don't mess with me

Chapter 100 The Fourth Aunt

We followed the little thin man to the second floor of a small building. At the door, someone pretended to give each of the people who entered a VIP card that could be hung around their necks.A few of us followed quietly, and we all got one by fishing in troubled waters.

After I went in, I realized that it was actually a decent jade shop.The walls are covered with posters, and the counters on both sides are filled with Buddha statues, necklaces, and bracelets made of jade, all of which look radiant under the laser light.Some tourists couldn't help but stepped forward to visit, the little thin man waved his hand and said, "I don't want to see these things, everyone follow me to the VIP room."

He led us to a conference room with a swivel sofa and a large round table in the middle, and politely greeted us to fetch water from the water dispenser.Tourists who are used to eating cheap group meals and being charged [-] yuan for hot water for soaking noodles suddenly became cautious when they received this kind of treatment.

The little thin man smiled and said: "Everyone, please take a break first, the mystery of the biggest surprise of your trip will be revealed soon. I will go invite our boss right away." As soon as he left, a small employee came in, holding a stack of The picture book, while proficiently sent to us, began to sell us the benefits of the so-called jade.What about prolonging life and prolonging life, warding off evil spirits, and jade Pixiu can also attract wealth and treasure-it is said that the only thing prohibited in Macau casinos is jade Pixiu and so on.In the end, all the jade articles purchased in their store are at cost price, because there are two high-quality jade mountains next to it.Finally, a white stone was taken out to show us what unprocessed jade looks like.An old man took it tremblingly and took a look. He immediately said with bright eyes, "You are really an expert, you usually play stones, right?" The old man was so scared that he put it down quickly.

People in the conference room were yawning, someone flipped through the brochure casually, but no one answered him.After a while, the little thin man turned back, opened the door and saw the little staff inside, his face was immediately covered with a layer of frost, and he said sharply, "Who told you to sell products here? I didn't mean that Mr. Bai personally received this group." ?"

The little employee was startled and said, "I don't know. Isn't this the usual process?"

The little thin man said angrily: "There are things that don't know Taishan. Let's see how Boss Bai will deal with you in a while." He turned to us and asked, "Did this guy recommend products to everyone?"

The little staff had a bitter face, and secretly hugged us, as if begging us to let him go. The tourists said in a hurry: "No, no."

At the same time, I was also aroused by their mysterious behavior.The little thin man drove away the employee, and said with an apologetic smile: "Next, please allow me to introduce our boss to everyone. Our boss must personally receive our 116 regiment in his busy schedule. As for why, please let me be a secret first. My only request is for everyone to applaud louder when Mr. Bai comes in later, believe me, it will definitely not do you any harm."

The tourists looked at each other and looked towards the door together.The little skinny man tidied up his appearance, and then opened the door with his most precious hands.Outside the door, a man in his thirties wearing a silver-white shirt strode in with a dignified stride.His hair was neatly arranged and gelled.His expression was just like that of all successful people in the business field, he was arrogant in his bones, but he had a modest smile on his appearance.Just for his appearance, I give him seven points.

Yang Jian looked at Xiao Tiangou, Xiao Tianquan still tilted his head and looked a little confused, Yang Jian whispered: "Isn't it a demon?"

Li Jing laughed and said, "Let's see what he's selling."

Because the atmosphere was already done by the little thin man, the entry of the silver shirt also attracted a burst of moderate applause.He immediately pressed his hands down with a smile on his face, and said in half-baked Mandarin: "Everyone, you are welcome, let alone call me Boss Bai. My name has the word Kun, and friends who look up to me in business will call me Kun." Brother, just call me Akun." He looked around and said solemnly, "I want to confirm first, everyone's group number is 116, right?"

People said, "Yes, it's 116."

Only then did Brother Kun reassure himself: "That's right. Do you know why I insist on receiving everyone in person?"

Everyone said: "I don't know."

Akun waved his hand and said enthusiastically: "Let me introduce myself first. My name is Akun. This venue is opened by my elder brother. We are a family business. I usually don't come here. The business I am in charge of is mainly in the Macau, what’s there in Macau, haha, that big brother is right, it’s a casino. This is not available in your mainland, right? If you come to Macau in the future and want to gamble with both hands to try your luck, you can find me Akun. You may listen to me Sorry, why do you say you are from mainland China? I have to explain. I am a Malaysian and my ancestral home is Taiwan. You are under the control of the Communist Party, and I am under the control of the Kuomintang. Haha, don’t mind. Although it is not a country, we are all Yanhuang Children and grandchildren."

Everyone was confused by what he said, and they didn't know what he was going to do.

Ah Kun smiled and said: "I think the friends here are all about the same age as me. They should all be married, right? How many wives do you have?" When he heard the answer to one, the smile on his face deepened. "You only have one wife? You are not as good as Ah Kun in this regard. Polygamy is allowed in my country. I have three wives now."

People didn't know whether what he said was true or not, so they all laughed.

When Akun said this, he suddenly sighed for no reason and said, "Although I have many wives, I have no sons in my life. My three wives are all useless, and they gave me a lot of girls. I have such a big family If you don’t have a son to inherit, don’t you all belong to someone else’s family?”

Some people laughed and some sighed. Traditional Chinese are more likely to resonate with this issue.

Lu Dongbin asked me in a low voice: "Is this thing true or not?"

I was also a little vague: "Go back and check Malaysia to know whether polygamy is allowed..."

Akun suddenly cheered up and said: "But just now, my fourth aunt sent me good news! At 12:[-] noon, she gave birth to a big fat boy, who weighed a lot! Do you think so? Good news?"

People have been brought into the plot by him, and they applauded together at this moment.

Akun smiled like a flower, and said excitedly: "When I heard the news, I was a guest at my elder brother's place. As the saying goes, there is God's will in the dark. Everyone's '116' group happens to be my fourth aunt. It’s Tai’s birthday, it’s really presumptuous for me to leave everyone here, but I really can’t help it!”

Only then did everyone understand the reason for this, and they couldn't help saying: "No presumptuousness, no presumptuousness."

I whispered, "I don't know if his fourth aunt was born on January 16th or November [-]th..."

Akun stretched out his hand and said: "Don't talk nonsense! All of you here are my predestined people. I believe that you brought me good luck. I have nothing else to say when I get here. I have a small gift for you." , I hope everyone can give me this face!"

When people heard that there was such a good thing, most of them were overjoyed, and some were still skeptical, but they were unwilling to give up the opportunity, so they applauded together.

"Okay, everyone, please follow me." Akun led us to a room marked "VIP Room" and wrote lightly, "This place is usually not open to ordinary customers." The VIP room is much smaller than the outside, There are also all kinds of jade displayed on the counter, but the price is one or two zeros more than the outside, and even the shopping guide lady is more beautiful than the outside.Everyone suddenly felt that their value had doubled, and everyone immediately raised their eyes.

Akun greeted everyone to a counter and instructed the shopping guide lady to take out a jade pendant inside. The shopping guide lady held it out carefully with a smile on her face. Let me first teach you a few untold secrets to identify real jade, the so-called teaching a man to fish is worse than giving him a fish, I will teach you the secrets of this industry, and you will never be deceived again."

People gathered around unconsciously, and Ah Kun pulled a piece of hair from the shopping guide lady's head and wrapped it around the pendant, then picked up a lighter and burned the hair underneath: "The real jade has a cold temper, so the hair is tied on the pendant." The fire on it will keep burning." He looked at the curious expressions of everyone, nodded in satisfaction, and scratched on a piece of loose glass with the pendant, "The other thing is that real jade can cut glass, you can try it when you go back. Try it, if it slips it's fake." He started showing people the scratches on the glass...

The shopping guide said anxiously, "Boss Bai, you talk too much."

Akun said grimly: "There is no place for you to talk here, and you don't sell fake products, what are you afraid of?" Everyone burst into laughter.

Seeing that Xiao Tiangou hadn't said anything, Yang Jian became more and more confused, and whispered to me: "Is this guy telling the truth?"

I laughed, the so-called burning hair and scratching glass is simply a bad street method. It has absolutely nothing to do with the "secret of not passing on". I can't see clearly what kind of mystery Ah Kun is doing. He said that he has a casino in Macau. I absolutely don't believe it. Such a big family business opened a flagship store in this place that doesn't shit?But it’s hard to say, now there are KFCs in third- and fourth-tier cities, you can’t say it’s fake, maybe I’m ignorant, and many powerful chain stores are indeed developed from places where birds don’t shit .

Akun talked about it for a long time, and asked the shopping guide to take out a ruby ​​necklace locked in the cabinet with a price of more than 3 yuan. He said mysteriously: "Next, I will teach you how to identify rubies—turn off the lights!" He gave an order, and someone turned off all the lights in the room, and Akun held a flashlight to shine on the necklace and said, "It's very simple, real gems will glow at night!" He irradiated the necklace with a beam of light, The voice turned soft, as if afraid of disturbing someone, and then let us see the light reflected from above...

People began to exclamation, true or false, in order to flatter.I couldn't help but burst into laughter in the back - we all played this game when we were young, even if you shine a light on the tube in the dark, it will be reflective, and you can scare people if you hold the flashlight to your chin to shine on yourself.

Akun asked someone to turn on the light, waved the necklace in his hand and said, "This is the gift I want to give everyone today!"

Everyone looked at him in disbelief, and Akun said firmly: "Yes, there is no doubt, all the friends from the 116 regiment will get a ruby ​​necklace from me, Akun!"

People started clapping spontaneously...

Akun waved his hand and said, "I'm giving the necklace to everyone, but I also want to make it happy. It's also disrespectful to everyone to give you things for nothing. In this way—" he asked the shopping guide lady, "Your necklaces usually sell How much?"

The shopping guide lady said: "3 yuan."

Akun waved his hand again and said, "Now everyone just need to seal a 300 yuan red envelope for me, and the 3 yuan ruby ​​necklace will be taken away!"

The shopping guide said urgently: "Mr. Bai, this is not allowed!"

Akun stared and said: "Why did I say it? Do you know the relationship between your boss and me?"

"But..." The shopping guide hesitated to speak, but finally she dared not say anything more due to Akun's "obscene power".

I couldn't help being happy again, I just now saw what kind of medicine was sold in Akun's gourd - he was selling stained glass!
To say that what he did before is really good, Zhuan Chengqihe is quite satisfactory, the story and authenticity are enough to distinguish the fake from the real, but the number "300 yuan" is a bit timid. It's enough to seal it for five or ten yuan-that thing is worth 30 to 300 yuan for its workmanship, and I paid 10 yuan for his story to recognize it, but what kind of rhythm is 300 yuan?It’s like you go to a noodle shop and eat a bowl of ramen. The boss gave birth to a fat boy today and suddenly wants to give you a free order. Naturally, everyone is happy, but the boss wants to come to you and say, “The face value of today’s meal is [-] yuan. For the sake of giving birth to a son, you can just give [-] yuan." Don't you want to smoke him?
At this time, people probably have the same suspicion as me. After all, no one is a fool. You, a big boss who runs a casino in Macau, asked someone for 300 yuan, which is not reliable in itself.Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, but no one said anything.

Akun turned cold when he saw it, and said awkwardly: "You don't have to think about whether I will pay or not, really!"

Everyone was speechless, and some people had already taken the lead to go out.

At this moment, a middle-aged man in a yellow shirt rushed in from the door, and he grinned anxiously as soon as he entered, "Ah Kun gave away my things again?"

If the shopping guide met the savior, she said: "Boss, you are finally here. Your brother wants to sell our ruby ​​necklace for 300 yuan each!"

The yellow shirt stomped and said, "You're messing around, you know that what I'm selling here is at cost price, won't you make me bankrupt for 300 yuan a piece?"

Akun said with a smile: "Brother was just joking, brother, you know that I have a happy event at home today. I will use flowers to present Buddha to add joy. You can buy a car at most, so you won't go bankrupt, haha."

The yellow shirt said angrily: "No, I have a lot of these goods. I will report to my family at the end of the year how much I will pay. There are more than 20 people here. I will pay 3 for each person. If you get a deficit of more than 60, you will pay." ah?"

Ah Kun said displeasedly: "But I have promised everyone."

Yellow Shirt said decisively: "If I say no, I won't!"

As soon as everyone heard that their brothers had internal strife over money, they suddenly became interested again, and asked Ah Kun one after another: "Hey, does what you just said really count?"

Akun patted the table and said, "Of course it counts! According to what I just said, the ruby ​​necklace with an original price of 300 yuan is now [-] yuan away!"

Immediately, someone took out money with a greedy mentality and said, "Then I'll buy one."

The yellow shirt said anxiously: "I said no!"

The person who took out the money held the money and looked at this and that, waiting for Akun to speak finally.

Akun blushed and said, "Brother, it's meaningless for you to do this. Are you going to cut my face on my brother's happy day? Good!" He waved his hand, "I will personally pay you back how much money you lost today— —”

Yellow Shirt said angrily: "It's unlucky to have a brother like you!" He said and stood aside.Seeing their fuss, people eagerly paid for it.

I watched it for a long time, and I knew in my heart that this was just a trick, but the purpose of our trip was to catch monsters, so I sighed and waved my hands and said, "Let's go, we are just a bunch of liars."

At this time, Li Jing suddenly said coldly: "The good show between the two of you should be over, right?"

(End of this chapter)