It's too hard to chase after the demon concubine
Chapter 1098 I'll Just Take a Look, Don't Be Nervous
Chapter 1098 I'll Just Take a Look, Don't Be Nervous
Yun Qianruo looked at him suspiciously, wondering if it was her illusion, she always felt that Feng Meiren was a little weird...
However, I can't tell exactly what's wrong... Forget it!Man's heart, sea needle, why miss him?It's still important to eat!
However, when Yun Qianruo finished eating the piece of fish, Bei Mingfeng handed her a glass of wine and looked at her with burning eyes, "Ah Ruo, drink some wine!"
"Uh?"
Yun Qianruo said that she was really surprised!Feng Meiren served food with vegetables many times!He always likes to make her eat more, eat more, but this is the first time he pours wine for her!
Weird!So weird!
Holding the chopsticks in one hand, Yun Qianruo looked at him with half-closed eyes, as if she wanted to see through his heart and see through his conspiracy.
Bei Mingfeng sat upright, looking at her calmly, with a gentleman's open appearance, which made Yun Qianruo even more suspicious: Could it be that she is being overwhelmed?The so-called, the heart of a villain and the belly of a gentleman are talking about her! ?
"Ah Ruo, it's cold, drink some wine to warm your stomach."
Bei Mingfeng pushed the glass of wine in front of her again, looking at her quietly with purple foggy eyes, his voice was deep but gentle, he looked like a caring and kind man, Yun Qianruo was quite speechless.
"My girl doesn't drink well. What if I get drunk and go crazy and beat you up?"
Bei Mingfeng looked at her, his thin lips curved into a shallow smile, "No problem. I'm not afraid of hitting."
"puff--"
Yun Qianruo was almost choked by his words, for a moment, she just felt that the sky was full of crows, how messy it was!
Feelings, this person was expecting her to get drunk and beat him up! ?
What kind of dark psychology is this!
Yun Qianruo put her hand on her forehead, expressing that she doesn't understand the world of penguins!
"Ah Ruo, drink."
Just as he was feeling emotional, Bei Mingfeng directly picked up the glass of wine and handed it to her, then, looking at her with a smile in his eyes, Yun Qianruo: "..."
Feng Meiren is not bewitched today, is she? ?No matter how you look at it, it looks a bit like a ghost...
"Cough!" Coughing lightly, suppressing the messy emotions in her heart, Yun Qianruo picked up the glass of wine and took a sip, but the taste was surprisingly good.
So she raised her head and drank the glass of wine in one gulp.
Bei Mingfeng took a look at her, and his sexy thin lips slightly raised a slight arc, and handed her a glass of wine again, "Ah Ruo, drink more."
Yun Qianruo: "..." This guy, isn't he a little too Yin Qing! ?
Left and right, her nickname of not getting drunk for a thousand cups is not for nothing!Drink as much as you want, let's see what this guy wants to do!
Thinking of this, Yun Qianruo proudly picked up the glass of wine and drank it down again.
"Ah Ruo, you can drink more slowly."
Beiming Fengyu spoke with concern, but handed her another glass of wine, Yun Qianruo: "..."
Why did she feel that Feng Meiren seemed to be that black-hearted and inhuman wolf grandma? !While looking at Little Red Riding Hood with extremely caring and gentle eyes, he said: This radish is poisonous, don't eat it!But at the same time, he handed her the poisonous radish...
cough--
It must be her illusion!Feng Meiren is not like this...
When Yun Qianruo drank the eighth glass of wine, Bei Mingfeng stopped serving her the wine, sat there, looked at her with flickering eyes, as if observing something.
Yun Qianruo rolled his eyes at him, "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen a lady eating?!"
Bei Mingfeng frowned, thought for a while, and then asked her seriously, "Ah Ruo, are you dizzy?"
Shrimp! ?Dizziness! ?Why dizzy! ?Just because of drinking that little wine! ?
Looking at the serious and expectant man with scorching eyes, Yun Qianruo twitched the corners of her lips unobtrusively, "I'm sorry, this girl is in good condition! I'm not dizzy at all!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..." Why don't you feel dizzy after drinking eight glasses of wine! ?Then will he pour her another drink?
When Bei Mingfeng frowned and thought, Yun Qianruo also looked at him, her beautiful eyes were half-closed, her gaze was like a torch, there was a conspiracy!This idiot and childish guy definitely has a conspiracy!As for what kind of conspiracy it is... not sure yet.
Bei Mingfeng hesitated for a while, as if he had finally made up his mind, he poured another glass of wine and handed it to Yun Qianruo, "Ah Ruo, let's drink some more!"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
This childish fellow!Don't you know that he is too obvious? !Really stupid can!
Silently despising him in her heart, Yun Qianruo stretched out her hand to take the glass of wine, but did not drink it immediately, but looked at him with crescent eyebrows raised slightly, "I drink it all by myself, that would be so boring."
Hearing this, Bei Mingfeng was taken aback, looked at her, "Ah Ruo, what do you mean..."
Yun Qianruo couldn't help but rolled her eyes, "I've never seen anyone stupider than you!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
Yun Qianruo picked up the glass, poured another glass of wine and handed it to him, "It's fun to drink together."
Bei Mingfeng looked down at the cup in front of him, "Ah Ruo, I don't drink."
Yun Qianruo cast a look of disdain, "You have to drink if you don't drink! You are Master Feng, how can you not drink!?"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
"If you don't drink, I won't drink either!"
Yun Qianruo raised her chin slightly, dropped a word with a very embarrassing expression, put the wine glass in her hand on the table, leaned on the back of the chair behind her, and looked at him expectantly. Drink, she doesn't seem to drink.
Bei Mingfeng: "..." She is very sober now...very sober...definitely needs to drink more...so, how can she not drink?
Glancing at the glass of wine in front of him, Bei Mingfeng pursed his lips and picked it up, "Ah Ruo."
The corner of Yun Qianruo's mouth twitched slightly, silently sliding down a few black lines, what a naive and idiot guy!
"Come on!" Yun Qianruo picked up the wine glass and clinked it with him, "After drinking this glass of wine, I hope you will become more and more stupid until you surpass penguins!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
After finishing a glass of wine, Yun Qianruo poured two more glasses before Bei Mingfeng poured the wine, and handed one to Bei Mingfeng, "Come on, I wish you more and more stupid and stupid, so that people and gods are all angry and angry. Absolutely miserable..."
Bei Mingfeng: "..." Why are you still getting more and more stupid?That dead girl can't change the word! ?
After finishing the three glasses of wine, Bei Mingfeng looked at Yun Qianruo, "Ah Ruo, are you... dizzy?"
"cough--"
Yun Qianruo almost couldn't hold back, and spat out a mouthful of blood.
It turned out to be this thousand-year-old question again!Could it be that that idiot didn't realize that he really acted too obviously and mentally retarded! ?
All right!The world of idiots is really not something that a clever human girl like her can understand!
Silently sympathizing with Bei Mingfeng countless times in her heart, Yun Qianruo blinked and smiled brightly like a peach blossom, "This question...Actually...I seem to be a little dizzy...But , the dizziness is not obvious..."
"Dizzy... not obvious?" Bei Mingfeng frowned slightly, looked at her delicate face, thought for a moment, then reached for the flagon.
Seeing his movements, Yun Qianruo twitched the corners of her mouth slightly, took a step ahead of him, and picked up the jug, poured a glass of wine, handed it to him, and held the jug herself, "Drink one cup at a time like this, It's really boring! Come on, this girl just use the pot!"
"what?"
Bei Mingfeng stared blankly, looked at her, frowned, "Ah Ruo, let's drink from a cup!"
Yun Qianruo gave him a blank look, "The cup is too small! It really doesn't match this girl's heroic temperament! The jug is more suitable for this girl!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
I don't know if what Yun Qianruo said is too reasonable, Bei Mingfeng didn't know what to say...
Yun Qianruo ignored him, picked up the jug straight away, raised her right hand high, raised her head... drank the remaining half of the jug in one go...
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
After drinking, Yun Qianruo wiped the corners of her mouth with her hand, and despised him, "Hey! I've already finished drinking, why don't you drink it?! Are you trying to play tricks!? Or do you want me to feed you personally!?"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
That dead girl...is she a little drunk...
Pursing the corners of his somewhat stiff mouth, Bei Mingfeng stared at her, "Ah Ruo, are you dizzy?"
"cough--"
Yun Qianruo almost vomited out all the wine she drank, only to feel that the sky was full of crows flying...
That idiot!Can you be any more mentally handicapped! ?Always ask such a question persistently, because he is afraid that others will not know what he is thinking in his heart? !
Contempt turned to contempt, Yun Qianruo still reached out and stroked his forehead in a cooperative manner, "Ah... I feel a little dizzy after you say that... Um... I seem to be getting more and more dizzy... Oh no I'm so dizzy..."
Yun Qianruo swayed and swayed, and then, she sat down on the chair with her feet soft, put her hands on the table, tilted her head and looked at Bei Mingfeng opposite, and smiled brightly, "Feng Meiren, why do you grow two hairs?" Got a head!? Haha...a beautiful woman with two heads! A bit like a thousand-year-old demon...hahaha..."
"..." Under the mask, a few black lines slid down Bei Ming's handsome face, a little stiff and a little dark, but when he looked at the drunken little girl across the way, an imperceptible self-consciousness flashed across his eyes. Feeling guilty and distressed, he stretched out two fingers in front of her, "Ah Ruo, how much is this?"
cough--
Yun Qianruo almost failed!Almost jumped up and picked up the plate and covered his head!
How dare you ask her such a mentally handicapped question!Is this treating her as mentally handicapped?Still consider himself mentally handicapped! ?
However, after thinking about what he wanted to do, Yun Qianruo tried his best to calm down, continued to lie on the table, looked at him with drunken eyes, shook his head, "I don't know!"
Bei Mingfeng's eyes moved slightly, and he stretched out another finger, shaking it in front of her eyes, "Then, how much is this?"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
Seeing that finger dangling in front of her eyes, slender like jade, with well-defined knuckles, Yun Qianruo had the urge to chop it off and fry it in braised sauce!
This is an insult to her IQ!
Even if she drank too much, it was impossible not to know how much it was!
That mentally handicapped beauty!
Yun Qianruo gritted her teeth and squeezed out a smile, "Hehe... I don't know... This girl doesn't know anything... This girl is dizzy... um... dizzy..."
Bei Mingfeng withdrew his hand, but looked at Yun Qianruo for a moment, and asked tentatively, "Ah Ruo, are you drunk?"
Yun Qianruo: "..." Humph!The big bad wolf's tail really started to move! ?Idiot beauty!Want to get her drunk! ?I'm afraid there will be another ten altars of fine wine!
With a silent smirk in her heart, she scorned all eighteen generations of Bei Mingfeng's ancestors. Yun Qianruo blinked and tilted her head to look at him, "Drunk? Who said that this girl is drunk? This girl is not drunk. Drunk! I can still drink! Yes! I can still drink! I can drink ten altars!"
Bei Mingfeng looked at her obviously drunken appearance, and his thoughts were turbulent: He knows that drunk people like to say that they are not drunk!He still remembered that time, when she was drunk, she not only wanted him to hug her, but also sang to him, and even slept with him... But she kept saying that she was not drunk!
Thinking of this, Bei Mingfeng's eyes moved slightly, a faint light flashed across his eyes, and he looked at Yun Qianruo opposite, "Ah Ruo, do you... want to sing now?"
What! ?Sing! ?
Yun Qianruo felt that her brain couldn't keep up with Feng Meiren's rhythm!
He tried his best to get her drunk, just to hear her sing! ?
Uh……
It shouldn't be so two! ?
It's rare, Yun Qianruo's head is a little sluggish and short-circuited...
Bei Mingfeng leaned over, approached her slightly, and looked at her with burning eyes, "Ah Ruo, besides singing, what else do you want to do?"
"Uh!?"
Singing &... She didn't seem to say she wanted to sing! ?
Besides singing...she really wanted to beat him up!See what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd!
"I'm sleepy!"
Under Bei Mingfeng's expectant gaze, Yun Qianruo threw out the four words very seriously and decisively, and then, under Bei Mingfeng's instantly stunned eyes, Yun Qianruo lay down on the table, it really was... sleep!
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
The last time I was drunk, I obviously wanted him to hug me, kiss me, and sleep with him, why now...
Almost instantly, Beimingfeng was so blessed to his heart, he remembered that he was outside!First, there is no bed, and second, the sky is still bright, so if you want to sleep, you have to wait until you go back to sleep at night...
Thinking of this, Bei Mingfeng reached out and patted Yun Qianruo's small face, "Ah Ruo, wake up, let's go back."
"I'm not getting up...I'm going to sleep..."
Yun Qianruo lay motionless on her stomach, holding the table firmly with both hands, as if she would not get up even after being beaten to death.
Bei Mingfeng stood up and walked to her, bent down and wanted to hug her, but Yun Qianruo slapped his hand away, staring at him angrily, "I want to sleep! I want to sleep! I want to sleep!" sleep!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
A look of confusion flashed across his eyes, and Bei Mingfeng's expression under the mask was a little dull, looking at the little girl grinding her teeth and chanting a spell, a few black lines slipped from the corners of her eyes, "Ah Ruo, go back to sleep, okay?" ?”
Yun Qianruo secretly rolled her eyes, and unexpectedly set her a gentle trap!snort!Is she such a girl who is easily seduced by beauty and gentleness! ?It's too small to underestimate her!
Very ruthlessly, he slapped his hand away, "My girl won't go back! This girl will sleep here! Don't disturb me! Or I'll bite you to death!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
A drop of cold sweat fell from the corner of his eyes, and Bei Mingfeng licked the corners of his mouth that were a little stiff, and continued to coax softly, "Ah Ruo, go back and buy you delicious food, a lot of delicious food."
cut!He actually started to tempt her with food! ?I really think she is a foodie! ?snort!Even if you are a foodie, you are still a principled foodie!
"I don't eat! I want to sleep! I want to sleep! I want to sleep!"
Looking at the little girl who seemed to be chanting sutras, Bei Mingfeng: "..."
Drunkness was obviously not like this before...why now...
Just standing there sluggishly, after a while, Bei Mingfeng finally thought of something, his eyes lit up slightly, "Ah Ruo, be obedient. Go back and pick the stars for you, okay?"
Pfft - pick the stars! ?Feng Meiren, you are trying to coax a three-year-old ignorant child!Is that star you can pick off? ?It's so big, can you hold it! ?
Yun Qianruo was speechless, she silently wiped away the cold sweat from the corners of her eyes, curled her small mouth, very arrogantly, "No stars! This girl wants to sleep! Sleep! Sleep!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..." After getting drunk last time, he obviously clamored to pick up the stars... Why, he didn't even want the stars anymore?
"Ah Ruo, go back and pick the moon, okay?"
puff--
Yun Qianruo almost vomited blood!I really want him to pick a moon for her to see!You don't cheat like that, do you? !
"My girl doesn't want the moon! My girl wants to sleep! Sleep! Sleep!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
The word "sleep" is like a magic sound that travels through the ancient times and thousands of years. It brings the wind on the Naihe Bridge along the way, and floats in the ears of the North Mingfeng.
Taking a deep breath to calm down the ups and downs in his heart, Bei Mingfeng reached out and touched Yun Qianruo's head, coaxing softly and persistently, "Ah Ruo, do you remember that you were going to pick the sun before? Let's go back and pick the sun." Sun, how are you?"
"puff--"
Yun Qianruo couldn't hold it back, and was choked by the saliva. Her whole heart and whole body were messed up in the wind... There were lightning flashes and thunder in her ears, squalls and heavy rain... And she really wanted to just pass out like this and die. I'll talk about it later.
She just wanted to know, when did she say that she would go to the sky to pick the sun? !She wasn't kicked by a donkey, she wasn't caught by a door, and her head didn't get flooded. She must be brain-dead to go to the sky to pick the sun! ?
The sun... poof... is that something that ordinary people can pick! ?
Feng Meiren, this shameless and insidious guy!Bully her 'drunk' just lie to her like this!When did she say that! ?
It's so shameless!
It took Yun Qianruo a lot of concentration to barely calm down the excited little emotions in her heart, and she didn't slap her!
She just glanced at him with incomparable disgust, and dropped two words, "No!"
Then, she lay down on the table, leaving the back of her head extremely cold for him.
Bei Mingfeng: "..." Why don't you even want the sun? !He remembered, once upon a time, she often said a sentence: Send you to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun... Doesn't she really want to pick the sun! ?
Yun Qianruo saw Yun Qianruo's frowning and contemplative expression at this moment, he was mentally handicapped!Retarded!Retarded!
She is indeed a cute and cute girl like a penguin!If he stays here, the penguins will beat him by ten blocks!
While lying on the table smelling the aroma of wine and coriander, admiring the handsome man in front of him like an ice sculpture, and at the same time despising and slandering him in all kinds of ways in his heart, Yun Qianruo felt that such a time was not bad!
Bei Mingfeng stood for a while, seeing that Yun Qianruo would neither make noise nor sing, nor pick up the stars to reach the moon, let alone hug him... Finally, he resigned to his fate!
I think Yun Qianruo should be different every time she gets drunk...
Although he felt a little sad and lost, he didn't give up. After all, this place is in an outside tavern, so it's very inconvenient. After returning...
"Ah Ruo, where is your dagger? Show me, okay?"
dagger?
Yun Qianruo was refreshed, and her eyes rolled around a few times. Feng Meiren asked her about the dagger?Could it be that he is interested in her dagger! ?I remember that when he was in the armory shop, he asked her more than once who she was going to give the dagger to. At that time, she didn't answer him directly.
Could it be that this guy has been thinking about it all the time?I'm afraid she gave that dagger to someone else! ?
Thinking about it this way, Yun Qianruo seemed to understand the real reason why he tried everything possible to get her drunk.
I'm afraid it's... for that dagger! ?
Pfft—Feng Meiren, can you be more sinister?Be more childish! ?Such a mentally retarded idiot and insidious method can be imagined!Also... I have convinced him!
With a lot of back and forth in her mind, Yun Qianruo lazily raised her head and glanced at him, "Why are you asking about the dagger? Do you want to get its attention? No! It belongs to me!"
"..." Bei Mingfeng's expression froze, and a drop of cold sweat fell from the corner of his eyes. He silently pursed the corners of his mouth, looked at Yun Qianruo, and said softly, "Ah Ruo, I didn't intend to play with it, I just watched it Look, don't be nervous."
cut!Who would believe it!Do you think she is a three-year-old child! ?If you just want to take a look, you need to try your best to get her drunk! ?
despise him!
"What's so interesting! Isn't it just a dagger?"
"Ah Ruo, I'll just take a look."
"..." Well said, it's pitiful... It seems that that idiot is really, really worried that she will give the sword to someone else!
"Okay! If you let this girl step on your foot, I will show you a look!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
(End of this chapter)
Yun Qianruo looked at him suspiciously, wondering if it was her illusion, she always felt that Feng Meiren was a little weird...
However, I can't tell exactly what's wrong... Forget it!Man's heart, sea needle, why miss him?It's still important to eat!
However, when Yun Qianruo finished eating the piece of fish, Bei Mingfeng handed her a glass of wine and looked at her with burning eyes, "Ah Ruo, drink some wine!"
"Uh?"
Yun Qianruo said that she was really surprised!Feng Meiren served food with vegetables many times!He always likes to make her eat more, eat more, but this is the first time he pours wine for her!
Weird!So weird!
Holding the chopsticks in one hand, Yun Qianruo looked at him with half-closed eyes, as if she wanted to see through his heart and see through his conspiracy.
Bei Mingfeng sat upright, looking at her calmly, with a gentleman's open appearance, which made Yun Qianruo even more suspicious: Could it be that she is being overwhelmed?The so-called, the heart of a villain and the belly of a gentleman are talking about her! ?
"Ah Ruo, it's cold, drink some wine to warm your stomach."
Bei Mingfeng pushed the glass of wine in front of her again, looking at her quietly with purple foggy eyes, his voice was deep but gentle, he looked like a caring and kind man, Yun Qianruo was quite speechless.
"My girl doesn't drink well. What if I get drunk and go crazy and beat you up?"
Bei Mingfeng looked at her, his thin lips curved into a shallow smile, "No problem. I'm not afraid of hitting."
"puff--"
Yun Qianruo was almost choked by his words, for a moment, she just felt that the sky was full of crows, how messy it was!
Feelings, this person was expecting her to get drunk and beat him up! ?
What kind of dark psychology is this!
Yun Qianruo put her hand on her forehead, expressing that she doesn't understand the world of penguins!
"Ah Ruo, drink."
Just as he was feeling emotional, Bei Mingfeng directly picked up the glass of wine and handed it to her, then, looking at her with a smile in his eyes, Yun Qianruo: "..."
Feng Meiren is not bewitched today, is she? ?No matter how you look at it, it looks a bit like a ghost...
"Cough!" Coughing lightly, suppressing the messy emotions in her heart, Yun Qianruo picked up the glass of wine and took a sip, but the taste was surprisingly good.
So she raised her head and drank the glass of wine in one gulp.
Bei Mingfeng took a look at her, and his sexy thin lips slightly raised a slight arc, and handed her a glass of wine again, "Ah Ruo, drink more."
Yun Qianruo: "..." This guy, isn't he a little too Yin Qing! ?
Left and right, her nickname of not getting drunk for a thousand cups is not for nothing!Drink as much as you want, let's see what this guy wants to do!
Thinking of this, Yun Qianruo proudly picked up the glass of wine and drank it down again.
"Ah Ruo, you can drink more slowly."
Beiming Fengyu spoke with concern, but handed her another glass of wine, Yun Qianruo: "..."
Why did she feel that Feng Meiren seemed to be that black-hearted and inhuman wolf grandma? !While looking at Little Red Riding Hood with extremely caring and gentle eyes, he said: This radish is poisonous, don't eat it!But at the same time, he handed her the poisonous radish...
cough--
It must be her illusion!Feng Meiren is not like this...
When Yun Qianruo drank the eighth glass of wine, Bei Mingfeng stopped serving her the wine, sat there, looked at her with flickering eyes, as if observing something.
Yun Qianruo rolled his eyes at him, "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen a lady eating?!"
Bei Mingfeng frowned, thought for a while, and then asked her seriously, "Ah Ruo, are you dizzy?"
Shrimp! ?Dizziness! ?Why dizzy! ?Just because of drinking that little wine! ?
Looking at the serious and expectant man with scorching eyes, Yun Qianruo twitched the corners of her lips unobtrusively, "I'm sorry, this girl is in good condition! I'm not dizzy at all!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..." Why don't you feel dizzy after drinking eight glasses of wine! ?Then will he pour her another drink?
When Bei Mingfeng frowned and thought, Yun Qianruo also looked at him, her beautiful eyes were half-closed, her gaze was like a torch, there was a conspiracy!This idiot and childish guy definitely has a conspiracy!As for what kind of conspiracy it is... not sure yet.
Bei Mingfeng hesitated for a while, as if he had finally made up his mind, he poured another glass of wine and handed it to Yun Qianruo, "Ah Ruo, let's drink some more!"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
This childish fellow!Don't you know that he is too obvious? !Really stupid can!
Silently despising him in her heart, Yun Qianruo stretched out her hand to take the glass of wine, but did not drink it immediately, but looked at him with crescent eyebrows raised slightly, "I drink it all by myself, that would be so boring."
Hearing this, Bei Mingfeng was taken aback, looked at her, "Ah Ruo, what do you mean..."
Yun Qianruo couldn't help but rolled her eyes, "I've never seen anyone stupider than you!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
Yun Qianruo picked up the glass, poured another glass of wine and handed it to him, "It's fun to drink together."
Bei Mingfeng looked down at the cup in front of him, "Ah Ruo, I don't drink."
Yun Qianruo cast a look of disdain, "You have to drink if you don't drink! You are Master Feng, how can you not drink!?"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
"If you don't drink, I won't drink either!"
Yun Qianruo raised her chin slightly, dropped a word with a very embarrassing expression, put the wine glass in her hand on the table, leaned on the back of the chair behind her, and looked at him expectantly. Drink, she doesn't seem to drink.
Bei Mingfeng: "..." She is very sober now...very sober...definitely needs to drink more...so, how can she not drink?
Glancing at the glass of wine in front of him, Bei Mingfeng pursed his lips and picked it up, "Ah Ruo."
The corner of Yun Qianruo's mouth twitched slightly, silently sliding down a few black lines, what a naive and idiot guy!
"Come on!" Yun Qianruo picked up the wine glass and clinked it with him, "After drinking this glass of wine, I hope you will become more and more stupid until you surpass penguins!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
After finishing a glass of wine, Yun Qianruo poured two more glasses before Bei Mingfeng poured the wine, and handed one to Bei Mingfeng, "Come on, I wish you more and more stupid and stupid, so that people and gods are all angry and angry. Absolutely miserable..."
Bei Mingfeng: "..." Why are you still getting more and more stupid?That dead girl can't change the word! ?
After finishing the three glasses of wine, Bei Mingfeng looked at Yun Qianruo, "Ah Ruo, are you... dizzy?"
"cough--"
Yun Qianruo almost couldn't hold back, and spat out a mouthful of blood.
It turned out to be this thousand-year-old question again!Could it be that that idiot didn't realize that he really acted too obviously and mentally retarded! ?
All right!The world of idiots is really not something that a clever human girl like her can understand!
Silently sympathizing with Bei Mingfeng countless times in her heart, Yun Qianruo blinked and smiled brightly like a peach blossom, "This question...Actually...I seem to be a little dizzy...But , the dizziness is not obvious..."
"Dizzy... not obvious?" Bei Mingfeng frowned slightly, looked at her delicate face, thought for a moment, then reached for the flagon.
Seeing his movements, Yun Qianruo twitched the corners of her mouth slightly, took a step ahead of him, and picked up the jug, poured a glass of wine, handed it to him, and held the jug herself, "Drink one cup at a time like this, It's really boring! Come on, this girl just use the pot!"
"what?"
Bei Mingfeng stared blankly, looked at her, frowned, "Ah Ruo, let's drink from a cup!"
Yun Qianruo gave him a blank look, "The cup is too small! It really doesn't match this girl's heroic temperament! The jug is more suitable for this girl!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
I don't know if what Yun Qianruo said is too reasonable, Bei Mingfeng didn't know what to say...
Yun Qianruo ignored him, picked up the jug straight away, raised her right hand high, raised her head... drank the remaining half of the jug in one go...
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
After drinking, Yun Qianruo wiped the corners of her mouth with her hand, and despised him, "Hey! I've already finished drinking, why don't you drink it?! Are you trying to play tricks!? Or do you want me to feed you personally!?"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
That dead girl...is she a little drunk...
Pursing the corners of his somewhat stiff mouth, Bei Mingfeng stared at her, "Ah Ruo, are you dizzy?"
"cough--"
Yun Qianruo almost vomited out all the wine she drank, only to feel that the sky was full of crows flying...
That idiot!Can you be any more mentally handicapped! ?Always ask such a question persistently, because he is afraid that others will not know what he is thinking in his heart? !
Contempt turned to contempt, Yun Qianruo still reached out and stroked his forehead in a cooperative manner, "Ah... I feel a little dizzy after you say that... Um... I seem to be getting more and more dizzy... Oh no I'm so dizzy..."
Yun Qianruo swayed and swayed, and then, she sat down on the chair with her feet soft, put her hands on the table, tilted her head and looked at Bei Mingfeng opposite, and smiled brightly, "Feng Meiren, why do you grow two hairs?" Got a head!? Haha...a beautiful woman with two heads! A bit like a thousand-year-old demon...hahaha..."
"..." Under the mask, a few black lines slid down Bei Ming's handsome face, a little stiff and a little dark, but when he looked at the drunken little girl across the way, an imperceptible self-consciousness flashed across his eyes. Feeling guilty and distressed, he stretched out two fingers in front of her, "Ah Ruo, how much is this?"
cough--
Yun Qianruo almost failed!Almost jumped up and picked up the plate and covered his head!
How dare you ask her such a mentally handicapped question!Is this treating her as mentally handicapped?Still consider himself mentally handicapped! ?
However, after thinking about what he wanted to do, Yun Qianruo tried his best to calm down, continued to lie on the table, looked at him with drunken eyes, shook his head, "I don't know!"
Bei Mingfeng's eyes moved slightly, and he stretched out another finger, shaking it in front of her eyes, "Then, how much is this?"
Yun Qianruo: "..."
Seeing that finger dangling in front of her eyes, slender like jade, with well-defined knuckles, Yun Qianruo had the urge to chop it off and fry it in braised sauce!
This is an insult to her IQ!
Even if she drank too much, it was impossible not to know how much it was!
That mentally handicapped beauty!
Yun Qianruo gritted her teeth and squeezed out a smile, "Hehe... I don't know... This girl doesn't know anything... This girl is dizzy... um... dizzy..."
Bei Mingfeng withdrew his hand, but looked at Yun Qianruo for a moment, and asked tentatively, "Ah Ruo, are you drunk?"
Yun Qianruo: "..." Humph!The big bad wolf's tail really started to move! ?Idiot beauty!Want to get her drunk! ?I'm afraid there will be another ten altars of fine wine!
With a silent smirk in her heart, she scorned all eighteen generations of Bei Mingfeng's ancestors. Yun Qianruo blinked and tilted her head to look at him, "Drunk? Who said that this girl is drunk? This girl is not drunk. Drunk! I can still drink! Yes! I can still drink! I can drink ten altars!"
Bei Mingfeng looked at her obviously drunken appearance, and his thoughts were turbulent: He knows that drunk people like to say that they are not drunk!He still remembered that time, when she was drunk, she not only wanted him to hug her, but also sang to him, and even slept with him... But she kept saying that she was not drunk!
Thinking of this, Bei Mingfeng's eyes moved slightly, a faint light flashed across his eyes, and he looked at Yun Qianruo opposite, "Ah Ruo, do you... want to sing now?"
What! ?Sing! ?
Yun Qianruo felt that her brain couldn't keep up with Feng Meiren's rhythm!
He tried his best to get her drunk, just to hear her sing! ?
Uh……
It shouldn't be so two! ?
It's rare, Yun Qianruo's head is a little sluggish and short-circuited...
Bei Mingfeng leaned over, approached her slightly, and looked at her with burning eyes, "Ah Ruo, besides singing, what else do you want to do?"
"Uh!?"
Singing &... She didn't seem to say she wanted to sing! ?
Besides singing...she really wanted to beat him up!See what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd!
"I'm sleepy!"
Under Bei Mingfeng's expectant gaze, Yun Qianruo threw out the four words very seriously and decisively, and then, under Bei Mingfeng's instantly stunned eyes, Yun Qianruo lay down on the table, it really was... sleep!
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
The last time I was drunk, I obviously wanted him to hug me, kiss me, and sleep with him, why now...
Almost instantly, Beimingfeng was so blessed to his heart, he remembered that he was outside!First, there is no bed, and second, the sky is still bright, so if you want to sleep, you have to wait until you go back to sleep at night...
Thinking of this, Bei Mingfeng reached out and patted Yun Qianruo's small face, "Ah Ruo, wake up, let's go back."
"I'm not getting up...I'm going to sleep..."
Yun Qianruo lay motionless on her stomach, holding the table firmly with both hands, as if she would not get up even after being beaten to death.
Bei Mingfeng stood up and walked to her, bent down and wanted to hug her, but Yun Qianruo slapped his hand away, staring at him angrily, "I want to sleep! I want to sleep! I want to sleep!" sleep!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
A look of confusion flashed across his eyes, and Bei Mingfeng's expression under the mask was a little dull, looking at the little girl grinding her teeth and chanting a spell, a few black lines slipped from the corners of her eyes, "Ah Ruo, go back to sleep, okay?" ?”
Yun Qianruo secretly rolled her eyes, and unexpectedly set her a gentle trap!snort!Is she such a girl who is easily seduced by beauty and gentleness! ?It's too small to underestimate her!
Very ruthlessly, he slapped his hand away, "My girl won't go back! This girl will sleep here! Don't disturb me! Or I'll bite you to death!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
A drop of cold sweat fell from the corner of his eyes, and Bei Mingfeng licked the corners of his mouth that were a little stiff, and continued to coax softly, "Ah Ruo, go back and buy you delicious food, a lot of delicious food."
cut!He actually started to tempt her with food! ?I really think she is a foodie! ?snort!Even if you are a foodie, you are still a principled foodie!
"I don't eat! I want to sleep! I want to sleep! I want to sleep!"
Looking at the little girl who seemed to be chanting sutras, Bei Mingfeng: "..."
Drunkness was obviously not like this before...why now...
Just standing there sluggishly, after a while, Bei Mingfeng finally thought of something, his eyes lit up slightly, "Ah Ruo, be obedient. Go back and pick the stars for you, okay?"
Pfft - pick the stars! ?Feng Meiren, you are trying to coax a three-year-old ignorant child!Is that star you can pick off? ?It's so big, can you hold it! ?
Yun Qianruo was speechless, she silently wiped away the cold sweat from the corners of her eyes, curled her small mouth, very arrogantly, "No stars! This girl wants to sleep! Sleep! Sleep!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..." After getting drunk last time, he obviously clamored to pick up the stars... Why, he didn't even want the stars anymore?
"Ah Ruo, go back and pick the moon, okay?"
puff--
Yun Qianruo almost vomited blood!I really want him to pick a moon for her to see!You don't cheat like that, do you? !
"My girl doesn't want the moon! My girl wants to sleep! Sleep! Sleep!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
The word "sleep" is like a magic sound that travels through the ancient times and thousands of years. It brings the wind on the Naihe Bridge along the way, and floats in the ears of the North Mingfeng.
Taking a deep breath to calm down the ups and downs in his heart, Bei Mingfeng reached out and touched Yun Qianruo's head, coaxing softly and persistently, "Ah Ruo, do you remember that you were going to pick the sun before? Let's go back and pick the sun." Sun, how are you?"
"puff--"
Yun Qianruo couldn't hold it back, and was choked by the saliva. Her whole heart and whole body were messed up in the wind... There were lightning flashes and thunder in her ears, squalls and heavy rain... And she really wanted to just pass out like this and die. I'll talk about it later.
She just wanted to know, when did she say that she would go to the sky to pick the sun? !She wasn't kicked by a donkey, she wasn't caught by a door, and her head didn't get flooded. She must be brain-dead to go to the sky to pick the sun! ?
The sun... poof... is that something that ordinary people can pick! ?
Feng Meiren, this shameless and insidious guy!Bully her 'drunk' just lie to her like this!When did she say that! ?
It's so shameless!
It took Yun Qianruo a lot of concentration to barely calm down the excited little emotions in her heart, and she didn't slap her!
She just glanced at him with incomparable disgust, and dropped two words, "No!"
Then, she lay down on the table, leaving the back of her head extremely cold for him.
Bei Mingfeng: "..." Why don't you even want the sun? !He remembered, once upon a time, she often said a sentence: Send you to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun... Doesn't she really want to pick the sun! ?
Yun Qianruo saw Yun Qianruo's frowning and contemplative expression at this moment, he was mentally handicapped!Retarded!Retarded!
She is indeed a cute and cute girl like a penguin!If he stays here, the penguins will beat him by ten blocks!
While lying on the table smelling the aroma of wine and coriander, admiring the handsome man in front of him like an ice sculpture, and at the same time despising and slandering him in all kinds of ways in his heart, Yun Qianruo felt that such a time was not bad!
Bei Mingfeng stood for a while, seeing that Yun Qianruo would neither make noise nor sing, nor pick up the stars to reach the moon, let alone hug him... Finally, he resigned to his fate!
I think Yun Qianruo should be different every time she gets drunk...
Although he felt a little sad and lost, he didn't give up. After all, this place is in an outside tavern, so it's very inconvenient. After returning...
"Ah Ruo, where is your dagger? Show me, okay?"
dagger?
Yun Qianruo was refreshed, and her eyes rolled around a few times. Feng Meiren asked her about the dagger?Could it be that he is interested in her dagger! ?I remember that when he was in the armory shop, he asked her more than once who she was going to give the dagger to. At that time, she didn't answer him directly.
Could it be that this guy has been thinking about it all the time?I'm afraid she gave that dagger to someone else! ?
Thinking about it this way, Yun Qianruo seemed to understand the real reason why he tried everything possible to get her drunk.
I'm afraid it's... for that dagger! ?
Pfft—Feng Meiren, can you be more sinister?Be more childish! ?Such a mentally retarded idiot and insidious method can be imagined!Also... I have convinced him!
With a lot of back and forth in her mind, Yun Qianruo lazily raised her head and glanced at him, "Why are you asking about the dagger? Do you want to get its attention? No! It belongs to me!"
"..." Bei Mingfeng's expression froze, and a drop of cold sweat fell from the corner of his eyes. He silently pursed the corners of his mouth, looked at Yun Qianruo, and said softly, "Ah Ruo, I didn't intend to play with it, I just watched it Look, don't be nervous."
cut!Who would believe it!Do you think she is a three-year-old child! ?If you just want to take a look, you need to try your best to get her drunk! ?
despise him!
"What's so interesting! Isn't it just a dagger?"
"Ah Ruo, I'll just take a look."
"..." Well said, it's pitiful... It seems that that idiot is really, really worried that she will give the sword to someone else!
"Okay! If you let this girl step on your foot, I will show you a look!"
Bei Mingfeng: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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