don't mess with me

Chapter 288 Kitchen Knife
The moment our car drove into the community, Heisha God said with complicated emotions: "I never thought I would come back here."

Just as I was about to stop, a beautiful figure flashed in front of me, and I shivered subconsciously—it was Zhao Qianqian!Although the winter vacation hasn't officially ended yet, the school has already started to make up lessons, which happens to be when they just finished school!

Zhao Qianqian turned around and saw my car by accident. I quickly turned off the engine and pretended that there was no one in the car. Of course Zhao Qianqian knew my car. She first glanced at me in confusion, and then walked towards us.I just remembered that my car has no film at all, what's going on in the car is clear from the outside, isn't this pretending to be a wolf with a big tail!

Zhao Qianqian came over and patted my car window and said, "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing sneaking around?"

I forcefully crossed my legs and said, "Didn't you just come back...you just got out of school?" I had to divert her attention. Can she see the two Nezhas behind the car?

Fortunately, Zhao Qianqian didn't care, and said casually: "Oh, my dad has been saying that he wants to invite you to dinner these days. Why don't you stay home all day?"

"I'm... busy." While I was dealing with Zhao Qianqian, I heard the voice of Heisha God behind him saying: "You have been busy dealing with me these days when you came back, and you haven't seen Qianqian, have you? Don't you go talk to her?" Two sentences?"

Nezha panicked, "What's there to talk about?"

Heisha laughed and said, "If you don't go up, I will go up!"

Zhao Qianqian asked curiously, "Who came back with you?"

There was a bang from behind, but Nezha was pushed out by Heisha God. Nezha staggered and stood up. Zhao Qianqian said unexpectedly: "Li Xiaozha?" is it?"

Nezha murmured, "I... have been very busy recently."

Zhao Qianqian snorted and said, "Uncle Li is really easy to talk to. If I tell my mother that, do you think she will kill me?"

Li Jing said: "Xiao Hei, don't you like this girl too?"

Heisha said: "I like it, but I can't really fight him!"

Li Jing said: "If you like it, then go out."

I was so anxious that I said, "Brother Li, can you stop making trouble?"

Li Jing said: "Both of them are my sons, I need a bowl of water to level them up!"

Nezha hesitated for a long time before choking out a sentence: "You've been doing well these days, haven't you?"

Zhao Qianqian rolled her eyes and said, "It's weird!"

Nezha went to pull the car door on the other side and said, "Qianqian, let me introduce someone to you, he—" Nezha wanted to drag Heisha God out, but Heisha God retreated into the car with all his might, and the two of them started playing saw During the battle, Zhao Qianqian watched in complete confusion.

At this time, Lin Hai pulled Yang Jian and others back, and Lu Dongbin understood what was going on when he got out of the car, and asked tentatively, "Qianqian, what do you think is more attractive to Xiao Zha? Is it the young and mature at the beginning or the domineering later? "

Zhao Qianqian blushed and said, "I'm not serious!" After speaking, she ran into the corridor.

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and yelled at Nezha and Heisha: "Both of you go upstairs!"

……

Back home, Nezha said to Heisha: "Xiao Hei - we will call you Xiao Hei from now on, what you do is not fair to me, it is not fair to you, and most importantly, it is not fair to Qianqian! "

Little ****: "Why isn't it fair? In this world, you came first and then me. If Qianqian likes me, it's because of you. In essence, she likes you."

Nezha said, "But love doesn't come first, and don't you think Qianqian should be given the right to choose?"

Little ****: "Forget it, my personality can't make women happy."

We listened to this long list of righteous words that made people get goosebumps, and sat down together. Lu Dongbin grabbed a handful of melon seeds and said: "Let's not interrupt—there is nothing better than two 16-year-olds discussing love." It's more interesting."

Nezha said uncomfortably: "Anyway, if I like Qianqian, I will go after Qianqian myself, so you don't have to let me!"

Xiao Hei curled his lips and said, "Why don't you understand, I'm someone who shouldn't exist..."

Nezha said: "You are slapping yourself in front of the mirror. Do you think the person in the mirror doesn't hurt? Neither of us should exist."

I couldn't help but sighed to the baby: "This person splits into two selves, and I can talk about everything else, but I am more sensitive on the spouse issue."

Li Jing was relieved and worried at the same time: "Hey, my son is grown up, and I can finally see them quarreling over the girl—how do you think the two of them fell in love with the same girl?"

I disdainfully said: "That's right, your 'two' sons have different tempers, and their tastes and hobbies are all carved out of the same mold, just like you like to eat jelly when you are happy, but you still like jelly when you are angry."

Li Jing murmured: "I don't know if Zhao Guozhong still has a daughter?"

I rubbed my chin and said, "As a member of society, I have been separated from my wife for so many years. This is very possible, but Zhao Qianqian is beautiful because she followed Wang Fang. If Zhao Guozhong has a daughter who looks like him, what will you do for these two sons?" Whoever has to turn against you!"

At this moment, Lin Hai said: "Let me say a few words, I am the only one who has been here."

Yang Jian glanced at him three times and said, "Why did you come here?"

Lin Hai smiled and said: "Everyone came from the [-]th and [-]th years. Actually, at your age, you can't call it love, at most you like it. You still have a long way to go in the future, and you have to meet many excellent opposite sexes. Even, you Can you guarantee that you still like the same girl that year?"

Nezha and Xiaohei looked at each other, one shook his head and the other nodded, and it was Nezha who shook his head.

Lu Dongbin shouted: "Nezha, don't be timid, why are you still not sure at this juncture?"

Lin Hai continued: "Zhao Qianqian is just the first girl you met after you went down the mountain. Facts have proved that the first girl can only be a good memory, and very few people can achieve positive results."

I looked at the ceiling and said, "Yuan Chengzhi doesn't think so."

Lin Hai said to Liu Xiaoliu: "Don't be jealous, Xiaoliu, I'm just talking about the facts, you are definitely the last girl in my life."

Yang Jian urged Liu Xiaoliu to say: "Cousin, but Lin Hai is the first man you met after going down the mountain. From this point of view, do you think about it again?"

Liu Xiaoliu glared at him and said, "I'm happy, can you control me?"

Lin Haidao: "Think about what I said, you two, just for reference." Liu Xiaoliu sent him to the door, and the two of them got bored for a long time before Lin Hai left.

Lu Dongbin said hesitantly: "Lin Hai is really boring. Who can say this kind of plain water. The beauty of young people's love is that everything is unknown. It's meaningless to talk about marriage when you get married."

In fact, I quite agree with Lin Hai's words. The charm of a hero is a very important factor to develop a relationship line. Yuan Chengzhi is not inferior to other heroes in terms of martial arts and influence in the world, but he is the first one to meet after marrying him. The girl who came here always seems to have a petty air that has never seen the world.

Li Jing seemed to have worried enough about his daughter-in-law, and changed the subject: "Let's think about how to deal with Wang Dapeng."

Yang Jian asked Xiao Hei: "How long does it take you to make a lightning rod?"

Little ****: "It's not complicated to make a lightning rod, but it still takes two days."

Yang Jian said: "Theoretically, each of us should be equipped with one."

The baby said: "Our problem now is not how many lightning rods, but how many emotional coins—"

I asked, "How many more do we have?"

Wawa said: "This level of confrontation during the day can last at best once!"

Everyone was surprised: "So few?"

Li Jing asked Xiao Hei: "As far as you know, what's the situation with Wang Dapeng?"

Xiao Hei said worriedly: "Wang Dapeng collected a lot of emotional coins by shutting down the heating and electricity some time ago. He should have saved enough to make up for the sky." He blamed himself, "Blame me, if I didn't steal the skin He's not going to progress so fast."

Nezha said: "If you want to blame it, you can blame me, if not..."

Yang Jian said: "Don't talk about these nonsense. What we have to fight with Wang Dapeng now is the time difference. The longer the time, the more unfavorable it is for us. He collects the emotional currency and uses it alone. Even if we have emotional currency, no one is His opponent, so dragging will only ebb and flow, Nezha, Xiao Hei, we will go to him as soon as your injuries are healed, if we can't make it with the three of us, then it is God's will."

Nezha asked, "Where can we find Wang Dapeng?"

Little ****: "When he was alone, he always lived on the top of the TV tower."

I said, "Is he not afraid of radiation?"

Little ****: "It used to be for the convenience of receiving emotional coins, but now it is for the protection of Jiuzhou Ding. Anyone who wants to climb to that height will definitely attract his attention."

I waved my hand and said, "Everyone is tired today, go to bed first, we will discuss the rest tomorrow."

The doll didn't take off her coat when she arrived in the room, and she hugged the quilt and started to be dazed. I wondered, "What are you thinking?"

The baby was stunned for a long time before suddenly saying: "Xiaoqiang, do you think that dolls are divided into male and female?"

I said casually: "Of course, isn't Barbie a girl? Why are you asking this?"

The doll said: "I was thinking, why did I turn into a girl when I changed from a doll to a human? If I possessed a male doll at the beginning, would I turn into a little boy later? "

I began to feel the crux of the matter a little bit, and said with a chuckle: "You are not a rag doll, are you? This shows that you are a girl at heart, even if you are attached to an AK-47, you have to become a girl."

The baby chased after him and said, "Why?"

"Why don't you even understand this? Everything in the world has gender. People are divided into male and female, and animals are divided into male and female. Even if it is a mountain, the south of the mountain is called Yang, and the north of the mountain is called Yin. Even oranges have male and female. From the moment she was a woman."

Wa Wa said with a look of enlightenment: "I think what you said makes sense!"

I giggled and said, "Now can you tell me why you suddenly want to ask these questions? Did you invent 'mouth therapy' temporarily?" During this period of time, the baby and I have understood the relationship between us in our hearts Subtle changes are taking place.In the past, she was just a rag doll. In my eyes, she really had no gender or age. Even when she first took shape, although she was a slim girl, I still had no idea about her except for a little embarrassment. But later I can't help but think about the little things, until something happened suddenly during the day, I feel that we have to face up to our complicated relationship - from childhood to childhood guessing, we must have experienced something, Or whether it is physically or emotionally, two people are mature...

The baby scratched her head in distress, then suddenly picked up the quilt and left, I asked in surprise, "Where are you going?"

Wa Wa said: "I'm going to sleep with Xiao Liu, we'd better stop sleeping together before I figured out some problems!"

I couldn't laugh or cry: "Keep a low profile when you go out, others think I've done something to you!" I can't sleep with her again until this problem is solved, this thing has been wandering in the world for tens of thousands of years, But I still look like a girl, which makes me feel guilty even if I have any thoughts, but I am the one who was raised by her young children according to my age!

The baby bumped headlong and bumped into Lu Dongbin. Lu Dongbin looked at the quilt in the baby's arms and said in surprise, "You guys are..."

I laughed and said, "It's convenient for the children to live separately."

Lu Dongbin was taken aback for a moment, and then said with a clear face: "Understood, what did Liu Lao Liu say about Adam and Eve?"

I was confused and said, "What foreign Liu Laoliu?"

Lu Dongbin said with a serious look: "Suddenly I feel shy - it means that you two are sure! Definitely! Yes! Something!" He also turned over the first few pages of the co-authored "Bible".

……

Although I was sleepy and tired, I lay on the bed without any sleepiness. Everything happened one after another. When I was in a daze and seemed to be falling asleep, a black figure suddenly rushed into my room and said in a panic: "Xiaoqiang, Nezha is here Not with you?"

I struggled to get up and turned on the light, seeing that it was Li Jing, I couldn't help muttering, "Why is Nezha here with me?"

Li Jing said anxiously: "Nezha...Nezha is gone!"

I got up quickly and glanced at the time. It was three o'clock in the morning, and Nezha had no reason to go out.

I asked Li Jing, "Have you found everything in the house?"

"I've searched it all!" Li Jing shook his hands and jumped up anxiously.

At this time, everyone in the room also got up, and Nezha had indeed disappeared!

Xiao Hei shouted from the side: "He also took all the weapons away!"

Lu Dongbin forced himself to be calm and said: "Everyone, don't panic-Xiao Hei, you have the same temperament as Nezha. Think about where he can go?"

Xiao Hei suddenly stomped his feet and said, "Where else can I go? I'm desperate to find Wang Dapeng!"

I put my coat on my body and said, "It's not too late, let's go too!" Everyone moved quickly, and Yang Jian rushed into the corridor without saying a word.

I held down Liu Xiaoliu who was walking behind and said, "Don't go, Xiaoliu."

Liu Xiaoliu opened my hand and said, "I don't mind staying here. Aren't we grasshoppers on the same rope?" She waved the kitchen knife in her hand at me and said, "I will do it if I try my best!"

I couldn't laugh or cry, I grabbed the kitchen knife and tucked it in my arms, but she could only follow.

When I got downstairs, I opened the car door and said, "There are so many people, we can only squeeze."

Xiao Hei said to the baby: "Give us all the remaining emotional coins."

The baby said: "What are you going to do?"

Xiao Hei anxiously said: "It must be too late to go by car! Hurry up!"

Yang Jian also said: "Exactly!"

The baby spread her hands, and a burst of intense light shrouded Xiao Hei and Yang Jian's heads. Xiao Hei didn't wait for others, soared into the sky and flew towards the TV tower.Yang Jian followed closely behind, and Xiao Hei went and returned, and shouted to the crowd below: "If you want to attract thunder, try to find a phone booth to avoid it. Whether you can get away with it depends on personal nature." After speaking, he disappeared again. night sky.

Lu Dongbin couldn't help but said in his busy schedule: "This little black is more anxious than Nezha."

I started the car and said, "That's not as urgent as Nezha."

Lu Dongbin said: "Nezha has something on his mind and doesn't want to say anything. He knows that in our current state, it would be dangerous to go to Wang Dapeng for a decisive battle, so he would rather take the risk alone."

Li Jing sighed and said, "I'm afraid Xiao Hei also had the same thoughts."

The baby said: "In short, there is me in you and you in me and you in these two people. They seem to have very different personalities, but they are actually inseparable."

Lu Dongbin suddenly asked for no reason: "What about the two of you, are you going to sleep separately from now on?"

Wawa and I were taken aback by the question, Li Jing and Liu Xiaoliu looked at us ambiguously, I stepped on the gas pedal and said, "Sit down!"

Our car drove through the urban area at a fast speed. The streets in the early morning are more spacious. It usually takes [-] minutes to drive. I only drove for ten minutes before I saw the shadow of the towering TV tower in the distance. Li Jing stretched out his finger and said loudly :"Over there!"

We looked up together and saw several shadows circling and fighting fiercely in the sky above the TV tower. If you pay attention, you can see that two of them are holding guns and stepping on wheels, and the other shadow is extremely huge in the dark night. , that's because Wang Dapeng spread his wings.

I parked the car directly under the TV tower, and Wang Dapeng fought Nezha Xiaohei and Yang Jian alone, with his wings whistling like wind, and the three of them couldn't get close.

I was looking up, when I suddenly felt wet on my face, as if rain had hit my face, I stretched out my hand and smelt blood, I knew it was probably Nezha or Xiao Hei's old injury relapsed, I was afraid that Li Jing would worry about it publicity.Liu Xiaoliu did the same thing on the other side, but fortunately this girl has matured a lot, she only opened her mouth, but she held back her mouth and didn't cry out.

At this time Li Jing smiled wryly and said, "You don't have to hide it from me, it seems that Nezha is seriously injured." He wiped the blood dripping on his face, and said solemnly, "As long as the three of us, father and son, can fight side by side, the victory and defeat will be won." Life and death don't matter."

Lu Dongbin was muttering something, and a small white ice arrow slowly condensed on his fingertips. Leng Ding shot at Wang Dapeng with a "chi" sound. Lu Dongbin, you wait!"

I couldn't help but laugh: "Can't you see that Brother Bin is still an ice magician?"

Lu Dongbin chuckled and said, "I'll show you another one from the fire department!" He rubbed his palms together, and a flaming rocket shot up again in an instant.

Wa Wa worried: "Bingge, you have exceeded your capacity by using mana like this?"

Lu Dongbin didn't care and said, "You're desperate, who cares about these things?" It turned out that he was also risking being attacked by a thunderbolt to attack Wang Dapeng.

Ji Nezha, Xiao Hei, and Yang Jian's three masters tried their best to attack, coupled with Lu Dongbin's sneak attack, Wang Dapeng did not lose the wind at all, but gradually I also saw that he would not be able to solve his opponent in a short time. Easy, although he has a lightning rod, it can be said that he is prepared to use mana recklessly, but mana is about level suppression. If the opponent is a low-level little demon, he will naturally blow the opponent's soul away with a gust of wind or a fireball. The three of them are also top-level masters, with three-point magic immunity. If they are not fully sure, Wang Dapeng doesn't want to consume precious emotional coins. Besides, depending on the situation, he can win undefeated with only physical attacks, so Wang Dapeng played very effectively. patience.

Liu Xiaoliu suddenly pointed to the sky and said, "Wang Dapeng obviously has wings, why does he look clumsy?"

As soon as she said it, we could also see that Nezha and Xiaohei’s Qiankun circle had to be separated by a certain distance to exert their power, so they were always a dozen steps away from Wang Dapeng, and Wang Dapeng’s wings were no more than their Hot Wheels Slow, but stubbornly defending within a range.

Li Jing said: "Jiuzhou Ding! He is protecting the Jiuzhou Ding from being destroyed!"

It dawned on us that the Kyushu tripod was the key to Wang Dapeng's success. He was afraid of being tricked by others, so he never left the TV tower.

I said: "Jiuzhou Ding must be on the top of the tower, I will destroy it!"

Lu Dongbin said: "We will go with you!"

I waved my hand and said, "If we act together, it will definitely arouse his vigilance. You are responsible for attracting his attention. I will go up quietly!"

The baby said: "I'll go with you."

I said, "You stay here too." I didn't wait for them to say more, and sneaked into the TV tower with a low waist.

Buildings such as the TV tower can often represent the degree of development of a city. The more famous one is the Oriental Pearl Tower in Shanghai, and at least it is a landmark building in some little-known small places. Tell him that the TV tower is 100 meters east and comes directly.

The TV towers in third-tier cities like ours have nothing to do with tourist attractions, and the locals are not interested, so there are no one to take care of them, but the side effect is that the elevators don’t even open at this point...

At first I felt like I was running fast, but my legs started to weaken before I reached the sixth floor. An otaku like me who lives on the third floor is really not good at climbing.The sound of fighting outside gradually became clearer, and I gritted my teeth and continued to run wildly.

After a period of disgusting and painful trekking in the dark, I finally climbed up to the small roof on the top of the tower. Outside the roof, four people were fighting. Attacking, Yang Jian was facing me.

I bent down and slowly poked my head out from the stairs, scanned the roof, and suddenly found that the Kyushu tripod was behind a pillar.

Yang Jian watched me emerge, his eyes almost popped out, I hurriedly motioned him to keep quiet, and then sneaked towards Jiuzhou Ding, Yang Jian understood, and tried harder to hold Wang Dapeng's attention.

I sneaked around and finally came to the Kyushu Ding, my heart almost jumped out!The Kyushu Dingye, the cultural relics of the Dayu period, the historical giants always aspire to the Central Plains, this thing symbolizes the supreme right, but-it is the key to our victory now, as long as it is destroyed, Wang Dapeng All the conspiracies of his will be wiped out in an instant!I couldn't care less about looking up at the holy relic any more, and grabbed its two ears with both hands and was about to fall to the ground.

But... I overlooked a problem. Since ancient times, those who have aspired to the Central Plains are careerists, and those who can carry the trip are all heroes!This thing is as high as my waist, the belly is as round as three of mine, and the thickness of the bronze cast is four to five centimeters. It is conservatively estimated to weigh four hundred catties, which is the weight of two big fat men. My master now wants to lift two big fat guys over his head and throw them to the ground at the same time, I'm so lost and crazy!

Nezha and Xiaohei also became nervous when they saw me hugging Jiuzhou Ding. Wang Dapeng stood in front to protect Jiuzhou Ding, so it was impossible for them to assign someone to help me. I.

I rested my head on the Kyushu tripod and hugged it like a sumo wrestler. I was delighted to find that although I couldn't afford it, I could move it slowly!And there was a pile of wooden boards in the corner of the roof, and I immediately had an idea-I want to move the Kyushu tripod there, and then use the slope formed by the pile of boards to throw it under the TV tower!Just do what you say, I hold the Kyushu tripod and twist and move to that side.At this moment, the hearts of everyone except Wang Dapeng were raised in their throats!

Perhaps it was because the opponent's eyes were too weird after all, Wang Dapeng couldn't help but look back, his body staggered in mid-air, and his soul flew into the sky, saying: "What are you doing, put it down!" He wanted to turn around, Nezha and Xiao Hei's two guns pierced fiercely, and Wang Dapeng sternly said while dodging: "Yan Tingqiang, if you dare to touch it again, I will kill you immediately!"

While continuing to work, I laughed and said, "This is not your wife, why are you so nervous?"

Wang Dapeng said angrily: "You...what do you want?" His voice changed from anger to fear, and his voice trembled.Yang Jian saw that he was half-turned sideways and was about to dive down, so he rushed forward and hugged his waist. Wang Dapeng punched him open, and Nezha and Xiao Hei rushed up to cover him.

At this time, I had already moved the Kyushu Ding to the ramp, and I could push it down the tower with just one more effort. Wang Dapeng shook Nezha and Xiao Hei away with his wings, and quickly swept to the bottom of the Kyushu Ding, Fortunately, I didn't succeed, otherwise, this push happened to push Jiuzhou Ding into his arms.

The three of Yang and Jian entangled Wang Dapeng one after another, and Wang Dapeng began to fix his eyes on the position of Jiuzhou Ding.

I found that my method was unreliable. For a flying fairy, throwing something in the air is equivalent to giving it to him directly, but time is running out, and I don’t have any tools to destroy the Kyushu tripod. I subconsciously Feeling all over his body, Leng Ding pulled out a kitchen knife from his bosom... This was snatched from Liu Xiaoliu.

Wang Dapeng's expression was extremely exciting in an instant, and he said in a mournful tone: "Xiaoqiang... put down the knife first!"

At this extremely critical juncture, I still couldn't help laughing and said: "So no matter how advanced your martial arts skills are, you are afraid of kitchen knives? You promise me one thing and I will put down the knives."

"you say!"

"You are not allowed to flap those wings again."

Wang Dapeng was taken aback for a moment: "No fans—" he said angrily, "Fart, then didn't I fall?"

We were bickering, and Nezha and the others were not idle. Everyone knew that this was the most critical moment, and they were all desperately trying to hold back Wang Dapeng. I gritted my teeth and slashed at Kyushu Ding on the edge.

I was a little surprised when the knife went down. Originally, I didn’t have much hope for chopping the tripod with a kitchen knife. The thing is thick and heavy. It was about two centimeters, which surprised me, and I swung two more knives, and there were two more holes in the mouth of the Kyushu Ding.

Seeing this, Wang Dapeng screamed strangely, as if I really chopped up his wife, I stepped up and swung the knife, and the Jiuzhou tripod was quickly disfigured.I figured it out as I chopped it—the Kyushu tripod was made of bronze, and the casting technique in the Dayu period was not too pure. Bronze, as a kind of metal, has very low hardness, and the kitchen knife in my hand is mine. Dad bought it from a dumb person back then—don’t ask me what a good knife has to do with a dumb person. I just wanted to add a little mystery to it. Xin is an excellent steel knife that fully incorporates modern forging technology. Although it cannot cut iron like mud, it is still capable of chopping bronze a few times.

But it's not a problem to keep going on like this, Nezha and the others are about to be unable to support it, all I do is to add a few more marks to this big incense burner.

Yang Jian yelled: "Xiaoqiang, chop on the stomach and pick a place!"

I thought it was reasonable, so I kicked Kyushu tripod to the ground, swung the kitchen knife and cut it at the roundest part of my stomach, and the mark was deeper than other places. I was very encouraged, and held the knife high Gao Yue was chopping wildly, and the Kyushu cauldron was gradually smashed into pieces by me. I was excited and screamed. I think the expression at that time was ferocious, and the movements were wild. In short, I saw Nezha looking at me. There was a flash of horror...

I yelled, and Wang Dapeng also yelled, this is his yelling is much more miserable than mine, my hands gradually became sore, but my strength multiplied under the jealousy, and the last knife fell in response, and the Kyushu cauldron was stunned by me A big hole was made, and the blade of the kitchen knife flew out.

Yang Jian said with relief: "It's done!"

Wang Dapeng howled heart-piercingly, and rushed towards me recklessly. I threw the handle of the kitchen knife at him, and ran into the corridor without my life.I understand that at this moment, the person Wang Dapeng wants to kill the most is me!

　The countdown to the end of the book!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)