Konoha's Strongest Meat Escape

Chapter 262 The title girl is on a date! ~
The reason why Xili wanted to leave the hospital in a hurry was not only the main reason of being hungry, but also another very important reason.

That is his body change!
I must be the most aware of my own physical changes.

In just one day, he experienced a series of changes in health, poisoning, detoxification, detoxification, and recovery.

Now Xili feels that it is necessary to check his body carefully.

He secretly copied Quanmei's inspection report and took it away.

Although he is not a medical ninja and cannot be read as an analysis report like Tsunade, some basic information can still be understood.

Unlike Quanmei, who specializes in medical ninjutsu, she looks so carefully.

On the contrary, Xili's half-level level ignores most of the meaningless data, and notices the key parts at a glance.

It was the inspection data Tsunami showed to Quanmei.

"This seems to be related to the body's defense system?"

"Have you developed antibodies?"

Xi Li was in a daze with the inspection report in his hand.

He was thinking about a question, whether it was the 'magic resistance' brought by the devil fruit, or the 'magic resistance' brought by the blood.

For now, two things are certain.

The first point is that the animal is a devil fruit phantom beast, and the heavy gold flame has a very strong defense.

Moreover, his body has been enhanced in various aspects such as strength and speed, which is the effect that all animal-type devil fruits will bring.

The second point is that the blood of the Alistar family has the ability to be close to nature. Even if they do not actively absorb natural energy, natural energy will flow into the body.

His body is called the sponge body by Orochimaru.

Not only can food be converted into energy and stored in the body, but even natural energy can become nutrients and be devoured by Chakra.

At the same time, it is also the root cause of Chakra becoming violent and unable to precisely control Chakra.

And the third point is the only uncertain ability.

That is, the burning of flames, the paralysis of lightning, the freezing of ice, etc., will not have much impact on Xi Li.

Including the production of antibodies at an extremely strange speed after poisoning.

He summarized this attribute immunity and the ability to regenerate antibodies as magic resistance.

"In any case, this power is beneficial and harmless to me."

Xili put down the inspection report in his hand, and thought of another thing in his mind.

The thousand generations old woman dared to bully him! !
There's no end to this thing! !

Chiyo is a kage-level powerhouse and is good at poisoning, which is a bit disgusting.

If you want to make trouble, you have to guard against the other party's poisoning.

His body's anti-drug ability seems to have improved a lot, but whether the improved anti-drug ability can withstand it is a big problem.

"Why don't you ask Quanmei to get some powerful poison?"

"No, no, no, it will definitely be regarded as a snake spirit disease!"

Xi Li shook his head vigorously, it would be great if Orochimaru was here, he might be more interested in finding that guy than himself!

Thoughts go back and forth
Xili clenched his right fist and lightly hammered the palm of his left hand, as if he had made some kind of decision.

then
A gust of wind swept over the dinner table.

……

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Xili returned to the hospital.

In front of Tsunade's office.

dong dong dong! !

There was a hasty knock on the door, and Xili pushed the door open and walked in. He opened his mouth and said in the tone of an old acquaintance, "Old Tsunade."

However, just after he uttered three words, his voice stopped abruptly.

Because of a pair of eyes!
Eyes that will stare in the air! !

"Master Tsunade!~"

The muscles on Xili's face immediately bulged, revealing a fake smile that couldn't be faked anymore.

To ask for help, you have to look like you are asking for help. He will never admit that he is cowardly.

He just asked the old lady Tsunade for help with something!

"Stop! Tell me something!"

Tsunade's scalp went numb from the 'Tsunade-sama'.

She has never felt more affectionate as the title 'Tsunade old woman' as she does now.

The smile on Xi Li's face froze, and then he gave Tsunade a strange look.

Could it be that this old woman has reached menopause?

Why do you feel that your temper is getting worse day by day?
"I think Yin Chiyo is a wave. Is there any kind of poison that is difficult to deal with? It would be the best if it can make the old lady Chiyo paralyzed."

Xili said surprisingly.

No wonder he spoke directly.

It's a rookie who can't even distinguish the hemostatic grass, and wants to cheat the poison from Tsunade's hands, which is basically impossible to complete the abyss hell level task.

It's better to have a showdown with Tsunade directly.

Anyway, both Tsunade and Chiyo are not pleasing to the eye.

There is no separation between medicine and poison.

And for some diseases, it would be better to use the method of fighting poison with poison, so there is no need to worry about whether Tsunade will be poisonous.

Tsunade:"."

She wasn't surprised that Xili took revenge on Chiyo. After getting in touch with him during this period of time, she knew that the Bull Demon King is not a good tempered person.

After being poisoned by Chiyo secretly, if Xili didn't act, she would even doubt whether Xili was herself.

It's just that this is too fast and too direct, right?
He was poisoned in the morning, went home at noon, and came to the hospital to get poison from her in the afternoon?
"What do you say? Could it be that you don't have the poison that can bring down that old lady Chiyo?"

Xili was upset that Tsunade looked at him like an adult watching a child messing around. I am serious!
Don't treat me like a brat! !
The corner of Tsunade's eyes twitched, this little monster is annoying whenever he talks!

"I can give it to you, but you can't take it for nothing, right?"

"what do you want?"

Xili asked back.

As for money, Tsunade is not short of it, and he doesn't seem to have anything else to offer other than money.

"I haven't thought about it yet, I'll tell you when I think about it."

Tsunade took out a medicine bottle and said with a smile.

"You want me to write a blank check with my name on it, and you can write down the amount as you like?"

Xili understood what Tsunade meant in a second, and asked in a bad tone.

How could he agree to such a thing!

What's more, Xili can feel that Tsunade himself has bad intentions, or deliberately makes him trouble Chiyo with some purpose.

"Since it's different, forget it."

Tsunade made a gesture to take back the medicine bottle in his hand, but his eyes kept paying attention to Xi Li.

Playing hard to get? ? ?

Playing 36 tricks with Lao Tzu?
Don't you know that this thing is left over from the old ancestors of Lao Tzu?
Xili didn't accept this at all, he turned around and walked out the door, without any sign of stopping, he was about to walk out of the room in a few steps.

This stinky brat!Didn't fit in?
Tsunade's eyebrows twitched, and a sullen look flashed in his eyes.

"I don't need your help, this bottle of medicine is for you."

Swish!
An afterimage flashed by, Tsunade felt that his palm was empty, the medicine bottle in his hand was taken away!

"Thanks!"

boom!
With a muffled sound, the door of the office was slammed shut, shaking the entire room.

"This stinky brat is really annoying!"

Tsunade stared at the door gloomyly for a while, and finally she laughed inexplicably, like a snake maniac.

"I don't know what kind of expression Chiyo will have when he meets this little monster?"

"It's going to be exciting, right?"

Thinking of Chiyo's deflated appearance, Tsunade's whole face was about to die of laughter, and she suddenly felt that the whole world was full of warmth and love.

She secretly took out the wine hidden in the drawer.

This is the time to have a drink!
"It seems that the smelly brat is not so annoying."

Standing at the window, Tsunade looked at the back of Xili going away, and the corner of his mouth rose inexplicably to reveal a faint smile.

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(End of this chapter)