don't mess with me

Chapter 262 The Clingy Goblin
As Yang Jian and Jiuling Yuansheng raised the two large water tanks above their heads, Li Jing, Lu Dongbin, Ruyi Immortal, Hundred-eyed Demon Lord, and the four spider spirits stood facing each other, and the courtyard was suddenly tense.

Nian Beast looked at us and at Black Bear Monster and the others, and took a step back consciously: "Let me declare first, I am not helping each other, and the things between you have nothing to do with me."

Li Jing said: "Aren't we in the same trench?"

Nian Beast said hesitantly: "I ate two bowls of dog food in your trenches, and our friendship has not reached the point of working hard for you."

The black bear monster laughed and said: "This thing has a bright mind, I don't know if eating it will make you smarter?"

The scholar in white said: "Anyway, I don't like to eat dog meat."

Lu Dongbin teased Nian Beast: "They are calling you a dog again!"

The Nian beast just retreated to the corner without making a sound. I sighed and said, "Brother Bin, don't count on it. If it wasn't timid, it wouldn't have said anything about the New Year."

Yang Jian couldn't bear his temper at this time, holding up the water tank and shouting: "Xiaoqiang, run!"

Liu Xiaoliu came out from behind us and said, "Nonsense, can we run away?" As soon as she raised her head, a female voice in the room asked in surprise, "Who are you, why do you look like this?"

Liu Xiaoliu touched his face subconsciously and said, "What did I look like? Have I changed back?"

When we look back, Liu Xiaoliu is still that unparalleled beauty.

The woman who spoke ran out of the room, stared straight at Liu Xiaoliu and said, "Who are you?"

Jiuling Yuansheng interjected: "In the sky and on the earth, the only one who can be so beautiful is the rumored Sixth Princess? Although I have never met, I have known you for a long time."

I glared at him and said, "Hold your urn, are you still in the mood to see beautiful women at this time?"

The woman who came out of the room was not very old, she was extremely slender, but she had a round and chubby face, but she was not ugly at all, she was full of surprise, and she didn't know whether it was emotion or jealousy: "You look so good-looking! If I can have half of you, I will be satisfied."

I saw a girl coming out of a group of monsters, and I couldn't help saying: "Oh, these bastards are really evil. None of them were human, but they robbed a human girl as a plaything-girl, don't be afraid, we will rescue you right now." ...uh, to die with you."

The round-faced girl glared at me but didn't respond, and suddenly turned to Li Jing and said sharply, "Give me back my mask!"

Li Jing asked in astonishment, "Mask?"

The round-faced girl said angrily, "Don't you know me?"

Lu Dongbin and I looked at each other, and we secretly speculated: Li Jing and a girl are not clear about it, and somehow they took her mask, there may be something behind it, I didn't see it, Lao Li usually looks good Yes, I actually like to hook up with Xiaoyuanlian in private...

The round-faced girl shouted angrily: "I am Liang Peiyun!"

We suddenly said: "So it's you!" We met her for the last time at the entrance of the hotel on the night of the New Year's Eve. Since then, we have lost news of Liang Peiyun. Of course, we also know her true identity——Liang Peiyun Even the jade rabbit next to Chang'e became a star somehow, but she didn't look like this before. According to Yang Jian, her original appearance was seven or eight percent similar to Chang'e, but now a stunning beauty has become a The round-faced girl looks weird because of that mask.

Liu Xiaoliu said: "You said that mask, let me use it."

Liang Peiyun anxiously said: "Then you give it back to me now!"

Liu Xiaoliu spread his hands and said, "It's gone, I've become a fan."

I added in a low voice: "The powder is gone, let me apply it to my face."

Liang Peiyun wanted to cry, but she gritted her teeth and said, "That is the treasure that I stole through all kinds of hard work, and it was actually destroyed by you!"

Liu Xiaoliu said angrily: "You said that your broken mask also ruined my happiness. If I hadn't recovered my appearance, I might be engaged now!"

I hurriedly stopped her: "You are too Mary Sue. They just restored your appearance and didn't ruin your happiness. You are a cheap and good boy."

I let me finish what Liang Peiyun wanted to say, the rabbit spirit was angry and impatient, stomped his feet and said: "You ruined my mask, I want your life!"

Lu Dongbin said: "After talking for a long time, what is your mask?"

Liang Peiyun said angrily: "It's a treasure that Chang'e made with agar from laurel trees and various fairy grasses and exotic flowers. Even if a fairy uses it, it has the effect of maintaining beauty and beauty. Chang'e also regards it as a treasure. I managed to take advantage of her negligence. You stole the world, but you ruined it."

The baby said: "It's not ruined, isn't Xiao Liu prettier than your master after using it?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I understand. The thing has been applied to Chang'e's face for a long time, so I have a memory. If you stick it on your face, it will become indistinguishable from her appearance. If you are fine, you will be happy." You have to put on a mask because your face will change back to normal after a long time, and now that the mask is gone, you will completely change back."

Li Jing said: "Then why didn't Xiaoliu change into Chang'e's appearance after applying it?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I think it's because the mask has its own spirituality. Xiaoliu was originally beautiful, so it just repaired Xiaoliu's face. In the end, the aura was used up, and it turned into a ball of powder."

We nodded together: "It makes sense!"

Jiuling Yuansheng held up the water tank and shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, you quickly take down Zhen Tingqiang and the Tianjie Doll!"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord sneered and said: "It's time to work——Brother Ruyi, you go and deal with old Li Jing, and I and the white-clothed scholar will catch Lu Dongbin. , we will help you when we get it."

True Immortal Ruyi took out a pair of glove hooks from behind and said: "That's okay, he was the famous Marshal of Heavenly Soldiers when he was in the heavenly realm, I want to see what tricks he can do on the ground."

Li Jing and Lu Dongbin also knew that it would be useless to talk too much, and immediately fought with the other three. The black fur monster was holding Pippi in front of the window to watch the battle, and Liang Peiyun stared at Liu Xiaoliu with hatred in his eyes, as if he was ready to pounce on him at any time. Liu Xiaoliu didn't care. I found a clean place and sat down, rolled my eyes and said: "You are not satisfied with me, and I still think you are not pleasing to me. I originally wanted a man, but you made it with a broken mask. How are you doing now?" , didn’t send me a text message during Chinese New Year.”

Liang Peiyun said angrily: "Don't be so hypocritical, I'll catch you as a disfigured face to see if you still say that?"

Liu Xiaoliu beckoned and said, "Come here if you feel like it. If I hadn't used your broken mask, I would have scared you to death with the way I just went down to the world, and even talked nonsense with you - I'll pinch you when you come over." Come out with your shit!" Everyone in the courtyard was stunned in the midst of their busy schedules. The six princesses don't look like princesses at all now. A hacker's wife will at least reinstall the system. It's the same with the hooligan leader...

Rabbit Jing was intimidated by Liu Xiaoliu's domineering aura, and said in a low voice, "As long as you return my mask, I don't want to do anything to you."

Liu Xiaoliu spread his hands in a very lonely way: "No!"

Starscream walked up to me twisting the waist of the water snake, and said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, what shall we say?"

I also said cheerfully, "We're old friends now, so I don't think you need to be rough?" While protecting the doll behind my back, I took out a broken mop handle from the pile of trash next to me.

Starscream said gruffly: "Oh, you are going to fight with someone." Behind her, the three yellow, blue and green spiders followed suit and trembled with laughter—these girls have a very optimistic attitude towards life, always It's laughing.

With a stick in my hand, I suddenly said sternly: "Do it with you? It's a good idea!" I quickly turned around, pulled the doll and ran away, and at the same time rounded the stick and smashed it hard at the spider web that sealed the door. Unexpectedly, the stick As soon as I touched the spider web, I was firmly stuck to it. I slammed hard and didn't come back. The second time I slammed back, I almost hit my head. Those spider spirits laughed even harder when they saw it.

Starscream coquettishly said: "Why are you running away? What's wrong with following us? Our sisters are all like flowers and jade. Wouldn't it be a blessing to serve everyone together when the time comes?"

The baby took the time to complain: "This is the legendary clingy goblin, right?"

The green spider coquettishly said, "Are you okay?"

I said with a sullen face: "What a fart, except for the color of your hair, you sisters all look exactly the same, okay? I will find someone prettier than you and buy her a dozen wigs. The effect will be the same, and it will save money." !"

Wei Xiaobao's finding seven wives is certainly enviable, but they have all kinds of wives. Shuang'er is gentle and Ake is amazing. On the premise that I will not be color-blind in the future, treat me as a fool!

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