don't mess with me

Chapter 146 Aphrodisiac
Looking at the backs of Lin Hai and Liu Xiaoliu going away, I quietly asked Yuelao: "Can you help these two and wrap a few wraps around their feet?" Liuzui said that he didn't feel anything, so he left with someone?In my mother's words, find the right one quickly, don't be dazzled by picking at the end...

Yue Lao looked at the two of them and said, "No, the sixth princess is a fairy, and that man is a mortal..."

I was dissatisfied and said: "Why do you look like Erlang, what's wrong with mortals, don't mortals have the right to love?"

Yue Lao waved his hand and said: "Don't get me wrong, my red rope is useless to gods and monsters, and it seems that there is still little opportunity between these two people."

I wondered: "You can see the opportunity?"

Yue Lao said: "I haven't tried the relationship between humans and gods, but if ordinary men and women want to achieve good things, there will be a special weather before the two of them can achieve a good result. If two people follow this celestial phenomenon, I will add another If you wrap your energy around the red rope, it will be a good thing."

I excitedly said, "What's the weather like?"

Yuelao said: "It varies from person to person, it's hard to say, you can only understand it but not express it in words."

"Then can I see it?"

Yuelao shook his head and said: "This is within Yuelao's responsibility, not to mention you as a mortal, even Daluo Jinxian may not understand this tune."

I scratched my head and said with a smile: "Your job is really not easy-go, I will take you to change clothes."

I took the old man into a clothing store on the side of the road, and the three or four female shop assistants in the store couldn't help laughing when they saw Yue Lao's outfit, but the good thing about the current society is that everyone is well-informed. Others live normally, and no one bothers to make a fuss. The more open the society is, the more tolerant it should be. Transvestites and homosexuals are just different hobbies and orientations. If you call the police once every time you see it, it only shows that you are old-fashioned.

In the end, a young girl with squinting eyes and small canine teeth received us. The girl suppressed a smile and said, "What do you two need?"

I pointed at Old Moon and said, "My second uncle doesn't like Hanfu anymore, you can change him from head to toe."

The girl's eyes lit up, this project is not a small one.

"What size does the old man wear?"

Yuelao spread his hands and said: "I don't know either, you can see and buy."

The girl was also very agile, she picked out a few T-shirts, shirts, coats and trousers to make a set and put it on her arms and said: "Then try these first to find the style you want, our fitting room is here. "

The old man got in with a pile of clothes.

There is nothing wrong with wearing modern clothes, it looks clear at a glance, but it is not so easy to wear the feeling covered by the clothes. Yuelao first tried a plaid shirt with jeans. The girl’s intention is Dress him up like an old overseas Chinese, but when he comes out of the fitting room, he looks like an old and unscrupulous man. With the casual style and Yuelao's red and smiling face, he looks like a playboy who hasn't changed his clothes for decades. Although Yuelao has a special profession, I think he should at least look a little more dignified, which is different from Lin Hai's intentional dressing up...

I pushed the old man back to the fitting room, and this time I came out and changed into a woolen coat, which still felt awkward.

The salesperson took a set for us and changed another set. In the end, I was a little embarrassed and said to the girl: "Sorry, we will definitely buy a few pieces in the end."

I don't think the girl is very open-minded, she smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if you don't buy it."

At this time, the girl store manager came over, and the young man was about my age, and she made an idea and said: "This gentleman has a classical temperament, and it is actually not good to force it, or else - we have linen Tang suits here. This is comfortable to wear, and it won’t be too eye-catching even if you go anywhere, so let’s go overboard first.”

When I thought about it, it made sense, so I asked Yuelao to change it, and the effect was much better.

Yue Lao looked in the mirror and expressed his satisfaction. While taking off the clothes and putting on the labels, he asked the female salesperson with a pleasant face, "Young lady is very patient. Is there anyone you like?"

The girl didn't expect him to ask such a question, and after blushing, she inadvertently glanced at the store manager.

Yuelao smiled and said, "I'm sure I saw it right." He suddenly handed a glass of water on the counter to the girl's hand, and whispered, "Go and pour it on him, he will be yours for the rest of his life."

The girl froze: "Huh?"

I quickly said: "Listen to the old man, this is one of the best love masters in China."

Now the store manager came back from billing and asked me: "Are you paying in cash or by brush... oops!" I pushed the girl behind, and the girl half pushed and half poured a glass of water on him.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it." The girl panicked, and quickly wiped the water off the store manager's clothes with a paper towel.

"It's okay, it's okay." The store manager dodged unnaturally, looking more cautious than the girl, Yuelao smiled slightly, Leng Ding pulled a piece of red thread from his sleeve and flicked it, the red thread was faintly visible after leaving his hand, impartial The ground wrapped around the feet of the girl and the store manager, and then disappeared completely. At this time, the boy's hand just happened to be in the girl's hand, and it seemed that he was reluctant to take it away for a moment. The two people clasped their palms and looked at each other. , his face was filled with a halo of happiness.

The other clerks were stunned for a moment, then coaxed and shouted together: "I have already seen that something is wrong with you two, and finally revealed the tail of the fox."

I held up my hands and said, "Together together!"

The clerks followed suit: "Together together!"

The girl blushed and said, "Actually..."

The young man said with a tacit understanding: "Me too."

The girl buried her head in his arms and said shyly, "Come and see my parents this weekend."

The young man smiled silly: "Then come to my house next weekend."

I sighed on the side: "Oh, lovers get married! Look at this, we didn't come in vain."

The store manager put his arm around the girl and handed me the invoice: "Excuse me—do you pay in cash or by card?"

I copied the invoice with one hand, curled my lips and said, "Ingratitude!"

……

When I left the clothing store, my admiration for Yuelao was uncontrollable. I was dubious about what he said, but it was too general.
I grabbed the old man's hand and shook it desperately: "Second Uncle, how did you see the 'adultery' between those two?"

Yue Lao pointed to his eyes and said, "Have you forgotten what I do?"

"Yes, the most important thing is how did you calculate that glass of water?" This is the most amazing point. If the two of them are interesting to each other, people in the same store know it. This may not be difficult to see through careful observation, but that The glass of water is also amazing.

Yue Lao said: "This is the so-called weather - between men and women, you are in love and I am in love. Sometimes there is a lack of such a fire. If you want them to have a quick success, you have to light this fire for them. Of course, this time It's water. In fact, love also talks about the five elements, and these two people lack water in the five elements."

I tutted, "So love can be instant?"

"You can't say that, let's take those two people as an example. The girl has obviously been interested in Luohua for a long time, and the guy has been kept in the dark. In fact, the relationship between these two people was born early, and it has not been short. What we did was Give it a push, if it's two strangers, even if they may finally be together, it won't be so fast. The so-called melon is ripe, we can't ripen it, but blow a little wind after it is ripe, and let them stomp their feet. Just fall."

I looked at Yuelao who was dressed in a Tang suit, and said with emotion: "Oh, you really look like a charlatan, a psychological guru—" I couldn't help but ask again, "According to what you said, these two people are actually bastards." Mung Bean is right, so if it’s a man and a woman who don’t fit in at all, if you tie them with a red thread, will they succeed in the end?”

Yuelao said seriously: "There will be effects in that way, but it's just a mess. It's okay to be safe, but if something goes wrong, it will be a great sin."

I held my chin and said, "Oh, I see. It means that the people you are caught by the red thread are actually destined to be together by fate, but it will work if you insist on putting them together, but I don't know if it will end well—" —So your red thread is equivalent to an aphrodisiac!"

Yuelao flicked his sleeves and said, "It's a mess!" Then he stroked his beard thoughtfully and said, "Well, it's actually quite right."

(End of this chapter)