don't mess with me

Chapter 10 Nai Dare and Jun Jue

"Pixiu?" The name sounds very familiar, it seems to be a legendary beast, and it is often mentioned together with Qilin and so on.

"Yes, Paixiu must have been brought down to the mortal world. Paixiu loves to eat gold, silver, treasures and precious utensils, so it's not surprising that Brother Feng's diamonds were eaten by it. Who told them to ostentatiously hit the market with diamonds."

I slapped my thigh: "Pippi not only robbed others of their diamonds, but also ate some money along the way. The most important thing is that there are two groups of people."

The Celestial Doll said: "These people don't look good at first glance, they deserve to be unlucky."

I hurriedly said: "Then after Pippi pulls out the diamond, won't we get rich?"

Tianjie Doll reprimanded an idiot: "You are stupid, the most famous characteristic of Pixiu is that you can only eat but not eat, so people think it is a good luck, so they regard Pixiu as a mascot."

"What a good stomach!" I asked, "Then what do you mean I earned it?"

"Pixiu, auspicious beasts, the things that the emperors and generals pay homage to, you keep them like dogs, don't you think it's awesome?"

"I mean besides that, what practical benefits do I get?"

"No, it's true that raising a Pixiu is expensive. From this point of view, it can urge you to make money."

"Just a foodie?" I took another sip of beer in disappointment, and said depressedly, "Then let's talk about these four big brothers, how did they fall from the sky?" up.

The Celestial Doll said: "Put me straight."

I put it facing me and put it straight.

"Put the wine glass behind my back."

When I gave it the wine glass and leaned against its back, the Celestial Doll said seriously: "Xiaoqiang, what I'm going to tell you next is the biggest secret, you must never tell anyone else!"

"Okay!" I also became nervous.

"Well...it's a long story, where should I start?"

I said, "Try to explain clearly within 140 characters."

The Heavenly Doll paused and said: "The heavens are in chaos, the gods and demons are at war, and the gods who lose the battle are relegated to the mortal world—simple enough, isn't it?"

"Uh... this is the outline, what about the introduction?"

"The demons are revived, and they covet the throne of heaven. They have launched a war. Regardless of the gods and demons, if they are defeated, they will fall to the mortal world. Therefore, some gods with meager cultivation bases will fall first."

The faces of the four heavenly kings turned red when they heard this—the reason why I can recognize who they are is all based on their complexion: Molihai turned pale, Moliqing turned yellow, Molishou turned black, and Moli red It's red, and now there are four magic ceremony reds.

I gently reminded Tianjie Doll: "Save some face for others."

Mo Lihai waved his hand and said: "The baby is telling the truth, it's because we can't do it ourselves."

I complained for him and said: "It depends on how to say it. We buddies are not always the first to fight - fight Monkey King, fight Nezha, fight Chenxiang, and Yang Jian are also the first to rush up?"

Mo Lishou buried his head in the wine glass: "I lost—"

"Uh..." I changed the subject and asked the Celestial Doll, "Do you mean that there will be people falling down continuously in the future?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "I hope it's not like this, but it should be impossible."

"Will that...have an impact on the human world?" This is the question I am most concerned about.

"Not for now."

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and asked again: "What about those people who fell?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "I will send them back!"

I breathed a sigh of relief again: "How to send it?"

The Celestial Doll said: "As long as you have enough emotional coins, you can do it. That's why I came to you."

I turned from relief to coldness: "It's none of my business?" Actually, I don't care about wars in the heavens or anything. Even if it affects the earth, there are governments of various countries to support it, so to put it bluntly, I don't worry too much. But listening to the tone of Tianjie Doll, my identity seems to be quite sensitive in this war, so I am anxious-my maximum limit is to accept a female ghost as a wife. As for gods and demons, I have never even thought about it. Even novels dare not write like this!
The heavenly doll said: "The heavenly world is in turmoil, we need the help of the human world, that is, to absorb the five emotions of 'emotions, anger, sorrow, sorrow' from human beings, and I am the only one who can accept these five emotions in the heavenly world."

I was surprised and said, "Then you are the largest and only distributor!"

Tianjie Doll said: "You are not bad, you are the biggest developer!"

"What do you mean?"

"In the future, it's all up to you to create these five emotions. Whether the Four Heavenly Kings can go back as soon as possible is entirely up to you!"

After I finished listening, I silently took away the wine glass behind Tianjie Doll and drank it dry in one gulp, and said with all my heart, "Do you think my immature shoulders can't bear such a heavy burden?"

The Heavenly Doll encouraged me and said, "You can do it!"

"Okay, sister!" I roared like Ma Jingtao, "It's none of my business if you gods and demons go to war! You said let me take you in and I agreed. It doesn't matter if you hurt others, but your enemies even you I can't figure it out, aren't you taking me into the ditch?"

It's like the public security bureau recruiting people. Before the recruitment, it was said that a policeman would be in charge of the household registration, but when it arrived, they arranged an undercover mission for me. If the other party was a little monster, I would bear it, and the other party was Ultraman!
The owner of the barbecue stand took a handful of grilled skewers and came over. Seeing my hysterical appearance, he whispered to Mo Lihai, "Your friend only drank a glass of beer like this?"

The four heavenly kings took the skewers on their own, and the Tianjie doll blatantly threatened me: "You signed a contract with Tianjie!"

I said with a mournful face, "Even if you are looking for a spokesperson for the earth, you should find someone who has more influence, the kind who can touch people's hearts with a smile and a smile and loves world peace—Sora Aoi is not bad!"

The Celestial Doll said: "No, Sora Aoi's talent and potential are not as good as yours."

"You mean I'm going to RB and I'm already popular, right?"

At this time, Mo Lihai said: "Well, this thing tastes really good!"

Mo Liqing also said: "Yes, I have never eaten such delicious food in the sky."

Mo Lishou pointed to the 50 skewers and said, "I think each of us can eat so many."

Mo Lihong said: "Give these to Big Brother, we will wait for the next wave."

Mo Lihai said generously: "Eat first, eat first—" He yelled at the boss consciously, "As many as this, and four more." The boss was startled, and I said viciously: "Don't pay attention to them, come four Casserole noodles."

I knocked on the table and said: "I'll talk about the matter later. See if this means that the four of you have to tie up with me?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Of course, send the Buddha to the west, you are the only spokesman of our Heavenly Realm in the mortal world, of course you are in charge of food, housing and transportation - so I said, when to send them away is up to you , you have to work hard to earn emotional coins quickly, maybe you can send them away tomorrow."

"Emotions, anger, sorrow, sorrow, right?"

"Yes, all five emotions work for us."

I shouted at the boss: "Boss, we won't pay after we finish eating!"

The boss staggered.

I laughed and said, "I'm just kidding you." Then I asked the Celestial Doll, "How many emotions have you received?"

"Almost all, so I say you have talent."

After eating the casserole noodles, Mo Lishou stared at the stove greedily and muttered: "The boss didn't say to forgive me..."

My heart softened, and I asked the boss to add another 50 skewers. The boss apologized: "Brother, those are the last few you ate, and the new ones haven't been worn yet."

I spread my hands and said, "It's not that I'm stingy."

When I paid the bill, the boss put the bill in front of me and hurriedly sat behind the charcoal fire to watch cautiously—he was ready for us not to pay. After I paid the bill, I saw him secretly crossing his chest...

The four heavenly kings squeezed into the car as usual, and the Tianjie doll said: "Can you drive after drinking?"

"Drunk driving during the day is a disregard for other people's lives, and this kind of drunk driving is a disregard for my own life-I think I can drink more."

……

When I entered the building and passed the second floor, I wanted to ask about Wang Fang and Zhao Qianqian, but I decided to check the time.

As soon as he entered the house, Pippi got up lazily and shook his hair, which was a simple greeting. I walked over step by step, intending to open its mouth to see if there were any diamond slag left. It would be good to get a ring of a few tenths of a carat, Pippi stepped back vigilantly, and I flattered my face: "Pippi, do you want to vomit?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Don't make any wrong decisions. It looks like it hasn't eaten anything good since it was in the lower realm. When you were so hungry that you ate a mouthful of twice-cooked pork, would you be willing to vomit?"

Immediately my mood faded and I said, "Sleep!" I looked at Mo Lihai and the others, and arranged, "The four of you, let's make do in the small bedroom for the night. I'll buy two cushions tomorrow."

Mo Lihai said: "Go to sleep, we can just stand."

As soon as I heard this, I patted my head and said: "Don't, brothers, listen to me—I don't mean to be rude to you today. Anyone who encounters such a thing needs a period of psychological adaptation, right?" I said Well, it's all the wrists that are being held out. If you want to eat a kebab, you are not satisfied. They are losing their temper, aren't they?
Mo Likai said: "No, we don't need to sleep."

"Why don't you need to sleep?"

Mo Liqing said: "When we were in the Heavenly Court, our job was to guard the Nantianmen. We would stop for a whole day, and we didn't have a shift. We got used to it."

"Then you have to sleep, don't you still have to eat when you come down?"

Tianjie Doll said: "Don't force them if they don't sleep, why don't I stay up every day?"

I said, "Then why don't you chat with them first?"

The Celestial Doll said: "I'd better go with you."

"That day, the kings are free."

I took the Tianjie doll to the big bedroom, and I asked it, "Why don't you accompany them for the first time?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Actually, I'm not familiar with them. When I was in the Heavenly Realm, the Four Heavenly Kings couldn't get in touch with me."

"How about bragging?"

"As the largest and only investor in the government, will you hang out with the doorman?"

"If they won't let me in—"

"cockroach."

"Ok?"

"Is there anything else you want to ask?"

"You really don't think about Sora Aoi?"

"I will treat you as Erkang treats Ziwei."

"What do you mean?"

"The mountain has no edge, the sky and the earth are united, so you dare to break with the king!"

I don't know if I was too sleepy or fainted from fright, anyway, after it finished saying this sentence, I lost consciousness...

(End of this chapter)