don't mess with me

Chapter 124 Japanese Cuisine
Naturally, I don't take Liu Laoliu's words to heart. The so-called cutting must be cut, and you have to go for a ride when you buy a new motorcycle. Can I not have a good time after taking such a good thing?

I saw that it was getting late, so I asked Liu Laoliu, "What are you going to treat us to for lunch?"

"What do you want to eat?"

"Is there anything special nearby?"

“There is a very authentic ramen, and the pies are also good.”

I curled my lips and said, "Just eat this?"

"Next door is a mental hospital, who opens a big restaurant here?"

I thought about it too, and muttered: "I'll ask where Lu Dongbin is first, I haven't invited anyone to dinner yet when Han Zhongli came down from them." As I said that, I took out my phone and started looking through the address book.

Yang Jian eagerly said, "I'll call me, I'll call him." He was probably familiar with this phone number after a long time, so he found Lu Dongbin's number and dialed it.

"Hey, who is it?" Lu Dongbin seemed not quite used to calls from strange numbers, and He Xiangu's voice on the other side of the phone: "Who are you talking to?"

Yang Jian said, "It's me, Yang Jian."

Lu Dongbin asked curiously, "Whose phone did you get?"

"Let's not talk about this first, Xiaoqiang asked where are you?"

"Going shopping."

I leaned forward and said, "Where is it?"

"Wanda."

I smiled and said, "You're pretty good at picking places. Are your master and He Xiangu with you?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"Let's have a meal together at noon, and I will welcome them."

"Okay, then you can come here directly."

"I'll call you when I get there."

Lu Dongbin hung up the phone directly, and Yang Jian said dissatisfiedly, "Obviously I called, so I let you talk about it."

I said to Liu Laoliu, "Let's go together?"

Liu Laoliu waved his hands and said, "I won't go when you eat, so as not to restrain everyone."

I said contemptuously: "I really think of myself as the old chief, I want you to settle the bill for us."

Liu Laoliu sat down on the lame rocking chair and said with a smile, "Then let's not go!"

I said to Lao Yan again: "What about Brother Yan—don't worry, you're going to pay for it."

Lao Yan also shook his head: "It's better for me to show up less often. I'm afraid that you will find it unlucky to bump into Hades in broad daylight."

I said, "I don't care - anyway, you even gave me the book of life and death. Besides, you are all in the same system. Don't be afraid of urology if you see gynecology."

Old Yan smiled and said: "No, no, you guys can play."

Liu Laoliu said: "Don't forget about the business—by the way, buy two sets of new clothes for my daughter."

……

After we parked the car at the place, Yang Jian hurriedly said, "Let me ask this time." He called Lu Dongbin and said, "We're here, where are you?"

Lu Dongbin said anxiously: "I don't know, this place is obviously full of Chinese people, but there is not even a single Chinese character!" Then he heard the clerk in the store next to him hold back a smile: "Sir, our brand is called Jack. Jones."

I said loudly: "Understood, you just wait there."

Yang Jian was stunned and said, "Jieke died of poverty? Don't you stop discriminating against the disabled?"

Li Jing, who visited the mall with me, said, "It seems to be a place that sells clothes, right? I wanted to buy a suit for Qianqian last time."

I was sweating white hair all of a sudden. These people or these gods are all indomitable in the legends, but after all, they didn’t hang out on the earth hundreds or thousands of years ago.

I led everyone into the building to find Jack Jones, while correcting Yang Jian: "Knocking is not a disability!"

In the "Jie Ke Poor Death" shop on the second floor, I saw He Xiangu, Zhong Liquan and others. The new Di Sanxian had been simply packed by Lu Dongbin, and Zhong Liquan was wearing a corduroy gown and a The octagonal hat is very literary and artistic. No matter how you look at it, it looks like the dean of the art department of an art school. Lan Caihe is full of British style, with long hair tied in a ponytail. He looks like the kind of third-rate who should be popular but can't live or die The star, He Xiangu, wore leggings and long boots, and wore a small windbreaker with a waist, which looked pretty and neat. From the perspective of everyone's temperament and figure, I have to say that these combinations are still successful.

I looked around and said, "Where is Brother Bin?" None of the three earthly immortals fell, but Lu Dongbin was missing.

At this time, Lu Dongbin came out of the fitting room excitedly, pointed to the jeans with tags on his legs and asked me, "How do I wear this?" Although he didn't know the brand name, it didn't prevent him from trying on clothes.

He Xiangu frowned and said, "It must be very uncomfortable looking at the tight one?"

Lu Dongbin said: "You don't understand this, this kind of trousers make you look thinner and longer legs."

He Xiangu said angrily, "Which girl do you want to chase after with such long legs?"

Lu Dongbin said casually, "Of course I want to chase you."

Zhong Liquan and Lan Caihe had gotten used to it, but Li Jing and the others felt that it was not a topic, and turned their faces away.

The two of them suddenly felt awkward after talking, He Xiangu had a hot and unrestrained personality, and Lu Dongbin was originally a flirtatious character, it seems that the two used to flirt casually before, and it would be inappropriate to play this kind of tune now.

I hurriedly interrupted: "You look good in jeans, let's take this one."

Lu Dongbin took off the label and said, "Go check out, I've spent all my money."

……

In this way, our group was wandering casually in the shopping mall, and Di Sanxian and Li Jing were not familiar with them. Although we were a lot of people, we were a little awkward. He Xiangu had nothing to say to Liu Xiaoliu: "Princess Six, I think I am The clothes are not bad, you should buy one too."

Liu Xiaoliu shook his head like a rattle: "I don't wear the same clothes as you. It's better if there is no comparison. We two who dress like sisters must know that one of them is not our own."

I quietly walked up to Lu Dongbin and asked him in a low voice: "Brother Bin, are you and Sister He planning to waste time like brothers and sisters?"

Lu Dongbin said melancholy: "What else?"

I said: "You can go one step further. The two of you should be partners first. If you find out that you are not in love, don't even think about getting married. If you really can't get along, you will completely give up and don't talk about feelings. The friendship continues, and we will still be friends in the future."

Lu Dongbin said: "People in our time did not have the concept of 'object'. How do you want me to explain it to her?"

I said: "Just playing with friends, there are a lot of young people in your situation now, you can live together for a while..."

Lu Dongbin glared at me and said, "I think you're a hooligan!"

……

I walked around the mall and bought winter clothes for each of Li Jing and the others. Our stomachs were empty, so I asked everyone for their opinions: "What would you like to eat for lunch?"

Lu Dongbin said: "You decide, eat something rare."

The second floor of the shopping mall is full of mid-to-high-end restaurants. I scanned for a week and found that the only ones that could be called "rare" were Western food and Korean barbecue. Yiliang said, "How about eating Japanese food?"

He Xiangu said: "What is that?"

"To put it bluntly, cooking means cooking, and Japan is the Dongying of your society."

Liu Xiaoliu was the first to express: "Okay, okay, I've wanted to try it a long time ago." The sixth princess was addicted to the Internet when she was free, and she had more or less been exposed to these things.

We walked into the restaurant in a mighty way, and the waiter waited for us to be seated with a smile on his face and asked, "Which order?"

As soon as I raised my hand, Liu Xiaoliu hurriedly said, "Bring me a fried squid on a teppanyaki."

"Well, order the squid on the iron plate-by the way, what are the specialties of your dishes?"

The waiter said: "Japan is surrounded by the sea, so aquatic products are special, and sashimi is an example."

I nodded quickly: "Yes yes yes, let me have a salmon sashimi." The reason why I choose to eat here is actually because I have never been here before. This time I use the title of treat to satisfy my curiosity. People eat Japanese food—they have to sit on the sliding door and kneel there. There is nothing on the huge table, but only a pair of white socks for each person. It feels very bourgeois...

Under the introduction of the waiter, I ordered a few stews, a few vegetable and fruit platters, and a serving of udon noodles.

The waiter said, "Do you want sushi?"

"Of course, eating Japanese food without sushi is the same as eating Northeastern food without pork stewed vermicelli?"

The waiter smiled and said: "You can order sushi a la carte, or you can go over there and transfer the table for self-service. Look..." There is a huge conveyor belt over there that keeps rotating slowly by itself, and it is filled with all kinds of sushi. Look at the crowd and say, "What do you say?"

Li Jing said: "Just eat that flowing water mat!"

"Okay... then let's do this first."

While I was ordering, Zhong Liquan said: "Should we also call Ao Guang? Although the old Dragon King had a festival with us before, he also gave us food and clothes last night."

Yang Jian said, "Give me his phone number..."

I said: "By the way, ask him to call the Four Heavenly Kings, I haven't seen these four brothers for a long time."

Yang Jian couldn't wait to call Ao Guang: "Hey, Xiaoqiang please have dinner at noon, we will wait for you at Dongying Chef near 'Jie Ke Poor Death', and call the Four Heavenly Kings."

I was speechless, so I hurriedly told Ao Guang the correct address.

Ao Guang said: "I have no problem. The Four Heavenly Kings are hard to say. They seem to be very busy recently. Let me try."

While waiting for the food, I was really itchy, so I secretly took out the book of life and death that Lao Yan gave me and fiddled with it. When I opened the first page, I saw a row of small box options on it, including "accurate query", "random browsing" and "data". Statistics" and so on, I couldn't help saying: "This thing is really high-end, the fly in the ointment is that there are only traditional characters."

Liu Xiaoliu poked her head over and said, "See if there is a switching function?" She is also an old netizen, especially on service websites like dating.com, so she pays great attention to the comfort of operation...

Don't tell me, I really found the "traditional\simplified switch" in the lower right corner of the page. I clicked on the word "simplified", and all the pages were replaced with simplified characters. I laughed and said: "It is also used in hell." Simplified characters?" When I tried to turn to the second page, I was surprised to find that the Book of Life and Death had only one page—in fact, it was a notebook.

(End of this chapter)