Chapter 155 Awl Face
After saying goodbye to Zhan Yifan, who was determined to revitalize the family, I turned over the photo and handed it to Tianjie Doll, "You really haven't seen this woman?"
"What do you mean?"
I shook my head in a daze.
Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "Does it look familiar to you?"
I regained my composure and said, "You think so too?"
The Heavenly Doll tentatively asked, "Who do you think you look like?"
"You speak first!"
"No, you go first."
I faltered and said: "Is it a bit like Mo Jiaojiao?"
Tianjie Doll slapped her leg and said, "Me too! I was afraid that I would mislead you by saying something preconceived, but I didn't expect us to go together."
I tried my best to enlarge the photo. The woman in the photo is the kind of beauty that is very fashionable now, with a pointed chin, an oval face, and long eyelashes, but it is not enough to conclude that it is Mo Jiaojiao based on these points. Surgery is not a big deal. It is not surprising that two or three of the ten melon faces on the street are cut out. Eyelashes are even easier to do, and they are a few dollars cheaper.Yang Jian and the others have never met Mo Jiaojiao, so they can't help. The Tianjie Doll and I also met this woman for more than ten minutes, so we made a fuss.
I took out my life and death book and said: "Look up her first!" I entered Mo Jiaojiao's name, and there were more than 800 women with the same name and surname on it, but Mo Jiaojiao's age and place of birth were unknown. Going on, most of the women with this name are young and charming, and the workload can be described as huge.
When I reached more than 50, I closed the life and death book: "This won't work, I have to know more specific information about her first."
I called Lin Hai, rambled a few words, I pretended to ask him inadvertently: "That Mo Jiaojiao should be younger than us by a few years?"
"It must be small, why are you asking this?"
"It's nothing, just ask, do you know her birthday?"
"do not know."
"Can you ask her for me?"
Then I felt Lin Hai shaking his head like a rattle through the phone: "Forget it, that woman clings to me like brown candy, and I don't have time to hide. Isn't it too late to ask her on her birthday to make people misunderstand?"
"Do me a favor."
Lin Hai suddenly said: "You can't be interested in her, right? That girl is actually not bad."
"Can you help?"
"Don't be in a hurry, I can only find an inconspicuous opportunity, and I will beat around the bush to help you out. What if she tells me today that she is celebrating her birthday tomorrow, am I planning to prepare a gift?"
I laughed and said, "She is also a beautiful girl, why don't you eat fresh peaches and insist on eating our Xiaoliu's rotten apricots..." After talking about this, I realized that Liu Xiaoliu actually has only rotten apricots. Baskets don't count either. In terms of appearance alone, she and Mo Jiaojiao are the difference between a fresh peach and a rotten apricot. There are no conditions that make it difficult for people to choose.
Lin Hai said with emotion: "It's too young, I can't afford to play anymore. It's easy to give up on yourself if you don't get married once you pass [-]. There are several in our unit...don't talk to you, I have a phone." Detective Lin was busy The case has been solved.
After turning off the phone, I asked Tianjie Doll, "Why did you suddenly think of her?"
Tianjie doll said: "How many awl faces do we know?"
I nodded thoughtfully. Indeed, my circle is too small, especially with fewer women who interact with me. Mo Jiaojiao deserved to show up and be remembered for a long time. If I were the head waiter of a nightclub A face that can't be found by life or death.
Tianjie Doll said: "Thinking about it now, I always feel that the woman appeared strangely, as if she was deliberately trying to get close to us."
I said, "Why did someone get close to you on purpose when they went back to their own house? We can't do things like stealing an ax from a neighbor."
After a whole afternoon of tossing and turning, it was going to be dark in a blink of an eye. We went to pick up Yue Lao home. Yue Lao has decided that they can finally get together, and they have to stick when they meet!Of course, I will show up to match them at the most critical moment.
Zhao Qianqian waved goodbye to Duan Shihong habitually at the gate of the community, Duan Shihong suddenly took Zhao Qianqian's hand and whispered something to her, Zhao Qianqian was careless and didn't care about this small detail, Li Jing became anxious when she saw it, jumped out of the car and shouted : "Hey, that kid, what are you doing pestering our girl if you don't study hard every day?"
Duan Shihong let go of his hand subconsciously, seeing that it was Li Jing, he said hesitantly: "Uncle, you are too strict, right?"
"Who is your uncle?" Li Jing grabbed Duan Shihong and said, "What exactly do you want?"
At this moment, two figures jumped out from behind Duan Shihong and rushed towards Li Jing, and the two fists also struck at the same time, but Li Jing was also a marshal after all, and he spread his hands quickly and grabbed the fists of the two people, and the expressions of the two people changed , almost instantly stretched out his vacant hand into his coat pocket...
Zhao Qianqian saw that many people in the community cast strange eyes on this side, and said dumbfoundedly: "Stop making trouble!"
Li Jing and the two bodyguards stopped together.
Lu Dongbin stared at Duan Shihong and said, "This child is really unusual. Even if the rich second generation has bodyguards, he will never have a gun."
I asked, "How do you know they drew their guns?"
Lu Dongbin said, "Anyway, they won't be picking out their wallets."
Li Jing pointed to Duan Shihong and said, "Boy, don't think about toads eating swan meat, you understand what I say!"
Duan Shihong said tit for tat: "I'm a toad, you're fish feed at most!"
I couldn't help saying happily: "What does this kid think?"
Zhao Qianqian couldn't help laughing too.
Duan Shihong said to Zhao Qianqian in a voice that everyone could hear: "Check the door several times at night to see if it is locked. Who knows if there is a pervert living in the neighbors in this world?"
"You..." Li Jing was obviously not very sharp with his words.
The bodyguard behind Duan Shihong said coldly: "I advise you not to mess with us, you can't afford to mess with our boss!"
The Heavenly Doll laughed and said, "That's because you don't know the truth."
Zhao Qianqian waved her hand and said, "It's all gone, it's a shame."
Duan Shihong and Li Jing glared at each other, and they left the stage slowly...
Zhao Qianqian frowned and looked at Li Jing, as if she had made up her mind and said, "Uncle Li, can I ask you a question?"
Li Jing said: "What?"
Zhao Qianqian said cautiously: "You...you don't think you have a crush on me, do you?"
"Pfft—" I, Tianjie Doll, and Lu Dongbin sprayed together, and Yang Jian also lowered his head to look at the ground...
Li Jing said frantically, "Why would I fall in love with you? How old are you?"
Zhao Qianqian patted her chest and said, "That's good, that's good, I'm really afraid that we won't even be friends if that happens." She said, "Can I ask one more question?"
"Say!" Li Jing's face was distorted beyond recognition.
"The Mickey you gave me, why didn't you move after you left?"
"Uh..." Li Jing looked at me asking for help.
I interrupted: "High-tech things are easy to break. You spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a computer with top-level configuration and sometimes you have to restart it. When have you ever seen your iron dustpan have a blue screen?"
Zhao Qianqian didn't ask too many questions. Children nowadays don't find it strange, and she must understand that we did something wrong. As for the details, she didn't bother to think about it.She looked at the Celestial Doll and asked me, "Xiaoqiang, who is this?"
"This..." I just discovered a very serious problem. The Celestial Doll will accompany me in a physical form in the future, and I haven't figured out how to explain it to the people around me.
Tianjie doll hugged my shoulder affectionately and said: "Fat Xiao, we are Fa Xiao!"
Zhao Qianqian asked suspiciously: "You are not much older than me, right? When Xiaoqiang was in junior high school, you just went to kindergarten?"
"I just look young, but in fact I'm already twenty—" The Celestial Doll looked at me, and was already preparing to talk nonsense.
I stretched out my palm on the side of my thigh and shook her vigorously, which meant to tell her not to talk nonsense, she couldn't start with "two" at all like that.
Tianjie Doll looked at my slap and said, "Oh, I'm already 25!"
I cover my face.
Zhao Qianqian couldn't believe it: "You are not real, are you? You look eighteen at most!"
"Your mother doesn't look like 32 either!" the baby slipped out.
"Have you seen my mother?"
"Oh, I met Xiaoqiang once on the road, but we didn't have time to say hello."
Zhao Qianqian looked at me and at the doll, suddenly said: "Oh, I see, this is your girlfriend!"
I broke down and said, "Where did you see that?"
Zhao Qianqian winked at me and said, "Xiaoqiang, you have to cherish it, the little girl next door can easily fall in love with the big brother next door."
I waved my hand and said, "Stop talking nonsense, my neighbor is you!"
"Haha, I wouldn't fall in love with someone who shits and pees on my head every day!" Zhao Qian ran upstairs.
Li Jing said: "This woman is too crazy, I have to persuade Nezha to think about it!"
I looked at the Celestial Doll and said, "You have a side or no side, how did you deduce the 25?"
The baby said: "I'm doing this for your own good, why don't people call you a pedophile?"
……
The first thing I did when I got home was to show the photo to Liu Xiaoliu. She was the only one who had met Mo Jiaojiao before and met her again recently. I eagerly asked, "Is this girl in the photo Do you have any impression?"
Liu Xiaoliu shook his head: "No!"
"look carefully."
"I didn't even look carefully."
"Do you think this woman looks like Mo Jiaojiao?"
Liu Xiaoliu said, "Where did you come up with this conclusion?"
"This kind of awl face, the doll and I seem to have seen it somewhere."
Liu Xiaoliu paused and said, "I know where you guys met."
"Where is it?" I asked with the Celestial Doll.
Liu Xiaoliu opened a random website, pointed to the pop-up advertisements all over the screen, and said, "You can find as many as you want on the Internet with the kind of awl face you mentioned!"
(End of this chapter)
After saying goodbye to Zhan Yifan, who was determined to revitalize the family, I turned over the photo and handed it to Tianjie Doll, "You really haven't seen this woman?"
"What do you mean?"
I shook my head in a daze.
Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "Does it look familiar to you?"
I regained my composure and said, "You think so too?"
The Heavenly Doll tentatively asked, "Who do you think you look like?"
"You speak first!"
"No, you go first."
I faltered and said: "Is it a bit like Mo Jiaojiao?"
Tianjie Doll slapped her leg and said, "Me too! I was afraid that I would mislead you by saying something preconceived, but I didn't expect us to go together."
I tried my best to enlarge the photo. The woman in the photo is the kind of beauty that is very fashionable now, with a pointed chin, an oval face, and long eyelashes, but it is not enough to conclude that it is Mo Jiaojiao based on these points. Surgery is not a big deal. It is not surprising that two or three of the ten melon faces on the street are cut out. Eyelashes are even easier to do, and they are a few dollars cheaper.Yang Jian and the others have never met Mo Jiaojiao, so they can't help. The Tianjie Doll and I also met this woman for more than ten minutes, so we made a fuss.
I took out my life and death book and said: "Look up her first!" I entered Mo Jiaojiao's name, and there were more than 800 women with the same name and surname on it, but Mo Jiaojiao's age and place of birth were unknown. Going on, most of the women with this name are young and charming, and the workload can be described as huge.
When I reached more than 50, I closed the life and death book: "This won't work, I have to know more specific information about her first."
I called Lin Hai, rambled a few words, I pretended to ask him inadvertently: "That Mo Jiaojiao should be younger than us by a few years?"
"It must be small, why are you asking this?"
"It's nothing, just ask, do you know her birthday?"
"do not know."
"Can you ask her for me?"
Then I felt Lin Hai shaking his head like a rattle through the phone: "Forget it, that woman clings to me like brown candy, and I don't have time to hide. Isn't it too late to ask her on her birthday to make people misunderstand?"
"Do me a favor."
Lin Hai suddenly said: "You can't be interested in her, right? That girl is actually not bad."
"Can you help?"
"Don't be in a hurry, I can only find an inconspicuous opportunity, and I will beat around the bush to help you out. What if she tells me today that she is celebrating her birthday tomorrow, am I planning to prepare a gift?"
I laughed and said, "She is also a beautiful girl, why don't you eat fresh peaches and insist on eating our Xiaoliu's rotten apricots..." After talking about this, I realized that Liu Xiaoliu actually has only rotten apricots. Baskets don't count either. In terms of appearance alone, she and Mo Jiaojiao are the difference between a fresh peach and a rotten apricot. There are no conditions that make it difficult for people to choose.
Lin Hai said with emotion: "It's too young, I can't afford to play anymore. It's easy to give up on yourself if you don't get married once you pass [-]. There are several in our unit...don't talk to you, I have a phone." Detective Lin was busy The case has been solved.
After turning off the phone, I asked Tianjie Doll, "Why did you suddenly think of her?"
Tianjie doll said: "How many awl faces do we know?"
I nodded thoughtfully. Indeed, my circle is too small, especially with fewer women who interact with me. Mo Jiaojiao deserved to show up and be remembered for a long time. If I were the head waiter of a nightclub A face that can't be found by life or death.
Tianjie Doll said: "Thinking about it now, I always feel that the woman appeared strangely, as if she was deliberately trying to get close to us."
I said, "Why did someone get close to you on purpose when they went back to their own house? We can't do things like stealing an ax from a neighbor."
After a whole afternoon of tossing and turning, it was going to be dark in a blink of an eye. We went to pick up Yue Lao home. Yue Lao has decided that they can finally get together, and they have to stick when they meet!Of course, I will show up to match them at the most critical moment.
Zhao Qianqian waved goodbye to Duan Shihong habitually at the gate of the community, Duan Shihong suddenly took Zhao Qianqian's hand and whispered something to her, Zhao Qianqian was careless and didn't care about this small detail, Li Jing became anxious when she saw it, jumped out of the car and shouted : "Hey, that kid, what are you doing pestering our girl if you don't study hard every day?"
Duan Shihong let go of his hand subconsciously, seeing that it was Li Jing, he said hesitantly: "Uncle, you are too strict, right?"
"Who is your uncle?" Li Jing grabbed Duan Shihong and said, "What exactly do you want?"
At this moment, two figures jumped out from behind Duan Shihong and rushed towards Li Jing, and the two fists also struck at the same time, but Li Jing was also a marshal after all, and he spread his hands quickly and grabbed the fists of the two people, and the expressions of the two people changed , almost instantly stretched out his vacant hand into his coat pocket...
Zhao Qianqian saw that many people in the community cast strange eyes on this side, and said dumbfoundedly: "Stop making trouble!"
Li Jing and the two bodyguards stopped together.
Lu Dongbin stared at Duan Shihong and said, "This child is really unusual. Even if the rich second generation has bodyguards, he will never have a gun."
I asked, "How do you know they drew their guns?"
Lu Dongbin said, "Anyway, they won't be picking out their wallets."
Li Jing pointed to Duan Shihong and said, "Boy, don't think about toads eating swan meat, you understand what I say!"
Duan Shihong said tit for tat: "I'm a toad, you're fish feed at most!"
I couldn't help saying happily: "What does this kid think?"
Zhao Qianqian couldn't help laughing too.
Duan Shihong said to Zhao Qianqian in a voice that everyone could hear: "Check the door several times at night to see if it is locked. Who knows if there is a pervert living in the neighbors in this world?"
"You..." Li Jing was obviously not very sharp with his words.
The bodyguard behind Duan Shihong said coldly: "I advise you not to mess with us, you can't afford to mess with our boss!"
The Heavenly Doll laughed and said, "That's because you don't know the truth."
Zhao Qianqian waved her hand and said, "It's all gone, it's a shame."
Duan Shihong and Li Jing glared at each other, and they left the stage slowly...
Zhao Qianqian frowned and looked at Li Jing, as if she had made up her mind and said, "Uncle Li, can I ask you a question?"
Li Jing said: "What?"
Zhao Qianqian said cautiously: "You...you don't think you have a crush on me, do you?"
"Pfft—" I, Tianjie Doll, and Lu Dongbin sprayed together, and Yang Jian also lowered his head to look at the ground...
Li Jing said frantically, "Why would I fall in love with you? How old are you?"
Zhao Qianqian patted her chest and said, "That's good, that's good, I'm really afraid that we won't even be friends if that happens." She said, "Can I ask one more question?"
"Say!" Li Jing's face was distorted beyond recognition.
"The Mickey you gave me, why didn't you move after you left?"
"Uh..." Li Jing looked at me asking for help.
I interrupted: "High-tech things are easy to break. You spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a computer with top-level configuration and sometimes you have to restart it. When have you ever seen your iron dustpan have a blue screen?"
Zhao Qianqian didn't ask too many questions. Children nowadays don't find it strange, and she must understand that we did something wrong. As for the details, she didn't bother to think about it.She looked at the Celestial Doll and asked me, "Xiaoqiang, who is this?"
"This..." I just discovered a very serious problem. The Celestial Doll will accompany me in a physical form in the future, and I haven't figured out how to explain it to the people around me.
Tianjie doll hugged my shoulder affectionately and said: "Fat Xiao, we are Fa Xiao!"
Zhao Qianqian asked suspiciously: "You are not much older than me, right? When Xiaoqiang was in junior high school, you just went to kindergarten?"
"I just look young, but in fact I'm already twenty—" The Celestial Doll looked at me, and was already preparing to talk nonsense.
I stretched out my palm on the side of my thigh and shook her vigorously, which meant to tell her not to talk nonsense, she couldn't start with "two" at all like that.
Tianjie Doll looked at my slap and said, "Oh, I'm already 25!"
I cover my face.
Zhao Qianqian couldn't believe it: "You are not real, are you? You look eighteen at most!"
"Your mother doesn't look like 32 either!" the baby slipped out.
"Have you seen my mother?"
"Oh, I met Xiaoqiang once on the road, but we didn't have time to say hello."
Zhao Qianqian looked at me and at the doll, suddenly said: "Oh, I see, this is your girlfriend!"
I broke down and said, "Where did you see that?"
Zhao Qianqian winked at me and said, "Xiaoqiang, you have to cherish it, the little girl next door can easily fall in love with the big brother next door."
I waved my hand and said, "Stop talking nonsense, my neighbor is you!"
"Haha, I wouldn't fall in love with someone who shits and pees on my head every day!" Zhao Qian ran upstairs.
Li Jing said: "This woman is too crazy, I have to persuade Nezha to think about it!"
I looked at the Celestial Doll and said, "You have a side or no side, how did you deduce the 25?"
The baby said: "I'm doing this for your own good, why don't people call you a pedophile?"
……
The first thing I did when I got home was to show the photo to Liu Xiaoliu. She was the only one who had met Mo Jiaojiao before and met her again recently. I eagerly asked, "Is this girl in the photo Do you have any impression?"
Liu Xiaoliu shook his head: "No!"
"look carefully."
"I didn't even look carefully."
"Do you think this woman looks like Mo Jiaojiao?"
Liu Xiaoliu said, "Where did you come up with this conclusion?"
"This kind of awl face, the doll and I seem to have seen it somewhere."
Liu Xiaoliu paused and said, "I know where you guys met."
"Where is it?" I asked with the Celestial Doll.
Liu Xiaoliu opened a random website, pointed to the pop-up advertisements all over the screen, and said, "You can find as many as you want on the Internet with the kind of awl face you mentioned!"
(End of this chapter)
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