don't mess with me

Chapter 39

I copied the video on my phone, hurried home, turned on the computer, thought about it, and uploaded the video to a local forum.The reason why this forum is popular is not because of its professionalism, on the contrary, it contains all kinds of forums, such as renting a house and car, finding a partner for marriage, trading second-hand goods, repairing floor leaks, consulting various problems, and many more Scalpers help people line up for license plates, hospital registration and other matters. In short, they can find solutions related to local life. I posted the video of the four kings fighting against urban management in the "Local Mood" section, saying yes Local mood, in fact, this forum has been almost occupied by "local dating", and the popularity is relatively not very high.

Because we came back late, Zhao Qianqian dragged Nezha, who couldn’t get in, to her house for dinner. Pippi looked hungry and pretended to be pitiful at my feet. I generously threw out a hundred yuan bill to her It——when the 4 yuan was handed over in the morning, I felt that the sea was too difficult for water. I was so generous to outsiders, what did Pippi eat a few dollars from me?
When Liu Xiaoliu saw the computer, he grabbed me subconsciously and said, "See if anyone has asked me out?"

As soon as I opened the dating website Tianjie Doll, I already said: "Received emotional coins! This time there are quite a few!"

I was also taken aback: there are already 681 people who follow Liu Xiaoliu, and there are more than 300 private messages. My joke last night became a prophecy: the number of people who follow her has really increased faster than my favorites too much!
This time I didn’t click on those private messages to read one by one, but roughly scanned them. Almost no one took the initiative to leave their phone number, and all kinds of eccentric jokes and outright accusations filled the screen, which seemed very interesting. Some people think that Liu Xiaoliu's existence has lowered his status, as if he has been insulted.

Just as I was about to close the webpage, Liu Xiaoliu sighed, "Open it, it's not that I can't read, what can they do to me?"

I had no choice but to ignore this website, and clicked on the book review section to take a look. Tianjie Doll said: "The joy has obviously increased—but let me tell you, don't get hurt, it's still not as much as Liu Xiaoliu's website."

I was bored and clicked on the local forum again. In just ten minutes, there were already 5 comments, basically all of them were comments like "too happy" and "when did this happen?" Naturally, people in the local park are familiar with it. Yes, so no one asked anything else.

"I'm going to take a pee." I lazily walked to the bathroom, and the Tianjie Doll suddenly let out an "oops".

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Received a lot of joy!" From its distorted voice, I also realized that it was unusual, and asked quickly, "How much?"

"In such a short time, there are already 5 emotional coins!"

"Ah?" I hurriedly sat down again, "Where did it come from?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "Xiao Liu's website and your novels definitely have no such effect, it can only be..."

I refreshed the local forum again, and the result surprised me—in just a few minutes, the video had nearly 500 hits, and there were 20 more comments than before!

"Damn, it's so powerful?" I didn't expect a local forum to have such an effect. I browsed every few minutes, and my video was basically put to the top manually, and the clicks and comments skyrocketed. Obviously, the four heavenly kings are unique The fighting style has aroused people's interest. Many people saw the scene in the lake and commented that this is the most popular video of the year.Some people also questioned whether it was something we rehearsed to make it funny, but it didn't stop them from laughing.

Every few minutes, the Celestial Doll would report in a low voice: "Five...five more..."

I just sat at the edge of the computer and kept refreshing. The videos I uploaded soared in popularity at a speed that made people feel flustered. By three o'clock in the afternoon, they had successfully broken through [-] hits!
"Yes, how many emotional coins do you have?" I asked the Celestial Doll in a little panic.

"60!"

"It's so handsome!" I slammed the table and said, this is the time we raised the most emotional coins in the shortest time!
The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "And there is both joy and happiness!"

Le is not difficult to explain. The Four Heavenly Kings and the Nine Golden Flowers are really pleasing. The joy shows that people are happy from the bottom of their hearts. Now "violent law enforcement" is the hottest topic. Seeing the powerful side suffer, the common people are also full of joy happy.

Tianjie Doll said: "Your video is so popular without even a name, let's add a title to it."

"what is it call?"

"Simply call it 'Four Heavenly Kings vs. Urban Management'."

"Well, good idea." I edited the title.I started to stay by the computer with Tianjie Doll to experience the thrill of "dropping money from the tree, and it all fell into my neck".

We didn't do anything this afternoon, and we shouted happily from time to time, Liu Xiaoliu knew that we wouldn't give her the computer—at least in a short time, and went to bed bored, and Pippi was also caught by us. Terrified, he ran around the room.

During the whole process of receiving emotional coins, there were still interruptions from time to time, but we still collected enough 200 emotional coins in one afternoon!

The number of views on the forum began to increase after 5:8 in the evening, and the posts of "Four Heavenly Kings vs. Urban Management" also began to increase accordingly, and finally reached the peak of the growth rate at 10:400. Every [-] minutes, thousands of hits and More than a hundred comments!During this period of time, the number of emotional coins has also doubled, and Tianjie Doll solemnly reported to me: Our emotional coins have reached [-] unprecedentedly!
In the later period, the comment area collectively turned to focus on the current situation of the four heavenly kings and the follow-up development of this matter. Tianjie Doll said: "Xiaoqiang, should we explain to everyone?"

I moved my ten fingers and said coldly: "That's right!"

I started to edit the post, describing in detail our experience at the police station this morning, emphasizing the injustice we suffered and the ugly face of the city management nine golden flowers.Send again after editing.

Ten minutes later, Tianjie Doll said: "Now I am receiving a lot of anger! Xiaoqiang did a great job!"

I snorted and said with a smile: "This is our writer's way of revenge!"

"Aren't you a literati?"

"Do you think literati can do better than me?" Although there is no exaggerated rendering, I have given full play to the greatest strengths of a writer - describing the scene in the most plain language, with a sense of substitution, allowing readers to be on the scene and feel refreshed I'm looking forward to it, from this point of view, Mo Yan probably won't be able to beat me!

After I edited the post, it became even more popular. The Public Security Bureau and Jiuduo Jinhua became the target of public criticism and were severely criticized by the general public.

At 11:16 p.m., Tianjie Doll excitedly announced: "Xiaoqiang, our emotional coin has broken through the 1000 mark!"

My eyes were filled with tears of happiness, and I had a warm hug with Tianjie Doll. The other two heads of Nezha were reading, and I specially separated one head to congratulate us...

Tianjie doll said: "But there is a problem, the emotional currency will be less and less later on."

I nodded and said, "It's normal. I'm afraid the number of local viewers is almost saturated." Our city has a population of less than 200 million, and the post of fighting against urban management has broken 40 hits, and one out of every [-] people has watched the post. Leaving aside people who don’t know how to use the Internet, such as the elderly and children, almost every netizen has reached it, which fully shows that this video has been spread by word of mouth among people with computers, and some people have even watched it many times——Hot topic on local forums The topic has not had so many clicks over the years.

After 12 o'clock, the deadliest problem began to trouble us again: the Tianjie doll could no longer receive any emotions!Whether I open Liu Xiaoliu's dating site or my novels are useless.

Tianjie Doll said sullenly: "If the problem of stability is not resolved, no matter how good the video we have, it will be half the effort."

At this time, an unfamiliar local landline number called in, and I answered it suspiciously: "Hello?"

It can be heard that the other party is using the gentlest voice possible: "Is it Yan Tingqiang?"

"It's me, who are you?"

"It's me, Old Wang."

"Old Wang?" I know quite a few people with the surname Wang, but none of them can be called Old Wang.

"Me, Wang Li, let's meet again during the day."

"Oh—" I suddenly said.

"Remember?"

"Who the hell are you?" I think if I'm not wrong, as soon as I casually say that I know him, he will throw an account at random, saying that he was arrested for soliciting prostitutes in the local area, asking me to rescue him. , I have answered many calls like this before.

The other party broke down and said: "I am Wang Li from the Public Security Bureau, the one who received you this morning!"

"Oh, Officer Wang."

"Hehehe, do you remember now?" Wang Dadu had a pleasant expression, as if he was talking to an old friend.

"Why do you have my phone?"

"us……"

"Understood, the state violence agency, it's convenient to check anyone - what can you do with me?"

Wang Li also heard my displeasure with him, and said with a smile: "We have already investigated the incident during the day, and it was indeed the gang of urban management who started it first, and we will definitely severely criticize and educate them!"

"Well, um..." I listened casually, and made a victory gesture to the Tianjie doll, and the Tianjie doll said: "It seems that the video has been sent to the Public Security Bureau, we can't let them go easily!"

As expected, Wang Li tentatively asked, "You posted that video on the forum, right?"

"it's me."

"Then... see if you can delete it first, and let's solve any problems."

I also happily said: "Then how do you solve it?"

Wang Li said in a firm tone: "Don't worry, the bail money will definitely be refunded to you!"

"That was my money."

"Uh..." he said helplessly, "You can make any demands you have."

I said, "It's very simple. You, the Public Security Bureau and the Urban Management Brigade must make an official public apology and give the four parties a certain amount of financial compensation."

"Economic compensation is easy to talk about. A public apology is not enough. We have no right to order the urban management to order them. As for our Public Security Bureau, we did nothing wrong. We followed the procedure. If the matter is clear, we will give you an explanation. Is it not enough?" Wang Dadu finally exposed the strong face of the law enforcement agencies.

I said lightly: "Then there's nothing to say. I don't plan to get the money back, and I won't delete the video. It's fair and comfortable, so you can figure it out."

"Hey you..."

"I'm sorry, I have the habit of going to bed early and getting up early, so I can't continue with you. Let's talk about it tomorrow!" I said and hung up the phone.

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Xiaoqiang, you are a real man!"

I put away my solemn expression, stamped my feet and beat my chest, and said, "Fuck you man, if you offend the police, you'll be arrested for spitting on the road later!"

The Heavenly Doll laughed and said, "I don't know how to spit."

(End of this chapter)