don't mess with me

Chapter 108
When Zhao Qianqian opened the door, I was startled—the room was full of young faces, and there were probably seven or eight of Qianqian's classmates.

"Uncle Li is here too, please come in quickly." Zhao Qianqian turned to let us in, and introduced to the students, "This is my neighbor upstairs."

The young people in the room focused their eyes on our side together, some nodded and waved at us, Li Jing smiled "approachable", I just felt a little embarrassed, originally I wanted to put down my things quickly and leave, but now It seemed impossible.

Wang Fang came out from the kitchen, and seeing us was quite surprised and said: "You... need me for something?"

I leaned in front of Zhao Qianqian and whispered, "Happy birthday."

Li Jing handed Mickey in front of her and said, "This dog is for you as a birthday present."

Zhao Qianqian was taken aback, and the room was instantly quiet, followed by a burst of laughter, I almost buried my head in the ground, I bought it with Li Jing for a long time and didn't even know what Mickey was.

"Uncle, that's a mouse, not a dog." A handsome young man on the sofa said disapprovingly, his expression was indifferent, making people feel a little arrogant.It was Duan Shihong who almost had an affair with Zhao Qianqian.

"Whatever it is, this thing has cost me a lot of thought anyway. You have to keep it safe."

The children laughed again. Li Jing looked like a gangster, but he was holding a puppet toy with a solemn expression. Posting that scene on Weibo can be today's topic.Of course, the topic can be "Don't forget fatherly love", which emphasizes family affection, or it can be a warning such as "Criminals touch underage girls".

Zhao Qianqian took the gift dumbfounded and said, "Thank you."

I whispered to Li Jing, "This gift of yours definitely left a deep impression on people." I was about to drag him away, but Wang Fang said politely, "Why don't you stay for dinner."

"Either" is a very magical word, especially when it is used for invitations, it is actually a very euphemistic way of saying, for example, should I give you a gift, or I will pay the bill, or don't pay back the money you owe me up.It can be seen that Wang Fang didn't have any sincerity, but Li Jing said: "Okay." Sitting on the sofa, he stared at the children beside him.At this time someone knocked on the door, Zhao Qianqian got up to open it, and heard her say at the door: "Uncle Lu, are you here too?"

Lu Dongbin walked in with a smile, and said, "I heard that you are celebrating your birthday today, and you will be a birthday boy." Then he said to me, "Seeing that your car is downstairs, I know you are here, so let me ask you what you have for dinner. "

Li Jing said: "Let's eat here."

Lu Dongbin said hesitantly, "It's not very convenient."

Wang Fang said, "It's nothing...not inconvenient."

What else can she say at this time...

Li Jing waved to Lu Dongbin: "Come and sit."

There was a brief silence in the room, and then the children were talking and laughing quickly again.Duan Shihong approached Zhao Qianqian and handed her a beautifully wrapped box, and said in a moderate voice, "Qianqian, this is my birthday present for you."

"Then I'll take it apart—" Zhao Qianqian took it over and removed the outermost wrapping paper, and people turned their eyes involuntarily. When the box was exposed, someone already envied: "Wow, it's Apple's latest" Love Crazy '4S." Sure enough, there is a beautiful white mobile phone lying in the box, which is indeed the most popular new Apple product recently.

Amidst the exclamation of the students, Wang Fang also turned her gaze, but she didn't express anything else.

Zhao Qianqian was surprised and said: "This gift is too expensive, I can't take it."

Duan Shihong couldn't restrain his complacency and said, "What's so valuable? As long as you like it."

Zhao Qianqian said, "I really can't want this."

Duan Shihong said anxiously: "Don't want it, I bought it for you specially, won't it be convenient for us to contact after you have it?"

Li Jing asked me quietly: "How much is that worth?"

Lu Dongbin quickly replied: "Four to five thousand—this kid is more advanced than mine, and I am the 'Love Crazy 4'."

Li Jing said angrily: "There is nothing to show courteousness to, it's either rape or robbery, this kid obviously has unreasonable thoughts about Qianqian."

I whispered: "Why do you look like a rich landlord who is eager to marry a wife and a stupid son?"

Seeing that Zhao Qianqian didn't want to lose face, Duan Shihong simply stuffed it into her hand. At this moment, Wang Fang came over and said, "Qianqian is right, we really can't have this."

Duan Shihong said: "Why?"

"Firstly, it's too expensive, and secondly, I don't think it's very useful, so I didn't buy it for her."

Duan Shihong said: "But the students all have them."

Wang Fang said: "Then you can find Qianqian at your convenience? Anyway, she will not be left behind if she has any excitement." The children laughed together.

Zhao Qianqian stuck out her tongue and stuffed the phone into Duan Shihong's trouser pocket.

Duan Shihong blushed and pretended to be joking: "Auntie, if you really don't accept me, I will lose face!"

Wang Fang couldn't laugh or cry, children of this age had the strongest self-esteem, they couldn't say or scold, besides, Wang Fang was not that kind of person.

Li Jing finally couldn't bear it and said: "Everyone says no more, but you insist on it, what face do you have as a child?"

Duan Shihong was still full of anger, but Li Jing sarcastically said with a sneer: "Then I won't slap my face and buy a doll as a gift."

Lu Dongbin frowned and said, "You judge people by their appearance at a young age, and you have a mouth full of hostility."

Li Jing wanted to say something but couldn't find the right words. If Nezha hadn't been involved, he wouldn't have argued with a child.

Seeing that the two had an argument, Zhao Qianqian shook Mickey between them, and said to Duan Shihong with a smile, "Next time you can give me a doll too."

Duan Shihong curled his lips and said: "I either don't give it away, or give it away if I want to. If you like it, I will give you a limited edition Barbie doll next time."

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I smiled and said, "Why do you rich people have to give away things that are limited editions? Those profiteers are just used to you. Do you know what a real limited edition is—urns!"

Duan Shihong sneered and said: "Poor people will comfort themselves like this, that's why you are poor—" He grabbed the doll in Zhao Qianqian's hand and looked at it with disdain, "I don't want this kind of thing for free."

Li Jing and I looked at each other with wry smiles, of course we wouldn't really get angry with him, but this kid's sharp tongue is really impressive.

Lu Dongbin suddenly smiled and said, "How do you know that ours is not a limited edition?"

Duan Shihong held the puppet and exaggerated: "That's it? Limited edition? What are you kidding?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Then what are the benefits of the limited edition?"

"Limited edition..." Duan Shihong couldn't tell why.

Lu Dongbin said: "Our limited edition can communicate with people."

Duan Shihong snorted and said: "Blow it, you still run the train with your mouth full at such an old age."

"Don't bicker, then you come up with a question, how can our dog do it?"

My head was full of black lines, and I whispered to Lu Dongbin, "Bingo, this is a mouse."

Zhao Qianqian saw that the two sides were serious, smoothed things over and said: "Isn't it my birthday? So let's talk about limited editions. Come on, let's eat cake." She glared at Duan Shihong, and she also understood that there is no limited edition at all. But Li Jing and Lu Dongbin are considered elders anyway, so I'm afraid Duan Shihong is going too far.

Seeing that Lu Dongbin stopped talking, Duan Shihong took advantage of the victory and said complacently: "Don't say it's difficult, as long as you can make it stand up and salute me, I will accept it."

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "It's too simple, let's make it more difficult."

Duan Shihong immediately said to Zhao Qianqian: "I am not provoking trouble." Zhao Qianqian looked at Lu Dongbin helplessly, and Lu Dongbin didn't care and said, "It doesn't matter, just ask questions."

Duan Shihong sneered and said: "Then why don't you let this thing play boxing games with me." Zhao Qianqian's classmates all coaxed a laugh - this is a very good malicious joke, the Mickey we bought only has four furry fingers, And it is connected together, if it is a boxing match with Doraemon, it is a sure win.

Unexpectedly, Lu Dongbin said: "Okay, then let's guess punches—of course, you and it guess, and we will win two out of three rounds." He walked over and put Mickey on the sofa, "I'll start by counting one, two, three."

Duan Shihong rolled his eyes and said: "Boring!" He was about to walk away.

Lu Dongbin grabbed him and said, "Why, don't you dare? Then admit defeat."

Duan Shihong shook off his hand and said contemptuously: "Then I'll take out three pairs of scissors in a row, okay?" He said perfunctorily stretched out two fingers to compare with Mickey on the sofa, but the puppet seemed to have spirituality He suddenly raised an arm, curled up his four connected fingers into a fist, and protested at Duan Shihong...

Most of the children had gone to the dinner table, only two or three casually glanced at the sofa, and then screamed immediately, and the others turned around and stuck out their tongues in surprise when they saw this scene.

Duan Shihong was completely stunned!He never thought that a rough puppet could move!This thing obviously doesn't even have a place to install a battery!
The children gathered around excitedly and said in one voice, "Come again."

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "This time it doesn't count, I'll start counting one, two, three—one, two, three!"

Duan Shihong didn't have time to think about it, and solemnly extended a slap, which is also his cleverness - Mickey can only produce cloth and a hammer at most, and he will not lose when he produces cloth at least!
But the scene that surprised everyone appeared again. Mickey's originally connected fingers suddenly separated, and a clear and unmistakable pair of scissors came out, but the scissors were very cute.But the blow to Duan Shihong was fatal.The children applauded at the same time, and many of them eagerly said, "Let me do it."

Duan Shihong pushed everyone away with a blushing face and said: "No, I must win it!" He kept changing his moves while counting, but no matter how he changed, Mickey's little cloth hand would always be able to restrain him just enough. The chubby cloth fingers are extremely agile, but the arms are motionless. It looks cute and delicate. It seems that one person and one puppet are engaged in an unpredictable contest, but Duan Shihong has no strength to fight back.

Zhao Qianqian giggled coquettishly when she saw this, she went to pick up the puppet and said: "So it's really so amazing, someone will play with me in the future."

Wang Fang was also very surprised, she asked Li Jing: "I'm afraid this is not cheap?"

Li Jing coaxed coaxingly: "As long as Qianqian likes it!"

Duan Shihong stayed for a while, grabbed the puppet, looked it over carefully and said to Zhao Qianqian, "Where is this made? I'll give you one too."

I snorted and said, "Some things cannot be bought with money. This is a global limited edition—only one."

"Impossible!" Duan Shihong pushed Mickey's head down and studied its back, hoping to find out some information about the place of origin. Mickey's hand was hanging by his pocket, and I watched it use the two fingers that had just been separated. The "Love Crazy 4S" prepared by Duan Shihong for Zhao Qianqian was snatched away without anyone noticing...

(End of this chapter)