don't mess with me

Chapter 24

After leaving the barber shop, Nezha has a new look. He is carrying a handbag in which are his three treasures and old clothes. Just from his appearance, no one would think that he is the second-generation army who loves to provoke right and wrong. .

I said: "Brother, since you are down, relax and relax. Tell me if you want to eat or play." Many people like Monkey King, but I like Nezha even more. Monkey King jumped out of a rock and has no identity. He has no status, although he has learned a lot of skills, but he is angry with the world, and he has repeatedly fought against the heavens just for a false name. In fact, Liu Laoliu directly made him the Monkey King. In fact, he didn’t have so much trouble later. Being oppressed by Tathagata under the Five Fingers Mountain, he was forced to follow Tang Seng by fate. He endured humiliation all the way and finally became a fight against Buddha. The history of Monkey King's struggle is the history of struggle and compromise of small people. He knows it himself.

Nezha is completely different. As the second generation of all kinds (military, rich, official, and even a princeling), he has an enviable background and rich clothes since he was a child. He provoked Ao Bing, who was also famous in the East China Sea Afterwards, he didn't rely on his identity to call two trucks of special forces to take revenge. He chose the East China Sea Dragon Palace based on his real skills, and beat Ao Bing into a super disabled man based on the principle of eliminating all evil. show mercy.

According to Li Jing's face, Nezha admits his mistake and then asks the master. The major incident could have been reduced to a minor one, but the eight-year-old Nezha did not stop doing anything, and simply beat up the Dragon King of the Four Seas who was going to sue the imperial court. He never admits his mistakes and never forgives them, causing Li Jing to sever his father-son relationship for fear of being implicated. Nezha is even more like a bird. After being rescued by his master, he went to find his father to settle accounts without hesitation. The grievances and grievances are clear, so the history of Nezha's struggle is even more great and decisive. The battle of Nezha is the resistance of the prophets and wise men to traditional ethics-uh, forgive me for another occupational disease, but I just like Nezha a little more.

Nezha said: "Brother Xiaoqiang, I don't want anything, so hurry up and send me back to heaven."

"Uh... I praised you in my heart for a long time just now, can you give me some reaction?"

Nezha smiled at me: "If I don't go back quickly, the heavenly soldiers and generals will suffer greatly."

I jumped on the spot: "It's always said that there are hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals. They won't all fall, right?" If the 10 brothers are going to fall, the government will only give one definition: refugees!I asked Tianjie Doll, "How many emotional coins do I need to send Nezha back?"

Tianjie Doll said: "Don't think so much for now, I'm afraid you will despair."

At this moment, a strange phone call came in. I was upset at first, so I answered angrily, "Hello, who is it?"

The other party was taken aback, and tentatively asked, "Is it Xiao Wang?"

The address was wrong, but the voice was very familiar, so I hesitated even more: "Who are you?"

"I'm Teacher Gao."

"Gao..." I immediately realized that it must be Gao staring, and hurriedly changed my tone and said, "Mr. Gao, hello, hello." I pretended to be Zhao Qianqian's uncle, so naturally I said my surname was Wang.

Gao Bingyan cautiously asked, "Did I interrupt your creation?"

"Oh, I encountered some bottlenecks, but it has nothing to do with you. It's because my qualifications and knowledge are too shallow. It's a macro problem..." I immediately turned into a wolf with a big tail.

"I sometimes encounter this problem when writing articles. My advice to you is not to be impatient, maybe you will figure it out soon."

I laughed and said to myself that if you have something to do, you should speak up quickly, and the hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals will not eat you.If it wasn't for the fear that Zhao Qianqian would be implicated, why would I want to argue with her?

Gao Bingyan continued to speak in a leisurely manner: "A very interesting story happened to Mao Dun when he was writing. It was when he was writing "Midnight"..."

I said helplessly, "Mr. Gao, are you okay?"

Gao stared and said: "Oh, I mean when you can't write, you might as well go out and relax. Do you have time in the afternoon?"

"In the afternoon... do you have any other suggestions?" I thought to myself, does Gao Bingyan have a dual personality, usually with a dignified appearance, but on holidays he wears black-framed glasses and a tight leather jacket to go to the bar for a drink?I can’t help but feel a little cold, actually, compared to this, I’m more afraid that Gao Dingyan will invite me to the library to talk about literature...

Gao glared and said kindly, "That's right. My girl also loves literature. I'm usually busy with work, so I don't have time to chat with her. If you're not busy in the afternoon, why don't you come out to meet and make friends?"

"what?"

"She is working as a nurse in our city hospital. She is 25 this year."

"what?"

"By the way, my girl is just like you. She is also very nervous when she meets the opposite sex, and she can't even speak. I think if you two are together, you may have a common language."

"Ah?" My whole body was instantly drenched in cold sweat. Damn... This damn is trying to introduce someone to me!
"Hey, do you have time this afternoon?"

"I... I try my best."

"It seems that there is, so let's make it so. I've reserved a seat for you at the Rhine Cafe for 2 o'clock in the afternoon. It's agreed."

I smiled wryly and said, "Teacher Gao is quite fashionable." Didn't this old Miejue arrange for us to go to the library?
Gao stared and said with a smile: "I'm not an old man either. Don't young people nowadays pay attention to an atmosphere? Okay, then I'll ask my daughter to contact you when the time comes. Her name is Lula."

After hanging up the phone, I rushed to a cold drink stand and poured a bottle of iced mineral water. The cold sweat was still breaking out layer by layer. Nezha wondered: "Brother Xiaoqiang, what kind of kung fu did you practice—you are more like Haili than Ao Bing!" of it."

I ignored anyone and called Wang Fang directly.After the call was connected, I covered my face and said, "Find me Zhao Qianqian!"

Wang Fang handed the phone to her daughter in bewilderment, and whispered, "It's Xiaoqiang's call, looking for you." Hearing the voice on the phone, they were all at the airport, Zhao Guozhong said with a smile, "Why is Xiaoqiang looking for Qianqian?"

"Hello?" Zhao Qianqian answered the phone.

"You messed with me!" I gritted my teeth.

"What did I do to you?"

"Gao Bingyan wants to introduce her daughter to me, what are you talking about?"

"Pfft—hahahaha." Zhao Qianqian was stunned for a moment, then laughed wildly, "I said she was very affectionate when she asked you for your phone number, so she wanted to be your mother-in-law."

I lamented: "I've been fine these two days, my father-in-law and mother-in-law are all here, and I'm not a family yet."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Don't worry about it. By the way, have you seen her daughter?"

"No."

"Fuck, if I have the same virtue as her, I might as well die. I've decided. I won't go this afternoon."

Zhao Qianqian became anxious immediately: "Don't, what if you don't want to go to me? I'm in his hands."

"Then you can't sacrifice your brother Xiaoqiang's happiness!"

"One year, you can bear it for one year. At worst, I will transfer to the science class in the second year of high school."

"I can't bear it for an hour. She said that her daughter can't speak when she meets a man. She thinks that's why I introduced my daughter to me. Wouldn't it be exposed as soon as I met a light talker like me?"

Zhao Qianqian held back her smile and said, "Maybe she's a beautiful woman, just hold back and don't speak?"

"Then we will just stare at each other in silence all afternoon? Not say a word?"

"What if we meet eyes?"

"Stop talking, I won't go anyway."

"Xiaoqiang, I beg you, I promise I will transfer to science next year."

"Don't talk about how great you are, you're already partial to science."

"It's just a year, and you're idle if you're idle." Zhao Qianqian whispered, "If you don't agree to me, I will die without a place to bury you. You should pity me! Besides, maybe people will look down on you , wouldn’t everyone be happy?”

"Don't provoke me, it's useless!"

"Then I'll take it as if you agreed, thank you Xiaoqiang!" Zhao Qianqian hung up the phone involuntarily.

"You..." I put away the phone in a daze, and the owner of the cold drink stand reached out to me and said, "Here, two bottles of water are 4 yuan."

The Celestial Doll asked me, "Xiaoqiang, what are you going to do?"

I asked it back: "Do you think I will go or not?"

"Go, go, I also want to meet a woman who can't speak when she sees a man these days."

Nezha said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, are you busy?"

Only then did I realize: I still have Nezha with me, it must be too late to go home now, it seems that I have to take Nezha to go on a blind date.Thinking of this, I suddenly came up with a plan - why not just make the mistake, and bring someone on a blind date, the other party should understand my thoughts, right?
I waved my hand and said, "Go, go on a blind date with brother!"

The Rhine Cafe is really not close to us. When I rushed over, it was half an hour before the appointment time. When I arrived at the card room that Gao Bingyan had booked, I picked up the menu and looked around, and ordered a meal for Nezha first. , Then ordered a cup of coffee, thinking to myself: Gao staring daughter, why is this Lula speechless when she meets a man? My situation is just nonsense. Is there really such a disease in this world?After thinking about it for a while, I realized that this must have something to do with Gao Bingyan's education method. It is conceivable that with such a mother, this girl may not have seen a man at the age of 20, right?
At this moment, a woman's weak voice said: "Excuse me... are you Zhao Qianqian's uncle?"

I looked up, and saw that the girl had long hair and shawls, and was wearing a somewhat outdated white dress. She had delicate features, and although she could not be said to be stunning, she was still an eye-catching beauty.

The Celestial Doll whistled - MB has quite a few skills!

"You're Lula?"

"it's me."

"I'm Zhen...Wang Tingqiang, please sit down." I glanced at my watch. The time is now 1:50. It's really rare for a girl who arrives early for this kind of appointment, which also shows that she is very nervous, lest something unexpected happen. place, so simply get in place ahead of time.

She sat across from me and nodded and smiled at Nezha when she saw outsiders were present. Nezha went in without knowing it. I signaled him to just eat, so Nezha continued to eat with his head down.

Lula and I were left sitting opposite each other, looking at me and looking at you. No one knew what to say. After a while, Lula smiled slightly and said, "It seems that what my mother said is true, you see Girls can't talk anymore."

(End of this chapter)