don't mess with me

Chapter 282 My Skateboard Shoes

At this time, the baby said: "Lin Hai, you have to be very careful of Su Daji recently, I'm afraid she will come back with a wicked heart."

I said to everyone: "Our Police Officer Lin is very destined to be a demon, and Su Daji has been coveting him for a long time."

The baby said: "You also have to be careful, how dangerous it is today."

Li Jing asked: "How did you collide with Su Daji?"

When I told what happened, everyone broke into a cold sweat.

Yang Jian said: "It seems that this time it was an accident, but the Bull Demon King stood by and watched you suffer, which means that at least he will not turn towards us."

Li Jing said to me: "It's not easy for you to escape from Su Daji. I heard that the thousand-year-old fox demon's charm is very powerful. Ordinary people will do whatever they want when they encounter it, even jumping into the fire pit is not a problem. .”

Lin Hai interjected, "I didn't think she was so powerful."

I quickly flattered Lin Hai with Liu Xiaoliu: "Your partner refused Su Daji's temptation without hesitation!" Liu Xiaoliu smiled sweetly.

Yang Jian said: "I'm very surprised that Xiaoqiang can escape this disaster."

I glared at him and said, "You think my brother is weak!" Speaking of which, I looked at Waowa awkwardly. We were in danger on the road. If it weren't for Doll's "mouth therapy", we probably wouldn't be much better now.

The baby found me looking at her, turned her head aside and pretended nothing happened, but her face was also flushed.

Li Jing raised which pot he didn't open, and said, "Hasn't the baby been tricked by Su Daji?"

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "Su Daji is just a thousand-year-old fox, but the doll is a ten-thousand-year magic stick." He changed his expression and said, "I heard that if Su Daji's seductive tricks fail once, they will never work for mortals. From this point of view, Xiaoqiang and Lin Hai are equivalent to getting a vaccination."

Yang Jian said: "It seems that the bull demon king is determined to remain neutral for the time being. This is neither good news nor bad news for us. Now the demons only have the Kyushu tripod in their hands. If you want to save enough emotional coins to fill the sky I have to deal with humans face to face like before, and I don't know what their next plan is?"

Lin Hai was a little confused by the huge amount of information: "The Bull Demon King? Mending the sky?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "I will talk to you slowly in the future."

At this time, a call came in, and I saw that it was from a hot girl.This girl helped me again on the Spring Festival Gala, but what she was thinking of was to break the "magic" of my big car change. It seemed that she was urging me to complete the agreement again.

I picked up the phone and said with a smile, "Isn't the beauty busy recently?"

Spice Girls are always straight to the point: "Have you heard that we have a colleague?"

"We? Going together?" I wondered, "You mean magic?" The hot girl didn't take me seriously before, and I was a little moved when the word "going together" came out of her mouth.

The hot girl said: "Yes, magic tricks."

I confessed: "Actually, I'm not in your circle at all, and I don't even know magic. What's wrong with a colleague?" I'm still a little curious, at least it's not easy to make a hot girl so caring.

The hot girl said: "I asked you because I know you don't know magic tricks. The new one has the same tricks as you. They all perform without routine. Evaluation, I thought he was with you."

I smiled bitterly and said, "Co-author, you still took me for a scam—what kind of magic did that person do?"

"Everything changes, long-range, close-up, and the most incredible thing is that he can perform flying in public."

I laughed and said, "You're still a master, don't you just hang on to Via for things like flying? This is less technical than playing cards."

The hot girl said: "Of course not, I can't see him hanging on Via from my eyes? And he is performing in People's Square, so there is no condition to hang on to Via."

"People's Square?" I was a little taken aback. It is the largest open-air square in this city. Who is performing magic tricks there?Everyone saw that my expression was wrong, and they all asked what was wrong. I signaled everyone to stop talking, and asked the hot girl, "Is the person you mentioned still in People's Square?"

The hot girl said: "I'm watching his performance right now, if you're interested, come quickly."

I put down the phone and announced to everyone: "The demons have finally made a move—someone is cheating on emotional currency in People's Square!"

Li Jing said: "Are you sure?"

I said, "Basically sure, the hot girl said there was a bird man there!"

Everyone stood up together and said: "It must be Wang Dapeng!"

Lin Hai was also a little excited and said, "What can I do for you?"

Wawa thought for a while and said: "You go to clean up the scene - there must be a lot of people watching there now, if you let these people leave, firstly, it will be easier for us to do it, secondly, as long as no one is watching, then Wang Dapeng will not be able to absorb the emotional currency. "

Lin Hai hesitated: "Is it appropriate to disperse the crowd in the square in broad daylight without reason?"

I said, "These people are the real people who don't know the truth. You can figure it out."

Lin Hai stomped his feet and started calling.

As we walked out and counted the number of people, I asked, "Where did Nezha go?" If we were going to deal with Wang Dapeng, we alone would not be enough.

Li Jing said: "He went to see Professor Mo early in the morning, and I will tell him to meet us directly!"

A group of us drove to People's Square in two cars with a murderous spirit. We said it was murderous, but in fact, everyone knew that this decisive battle would be fierce.

In the car, Yang Jian said disdainfully: "I thought Wang Dapeng would come up with a good idea, but in the end he used these little tricks to deceive people." We all know that Wang Dapeng has a pair of extra wings than others, and he doesn't use emotional coins to fly. And Yang Jian, the great gods, naturally didn't take the mere Royal Sky Flight seriously before.

The baby said: "Whether it's a small skill or not, it's fine to use it. I don't know how long it will take for them to accumulate enough emotional coins. If they really let them succeed, we will never have a chance to turn around."

Lin Hai drove the car very fast at the front, and we arrived near the People's Square after a short while, and I soon realized that something was wrong—there should not be so many people in People's Square, this is a place that can easily accommodate two people. A large square with 3 people, but there is nothing special about it except that there are old ladies dancing square dances in the morning and evening. Today, you can see the crowd on the third floor and the third floor outside the square.

After Lin Hai got out of the car, he started to contact his colleagues. We squeezed in without any explanation, which immediately caused a few big and thick men to stare and frown. to the front of the line.

I took a closer look and was startled, and said, "What's the matter with me?"

In the very center of the square, a low platform was built with old wooden boards, and a dilapidated public speaker was placed on the platform. The hair of the seven spider spirits shone brightly in the sun, and their navels were exposed to the piercing music. Dancing a perfunctory grass stage troupe dance, in the middle of the stage, a handsome young man stepped on two iron wheels and made various movements in the air two or three meters above the ground. He looked exactly like Nezha on the outside, but We all know at this moment that he is the famous Heisha God.

I thought it would be a cool scene for the demons to go out and collect emotional coins, but the result was surprising. If it weren't for the delicate waists of the seven spiders, this would be a promotional campaign for home appliances...

But I understand that Heisha God is actually performing with his real skills. He dances in mid-air by stepping on hot wheels. Naturally, he uses emotional coins. Although the height is not high from the ground, people really stay in the sky and watch It is precisely because of this that people stay together for a long time. Nowadays, people are well-informed, and even a few belly dancers can't attract so much attention.

Some people in the crowd who pretended to be knowledgeable began to comment: "It must be a wire."

Immediately someone said: "I didn't find the steel wire."

The previous man said: "It's about magic, let you find out that it can still be called magic? That David Copperfield claims to be able to make the Statue of Liberty disappear. If he really destroys Ou Heizi, don't worry about him? This In ancient times, it was called blindness."

Yang Jian asked us in a low voice: "Who discovered Wang Dapeng?"

Everyone shook their heads. Judging from the situation on the stage, apart from the seven spider spirits and Heisha God, there are no other demons, but if the demons want to absorb emotional coins, the Kyushu tripod must be nearby.

Lu Dongbin said: "Heisha God spends emotional coins to cast spells, isn't he afraid of attracting thunder?"

Li Jing suddenly said: "Presumably he has already taken precautions—could it be that the 'lightning rod' he developed was successful?"

Heisha God slowly raised the height, which was already four or five meters above the ground, and the people behind who could not see the stage also shouted. With a red-tasseled gun, Leng Ding turned somersault in mid-air. This is nothing on flat ground, but he is in the air at the moment. This somersault, it is clear at a glance whether he is hanging on the wire or not. clap up.

The doll said with a complicated expression: "This somersault is worth at least 100 emotional coins!"

Yang Jian said: "Let's do it now!"

I stopped him and said, "Let's wait until Lin Hai controls the situation! The demons did not hesitate to use emotional coins, and our fight might bring harm to the innocent."

At this time, Starscream took the microphone to incite the crowd and said, "Do you want to see something more exciting?"

Immediately, a man shouted: "Are you finally going to striptease?" It seems that Wukong is not as popular as striptease...

Heisha staggered angrily in mid-air, glaring at the man.

Starscream giggled and said, "You can watch the striptease anywhere, but the air show is just past this village and there is no shop here. Do you want to see him fly higher?"

The people below shouted: "Think!"

Starscream said: "It's useless to talk and think. Where are your applause and shouts? We don't need money or fame to perform here, just to make everyone happy, so don't begrudge your applause."

More and more people suddenly saw Heisha rising gradually, and the cheers and applause also increased sharply.

Heisha God seemed to be inspired, he smiled at the crowd, jumped up to a height of more than ten meters, accompanied by the exclamation of the people, he flew around the heads of the people on the Hot Wheels!In this vast square, there is no equipment that can hang steel wires. When he turned around, it showed that he was really flying in the sky, and the people also boiled, and many people applauded and cheered.

I smiled wryly and said: "People are suppressing first and then raising, this is a great move!" Heisha God seems to be very good at grasping people's psychology. At the beginning, he deliberately set up the stage as if he was singing a big show for the village officials, but this skill is unique. Everyone was shocked when the light came on, the emotional currency must have earned a lot.

At this time, five police cars slowly stopped on the outside of the square. Lin Hai got into the car and turned on the horn and said loudly: "Attention all residents in the square, we have to clear the square due to special reasons, please cooperate! Please cooperate!"

People are seeing the hot place who wants to walk away?Of course the people inside were unwilling to move, but the newcomers still squeezed in for some reason, and there was no sign of evacuation except for the chaos in the square.

Lin Hai waved his hand and said to his subordinates: "Action!"

These twenty or so policemen looked at each other and looked at you, all feeling at a loss.When the captain called with an urgent call, everyone thought that there was a big case, but unexpectedly, so many elites were called just to catch a few street jugglers, so no one moved for a while.

Lin Hai hurriedly said: "Obey the order!" He also saw the Heisha God changing tricks in the sky, and the captain of the criminal police who knew the truth saw that blood was about to flow here, so he couldn't help being anxious.

Only then did the policemen lazily circle around, advising people tepidly.

Some people in the crowd were dissatisfied: "Why does the urban management control everything?"

This sentence really reminds me of the urban management. Although most of them have learned to enforce the law in a civilized manner, after all, they are notorious and everyone is afraid of being harmed by temporary workers. The police are different, especially this time. The task is not four or six, and no one will really do anything outrageous to the masses, and more than [-] policemen have to maintain order for tens of thousands of people, which is like a drop in the bucket. At this moment, I still miss the nine golden flowers of the urban management.

Seeing the "troublemaker" coming, Heisha stepped on the Hot Wheels and swooped down, throwing the Qiankun circle in his hand, and rolled the hat of one of the policemen into the air, and the policeman was shocked when he covered his head , obviously, this is a warning!
People laughed coaxingly, and now they refused to leave.

Lin Hai could see that he was anxious, but there was nothing he could do. Under such circumstances, he would never draw his gun anyway.

With eyes full of anger, Yang Jian suddenly took off his helmet and said, "Baby, give me the emotional coins! I want to settle old scores with this guy!"

The baby said: "That day Lei——"

Yang Jian interrupted her and said, "Hei Sha God is not afraid of me, and neither is I, Yang, the thunder can't just target us that day!" He opened the third eye on his forehead, and shot a strong light at the Hei Sha God in the sky!
Yang Jian's Sky Eye has an extraordinary deterrent effect on the demons, and its power is also very powerful. Firstly, it can see the opponent's true form, and secondly, it has the effect of restraining the enemy's magic power. Limited, it didn't work much against Shang Jiuling Yuansheng and Wang Dapeng.

Sensing the glare of the glare, Heisha God stretched out his hand to block it, and then leaned over and said, "Oh, it's Yang Jian who has arrived!" Yang Jian's celestial eyes could only slightly affect his vision. It seems that Heisha God and Heisha God The strength of Jiuling Yuansheng is comparable.

The tip of the doll's hand flashed with brilliance, and it kept injecting emotional coins into Yang Jian's body. Yang Jian's whole body suddenly glowed aggressively. He rushed to the middle of the stage and threw the speaker with one hand. Shashen, Heisheshen turned the gun lightly, and tens of thousands of fragments were scattered from the sky.

At this moment, the onlookers said in horror: "Oh, it's not good, we're fighting!" Although the shards of the speakers weren't completely lethal, they were enough to hit their faces. The people in the front row started to run away, and the scene became even more chaotic. .

Yang Jian smashed a table with one kick, and flew to catch up with Heisha God with two table legs, and the two rolled and fought in mid-air.Seeing that the situation was not good, the seven spider spirits knew that they could not intervene, so they quietly escaped in the crowd.

The scene can be imagined—there are tens of thousands of people below, and there are two people in the sky, one with a gun and the other with two table legs fighting, let alone the midair of the People’s Square, such a lively scene can be seen even in the wild fields of the suburbs. It must attract onlookers!Some people in the square ran and some shouted, but most of them didn't leave!This includes the more than 20 policemen...

If things go on like this, without waiting for the demons to rule, the people themselves will have to make a mess first!I grabbed Lu Dongbin and said, "Brother Bin, think of a way!"

Lu Dongbin raised his hands as if waking up from a dream, and the figures of the two people in the sky suddenly disappeared from everyone's sight. I hurriedly asked, "What happened?"

Lu Dongbin wiped his sweat and said, "People are still in the sky, but I used a trick to hide the eyes, so ordinary people can't see it."

The doll pushed me and said, "You should do the rest!"

I immediately understood what she meant, and rushed to the stage and said loudly: "Okay, today's magic show is over, everyone just enjoy it, don't take it seriously."

The people below were at a loss: "It's really magic. I thought someone could fly." Some people asked, "How did your magic change?"

I said angrily, "Hanging Via!"

Someone also recognized me in a trance: "Aren't you the one who performed magic in "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons"?"

I waved my arms and said, "That's right, let me reiterate that all magic tricks are fake. Everyone should go to work, and everyone should go to school. This magic is too expensive, so we don't plan to change it in the future!"

"Boring!" Everyone scattered...

The baby said with lingering fear: "It's so dangerous, I almost lost control." She forced a smile and said, "The words you just said were not in vain. We earned dozens of emotional coins."

I saw that both Lu Dongbin and Li Jing raised their heads, stared nervously at the above, and said frantically, "I won't be able to see anyone else either!"

The baby said: "You put on the glasses Yuelao gave you."

I put it on for a try, and sure enough, I could see it again. I think Yuelao’s things are divine items, so wearing it is equivalent to opening the eyes of the sky.

At this time, Yang Jian and Heisha God are still fighting fiercely. A table leg in Yang Jian's hand has been smashed by the opponent's gun. The two of them hold their breath from time to time. Maybe it is not as convenient as the sky to use emotional coins to cast mana. This is my first time. Seeing two people fighting, most of the battles in the past were on the ground, regardless of the gods and demons, they fought recklessly with their arms and strength, and now they finally saw a real battle between gods and demons.It is a stream of light and color, and ordinary people will get floaters just by looking at it!
Li Jing's expression became more and more cramped, and he couldn't help but said: "Baby, let me try if my tower can still work!" He knew that there was a gap between his skills and the two people in the sky, so he didn't want a baby either. Give him emotional coins, probably seeing that Yang Jian was really struggling at this time, so he had to try his best.According to my current observation, Li Jing's pagoda has a special function, that is: anyone he can beat with his hands, the pagoda will leave as soon as he sucks it, and anyone he can't beat, the pagoda can't do anything to them...

Heisha shrugged his ears while fighting and said with a sneer, "You still have the habit of taking advantage of the fire!"

Li Jing's eyes were red, and he shouted: "Little bastard, what enmity do you have with my Li family? Why do you want to tarnish my child's reputation, and I almost wronged Nezha!"

Heisha raised his brows and said, "Did I tarnish his reputation? It's funny!"

Yang Jian said: "Li Tianwang, stay safe and don't be impatient, I will avenge you."

Heisha let out a haha ​​and said, "What a big tone, you are defeated!"

I observed the surroundings carefully, and found no suspicious people or things. It stands to reason that Wang Dapeng and Jiuzhou Ding must be nearby, but they haven't appeared yet.

Slowly, I also discovered that Yang Jian was at a disadvantage against Heisha God. First of all, his weapon was not in his hand.The skill of Heisha God is not inferior to that of Nezha. The battle between him and Yang Jian is no less than that of Lu Bu and Zhao Yun in the Three Kingdoms. Let's compare Yang Jian to Lu Bu. Zhao Yun has a spear at the moment, but he only has one The fluffy table legs are a big drop in both imposing manner and equipment; moreover, there is a wind fire wheel under Heisha God's feet, this thing whizzes around, and it is conservatively estimated that it can reach a speed of seventy miles when it is placed on the ground—— —It’s like two ordinary people fighting and one of them is wearing roller skates. Don’t think that the gods can fly and there is no means of transportation. You see, although Manjusri and Samantabhadra have boundless mana, they still have blue lions and white elephants as mounts. We mortals are the same, we can run, why do you drive?Nezha's Hot Wheels doesn't look too cool from the outside, but it's not slow. This is probably a low-key but efficient means of transportation specially prepared for him by his master Taiyi, considering that he is a backward person. The courier brother’s electric bicycle, Yang Jian, has no bonus in speed; finally, in addition to the Hot Wheels and the Red Tassel Spear, the Heisha God also has Huntian Ling and Qiankun Circle. Huntian Ling is a bundled item. Weapon, if you don’t use it, you have to guard against it, and Qiankun Circle is definitely a very aggressive orange weapon. Seeing that Heisha is as familiar with these weapons as Nezha, he picked up this and that in his hand. It didn't fall, which made people dazzled. Yang Jian was struggling to deal with it, and it seemed that he couldn't resist the enemy.

Lu Dongbin kept rubbing his hands and stomping his feet and said, "Wan Duzi, this is the end of Duzi!"

Lin Hai arranged for his colleagues to evacuate the crowd, and tiptoed to us and said, "What's the situation now?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I see you, hurry up and lead Xiao Liu away, this battle is enough."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "If this battle is lost, there will be no place to run, and besides, I can't possibly abandon my cousin." Then she said to Lin Hai, "Don't think too much, my cousin will follow me My brother is the same."

Lin Hai raised his head in a daze, although he couldn't see anything, he still said with fascination: "Who is that man? He can beat Erlang God. As far as I know, only Monkey King can barely do this?" I have to say his The angle of attention is still relatively naive, completely failing to put oneself and all human beings together to breathe together with fate.

At this time, a voice said solemnly: "He is no one!" When we looked back, we saw Nezha standing there with a face full of anger, and Li Jing said happily, "Nezha, you are finally here! Did you see that Heisha God?" ?”

I also excitedly said: "Look at it, that bastard will learn from you in everything, and fooled us all, just like a super imitation show."

Nezha tidied up the Qiankun circle and Huntianling, nodded to the baby to signal her to send emotional coins, and said angrily: "The imitation show is over! I'll go up and kill him right away!" Zha stepped on the Hot Wheels and soared into the sky, heading straight for Heisha God!

　The Internet at home was disconnected for two days, and for the first time, Xiaohua experienced the complicated feelings of "I have a manuscript in my hand but I just can't post it". This chapter is an extended chapter.Oh also~
　　
　
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