don't mess with me

Chapter 221
Out of the studio doll asked me, "Now what shall we do?"

I said viciously: "Go to the show!"

"Where to find it?"

After she asked this sentence, the two of us looked at each other blankly, and I asked her, "Do you think anyone can help us?"

The baby said: "Looking for friends."

Without thinking, I said, "You are my friends." Then we both turned our heads to look at Yang Jian, and I tentatively said, "Second brother, will you give me a show when the time comes?"

Yang Jian rolled his eyes and said, "What programs will I know? I used to be in charge of watching in the Heavenly Court."

I said helplessly: "You can act like three eyes and roll your eyes at the same time!" I thought about it, and the friends in Tianting seemed to be unable to help. Lu Dongbin's cheating magic was useless. Li Jing was a marshal. The CCTV Spring Festival Gala didn't say anything about getting the admiral to sing a song or something.Nezha's three heads and eight arms are too scary, and it overlaps with magic shows, Liu Xiaoliu is the same...

Thinking of magic programs, I suddenly thought of Wang Yisan, whom I met in "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons", that jiu-jitsu madman. Any two organs in his body that are thousands of miles apart can easily join forces. First-rate, but it's a pity that I met a hotter girl than him and me who spoiled the situation.If he is willing to attend my party, it will be another strong support, and he will support two types of programs with Spice Girls.

When we participated in the draft last time, we were a little unhappy at the beginning. Wang Yisan is a bit arrogant, but he is not bad. Later, we cooperated once, and my friendship with him is more reliable than the hot girl.

I rummaged through the phone for a long time to find his number and dialed it. After a long time, Wang Yisan answered the phone and said weakly, "Xiaoqiang, what do you want from me?"

I smiled and said, "Are you breaking your legs?"

Wang Yisan was stunned for a moment and said, "I'm not a centipede breaking some legs?" He didn't seem to be in a very high mood.

I said awkwardly: "Uh, let's talk about business with you, are you interested in participating in the Spring Festival Gala of the local satellite TV?"

"Local satellite TV?" Wang Yisan said, "What, they are looking for you?"

"No, tell me first if you are interested?"

Wang Yisan said, "Not interested."

"Oh." I tentatively said, "Are you afraid that the money will not be in place?"

"No."

"Any other arrangements?"

"Not at all."

I told the truth: "Brother Wang is like this. I am the director of this Spring Festival Gala. I came here to ask you to help and save the scene."

Wang Yisan was stunned for a while and then said, "Then congratulations."

"Then are you going to come or not? If you come to acrobatics, I won't find anyone else."

Wang Yisan sighed and said, "Xiaoqiang, it's not that I don't help you, it's that I have some problems during this period, and it's not suitable for me to be on the show again."

"what happened?"

Wang Yisan said dejectedly: "Don't ask, I can only say that our industry is really difficult to do. If I had to choose again, I would definitely not go back to my old job." Just hung up the phone.

I sighed and said, "It seems that this guy can't get down—who should we find next?"

Wa Wa also sighed and said, "It can only be someone who knows who we are familiar with - go to Bai Jin'er!"

……

There is still a long queue at the entrance of the labyrinth world, and the monsters are also busy with their duties in an orderly manner, but the work of selling tickets at the window has been replaced by the blue lion. The other monsters have now learned to be independent. Only this lion Can't do anything, and temporarily took over the position of Great Immortal Lu Li.

When we went, Immortal Hu Li was wearing security clothes and holding the window with one arm to maintain order while chatting with Qing Shi Jing. I asked Huang Feng strange in a low voice: "Aren't these two fighting?" They are all cats, who is it? The king of the forest has also been inconclusive. I'm afraid they will stage a full-scale martial arts at any time.

Huang Feng smiled strangely: "No fight, and the relationship is very good, but sometimes there are disputes over which meat is delicious, whether it is roasted medium-rare or medium-rare."

I nodded and said, "What is Baixiang responsible for now?"

Huang Feng said strangely: "He, he still drives a big car and takes care of the purchase."

Bai Jin'er came out to greet him and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, why are you free today?"

I pulled her into the office and said, "I'm sorry to say it, but your Brother Xiaoqiang has something to do with you."

Bai Jin'er smiled and said, "I know, just tell me."

When I mentioned the need for investment in the Spring Festival Gala, Bai Jin'er hesitated for a moment and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, the underground labyrinth will open soon. Although we need publicity, we don't have much money."

I rubbed my hands together and said, "I also know that you are not rich, but I really can't do anything about it. It's not so easy to account for people's money now, I can only start with my own people."

Bai Jin'er asked, "Is 20 enough?"

"It's definitely not enough, but I'm surprised that you can come up with 20 yuan." Bai Jin'er still has a lot of people here, and the scale of the maze world is also limited there. This amount of money is not enough for her now. Counting decimals.

Bai Jin'er said: "If you need it urgently, I can still make up so much."

I waved my hand and said, "Forget it, I'm not such a fool, I'll name you when the time comes."

Bai Jin'er said: "That...you are still a legal person of the labyrinth world, is it appropriate to do this?" She was very legally conscious.

I smiled wryly and said, "I don't care about this now, I'm so worried about the show."

The Silver Horn King came up and said, "For a four-hour show, why don't you have thirty or so programs?"

I worried: "Isn't it?"

Silver Horn Dawang said: "Actually, based on the 10 minutes of each program, there are more than 20 is enough."

I shook my head and said, "Ten minutes of cross talk sketches are okay, how can you last 10 minutes for a song? Can you find a group of stutterers to sing?"

King Yinjiao said: "It's not that I haven't seen the party. Of course, a song can't be sung for 10 minutes, but don't you have to add the host's introduction? How can a large party be hosted by one person? Four people! Each person It’s not difficult to say a word of New Year’s greetings, tease each other for two or three minutes, right? The singer sings for four or five minutes, and the host comes up again to thank, and one or two minutes has passed.”

I suddenly said: "The hosts of the Spring Festival Gala often co-author it to delay time?"

Wawa said: "It's definitely not CCTV's. They can't get in the programs they want to put in, but we can try this method-find more hosts who can speak well and not be annoying."

I asked King Yinjiao directly: "Which of you is the poorest?"

King Yinjiao held his chin seriously and said, "Let me help you think about it."

Bai Jin'er suddenly chuckled and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, you are really looking for a donkey by riding a donkey. Haven't you seen the eloquence of our boss?"

I grabbed King Yinjiao and said, "That's right, it's you, you are the poorest person I've ever seen, oh monster!"

King Yinjiao yelled in dissatisfaction: "How do you talk? How do you talk? What is riding a donkey to find a donkey? What is poverty?"

I apologized and said with a smile: "Then let's revise it right away. Bai Jin'er's sentence should be changed to 'I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain, I only live in this mountain', and I changed this sentence to a master of both wisdom and beauty, humor and humor!"

King Yinjiao said: "You don't want me to host it for you, do you?"

"Then why do you think I'm praising you?" I thought about it carefully, King Yinjiao is eloquent, and most of the time he still has something to say, even if he wants to fool you, he is out of his mind...

King Yinjiao suddenly worried about gain and loss and said: "Oh, I have to think about it, such a big stage... I'm going to mess it up and embarrass our two brothers."

I just wanted to encourage him a few words, but the baby Leng Ding said: "In fact, not many people watch it!"

King Silver Horn thought over and over again: "If you really want me to go on, I will try, but you have to find me one or two partners, I can't just talk to myself on the stage by myself - the hostess is sure You have to have that kind of vase." Then he asked me, "Do you want the lively and unlimited style of Hong Kong and Taiwan, or the cheap-mouthed ones at the Oscar ceremony?"

"...Can you be a good *** first?"

"Hey, it can be done."

I rubbed my temples and said, "Then let's make this decision first, and then figure out what to do when other people choose me." I told Bai Jin'er, "You'd better give me another show, singing and dancing are fine, the most lacking is language programs .”

Bai Jin'er laughed and said, "We are not good at this."

Yang Jian said: "Didn't you monsters sing and dance around the bonfire with nothing to do in the past? You can't do it when you use it seriously?"

Bai Jin'er said displeased: "Anyway, I can't light a fire in my bottomless pit!"

I whispered: "Second brother can't talk, so you should take it as an insult to me."

Bai Jin'er said helplessly, "Then let me ask everyone what they think."

……

After I got out of the park, the doll comforted me and said, "Finally, I have gained something. I have won 20 sponsorships and I have decided on a host."

When I got home and walked upstairs, I happened to meet Zhao Guozhong coming down from the third floor. When he saw me, he said, "I just went up to find you, and there is no one in your house."

"Brother Zhao, what do you want me to do?"

"Go up and I'll talk to you in detail."

After entering the house, Zhao Guozhong said to me: "It looks like this. It seems that I will settle in the mainland in the future, so I want to start a small business."

"Oh." I said, "Sanliansheng gave you all your money?"

Zhao Guozhong nodded.

I said, "Then what business does Brother Zhao want to do?"

Zhao Guozhong said: "I want to open a Taiwanese tea restaurant."

"Taiwan-style?" I wondered, "I've only heard of Hong Kong-style tea restaurants. What's Taiwan-style like?"

Zhao Guozhong said: "Hey, it's actually similar to those in mainland China, but I want to decorate it a little more romantically, and find a date place for young couples who have watched Korean dramas and Taiwanese dramas."

"Oh." I suddenly said, "You are more formal than content."

Zhao Guozhong said: "Of course the chef has to find the best."

I said, "Has the place been chosen?"

Zhao Guozhong said: "I came to you just for this matter. Now I am optimistic about two places, one is the former department store center on the corner of the street in our community, and the other is the commercial center in the center of the city's business district. Building."

"Department store?" I thought for a while, and I immediately got an impression in my mind. There is a department store near our community. In the early years, it was even a well-known shopping place in the local area, but in recent years The business of large shopping malls and supermarkets is deserted, and it is indeed heard that they will be transferred.

I said, "So what's your problem?"

Zhao Guozhong said: "I just want to ask your opinion, which of these two places is more suitable? The department store center is spacious, but it is a bit remote. The central business district is prosperous, but it is only about 200 square meters."

"It's only more than 200 square meters?" I laughed and said, "Brother Zhao, you are not doing a small business." The rent of these two places alone might cost millions of dollars a year. To Zhao Guozhong, it is like To open a cold drinks stand is an understatement.

Zhao Guozhong smiled and said, "I just want to find someone to do for myself, what do you think?"

I spread my hands and said, "I don't understand this at all."

"It's okay, just say whatever you want."

I said: "In my opinion, a department store is more suitable. Although it is a bit out of the way, but you are running a specialty store, as long as you have a good reputation, people don't care about the distance. Moreover, it is easy to park and the pace is slow. People will eat there more emotionally. "

Zhao Guozhong said happily: "Yes, I think so too-then I will buy it in the afternoon."

I was taken aback again and said, "You want to buy that piece of land?"

Zhao Guozhong said: "Is it rented?"

I said speechlessly: "It seems that the underworld in Taiwan can make a lot of money!"

Zhao Guozhong laughed and said, "Do you have spare money to invest in? I will give you dividends at the end of the year, don't worry, I will pay you back if you lose, and I will return you with interest anyway." He was repaying me in disguise. Society members are not short of money at all!
I said: "All my spare money now is less than [-] yuan..."

"Haha, Xiaoqiang really knows how to joke—" He opened the door and was about to leave.

I hurriedly said: "Brother Zhao, wait a minute, don't you plan to do some advertising for the opening of your new store?"

Zhao Guozhong said: "Do you have any acquaintances in this area? I have thought about it too, but I am not a chain store. Is it too worthless to advertise on CCTV?"

I jumped on my feet and said, "Of course it's not worth it! You are shooting mosquitoes with cannons, and people from other places fly to eat your Taiwanese food?"

"That's right, so I hesitated later."

I raised my hand and said, "Don't hesitate, the advertisement must be run, but I will change the place for you, how about our local satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala?"

"Spring Festival Gala?" Zhao Guozhong was taken aback, obviously he had some understanding of the power of the Spring Festival Gala in mainland China.

I said, "It's not CCTV, it's our local station."

"Do you know their director?"

"I am the director!"

After hearing this, Zhao Guozhong took a step back and looked at me carefully. I was embarrassed and said, "I'm not bragging."

"I know you're not bragging. If you say you're a Martian, I'll believe you who can beat Sanliansheng away without a sound!" Zhao Guozhong pointed at me and smiled inscrutably, "I knew you were Socialists with government background!"

I said weakly, "I don't want to explain to you much, but I need to explain the matter clearly to you - I contracted this Spring Festival Gala, it's true, but I have to be responsible for the expenses, so I have to ask for sponsorship."

Zhao Guozhong said: "Understand, is one million enough?"

"Are you going to name it or embed it?"

Zhao Guozhong said: "You can give whatever you want, and I don't care."

I took his hand and said excitedly, "Thank you for your support of mainland literature and art!"

Zhao Guozhong said: "There are still two months before the Spring Festival, what if my store hasn't opened yet?"

Wawa said: "We'll add the words 'coming soon' to you before it opens."

Zhao Guozhong said happily: "Then let's do this."

I said again: "Wait, there is one more thing, can you give me a show?"

Zhao Guozhong pointed at himself and said blankly, "I'm on the show?"

I said, "Yes, you, sister-in-law and Qianqian went up to sing a song or something."

Zhao Guozhong waved his hands again and again and said: "No, no, our family has three voices and five voices. You are hosting the Spring Festival Gala and not a community association. Are we going to make sense?"

I said frustratedly: "To tell you the truth, money is not the main issue now, we don't even have a clue about the show."

Zhao Guozhong scratched his head and said, "If I'm still in Sanliansheng, I can help you find a few first-line stars in Taiwan."

I said, "It's okay, you've done me a favor by sponsoring me."

Zhao Guozhong murmured: "If you even want my songs for this party, why do I feel that my money is going to be wasted."

……

Liu Xiaoliu still didn't come back after dinner, Yang Jian began to look a little restless, in order to strengthen my protection, he could only stay with me and my baby around the clock, so Liu Xiaoliu's matter had to be put aside for now.

After eight o'clock, Yang Jian's expression was already very anxious. There is a saying that a father seeing his daughter fall in love with someone for the first time is like a farmer seeing the cabbage he planted being beaten by a pig. Yang Jian's expression is more like waiting for himself Go out and go home with cabbage arched by pigs.

At a quarter to nine, Liu Xiaoliu's voice came from the corridor, and then the voice reached the door. I leaned over the cat's eye and saw Liu Xiaoliu and Lin Hai holding hands and saying goodbye.Liu Xiaoliu lowered his voice and said, "I'll wait for you at the same place tomorrow."

Lin Hai said helplessly, "Do we have to act like undercover agents? Why on earth does your cousin disagree with us being together?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "He's got that donkey temper, please accommodate him a bit, and I'll tell him slowly."

I was almost amused when I heard it, and then I saw a big face also stuck to the door and came face to face with me, it was Yang Jian.

Lin Haidao: "Your father agreed, why should he intervene?"

Yang Jian opened the door fiercely, and said coldly, "You two come in and talk!"

Lin Hai said angrily, "Just come in, I've wanted to have a serious talk with you for a long time." He strode in, Liu Xiaoliu could only follow behind with his head down, Yang Jian closed the door and said, "Do you want to talk to me?" Talk about what?"

Lin Haidao: "That's the question just now, why did you prevent me from being with Xiao Liu?"

Yang Jian said lightly: "Do you want me to tell the truth?"

Lin Haidao: "Of course!"

My heart fluttered for a moment, and I really couldn't figure out how Yang Jian was going to tell the truth.

Yang Jian said, "Because you are not good enough for my sister."

Lin Hai was stunned and said, "What?"

Yang Jian said: "You heard me right, you are not good enough for my sister, what's the problem?"

I sighed, Yang Jian, this is the truth, Liu Xiaoliu is the sixth princess of heaven, she used to be unparalleled in beauty, but now she is a village girl who collects rags, and Lin Hai is the captain of the criminal police team, she looks good at all ages, look It looks like the family background is good, so Lin Hai couldn't react when Yang Jian said this.

Yang Jian pointed at Lin Hai and said, "Do you think you have a good job, and you can marry whoever you want with a little money in your family? Some things are not what you think, and there will be no results between you." He turned to Liu Xiaoliu said, "Cousin, you should be aware of this too. You'd better take this opportunity to explain it to him."

Everyone looked at Liu Xiaoliu, Lin Hai looked extremely nervous.

Liu Xiaoliu walked up to Lin Hai without saying a word, took his arm and said, "Okay, then I will make it clear today that I have decided to be with Lin Hai, no matter what you say, it will not move my determination. !"

Lin Hai excitedly said: "Xiao Liu, thank you!"

Yang Jian said coldly, "Do you really want me to tell him the truth?"

Liu Xiaoliu's expression was evasive, but in the end he gritted his teeth and said, "You can do whatever you want!"

Lin Hai said blankly: "What are you talking about? Could it be that he is not your cousin but actually your ex-boyfriend? That doesn't matter! I love you now, and my previous experience has nothing to do with me."

Yang Jian hesitated to speak, I hastily stepped forward and whispered: "Second Brother, you must not expose your identities!"

Yang Jian suddenly sighed and said to Liu Xiaoliu: "Cousin, you should think about it, I have already listed the consequences of your union with him."

Lin Hai became more and more confused: "What consequences?"

Yang Jian said: "Lin Hai, if I ask you to give up your current career for my sister, will you agree?" Yang Jian saw that the matter was irreversible and wanted to join Lin Hai in the army. Lin Hai's finding Liu Xiaoliu was mainly to see her With a safe appearance and strong psychological quality, as a criminal policeman who has been away from home all year round, there are good reasons for doing this, but if he quit the policeman, why would he find an ugly monster based on his conditions?
Lin Hai's expression was tangled, obviously he was engaged in a fierce ideological struggle, from this it can be seen that his feelings for Liu Xiaoliu are still very serious.

Liu Xiaoliu shouted: "That's enough, cousin, don't make trouble anymore, no matter what Lin Hai's status is, it won't prevent us from loving each other!"

Lu Dongbin whispered: "There are no Korean dramas in the sky, why does this girl want to fall in love with someone like she has been poisoned?"

The baby said: "In the sky, people love her because of her beauty and status. On earth, there is only one man who treats her as a treasure. Can she not be crazy?"

Liu Xiaoliu said to Lin Hai: "Go back first, everything will be business as usual tomorrow—see you at the old place."

Lin Hai won a decisive victory in this battle, and he glanced at Yang Jian proudly and went out. I sent him to the corridor and said to him: "Don't think too much, isn't Xiao Liu's cousin The bad guy is just too sensitive sometimes."

Lin Haidao: "I know he's not a bad guy - all the bad guys are with me, but why does he insist on tearing us apart?"

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Leave everything to time! Don't worry, Xiao Liu has already expressed her opinion, she will be yours sooner or later."

Lin Hai turned joyful again and said, "Okay, you can go back."

I grabbed him and said, "Hey, let your criminal police team give me a show. Aren't you all capable people who can break bricks and fly needles through glass?" Then I talked about the Spring Festival Gala with He said it again, Lin Hai was immersed in happiness and couldn't extricate himself, probably didn't listen carefully to what I said, just said, "Our public security system has its own party, and we don't care about it anymore." I still want to say something. He has already gone downstairs lightly, and I can only come back with a sigh.

Wa Wa laughed and said, "Why are you like a primary school art committee?"

"How do you say this?"

"See who makes a show!"

(End of this chapter)