thin dress, followed by my bully Wen Tao.
Ru Ting asked Fang Yuke nervously: "What's wrong with you?"
I shook my head pretending to be relaxed: "It's nothing, nothing." Actually, what I want to say is that he has a menstrual period.Tonight's male lead dragged me out, and I couldn't wash myself off even if I jumped into the Yellow River.Fortunately, Wen Tao had dragged me to jump into the Yellow River just now, it seems that such a trivial matter is not enough for Taoism.
Wen Tao seemed to enjoy taking a bath in the Yellow River: "The springboard, the so-called luminous glass of grape wine, the moon is under the sun, why don't we have a drink."
I feel that the hairs all over my body are standing up collectively, whether a person who deals with words can make people smell a sour smell no matter how fashionable his clothes are.A good scene has to be ruined by uttering a sour poem. For example, if he said "It's a nice day outside today, let's roast chicken wings", it would move me a lot.
I replied to him: "Sister, I didn't draw tattoos on the flyover, so I can't make out the disgusting pictures you mentioned."
Wen Tao smiled: "I promise, in the future, in front of the springboard, you must be careful in your words and deeds, and then let her gradually like me. I swear to Yue Lao."
Hearing this kind of oath, most people will burst into tears.I am not an ordinary person, of course there is a trace of enthusiasm.Especially in this night when the night is hazy and the shadows of the trees are dancing, the ugly impurities in reality are filtered out, leaving only the words that touch people's hearts reverberating in the ears.
It's a pity that the moonlight reflected by Wen Tao's earrings was too bright, so I had to wake up and face him: "Brother Wen Tao, we only knew each other for a day, and it's impossible to say that you fell in love with me at first sight. Yesterday you wanted to ride on my head, I'm so proud, now I've made a 180-degree turn, and everyone knows there's something wrong. I've never eaten pork and I've seen pigs run away. You can't bully a little sister like us who has no experience in the world. If you have any plans, just tell me. "
Wen Tao smiled: "Little springboard, why are you so unconfident? Why do you use such strange logic to reason when you like someone? If you like it, you like it. When you were stupid in front of the person you like just now, why didn't you use your brain?" Think about what you like about him? If you really want to draw something, I will draw you."
I don't know whether it's because of the major he studied that made him speak so sharply, or because he himself is a person who can say anything with confidence.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Wen Tao continued, "It's almost the end of the evening. Ru Ting, you and Fang Yuke can deal with the guests at the scene, and get some rest early. The springboard and I will go back first."
I squinted at him.Which eye did he see that I wanted to go back?I ate a cookie tonight and I haven't even paid back...
Fang Yuke said to me: "I'll take you back."
Ru Ting tugged on Fang Yuke's sleeve, and winked at him, telling him not to be a light bulb and ruin our tryst with Wen Tao.But I understand that Ru Ting's deep meaning is to let me not beat the mandarin duck with a stick, and let Fang Yuke leave her to send me off.
I immediately said: "You don't need to send it. Wen Tao and I can just go back. You see, he is wearing a British suit, and he is a gentleman no matter what. I have to sacrifice myself to let him show it."
Wen Tao smiled triumphantly, making Fang Yuke's eyes very gloomy.
In the taxi, Wen Tao asked: "Springboard, do you think Fang Yuke likes you?"
I think journalists are very troublesome, especially people like Wen Tao who are close to the paparazzi are even more troublesome.I leaned against the car window and asked him: "Can you say a few words on the score? Are you usually like this? Then you are really tossing every day."
Wen Tao laughed: "I only toss about the people and things I'm interested in. I seldom go to parties before, because I'm afraid of socializing."
"Are you still afraid of socializing? You're so socializing today that I want to cry. It's not nice to meet people." I sighed.
Wen Tao said: "You really don't feel that there is something wrong with Fang Yuke?"
I can't be bothered to talk to him.
Wen Tao said to himself: "People really only see what they want to see. Ru Ting pretends not to see it, but you can't see it either. When I heard Ru Ting say how outstanding and great Fang Yuke was, I was still very nervous. Looking forward to it, I didn’t expect that I didn’t even have the courage that a man should have.”
I turned my head suspiciously to look at Wen Tao in the back seat: "Could it be that...you admire him?" This time I am not the eternal second female number.
Wen Tao took a deep breath: "Little springboard, when you finally turn your head, can you try to make it face the normal direction?"
I pouted and said, "Because you are not normal. Fang Yuke suddenly asked me to explain how strong our relationship is, and you came out and bombed my head. My brain is not very good at first. .”
Wen Tao came up and said: "Emotions don't bomb the head, they bomb the heart. If your heart collapses, your head won't be able to do anything."
(End of this chapter)
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